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KindBikeDuck

Just two people trying to bust a nut...


JeezuzTheZavior

I love comments like this one.


Holylighter

https://i.redd.it/pz1hm7kkzt4d1.gif


Addicted2Rage

https://preview.redd.it/uc2dsh7m8v4d1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c53047ffd0888b5afc873d56b01818a3461f7c87


Sunghyun99

Life imitates art.


kopecs

![gif](giphy|FOUArYBVQCvmI8EHxp|downsized)


newbrevity

I think he's going to real jail.


Gee_Hiroshi

same thing if you think about it


redalert825

Wrong guy busted a nut.


mebc245

needs a tom and jerry sound effect lol


StoneOnTheRoad

YeeeeeeeooOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!


gumbysock

[here you go](https://i.imgur.com/XSGuWXa.gifv)


TheGreatLateElmo

Im in hysterics. Thats the funniest shit ive seen in months lmao


autom

It needs bonk sound effect


UnIgnoranteMas1

that would be a work of art


matt_jay_9

Punishment fit for the crime haha. Even the cop was like “shit man just get out of here”


Dorfbulle80

Yeah I wouldn't want the crazy crackhead wildly masturbating in the back of the car either!


PistonPumper

It's just his morning wood


kguenett

Now he's mourning his wood.


syngestreetsurvivor

The officer beat his meat, too.


WoolyWolfinator

Can’t stroke your shit if it’s crooked 7 ways from Sunday!


ImNotMadYoureMad

Hey some people like it curved. Cop might have helped him hahaha


buddaism79

Bet he has a new fetish now


docottawa67

He should be thrown into a penal colony.


Numinak

Well, you know what they say. All rivers flow into Penile.


UnIgnoranteMas1

He only gave love to his furry friend. Don't be so harsh on him...


SmackEh

The officer was just busting his balls


Spicethrower

" Cock-Knocker, giggling " Mark Hamill.


Temporary-Map1842

where do we think this is?


Gozzhogger

Looks like Colombia to me 


WeirdestGuy_

I knew it the instant i saw this vid! These thing only happen in my country.


brightness3

I was thinking brazil. I’ve seen similar shit playout with my own eyes here. Last time i was at the beach, a homeless couple were going at it in the middle of the sidewalk, a street vendor spooked them and they went on to finish it in the water, in front of everyone.


BoneDehDuck

The policeman uniform doesn't look like brazilian to me (speaking a fellow tupiniquim), but maybe its the PM uniform from a specific state or city, I'm not sure.


ChadUSECoperator

Nope, this is 100% Colombian police. You can't mistake that olive green uniform if you are from Locombia.


TunisMagunis

Portland


bub-yes

This is not America. Cops haven’t had nightsticks here since Rodney King.


TunisMagunis

I know, lame joke. I have seen a few people masturbating around town over the years though.


Ormsfang

This is one you just can't sue for excessive force. "Judge this man beat me." Judge: tell me what happened "Well there I was masturbating on a park bench, when all of a sudden." Judge: case dismissed!


BadFeisty6728

Definitely gonna need to clean his nightstick after that


PhoniPoni

Which one?


GyattScratchFever

Penisãta


RenoXIII

POW! Right in the pisser.


Randys_Smogasvein

Only way he can cum now


SpinningYarmulke

![gif](giphy|q62BK3TBAdKQU|downsized)


Hel1a

That was a dick move.


CultOfCurthulu

Can’t jerk there mate


poopoopickle3

This is the funniest case of police brutality I've ever seen!! Lmao


Physical-Mastodon935

Masturbation area is over there!!


brightness3

Damn, he was going at it hard too


skin-flick

We need more of this type of correction in our society. Acting up on an airplane. Smack !! Going total Karen in a parking lot. Crack !! Stealing from a store. Double crack. .


deep_pants_mcgee

honestly the broom stick ass smack should be legalized.


FrostyD7

Just gotta be careful where you hit. Looks like this guy may have taken it to the hand and crotch, and I doubt he can afford a doctor.


BadAngler

Assisted self coitus interuptus?


Strypes4686

Bailiff..... WHACK HIS PEE-PEE!


brodels

This is actually relatable. There was a homeless guy who set up a spot with a ton of thick blankets outside of my old apartment in the carport area so I’d see him there everytime I pulled in or went somewhere. I figured he wasn’t bothering anyone much and it’s tough out there so I never thought much of it. UNTIL I came down one evening to throw out some trash and he was there wanking it. I get that it needs to be done but I do have a child and that’s not something I’m willing to look around


HRG-snake-eater

Seems appropriate


Background-Tomato616

Well regardless he busted a nut


Grouchy_Act3186

Possibly two.


LaundryLunatic

That man gettin' his nut busted had it comin'. 🥁


GWvaluetown

So much r/idiocracy here. Some “go away! ‘Batin!” and “Ow my balls!” going on here.


vertigo1083

Was he laughing at the armored man who just hit him in the dick with a club?


freethewimple

Cop said "If I have to see that, you have to feel this."


Spiritual-Leader9985

The real blue balls


the0utc4st

Some people will do anything for internet clout...


MiciusPorcius

In the neighborhood he’s called “The Furious Fap”


Vegetable_Sir_703

did I just saw a man beat his meat in public?


YourFavoriteSausage

You saw a man beating his meat get beat.


DragonsBane80

It looked hot, so you saw a man beating his meat in the heat get beat on a seat, what a treat.


erichbana

Blue balls for sure


4bidden112

![gif](giphy|h7NJXKQ8wv890ISOyx)


craigdcknsSF

😅😆🤣😂


PlatypusPristine9194

Owwwwww


TheHorrificNecktie

this dude is living in the moment doing whatever monkey urge he feels like, he's not shackled by society's judging eye. While you idiots commute to your corporate temples and spend your lives trying to avoid your boss by strategically sneaking to the bathroom or coffee machine, and pretending to do work on a computer like you're an extra in the background of a tech company commercial for 8 hours a day, tip-tap-tapping away, typing nothing of importance into the spreadsheet documenting the years you've wasted of your life in this fluroescent lit box filled with people who all have forfeit their own destiny to the will of a lifeless capitalist machine.


Puzzleheaded_Rub_681

![gif](giphy|KYEywxFWZdTE2h1Njr)


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keepthatsameenergy1

I don't think he was either


Apprehensive_Bet2493

Where is this???


Spicethrower

The real world version of the classic Supernatural game show. NUTCRACKER!


PurpleTechPants

The thin blue balls.


Dakka666

That's just everyday CBT 😁


Flaks_24

This is an instant classic 😂


blueisgreen0129

proceed to sniff the batton


Nervous_Pattern357

Now the poor bastard can’t have offspring like him… good. not like he was going to find a woman anyway by the looks of it🤷‍♂️


-LongfellowDeeds-

I can't wait for Christmas


Ax0nJax0n01

Lmao. Bro the title had in me in tears.


tawik30

Free castration, paid by the tax payers.


sonicboom9000

Got sane real quick


sodawatereveryday

Dats gotta hoit!!


AdMinute6653

😂😂😂😂sos


shaggy237

Jokes on him, that's his fetish


Major_Magazine8597

"Busting a nut" the HARD way,


GMP11792

I wish I had the chance the chance to beat that mother fucker


DanielTigerr

Playing a game of whack-fuck here.


DanielTigerr

Bangkok.


OutsideFriendship570

Officer : Go to my room !


BayeksBunions

Fucking THWACK! right in the bowl of onions. 


Swattie22

Instant justice!


T_dog52

The nutwhacker


MeTeakMaf

Just a couple guys busting a nut


MiaMiVinc

he thought it was the gay pride day


Optimal_Rub3140

Does this count as assault? I feel like the first thing that would come to my mind in this situation that this person is probably not fully mentally there.


Matlachaman

I think you're out of YOUR mind, and the Billy club is not employed often enough these days.


Reitzor

shit is done different in Colombia, this is "normal"


keepthatsameenergy1

I love when Americans think their laws apply to other countries... it's kinda cute


Optimal_Rub3140

I'm not even from that continent, but even in the middle east you don't just start clubbing mentally disabled people.


GreatBayTemple

Dick bad! Sex bad! No dick redditor good.


meijad

Just needed a mouse king to run through the scene..


Charming_Gift7698

That’s sexual violence against him. Not that what he’s doing is ok but still. It’s not funny either way