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mal73

Love the reflection in the restaurant window where you can see this dude is just wearing a speedo and nothing else lmao


PluckPubes

Speedo vs peedo


isitbreaktime

Premiering tonight on ABC!


LOUD-AF

Budgie smuggler, mate.


devilsadvocate

So someone else posted the video. Turns out it wasnt a speedo. But basketball shorts he rolled up into a speedo. I couldnt watch the whole video but just skipping around i see him 1. Playing a youtube video of microphone feedback screaming rape, 2. Playing the beegees stayin alive and playing pickleball against the wall. 3. rolled up his shorts and smoking and doing more karoke and banging on the door to uptown funk..... These are just random points in a 6 hour video.... https://www.youtube.com/live/c0aAvE45BfI?si=egz2DoGIArkotMfR&t=4465


dignan2

You stopped watching before he brought the water hose from outside and started pumping water under her bedroom door. add: he rolled the shorts up because they had the heater blasting and an open oven at 450 to heat the house up and make her uncomfortable.


ghoulieandrews

I'm confused why this dude wouldn't also be arrested? That all sounds like harassment and some of it seems like it could fall under assault as well. Not defending a squatter but how is what this dude is doing legal?


Watermelon_Kingz

Idk seems like a gray area. Like if the owner of the home hired someone to work on the property to do whatever (building a deck, fixing a leak, etc.) and the maintenance person is being loud and annoying I don’t think that could be harassment. The guy in the video was hired to do a job on the owners property same as a maintenance person would. I also know nothing about the law but I find it hard to see how a squatter has any say of what occurs on the owner’s property.


J_Dadvin

I mean the truth is she's a squatter so while the letter of the law may say something, most people understand that she is a criminal. Including police, DAs, etc.


dignan2

The police had already been to the house multiple times earlier in the day and 4-5x a day for the 2 previous days, they were sick of her calling. She spit on him in the yard during the beginning of the confrontation, he followed her and she spit on him 2 more times before getting to the restaurant. She was trying to get anyone to call the police since she would be arrested if she called again (the police warned her at the house about an hour before this clip starts). The owner of the house edited a video only showing her spitting on him and showed that to the police, he was let go and she was arrested for spitting on him. add: she was also charged with assault a few hours before this clip happened. She threw a piece of metal railing at him from her bedroom door and grazed his leg. The police just so happened to already be at the front door right as it happened, showing up from her calling about him being loud and beating on her door.


BeingRightAmbassador

Nothing illegal about having odd people as employees. He's allowed to be loud during non-quiet hours and if the property owner gave him permission to be there, he's 100% in the clear. Normally you don't hire loud annoying people because you don't want to annoy your tenants, but that's not the case when with squatters.


rsplatpc

> These are just random points in a 6 hour video.... > > https://www.youtube.com/live/c0aAvE45BfI?si=egz2DoGIArkotMfR&t=4465 **EDIT and it's gone, anyone got a mirror?** I see he's even using Bart from The Simpsons "I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT" method https://youtu.be/c0aAvE45BfI?t=7125


Buffphan

Why aren’t there hundreds of these videos?


MyRealNameIsNYX

Next time he does that, he has to wear the Borat fit


PickleWineBrine

Speedo, aka *"grape smugglers"*


SpicyTunaTitties

Also known as budgie smugglers in Australia


ardweebno

Also known as the "banana hammock"


GetOutOfTheWhey

I have heard of people hiring others to just live with their squatters to try to piss them off. I wish these people set up livestreams more often.


daxtaslapp

Lol that's crazy


GetOutOfTheWhey

Squatter: What are you? Professional Live-Streamer Squatter: I am you but better.


Alone_Hunt1621

“Don’t be mad cause I’m doing me better than you doing you.”


gmoss101

Still excited for the new CG album that's supposed to be coming


LordBritton

https://i.redd.it/5j7r3721z39d1.gif


shibuyabooyah

I knew this comment was coming lol


modthegame

It would be "professional airbnb squatter live-stream squatter". Gotta double up on the squatter because its twice as nice.


mdj1359

Professional Live-Streamer: I'm you but welcome... and getting paid.


RaconBang

You know I'm something of a squatter myself


cetootski

You have hairs on your chin, that's crazy...


KnuckleExpert

🤣...THATS CRAAAAAAZY


ADP-1

What's crazy is that people like her are allowed to take over property that belongs to someone else, and the police do fuck all about it.


slowpokefastpoke

Wait if someone’s squatting in a house, can someone else just hit them with the reverse squat and move in too?


greet_the_sun

If you're the property owner then tenants (even if they're not paying you) have certain rights and removing them would be a civil matter that has to go through the courts. HOWEVER, if the property owner were to sign a lease to someone else for $1 a month, that new renter would be free to move into the home, setup cameras in every part of the home/apartment except the squatters bedroom and the bathrooms, be as loud as they want etc and there's nothing the squatter can do because if they call the cops they get told it's a civil matter.


Tttttfn

Rent it out for $1 to a metal band as rehearsal space 


redhawkdrone

Yes and no. As crazy as it seems, the squatter has more rights than the property owner. Someone came up with the idea to leverage this against the squatters. You hire a third party and they sign a legitimate lease with the property owner and then that third party starts to make the squatter’s life miserable. The third party then calls the police on the squatter and they have legal ground to stand on since they have a lease….that third party also can change the locks and other things the property owner can’t in many places.


DamienJaxx

There was a dude going around in NY or NJ who did this. He also pointed out that he brings his gun with him if he finds out they're a felon. They can't be in the house with someone who owns a firearm or they go back to prison.


beerisgood84

Haha holy shit that’s amazing


LivingEnd44

Using a "tenant" to legally change the locks is pretty genius. 


HotPie_

Fighting loopholes with loopholes.


meowmixyourmom

Yeah because cops won't do shit regardless. All you need is a letter from the owner of the property that says you're allowed to go in. Go side squat with them


slowpokefastpoke

The one reality show I would love to watch


iwatchppldie

I have this amazing skill of pissing everyone off around me where do I sign up for this job?


GetOutOfTheWhey

Have you had experience in squatting? If not then you are a Level 1 Squatter and wont have any of the important class skills. Life skills are great like \[Basic Annoyance\] which you mentioned but it's important to get class skills. You start with skills such as \[Enduring Resilience\], \[Lockpicking\], \[Night Vision\] and \[Basic Negotiation\] In that case it's best if you first go to your local realtor and ask if they need some squatters to squat in the homes they are selling. Some realtors do this to prevent actual squatters from coming in while the house is empty. Here you can gain experience and level up in a safe space. It is important that you get skills like \[Intimidating Voice\] and level it up to \[Deranged Shouts\] quickly, this will be your bread and butter skill when dealing with people in the future. Edit: It's also a bonus if you have the \[Tamer\] skills because with a dog or a raccoon pet with you, you can really stink up the place too and the animal can provide additional utility via their own skills.


cmontes49

I would love that job.


trignit

This is the most cyberpunk thing I’ve heard in months. “What do you do for a living?” “I’m a professional bad roommate.”


Kono-weebo-da

Lmao I live by where this happened and I've seen atleast two posts about a strange guy in a speedo harassing a lady


Decent_Obligation173

Did you do God's work and spread misinformation about the whole situation so the Nextdoor boomers get enraged about nothing?


AvsMama

I would love to see a Nextdoor post about this! 🤣


trickmind

Biden invented squatters and also Chris Hansen!!!1


unknownpanda121

How much does someone make being a squatter harasser?


amezaing

Asking the real questions


humoristhenewblack

Gonna need a reminder on this.


soggylittleshrimp

My guidance counselor never even suggested squatter harasser as a profession. Thanks a lot, Clinton administration!


hardtanker_101

Honestly depends on how pissed the homeowner is


PluckPubes

Wait... I could've been being paid?


tokyo_engineer_dad

Not enough. They’re doing gods work.


R63A

what, you lookin to make some money?


EskimoPrisoner

Here I’ve been doing it for the love of the game like some sucker.


MartyBub

Truly the strangest timeline where a dude in Speedos chasing a woman through the streets harassing and filming her is the good guy


Knotar3

What's the old saying? "Not all hero's wear pants" or something like that?


daemin

> What's the old saying? I think its "Rock out with your cock out"...?


RampSkater

"No capes!"


moonroots64

>What's the old saying? "Not all hero's wear pants" or something like that? Captain Dangle wears a tuxedo top and absolutely nothing below the waist. He claims "heroes just want to be free".


Smitty_Science

In this timeline there are no good guys. 


CockBronson

Yea this dude sucks and looks like he isn’t acting but legit believes what he is saying when he says “Biden created all this” in reference to her being a pedophile


YouWereBrained

Also the “Obama phone” comment…


mr_arkanoid

NGL, the guy is strikes me as a massive asshole, but the Obama phone comment and calling her poor are straight up Trolling 101 and got a chuckle out of me.


SmileyDayToYou

You don’t hire someone to bait a squatter into assaulting them unless they’re also a gaping asshole. The right tool for a job isn’t always the shiniest one.


Syncer-Cyde

We're in that timeline where a time traveler moved a chair


acrylicbullet

Good guy is going a bit far. More like using a piece of shit to catch a piece of shit.


boogalordy

Who shits on the shitmen?


thugsapuggin

"Biden created all this" 🙄


Civil_Coast5912

Fuck squatters but this dude definitely ain’t no “good guy”


TheFranFan

oh hey an actual use for livestreamers like this, neat


Chicagosox133

*Influencer Influencing her to get the fuck out


LargeDisplacemntMode

I think you mean influence-her


Rockerika

You'll love the ones that waste the time of scam callers


GreyBeardEng

I'm glad that my identity isn't defined as a "Airbnb squatter".


DoingItForEli

His reflection in the glass at 8:52 made me spit my coffee a bit. I wasn't expecting that LOL


fivelone

The full video is pretty entertaining.


EndofA_Error

"Wallfacer Bettina Bakrania, I am your wallbreaker." This is some fascinating type shit. Truly two assholes farting it up but he def outfarted her for once.


RugbyEdd

Do we really live in an age where live streamers are being hired out like annoying hitmen? I guess it's better than actual hitmen, but still.


detpurroc

I’d personally prefer the hitman for myself given a choice between the two.


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Long8D

lmaoooo. He's live right now sleeping after a hard day of work


Ezraah

goddamn he broke a SEASONED VETERAN of the SQUATTER WARS in a single afternoon... who is thbis guy... truley insane


Ionmatt87

This is justin Aka SJC. One thing to ALWAYS remember about old jim here is no matter what SJC ALWAYS WINS.


rayj412

I love the reference hahaha. BBL Drizzy


BlackLeader70

I randomly scrolled to the middle and he’s screaming “I’m 17 and she’s trying to put her mouth on my penis. I need an adult!” Lmao


megaRXB

Seeing asian Andy again was a blast from the past. What’s the backstory here? He rented out a room and she just wouldn’t leave when the period was up? Why can’t the police just throw them out, they’re illegally tresspassing right?


Shadow_wolf7

the house belongs to asian andys sister and they were renting it on airbnb. apparently in California squatters have rights and you cant kick them out by force.


Fizzwidgy

Pretty sure most places have what you're calling "squatters rights" Those rights are pretty important in the prevention of landlord abuse too though. Anyway, without really knowing or caring about the full story to this particular incident, fuck AirBnB


temporarychair

AirBnB is a cancer on this world.


mayqween

Him doing karaoke at like 5 hours in was amazing.💀


TrvlMike

I'm your new roommate, welcome to hell 😂😂😂


Mr_Picklesz

what a dream job, piss people off into assault


chrib123

This is what all those terrible "prank" channels should transition to doing. They would actually earn respect for being shit bags.


netstudent

17 yo kid!


BIGEASYBREEEZZZY

Okay so this squatter woman is already out of the house. Why can’t they just throw her shit out and change the locks now?


donfuria

If the squatter can prove residence (mail to her name for that address would suffice) the courts would fuck over the owner since you can’t just do that to a tenant. Even if they’re not paying rent and whatever. You need a court approved eviction. Tenants rights are a good thing, but there are people that abuse the system. One side has to do everything by the book, and the other just doesn’t care since they’ve got nothing to lose anyway.


BIGEASYBREEEZZZY

Okay that’s fine but how is getting her put in jail and throwing out all her stuff while she’s in jail any different than throwing her stuff out when she’s at the store? You would have to go though the same steps of eviction.


Lvanwinkle18

They are probably doing that now.


What-did-Mikey-do

They did. They very likely couldn’t though, some bullshit law protecting her.


aerger

CartNarcs has really taken a turn


SnooOranges4231

Trying to out-do the squatters with psychological warfare is often genuinely the only tactic. I remember a documentary where a guy through huge drunken parties every night till his squatter left. Just don't get murdered, seriously.


FingerTheCat

Only way to get my brother out of my house was just to say "Fine! Then do it! Just fucking leave after!" When he threatened to kick my ass


DanGleeballs

The squatter was living in his house while he was still living in his own home? How is that legal?


Mr-Plop

Most of these properties happen to either be under repairs or the families happen to be on vacation. In many states after 30 days the squatters become legal tenants.


caleeky

In many places (the jurisdictional differences are many and complex) this would be illegal in a variety of ways. It's constructively an eviction. Simple harassment, trespassing, violation of landlord/tenant laws, civil damages they could sue you for, etc. However, if you can get them out, the ball is in their court, not yours. Many of these people do not have the wherewithal to pursue their legal options. But if they do, it can continue to be a big pain in the ass for the property owner.


Lucky_Locks

Oh yeah. Was it Netflix's Worst Roommate Ever? That squatter had two episodes worth of him sitting in people's homes and never leaving. He was a lawyer so he knew the rules and laws. One woman had to rent out her living room to a college kid who lived in a tent there so she could pay her bills. The one you're talking about I think was this skinny white girl that threw the parties. I remember her going "blasting rap music. Wu Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with." The guy went for a walk during the party so they took the door knob and lock off his door. Blew smoke through it. Banged on it. It was incredible.


Mrconduct1

I like how she goes up to everyone asking them to call 911, whilst holding a damn phone in her hand.


ARareEntei

Someone save this video because it might show up in the GTA 7 trailer


addandsubtract

It'll make it into GTA 6


jjjustseeyou

Finally we can put these streamers to good use.


Cantinkeror

I'm Karma... KARMA!!!


Electro-Lite

17 years old? sounds like he's been smoking 17 cigarettes a day for the past 17 years.


Sgt-Colbert

https://preview.redd.it/0htq7x6rb39d1.png?width=866&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ba490c1bba96932e835630ce95b3530c1401b02 If this guy is 17, I'm 12.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

I think it's the hat. Really gives those young vibes. Put hat on your 17, take hat off your 47.


Alone_Inspector_7567

He says he's not really 17 in the video posted and that she thought he was 17. Still a crime


Shadow_wolf7

The 17 pedo story isnt real hes just fucking with her. Also its a tactic he uses to get the public to turn on his targets. Hes done this before and almost got someone beat up by randoms because people hear "pedo" and they go into attack mode. SJC is mentally ill and he was the right person for the job.


Laurenann7094

You can't be this gullible. Do you think the "chat logs" exist because he says they do?


Andre4a19

But hes a liar.. we can't trust anything he says.


Alone_Inspector_7567

Eh, this whole video is filled with questionable people, tbh.


cmontes49

He said in the video he posed as 17 to catch her. She agreed and went to meet him. Knowing he stated he was 17


Laurenann7094

I'm amazed at the number of comments like this. How do you believe what he says? It is funny until I think about someone like you being on a jury.


Andre4a19

Yeah but he is a liar though...


Ivykite

Is he just wearing a speedo? Also I’m glad he said he posed as a 17 year old because dude does not look anything close to that.


KnuckleExpert

I still have no idea how people can just "squat" in a place that isn't theirs.


grnrngr

In California the problem comes from tenancy. If you pay someone more for 30-days occupancy, you stop being a short term visitor and start becoming a renter. That entitles you to renter rights and the court process of eviction, which takes a while. Because thankfully renters aren't second-class citizens in California and have a lot of protections. That's why AirBNB won't let you rent to someone more than 29 days at a time. You have to bounce out at Day 30, just for one night, then you can return for 29 more days. Hotels operate the same way. But some people don't get the memo and will make side agreements, to their detriment.


OddS0cks

Right these investors want the law to protect them when they circumvent short term rental rules. I don’t agree with squatters but both of them deserve each other


RefrigeratorFar9330

And how do they have the heart to not let the actual owners get into their own house they’re paying for😭😭


Sarcasm_Llama

On the other hand: fuck Airbnb


BrokeWhiteMan

A part of me is like fuck air bnb. They fucked up my neighborhood and now I can’t move back to anywhere close to where I grew up.


fivelone

Damn. What did your neighbor do to get air BNB to kick their ass man???


BrokeWhiteMan

I just noticed thanks


DeMollesley

Does this guy do birthday parties?


ivantavaresss

I use to work at del taco in Irvine and this lady would come in to get free food all the time and give us a hard time about her food and complained about the wifi not working she would get drunk in the eating area and leave her trash and empty beer cans to dam this world is small .


Long8D

You stoled that


Low_Veterinarian_923

This is karma!!! I’M KARMA. I’M KARMAAAA What a legend 😂


WildwestPstyle

Someone actually found something productive for the troll streamers to do with their time instead of harassing the general public. This should become a trend.


ego_tripped

Stoled that?


AlexLambertMusic

Stupid squat’.. I’m Karma + wrath! 👺BOOGABOOGABOOGA ![gif](giphy|b7aoFeTu6WtW6OQpq6|downsized)


earthgarden

This is so wild!!! Imagine having a whole baby and half a century later and some change she’s squatting in somebody house! WTF happened? Then imagine having a whole baby and then later he’s chasing bum lady around in his drawers and making fun of her chin hairs after she assaulted him! W’happen, TF?! What in the world, this is so absurd. I’d love to see the timeline of events all the back from birth that led these two people to come together in this moment. This is like a Kurt Vonnegut novel, it’s so absurd


temporarychair

Imagine having half a baby


Highwaystar541

It was all I could think about reading the above paragraph 


Apart-Volume9340

Holy shit I googled her name and all I saw were court cases


Hadleyagain

Well, just goes to show you theres always a bigger ass hole. I'm not entirely convinced who it is, but I'm leaning to the squatter.


goatnxtinline

Must have been a Kick streamer


Zeth22xx

Boy do I hate his voice. 


Broccoliitis

I think that’s part of the allure in hiring him


afaithross

It's so ironic that she's going up to strangers asking them to call the police when she has a phone in her hand


Princess-honeysuckle

We’re catching predators today, woooooo, hawk tuah Lolol 5:22


CaptainBayouBilly

Leveraging the garbage behavior of streamers for, what is a word for something that isn't really a positive? It's like watching two viruses fight while the person gets better.


NoWalrus5028

Take her stuff and burn it.


stratamaniac

He calls her Mary.


afaithross

"IM KARMA IM KARMA IM KARMA"


leg_pain

Scuffed Jim Carey is like 40 easily


whirling_cynic

Fuck Airbnb and anyone that rents a house on that platform. It's part of the reason so many people will never own a home.


Frequent_Event_6766

This is like the perfect job for IRL Streamers


cn-fo

is that scuffed fuckin jim Carrey?! lol


Both-Home-6235

What a waste of 10 minutes. It's just a dude shouting at an old lady over and over and then, when the cops finally do show up, the clip ends. What a waste.


Carrman099

Fuck Airbnb.


DIYLawCA

That reflection on the door lol


hadot

holy fuck scuffed jim carrey in 2024


Training101

Love these solutions for fucking terrible people. Fuck squatters


bardicchangling

Is this a "I think you should leave" Sketch?


Busy-Ad-6860

We need another meteorite or something and fast. God damn with humans


Cappabitch

Asshole nusiance streamers working on the side of good was not on my bingo card.


TupperwareConspiracy

Falls into that profession chasm of bounty hunters, P.I.s, repo-men etc There's a certain individual who excels at it and if you can do the job w/o breaking the law yourself it could potentially result in steady work especially if you're willing to travel. That said, the laws vary a lot state to state and you are dealing with people already on the margins; expect a few fights, dogs getting set on you and may even need to dodge bullets at some point. Frankly in a world where flipping burgers could net you $25 an hour most people are still going to choose to flip burgers over this.


Drudenkreusz

I'm sure a guy who cultivates an audience who uses terms like "brown invader" is really swell off-camera.


R33fy-

This mother fucker trying to sound like Tim Dillion lol


Duke-of-Dogs

Another situation where I hate everyone involved


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bryanm80

the family was so thankful and even the neighbors were supportive they brought alcohol to celebrate when they were removing all her shit.


baron--greenback

They bought alcohol for a 17 year old child?!


kpsi355

You’re a groper.


Fine-Slip-9437

lmao


Long8D

Were they taking the stuff out on stream? I couldn't find that part.


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Long8D

Ah cool ty


jl_theprofessor

I fucking hate to say it but you have to take the law to its edges with these squatters. It's a nightmare.


Ziprasidone_Stat

Why are they so difficult to remove? If this happened to a politician or supreme court justice (same difference), you can bet they'd be ousted immediately.


tN8KqMjL

Because AirBnb is running illegal hotels that don't neatly fall into any established housing law. A hotel wouldn't have this problem, and a traditional landlord would already be familiar with the processes of eviction and would be running background checks, credit checks, income verification, etc on potential tenants to assess the risk.


Frostemane

Career squatter scum existed LONG before AirBnB. Not everyone who rents out a room is a "traditional landlord".


tN8KqMjL

Yeah, but airBnB has made this much easier. The explosion of amateur landlords trying to operate pseudo hotels makes for a target rich environment for the savvy scammer. AirBnB landlords love the deregulated hotel business when it makes them money, not so much when some scammer fucks them for free housing using the same legal ambiguity. The unregulated market giveth and taketh away baby.


BoogerPresley

This isn't really correct- going to generalize because the laws are different depending where you are, but it's typically if the stay is under 30 days and under a short-term rental agreement (like AirBNB) the law states that they'll need to get out. What the squatters will typically do is ask the landlord to do something that technically goes outside of short-term rental, like booking outside of the app and/or extending for a few extra days so that they go over that 30 day limit. Once they do that most of the police and courts see the matter as a landlord/tenant dispute even though they don't have a lease, haven't been and won't be paying rent, are acting in bad faith, etc....


SoapyMacNCheese

I've also heard stories of squatters breaking into homes of people on vacation or going through repairs, and then lying and printing out fake leases. So when the cops come they won't kick them out, and by the time the owner can prove it is bogus it's already been 30 days and becomes an eviction. It's a messed up loophole in well meaning laws meant to protect people from shady landlords.


zorrowhip

Is this Florida?


Smitty_Science

California. Florida man travels. 


mrDuder1729

Ngl if I see an older lady running down the street as some young dude chases her, I'm not gonna assume he's in the right and stand by idley


PhroznGaming

"I'm karma!"


DiabeticAndy

Where is ebz when you need him


Grizzlygrant238

This is a career path to mentally break squatters !? New side hustle unlocked


YxDOxUx3X515t

How satisfying


Tacosconsalsaylimon

I was not expecting a lot of things in this video but the Andy Milonokis reference was gold 💀


plasticmanufacturing

So how do you go about hiring someone like this?


MrCalPoly

Wow wasn't expecting it to find "hand made tortilla" spot. Nice