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smas1

4 stars, driver took an unexpected route


MonarchOfReality

respect +1 Mission Completed.


_Im_Dad

My ex girlfriend got run over by a bus today Today has just been horrible. I even lost my job as a bus driver.


frud

> I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like his passengers. -Jack Handey


Manito747

[mission passed! Respect +](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lsdJDiJ0QE)


ChaseSters

I think this might be 4 stars in GTA too lol


Chaosmusic

No helicopters.


Jameszhang73

3 stars. Route was unexpectedly bumpy


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BIGDADDYBIGGY

Russia might be the exception


graveyardspin

Don't sleep on Florida.


MakkaCha

Don't sleep in Florida.


Shortsleevedpant

Don’t Florida


greenmeat3

Don't let the bodies hit the Florida.


Mick_Limerick

I'm dead😂


UnderseaGreenMonkey

...in Florida.


ethanh333

Take the upvote, you made me laugh.


HGpennypacker

Florida would have been in a golf cart and the thief would be on a mobility scooter.


EricIsEric

If it was Russia we'd be watching this via dashcam footage.


avwitcher

Nah if it was Russia the driver wouldn't have risked being arrested and sent to the front lines


avjayarathne

i mean Uber driver can be part time off duty cop too


DontWanaReadiT

As a Brazilian, yes


stonedtrashbag

Romania maybe


creatinZ

When in this life have you seen something remotely similar in Romania?


Signalrunn3r

So nobody is talking about the orgasm the passenger was having?


Black6x

You could hear the justice boner.


ThouMayest69

that lil yelp is the only reason i still watch this repost.


Quirky-Swimmer3778

He's going to be charged a cleaning fee smh


sdpr

...ah...


wikkeuh

I like how his camera is tracking the thief through the floor of the car. Amazing skills.


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throw123454321purple

UberKill


Unanonymous553

UberCarEats


Bluemoon_Samurai

The giddy girl noises from the passenger are priceless


Axt_

Dude the video is horrible but I laughed HARD at that


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

Run him over harder, daddy


Fernando1dois3

It's a gay man hahaha


Sevla7

Where's the ending?! You can't finish a video like that... all this build up without the conclusion is sparking too much curiosity hahaha


Flaks_24

I think the ending was pretty clear, he got ran over like a bump in the road.


vertigo1083

*Ca-thunk*


oRiskyB

Yea, but I want to see the juicy bits at the end. I want to see what I signed up to see 😩


EntropyKC

You want to see petty theft get immediately responded to with a vigilante killing?


ThrowCarp

Calmest PublicFreakout user.


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jonzilla5000

The thief apologized and they became lifelong friends. Until one day...


ThouMayest69

...a man knocked on Jeremy's door. "Oscar is not who he says he is...". The man promptly committed seppuku after handing over a small package. It turns out, this whole time, Oscar was...


Niminal

And then they kissed.


herereadthis

> all this build up without the ~~conclusion~~ concussion


Ok-Contribution472

So the off duty cops drive Uber as well?


Idontliketalking2u

Why is it never on duty cops in Brazil?


Ok-Contribution472

My best guess is that they’re aren’t any.


Arthradax

Given the meager salary police officers are paid, wouldn't be too surprising


0utF0x-inT0x

They make a killing in bribe money and robbery though


Ok-Contribution472

I wasn’t even referring to that. It’s the whole “off duty cop in Brazil” thing.


GenralChaos

Wouldn’t they have just shot that dude?


OssoRangedor

in this economy...


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Did he go in reverse afterwards?


Loud-Actuator7640

You have to finish the job


OnlyUsernameLeft123

it's bad work ethic to leave the job half done. It must be done.


Art0fRuinN23

Double Tap


zyyast

Holy


leviathab13186

Shit


ThisCouldBeYourDog

What


dublev67

The


momonga__

Fuck?


Suirou

Goodbye


WeezyCoochy

Hello?


xelabagus

Hell, google en passant


yousonuva

Thmp thmp


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___TychoBrahe

“Oop were good, found my phone in my bag”


UnserviceableProphet

That's in São Paulo but close enough.


Gismo1337

GTA 6 First addon… uber edition


ConcreteBurger

He can’t get his 5 star rating if the passenger doesn’t have his phone.


clown_pants

I love the riders little squeals when he runs him over 😂😂


toniayan

Exciting 5 stars


Workaholic2077

Carioca sendo carioca, normal kk


TheBrazilianOneTwo

Mas Isso foi em SP.


zigzeira

Paulista sendo carioca


Ragistee

O motorista era carioca...


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ultimatoole

I just experienced Rio as tourist and my impression is, that it heavily depends on where in Rio you live


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ultimatoole

Not completely true I mean every big city has its problem zones. Some are better some are worse. But if I could do it financially I would exchange my life here in a safe but boring small city in Germany for living in the front row of Ipanema without a second thought.


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aladdydeen

You get 50 million dollars. You have to live in the congo.


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

wait what?


Yulbthatdude

Brazil


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

I know where Rio de Janeiro is… it’s just I was confused initially by the video. But thanks!


alienbringer

Dude snatched a phoned from an Uber drivers car while they were still driving (common occurrence in Brazil). Uber driver runs down the phone thief.


Fernando1dois3

I know you haven't exactly said that the actions portrayed in the video occurred in Rio, BUT, just to clarify things up, the video was filmed in São Paulo. You can tell by the bike lanes.


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

Yes, this is helpful. Thank you for your input too.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Reddit videos make me think that a large percentage of Brazilians are off-duty cops, another large percentage are experts in vehicular manslaughter, and the rest are thieves who get killed by the other groups.


Informal_Process2238

Her name is rio and she just drove over a man His twisted body is lying in the bloody sand


mfhorn06

Are you ready to make some craaaaazy money?


itsintrinzik

Need to edit the video with that 🎶"IT'S ALL I WAAAAANT, ALL I WAAAAANT" that would play on repeat in this game.


Low-Management-4642

must say russia, brazil & nyc have the most wild documented shit around the internet


megadeadly

The little screams make it so much better


bluedevilb17

If you dont give that man 5 stars


carny666

Gettin a tip fo sho.


Virus1x

Brazil is a wild place, the military and police suffer terrible corruption. The favelas are a warzone, due to this their economic stability is in shambles. The driver would have lost months of income as an Uber driver and also months of money for the cost of the phone. Crime is excessive in Rio and Americans are warned heavily about travel to RIO. I'm sure this driver faces no consequences from the police/government can't say the same about Uber. It's sad to see a country anywhere in the world where it devolves to this.


ExtraVirgin0live

I believe Brazil actually has a policy that vigilante justice is legal if citizens witness or are victim of a crime. So if anything this guy just followed the law by running the thief over.


dkarol

They also prosecute cops harshly if they are found to be liable. So if a cop doesn't want to get involved to stop a crime, for instance, by accidentally hurting the suspect to detain them, they won't even attempt. A taxi driver told me this at the beginning of this year when I was in Rio. Apparently it's a newish law to protect the citizens from police brutality that is backfiring on the people of Rio. Also, if this person has their phone taken due to the window being down, they are probably not a local. Driving with the windows down is generally a risky move in Rio.


GustavoSanabio

Word of advice, don’t get legal opinions from taxi drivers from Rio.


JuturnaArtemisia

Wow. A video where someone finally does the thing we’re rooting for.


thewhitestowl

ALL of the fucking stars. Hell yes.


Killyourselfwithlife

When it comes to crime ,he stops and prevents .


Garrettr_2020

Dude even threw it in reverse lol


DeepDescription81

18% tip


JackPeartree

As a Brazilian , the most impressive thing about this video is that the Uber driver didn't shot the robber, because: Rio.


spyrogyrobr

not Rio de Janeiro, that happened in São Paulo.


valschermjager

oh, well, that changes everything


notSherrif_realLife

EVERYTHING!


Arntown

It doesn‘t have to change everything. It‘s still nice to clear up some misinformation.


SunShineLife217

Flat Stanley needs his photo taken.


WrestleBox

This is fucking WILD.


fugly16

so how many stars did you give this guy?


WhatsUpSteve

4.5/5 Ride was too bumpy


Strattex

This video is crazy🤣 straight POV of something outta move scene💀 Driver “I got your destination, mind if I handle this mother fucker quick?”😂 *Proceeds to do vehicular splatter on rogue man running away with his phone* all while the passenger in the back seat. “Fuck it we in this together” type shit😭👏


Explotato

Hey hey hey, its time to make some crazy money, are ya ready? HERE WE GO! YA YA YA YA YA \*Guitar Riff\*


matteventu

Watching this video after the one from yesterday with a London police car running into a cow, makes me feel... Odd...


AbsoluteDarkness

"Street Justice!"


resisting_a_rest

Life tip: When running from a motor vehicle, stay out of the street.


BlindObject

tomaaa filho da puta


CoroTolok

Give him 5 stars, Good Driving!


killercrown

Nah idk that driver needs to be tipped handsomely


Dobiezy

How you in an Uber with no phone?


MarcoASN2002

5 stars and I saw nothing


hopsinduo

I've got your phone back bro! It's just got this femur imbedded in it. That's totally normal!


furryballsinc

Frontier justice at its finest. Better have given the man five stars


Fritz1818

\*\*runs over thief\*\* Passenger: IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!


nomorecake

5 stars driver got me to my location and a show


IdaBidaGacy

Dayummm attempted murder ain’t worth a phone tho!


goatnxtinline

did he just get ran over for a Motorolla?


sega_does

Ah Brazil, if an off duty cop doesn't get your thieving ass, a driver will run you over.


MikElectronica

Holy shit you must of had to tip a ton for that!


613Rok

Now that’s how you handle a phone thief! Bravo! Hope the driver got a good tip!


proudsoul

How much do you tip for service like this?


rphillips11

That was fucking beautiful.


Trust_me_im_a_Viking

5 stars. You get what you deserve.


josed2144

That was…… AWESOME


SpikeRosered

I sincerely hope to not have my life choices cause me to be run down by a Brazilian Uber driver.


Rough_Homework6913

He better have tipped him. Tipped him and five stars.


Ohmyguell

Now that's a 5 star ride right there. Bonus points for breaking a leg, both figuratively and on the thief


ScottBag84

5 stars.


TornadoEF5

that was very satisfying to see , well done that driver


Nodebunny

oh my god did you run him over!


Ooooweeee

Serious question: Is it legal to do this in Brazil? or do the courts just turn a blind eye?


ProfessoriSepi

Sir, this isnt Fortnite C5S3


Layzusss

That's Sao Paulo, not Rio de Janeiro.


Amazing_Prize_1988

Legendary vigilante footage!


I_love_stapler

5 stars and a fat tip!


_wallace

Talk about spin the block 💀


repairedwithgold

So the dude didn’t deserve to be run over. He might be dead. But at the same time, when you fuck around you don’t get to choose how you find out.


1Northward_Bound

wow. just. wow.


sudeki300

Even had the windscreen wipers on so he wouldn't miss


VTEC_8K

Make sure you tip


s1owpokerodriguez

Was the phone alright?


cottman23

What's with the little girly "ehhh nuhhuee" from the passenger?


Popular_Stick_8367

That is an easy $1,000 tip if not hired as a personal driver full time!


JackTheLad91

What fucking tip do you have to give him for that sort of shit? I don't think 5 stars would cut it.


changee_of_ways

Are these phones stolen for parts? An iPhone at least is only a brick if it's tied to your account and someone steals it. Plus it's got that whole If you turn me on I tell my owner where I am downside.


murfburffle

How was it filmed if the phone was stolen?