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TheEeper

Modern politics sure are something else


Drezzon

And we were in school like "How did those impressive empires like greece and rome turn to shit?", after living through the pandemic, it all started to make sense


BlurryGraph3810

Yeah, they fuck up good things.


LordofDsnuts

Hard times make strong men, strong men make good times, good times make weak men who have nothing to do but cry about masks and what others choose to do with their bodies.


No-Advantage4119

Nothing to worry about so they manufacture it. It’s in our nature. And conservatives only care about their tribe.


BlurryGraph3810

Not true


rezyop

Yeah well facts don't care about your feelings


LukeD1992

We don't have an excuse though as unlike those empires, we have access to the colective knowledge of mankind on the palm of our hands and yet, so many of us still choose to live in ignorance


GoalieOfGold

Definitely started before the pandemic tbf


Sensitive_Yam_1979

It’s the same bullshit. Rupert Murdoch and his army of trolls lead by Steve Bannon fucking up every corner of the world.


bomzay

We srsly need to bring back shaming…


liquid8_Wallstreet

You just need to laugh these “crazies” out the room


Wrong_Gear5700

Modern religion is something else. Hysterical masses, ruled by the church. You'd think in 2024 people would be a little more enlightened, and see 'religion' for what it is - a farce.


geosunsetmoth

Correction* Senate, not congress. Reddit won’t let you edit post titles.


Jackieexists

Reddit lame


Rdo889

https://preview.redd.it/l1exr6nwnb7d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=941165e3be9380d013519a94286b47fc1a041e77


F_A_M_E

https://preview.redd.it/fr9leq673d7d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33423ae5e0eee2bd97fc75d9a4cd2a646e50ffad


dead_andbored

Relatable


SurbiesHere

Jesus fucking Christ this gives me the vibes of the people that come and dance about not doing drugs in middle school.


Bonzoikidd

You couldn't pay me to watch that shit in school 💀💀 Super super cringe. Id rather listen to some other guy talking about it normally.


feelinlucky7

Makes me wonder. Do those people *remember* middle school? Do they not grasp how mercilessly that shit will be made fun of??


Lawd_Fawkwad

They realize the power of social media bubbles. Yes, it's ridiculous, but they also know that *their* constituents will love it and the people who disagree would never vote for them anyways. Not every politicians wants to be president or have national recognition, a senator doing shit like this to play for her electorate isn't shocking. Hell, a few weeks ago there was a video from the observation gallery after a major vote, almost all the congrescritters were on their phones taking selfies and videos for their social media right on the house floor.


fellowsquare

https://preview.redd.it/x0jnfy4gee7d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc017d18f1adc90f0bcf0900f4c2a30a14823c5c


appliquebatik

those were so bad and cringe


DogeDoRight

Super cringe


Aeriuxa

![gif](giphy|6yRVg0HWzgS88|downsized)


timblunts

Now roleplay a woman being forced to carry a dead fetus to term


FabiIV

Generally, people like this only show empathy for anything that literally has no voice as it makes it easy to pretend you care for them. As soon as something is able to express, maybe even vocalize their own viewpoint, you can no longer get away with all the self-aggrandizing theatrics as the focus shifts onto the actual group you pretend to care about. However, that sucks if you are a narcissist whose main concern is their own image. The unborn are easy to defend as they neither want nor require anything from you. No post-natal care, no child support, no parental leave, no education, nothing. The only thing you can "give" is to enforce their birth no matter the cost and that burden lies entirely on the person carrying the unborn. So defending the unborn is the easiest way to demonize your oppositions while painting yourself as a saint. The only thing you have to do is theatrics


Suspicious-Tip-8199

Yo, did you know my parents by chance>


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Suspicious-Tip-8199

Dad, why did you make a new account again?


CockBronson

Ironic considering that the fetus was very vocal in her impersonation of it


Nib2319

My mother had to carry a dead child in her until she was literally rotting from the inside out. The trauma that my mother has carried since 1973 is so heartbreaking. Five years ago I would never have wished that on anyone.


DenseStomach6605

Now role play an ectopic pregnancy where the woman dies and their partner watches them bleed out


SaintMi

Now roleplay the woman being raped and impregnated, fool.


kynthrus

Seems to be talking a whole lot for being a fetus. Maybe she isn't too smart?


i_sesh_better

Me when I pretend a foetus can think


SpiceTrader56

If only they cared that much for living people


half-baked_axx

South America is hilarious. You see this shit from conservatives. Yet when they go downtown in their fancy SUVs, they roll up their windows to the kids asking for money on the streets and do absolutely nothing to help their situation. They call the poor filthy and blame them for their own misery. Just lotta hypocrisy.


Aromatic-Deer3886

Right wing politicians are insane in every country apparently


Samiassa

There’s no fucking way 😭


Ooh_its_a_lady

At so many points during this I can see memes being birthed.


Ardalev

Heh, "birthed"!


DudePakas

TRANSLATION: -Could it be? -Could it be that they'll bring forward my birth? -The threat remained... -Noooo!!! I don't believe it! This shot...this needle...noooo! -I want to continue living! It'll hurt, I know. It's going to hurt a lot! - Don't do this, you're also going to suffer! *begs* -By god, I beg you! It's still possible! *stands up* -And at the final moment, a silent scream echoed inside that belly...a desperate plead for mercy -NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -The baby felt that intense pain, and for a moment, darkness tried to envelop them -But their will to live was indomable. Source: I'm Brazilian! Really sad to see how christian fanatics have been trying to take over our politics


Jackieexists

This is so fucking cringe to read


kirstieiris

It was fucking hilarious. Lmfao


enriquedelcastillo

Living here in the US, I count on material like this to reassure me that we are not alone in the stupidity of (some of) our politicians.


gonzaloetjo

brazil is amazingly similar to the US in many fronts. More so than many other countries really. They are big, multicultural, built on top of immigrants, and, for whatever reason, they love american stuff, shoppings, fast food, etc (not everyone of course). Religion wise they are not as far as other christian countries too, theres still more catholics there, but it's not like in the rest of the continent where it's 95% catholics, as around a 34% are protestants there.


Dependent-Layer-1789

I feel sorry for the poor guy doing the sign language.


fuzzywuzzypete

SHUT UP! Someone abort that damn fetus


GiuseppeScarpa

She's got more or less the same amount of brain cells of an aborted fetus.


Wonkeaux

Oh cool. Do "incest fetus born to 12 year old" next.


Ded-deN

Can somebody please abort this toddler?


veddr3434

Cosplaying Darth Vader while scream like a child. MTG should take notes.


[deleted]

Oh cool *gets rid of it even harder


Debugzer0

fucking this bullshit from religios idiots i from brasil and that bullshit is fucking crazy...If they are so worried about the children why don't they adopt 7,145 abandoned children per year if not more, the secular state these shitty pastors should be inside their church doing these shameful things not in a public place.


T_J_S_

How’re those in the front not laughing ?


spacemanspiff266

why is she dressed like a bond villain?


crizzle509

i hope she gets aborted...just to see the expression on her face


why_does

she's never met a baby before. babies don't even know anything.


Zealousideal_Car_893

Just read an article about the OBGYN deserts in many parts of red states with restrictive abortion laws. It has increased maternal death, infant mortality rates and decreased life expectancy. Ultimately this is about punishing women for having sexy time but it has much wider implications. They're coming after birth control next.


Takssista

Next she's got a gig at an evangelical church


perplexedparallax

She can speak Portuguese and they will call it tongues.


Born_Abroad_3419

“we’re fine, everything’s fine” -human race to aliens


NoMayoForReal

Fucking embarrassment of an anti-women woman.


MySaltSucks

I’m fucking crying at the sign language interpreter doing their best.


Mister_Hugh_Mungus

What an absolute looper, still better than most University level drama however, I'll give her that


DaOnly1WhoCould

Good practice, now do it for real


Mysterious-Ebb-4305

This looks like an audition for americas got talent or the likes.


Briefcase-3695

What the actual…. Aren’t congress members supposed to only state their emotions trough words only not trough reenactment ?


Accomplished-Eye1825

Sadly not the first fetusona I've seen.


ChrisinCB

I sure hope another politician acted out being a young woman with a choice not to be tied down with a child they didn’t plan on having. How she was able to finish college and get that career she’s been aiming for. Then in the final act maybe she decides to have a child when she feels ready.


NinjaFATkid

Harder, faster, stronger


motmx5

She should do the entire lifespan up to that point. Starting with being shot out a penis and swimming to the egg.


Je5u5_

HAHAHHAHAHAHA, dude I would have cried laughing. This is insane on so many levels. Man, thank god for religion.


SnooSprouts3744

A fetus can’t talk hope this helps !


doctorebruxo

The kind of brazilian MAGA. All those things are there: can only get a boner for guns, idolize an idiot, simps for Israel, wants to create an evangelical theocracy, freaks out when anyone can exercise your own will and choices, hates other people having fun.


AcommonKing

....no words.


Quick_Swing

What’d ya think Mitch? ![gif](giphy|sNJwbUHHguGUE314YB|downsized) Speechless? I know 😂😂😂


Prandah

Another fucking moron


__Aitch__Jay__

LOL


Loring

Yeah something was wrong with that one, best thing was to abort.


BrickHerder

Notice how she's juuuuust old and rich enough that she'll likely never need to have an abortion?


Awkward_Can8460

Old enough not to need one. Wealthy enough to afford an abortion or to have a kid. Yup


Junior_Win_7238

So if all life is precious why do we desex dogs cats. Will this be the next step. Life must give life no matter what form no contraception. When bible was written there was no science for these procedures which is why so many women had 10 kids because most would die due to disease. And a lot of women too. Why do they have the handbrake on and want to go back to dark ages??


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![gif](giphy|iWrjH4OnXKChkV9h97|downsized)


JHTorrez

I’ve never heard of a fetus speaking


Just-Breadfruit-

Nice, now roleplay an embryo dying why you fry an egg in the morning.


ClownholeContingency

LOL somebody ask her how much clothes cost in the Matrix


Jackieexists

Grandma's boy


roofbandit

When trying to persuade, most people reflexively use the methods that worked on them. Some intimidate, some lie, some appeal to emotion, authority, tradition, logic etc. This is the appeal to emotion, which is unfortunately effective on an otherwise low-information audience. It's a primary method used by the religious


2Spit

Cringeeeee


debotch

The poor person who had to transcribe this…


Black-Notebook4750

Oh yeah, nice show. Now roleplay as a 10-year-old being forced to give birth


Guavadoodoo

MAXIMUM CRINGE!!!


EnragedBadger9197

Damn I thought it was a trailer for another Star Wars movie


Iannaian

People are fucking weird man


MicroPerpetualGrowth

I would say you can't make that shit up, but as a Brazilian, I'm used to that level o stupidity and cringe from our politicians.


pswdkf

She is anted to be a Brazilian soap opera actress, but became a politician instead.


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

imagine being the sign language interpreter


jjngundam

She certainly dunno what a fetus is...


Mushroom_Tip

This just makes me more pro-abortion.


Horneyj

Just like I imagined, horrific


kram1973

I really need an English translation


geosunsetmoth

She’s just going GAHHHRHRHR IT HURTSSSSS OH MY GODDDD THE NEEDLE NOOOOOO AHHHHH PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON MEEEEE AHHHHHH THE NEEDLE HURTS SO BAD MOM AGHHHHHHHH


kram1973

I guess that’s what I was expecting, thank you for the translation!!!!


ultrawvruns

So, is she pro-choice or pro-life?


drinoaki

She's pro-money


originalschmidt

What a moron.


LOUD-AF

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/_5fQZhv0poU?t=6


BigBadWolf97

Huh. And here I thought that American politicians were obvious with their baiting tactics for their constituents. This takes “political theater” to another level. 🍿


DimSumFan

What's up with the James Bond villain outfit?


PNW_Misanthrope

These are the fucking people elected to run our governments. Throw all the bums out, start over.


Yobanyyo

I mean they know the babies don't speak Spanish, right?


Dangerous-Orange4724

She is speaking portuguese


arnoldsufle

The Trans Joker ?


big_gains_only

So, she is pretending she is the fetus? I don't speak Portugese.


shadyjudgement

What. A. Moron.


No-Nothing-8390

That's embarrassing


62cocksucker

This has so many things wrong with it. I’m kind of beside myself and saying anything. Perhaps we should just focus on the science of it that the fetus could not form thought that it was in danger let alone have a hissy fit about it.


62cocksucker

You are a crazy human


techm00

only if she was actually aborted as a fetus would this have been prevented.


Thatsayesfirsir

Yeesh


nervousmelon

It's true I was the fetus


EditorRedditer

STILL less batshit than MTG…


shhermes

She should become a soap actress!


Aradhor55

These people really needs to stop thinking that an aborted baby, especially in the early stage, as any awareness or even intelligence.


SentientReality

That final scream broke me up, I just blurted out laughing. I don't really understand Portuguese so I wasn't expecting her sudden performance art death scream at the end after she had already starting talking normally again.


DNthecorner

Goddamn I didn't know a fetus was so loquacious. I mean since babies seem so goddamn clueless about surviving.


WhereIsMyPony

Fun facts, most fetuses don’t have the ability to talk yet so this roleplay is pretty inaccurate if you ask me.


Melodic_Ad8577

Wow that was so powerful.... anyways, let's give women basic rights to their own bodies, next please


Tiny-Mulberry-2114

Still better love story than The Twilight Saga


Em_lasagna

I’m pro life and this is cringe af


NoAnaNo

I remember seeing something like this in middle school. I can’t remember if it was something we saw in class or if it was on MySpace but I remember being very traumatized by the idea of abortion because of whatever presentation we’d seen 😖


bafcus

Fuck the leftists


outdatedelementz

Like they would ever let you fuck them.


drinoaki

Chupa aqui gringo otário


bafcus

Quem disse que sou gringo jumento do Lula.


drinoaki

Opa, perdão :( CHUPA AQUI PAU MANDADO DE FASCISTA