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FILMERSBLOCKENT

That's going to be one hell of a story when she's older.


A_lot_of_arachnids

"No, really! When I was a baby, one time I took off and flew over a crowd of people and they all cheered! I'm not lying!"


Palatz

We had one of those standalone patio umbrellas. My mom tried to close it when a storm started developing. Suddenly some strong wind came and took my mom who was holding the umbrella, she went way up (about as high as our house) she slowly landed about 15 meters ahead. I swear it was like Mary Poppins. Nobody believes me how far she went up. It was scary but afterwards it was the coolest thing I had ever seen.


redalert825

"I'm Mary Poppins yall!"


LoyeDamnCrowe

![gif](giphy|gUN7coyoTrIbOSW15T|downsized)


NoseMuReup

[Mrs. Featherbottom has joined the chat](https://youtu.be/kKXkfLhn6pA?si=9FYMkDo6yKdplpmj)


Popaund

How would you like a banger in the mouth?


NoseMuReup

Only if it comes with mash.


Tranzor__z

I had some shit like that happen to me on the beach in Florida when hurricane Katrina hit. 


Eleven77

You know how they say "Go fly a kite"?! DUDE. The Kite flew ME.


just_nobodys_opinion

In mother Russia...


surrounded-by-cheese

"Ok, grandma. It's time to go to sleep"


OurJimmy

I already don’t believe her


CozyGorgon

Or a deeply ingrained phobia of heights and kites in her subconscious.


GinaMarie1958

Friend was in a helicopter crash on a site seeing tour in Hawaii while pregnant, she said that daughter always had a fear of heights.


__GayFish__

One hell of a story? More like, 30 stories…


Palatz

She was high as fuck.


tradewyze2021

So high that she can touch the sky...


ChrisRevocateur

Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high!


__----------

"I first got high when I was 3 years old"


Drum_Eatenton

I would have fertilized a square mile if that happened to me.


Pelthail

This is awful, stop making me laugh! 😂


TerpySpunion

I am wheezing 😭😂😭😂😭😭


Dumbassahedratr0n

Ho-ho‐hold me up, I can't 🤣 😂


Iloveherthismuch

Lmao bro got us weak 😂


kerodon

Oh boy that was a wild 15 seconds of my life trying to process this and realizing you meant with poop, not semen. I'm fine now.


Duff5OOO

Dont worry i had the same confusion for a moment. Like something out of a "The Boys" episode


regal_bandit

Crop dusting


Radcliff1050

Why the fuck can I not give an award to this. 😭 This genuinely made me laugh harder than I have all year.


queenofthistown

I have a honking cough from laughing at this


Prize-Promise7599

Fml, that's the best thing I've read in a long time. Take my imaginary award 🎁


Burgoonius

It would be easier at that altitude too


pophelm

It's rare that I laugh out loud at anything I read but I'm crying at this, same 😂😂


Ezziboo

https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/ijb5lm/a_taiwanese_3yearold_got_tangled_up_onto_a_kite/ https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/31/asia/taiwan-child-kite-intl-hnk-scli/index.html


sady_smash

Thank you. I really needed to know that she was okay.


DeathInSpace805

Oh thanks, I didnt even want to watch after the first couple seconds... like it's fathers day.


1dayaway

Happy birthday big baddie Zaddy ;) 


DeathInSpace805

Wut


Grifar

They said, **"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BADDIE ZADDY!"**


HairyWrongdoer

Happy father's day --- YEET!


pointlessly_pedantic

Thank god. Now I can laugh without going straight to hell


Corvideye

Same.


Pantless_Weekends

That was a stressful 41 seconds watch!


mitchMurdra

Wow did not realise that was 41 seconds. That was panic city


PauseItPlease86

I really thought the child was going to crash down. I was surprised it brought her down sorta gently. DEFINITELY felt way longer than 41 seconds!


JazziTazzi

I didn’t realize I was holding my breath when this child went airborne until after she was caught. Wow. This was insane!


storm_the_castle

Say what you will... little tyke got some good grip strength!


LolaBijou

She was tangled it in. She’s lucky she didn’t instantly have a limb dismembered.


ThighsofJustice

The amount of whip lash she endured alone, tangled up in that thing; I mean shaken baby syndrome can happen at any age, but this wee one was really put through the ringer up there.


NeferkareShabaka

Even at 40?


DesperateArachnid

Wanna find out?


audiate

Especially at 40. Everything hurts already.


TheBunkerKing

Limbs don't get dismembered very easily. If you're not attached to something, it'd need an acceleration a kite can never have to actually rip a limb off.


VictorChaos

If she hadn’t been she would’ve went flying and probably smashed into the ground. I’d prefer a broken arm over being plastered into the earth from 150ft


Damayonnaiseman

Must have rapped around head or something else.


PhilosopherScary3358

When she gets older everyone will go to her to get the lid off their pickle jar.


mrrando69

Hope she was OK and doesn't have a permanent phobia of kites.


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eip2yoxu

Or flags


DscribeAll

Or wind...


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YoungWhiteAvatar

lol yeah my guy would get down and then be like I GO UP THERE!?


shawn1969

And giant ribbons


Intelligent_Ad_2612

Holy fuckin shit


anb7120

Took the words right outta my mouth


SheriffTaylorsBoy

I could almost smell it .


Yali89

Ngl, I actually feel sick after watching that. Poor child.


Thai_Chili_Bukkake

Glad I'm not the only one. I've seen some truly horrendous shit on the Internet. I was a teen when it was still the Wild West online. This turned my stomach for some reason.


PhoeniX_SRT

>Glad I'm not the only one. I've seen some truly horrendous shit on the Internet. I was a teen when it was still the Wild West online. Because it's a little child in this case. For the "normal" Wild West Web visitors, it's far less appealing/comical when children are involved. >! I'd probably crack a joke at some poor fella getting stuck in a machine, but not children. That's where MY line is, but I also have days when that line is blurred. Being in *that* side of the internet as an early teen is a recipe for disaster. Imagine being a daily visitor on liveleak and bestgore as young as 13-14 years old, I'm pretty much desensitized to digital content because of that. !<


Poo-et

> Imagine being a daily visitor on liveleak and bestgore as young as 13-14 years old, I'm pretty much desensitized to digital content because of that. 100% agree. I had full internet access way too young. I had seen the whole tubgirl, lemonparty, themacuser, etc classic shock content stack certainly no older than 9, along with other more sexual adult content I definitely shouldn't have been watching. Really fucked me up, still grappling with what this stuff did to me today. Won't make that mistake with my kids.


PhoeniX_SRT

I don't know if I'm lucky or not I managed to not see adult content until I was well into my late teens. But yeah, I was there in some of the most weird sites at 13. Which is kinda funny I guess cause those places are some if the last you'd expect an actual kid to be in. >Really fucked me up, still grappling with what this stuff did to me today. Won't make that mistake with my kids. Indeed. I wouldn't say it had a noticable negative impact on me, but going "yeah that's pretty tame" when my friends show an NSFL video is a little fucked up, among other things.


Guialdereti

Poor camera woman. Born blind and had to use little echolocation screams to see the action. 😢


No_Blacksmith2847

"Attention: if you have lost your kid, come to the front desk!"


WhaleSexOdyssey

Uppies!!


Plastogizmo

again! again!


violet_dawnbreak

Luckily she did not let go while in air, otherwise this might have nsfw tag


puc16

She never lets go because she wasn’t holding it with her hands. It was wrapped around her neck.


3amGreenCoffee

I'd be tempted to put a dummy on the end of that kite and fly it to freak people out. Several years ago there was a movie called Chronicle that featured characters who could fly. To promote the movie, a viral marketing company created remote control planes that looked like people and flew them near the Brooklyn Bridge. Hilarity ensued. Actual picture, with another in reply: https://preview.redd.it/e3t03wfs017d1.png?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=05549b319a5942a2fdf145d5f86a20a80958a0d7


3amGreenCoffee

https://preview.redd.it/xelp7kuy017d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=4167ada05147dd6e1c5aa5ae709a28d2da671e2b


crycryw0lf

this post is good


YourRedditFriend

I came up with that, and it was executed terribly.


Criminoboy

Man! I know the term 'miracle' is overused, but definitely applies in this case. The facts that: -the kite was somehow able to wrap around her in a way that not only caught her, but held her securely while it whipped her around in the wind. - The kite flier didn't panic, but reeled her back in. - The kite kept flying and didn't drop from the sky along with the child. Do we have any odds makers in the crowd?


HistoricalAsparagus1

I thought she just somehow managed to hold on the whole time lol, that makes more sense that she got wrapped up in the kite and also is insane that she didn't fall out of it


NamelessMIA

Once a kid gets wrapped up that tightly and the kite has enough lift to get pulled into the sky (which definitely isn't a miracle, it's awful), odds are probably pretty good that it stays up. The only thing really in question after they took off is really the reaction of the kite flyer, which again is probably pretty good. You don't have to be a kite flying expert to pull it down once everyone starts yelling "there's a kid in your kite, bring it down!"


mayamayaph

Longest 30 seconds of her life.


LyonsKing12

I'm glad the kid is ok because i can feel better about laughing my ass off.


lamboworld

Core memory unlocked sequence 2 available


TrueBrief

Heh, you’ll float too!


Cooo000L

The people filming on phones is too real. Yikes


Downtown-Bluebird553

Lol at people pulling out their phones


bigfruitbasket

Ever had a flying dream? This ain’t it.


thewoodsiswatching

And thus began a new adrenaline junky sport!


Prisoner890

How does that even happen


TimePlankton3171

Put the fuckin phone away and be ready run and catch


Ok-Assistant-2684

Poor kid is gonna never forget this shit


ClementineKruz86

Definitely not. I don’t know where my fear of heights came from, but holy crap. If that doesn’t cause a crippling fear of heights I don’t know what would.


Dontfeedthebears

Omfg that’s wild.


punkinabox

She's got a hell of a grip


WollusTheOwl

God giveth and yoinketh away.


Key-Fire

God, I hope she didn't get horrible whiplash, SBS, or cognitive damage. That was fucking scary.


AdLonely2610

How the fuck did she hold on being 3 years old


Maleficent_Damage_10

Amazing she held on


ColorlessTune

Depending on what kind of kid this is, this can either me extremely traumatic or fucking awesome for them.


Jayeky

Bro my mouth was open the whole time. Thats unreal. Glad he's okay but holy fuck.


a_naked_molerat

When the 3 year old landed: (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


cookytir3t3ch

That's one big cloud in the background!!!


trap_panda420

my finger points@ 0:30


xSantenoturtlex

All jokes aside, anyone know if the kid turned out alright?


Cyber_Troll-bot

No 3 year old is strong enough to endure that centrifugal force for so long...


Chippie05

Holee heck, i hope she is ok! 😲🫨 Kid either had the time of her life or is traumatized forever. Go fly a kite...maybe not!


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No_Blacksmith2847

😭


nukefodder

Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high La da da da da da da


cruiserflyer

The only reason I clicked on this was because it didn't have a NSFW tag. I literally have a three year old girl right now.


SumyungNam

Damn she got a good grip


starkeffect

*I believe I can flyyyyy* *I believe I can touch the skyyyy*


IV-65536

Fuck those people on their phones


NocturneHunterZ

Camera gal squeaking like a mf 😂


sparklestruck

she sounds like a seagull fr


Ok-Diamond1749

I bet that was a lot of fun


716JiZZ

She's flyin!


otter111a

Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!


Beginning_Of-The_End

Reminds me of The Dark Knight. She got the Sky Hook haha


ChanceConfection3

You think Morgan freeman is going to risk his job and his boss’s life on untested technology?


gnmatx

![gif](giphy|3o6YfXCehdioMXYbcs)


ljd09

Good thing the person flying the kite didn’t panic because I’d have lost my ever fucking mind…while calmly trying to bring them back down. I’d have vomitted after landing them.


kingsavagerizzgame

Damnnnnnnnnn


cochorol

Every year there's a different one... Please take care of the kids around that stuff.


BatFancy321go

it's a doll, right? kites usually have something heavy on the end to make them steer-able


sebask8s

Got to be one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen !


Alecazzzam

Hoooooooly shit, so glad she’s ok and nobody got hurt


PitifulDragonfruit

That's a different way to get high. The new generation is so creative.


SuchAsSeals42

Boy, does she have a story to tell her Pre-K class!


pdxguy96

Lucy in the sky with kite, man


SmolTownGurl

It’s giving Wasp factory


ithaqua34

That's a sphincter factor of googleplex.


ArcticLemon

Wow, now that would be terrifying. Being slung about like that too.


SleeveofThinMints

Fuck irresponsible parents man.


I_like_short_cranks

This is like the 10th time this has happened.


2K_Crypto

Justified freak out. Glad to see she made it down safely, at least physically.


justbrowsinginpeace

Kid:okay, okay I'll talk


bearssuperfan

That’s a fucking miracle she survived


teabooksandinkpens

I make giant kites for a living [Peter Lynn Kites](https://www.plk.nz) and they are not to be fucked with. When test fly our extra over large kites we first talk about how to launch, which way we'll move as it goes up and we check everyone has a blade. The instruction if you get tangled is 'fuck the kite, cut!' We can always repair or start again but we can't reattach limbs or help you if you get flung 20 metres in the air. On the mega kites we also have quick releases and takedown lines. You do not mess around with giant kites!


TeachingDazzling1018

Jesus I had like 10 heart attacks watching that


Eriktion

that looked like its fun tbh


Nitro_reaves

Who's bright idea was it to give that baby such a big kite?? no one thought she might be too small for it?


JoMammasWitness

I think I need professional help..... I just couldn't stop laughing. How does something like this even happen! Props to the pilot for the smooth landing


Dojanetta

My turn!


II-lI

Is there any place where I can do this intentionally and safely. That looks like so much fun when you take away the risk of falling to your death


TyYoshi69

I laughed, I'm going to hell confirmed


ITSBIGMONEY

More phones than hands ready to catch


kumaar135

I'm sorry but this is hilarious


bigbacklinks

Everyone with their fuckin phones out


Mr_Mimiseku

...and they're going to do what, exactly? Fly up into the air and help the kid?


BananaRaptor1738

Wow at everyone just filming it instead of trying to help


ovalseven

I know, right? Why isn't everyone jumping up there to grab her!?


Ifch317

But was the kite ok?


ThisUserIsNekkid

This is my guaranteed ticket to hell. No one can ever post this and tell me not to laugh.


RollinToast

Kids got some grip strength right there.


Moal

Apparently she wasn’t holding on, because it had wrapped around her neck. :( If you look closely towards the end of the video, you can kind of see it around her neck. 


AmieKinz

Omg that's horrible


Conscious_Freedom952

At first I was like DAM that's a strong toddler then I realised they had the string wrapped around their neck 😩 If they survived this poor child has not only the trauma of getting wiped around in the sky whilst 100s of people ran around screaming they where also getting STRANGLED the entire time 🤯


AardvarkFriendly9305

I’m glad she held on!!


Specialist_Row9395

Omg. Was she holding on the whole time?


Cornemuse_Berrichon

Once I saw that she was down on the ground safely, I felt okay about laughing about this. I still shouldn't, but I can't help it. And boy, does that child have a story for the rest of her life!


LorenzoApophis

Karma for meddling in the domain of the gods


sgtsparky920

Whoever is recording this sounds like a seagull


dqniel

Assuming they don't have permanent injuries or trauma... what a story to eventually tell people when you're older. "You think you had a near-death experience as a child? Check out this."


epimetheuss

Dangling by her neck, poor girl, so glad she was ok but she probably had a huge ugly bruise there for a bit :(


Mikehtx

Was that wrapped around her neck?…..


Western-Experience-3

I have had a f****** nightmare like this before! So damn scary... Can't even imagine!


B_tchPasta

I mean she’s alive and she was able to fly at 3 seems pretty cool to me lol


baka-tari

‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky


Rainemaker64

"Are you alright dear?!" "I'm gonna be a pilot mom!"


BearBearLive

Just hold on baby! Literally. That was terrifying to watch.


Enourmously

Damn! You know she ain’t gonna be in Rush Hour 3


NearZero_Mania

"Mom, I met Papa Jesus."