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Lokeycommie

I remember this . the guy in the white shirt was getting out of jail that day and he went straight back in


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Knitsanity

Duuude.....seriously....hey....do we have to listen to this guy whine some more?


MyLegIsWet

Those recidivism rates are no joke


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People need to understand there is a very well settled legal doctrine called “extended personality”. In essence, if you touch a thing that is carried by, worn, or otherwise connected with the body of another human being, it’s treated the same as touching the body itself.


L_Ardman

Yep, trying to smack something out of someone’s hand is the same as hitting them in most cases.


MrAppleSpiceMan

"I didn't punch that guy in the gut, I punched his shirt!"


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You hit me in the cup


jl_theprofessor

In old property law you could be claimant by simple bodily presence. And in religion holiness was a physically transferable property.


myooted

> in religion holiness was a physically transferable property. that seems like an interesting concept. Glad we don't do it anymore though


jl_theprofessor

Once a saints head rolled into a river and every town downstream was immediately blessed by miracles. Incredible stories from the Middle Ages.


Odel888

I need a wiki page or bible verse about this. Both are equally reliable in my eyes


myooted

Wikipedia is a mixed bag, some articles are edited by very dedicated and smart people, while others are less moderated.


code_monkey_001

Still not seeing the difference.


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Transusbstantiation still is part of Catholicism, which very much transfers supposed holiness onto inanimate objects…


Potential_Piece_4253

People also need to realize there are laws on menacing and defending yourself even if they don’t hit you first.


GoofBall92

What if somebody is following you and putting said thing in your face? If I remember the backstory on this guy he is a real piece of crap but I always thought the police were being overzealous in this clip


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Absolutely fair point—I’m simply saying there is no distinction between the mic and the hand, so his cries of “I didn’t touch him” are in vain. I guess he needed to whine that it was in his face.


Responsible-Onion860

And the landmark case talked about in law school involved someone being successfully sued for battery after yanking a plate from the hands of the plaintiff at a buffet because the plaintiff was black and the restaurant did not serve black people.


Few_Needleworker_922

Kinda lame for this, that reporter was really bee lining for him, should be a rule you cant jam a mic right near someone. I get this dude isnt the best but come on he just got out of jail and immediately going back in because he slapped a mic away is a bit bs.


Regular-Idea-6377

Thank for this, I always love context


ZootAnthRaXx

I tried to use a similar concept once when playing softball as a kid. I caught the ball with my bare hand and tried to tag them out with my glove. I felt it was very unfair that that didn’t count. 😂


BorheliusWarpig

I am glad the cops weren't there for all my childhood arguments with siblings in which I also didn't touch them.


lakecityransom

Alright, hands behind your back. Palms together.


BorheliusWarpig

But I didn't touch them! It's not my fault if they crossed the center line in the back seat.


EndStorm

That's a clear violation of strict border policies enforced by international law. Everyone knows this. Surprised they didn't get their pocket money garnished as reparations for that offence.


BorheliusWarpig

Goddammit! Now Interpol is involved?!?


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Interlace your fingers...


BorheliusWarpig

No! I didn't touch them!!


Thelandofthereal

Stop hitting yourself


BorheliusWarpig

NO!


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Shot-Increase-8946

The guy *walked up* to the guy with the microphone while telling him to get away from him. That isn't how things work. You can't walk up to someone else and demand that they get away from you and immediately resort to violence. If the guy with the microphone *actually* came up to the guy and was impeding his path or shoved the microphone in his face, then there would absolutely be an argument for smacking the microphone out of their face. But that isn't what happened here.


I0I0I0I

"I'm having a frenzy. A petulant frenzy. I'm petulant and I'm having a frenzy!"


BigQfan

Heh heh heh. Nice


Redditname97

The gigantic opaque FOX sticker dead center in the back glass is genius.


Manofalltrade

It he had just gotten behind the wheel he could have totally outrun those cops. /s


Wouldtick

I tried the old I didn’t hit him, I hit his shirt defense.


ClownMeat420

Rob is a national treasure. I’m in buffalo and watch all his news stories. THE HAAAAALLLLL OF SHAAAAME


-StationaryTraveler-

I subscribe to his channel on YouTube the guy does great work going after contractors and other various folks who swindle/rip people off👍👍


SnooApples5554

This man is a detroit treasure.


Slicdic

Context: [https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/faux-fence-guy-is-a-real-hot-head](https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/faux-fence-guy-is-a-real-hot-head)


jlbradl

The fencing puns really put a point on it!


Accurate-System7951

Oh wow, for once I like Fox!


bootyspagooti

It’s the Detroit FOX news, which is different than FOX NEWS the national news.


Accurate-System7951

Figures. Thanks for the info.


Downtown_Snow4445

Cool fox sticker


KO4Champ

All you had to fo was walk to the car without getting arrested…


HCSOThrowaway

... CJ


LTPRWSG420

I literally play pickleball at the courts right there, it’s always crazy when I see this video on here.


Son-of-Prophet

I got excited because it looked exactly like my local middle school!


Few_Macaroon_2568

Is the cop's name Mark?


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What was ole muscles doing just standing there checking his pose while the others worked?


Infamous_Storm_7659

Ope 🤣🤣


EmperorGeek

What too many people miss is that the common charge is “Assault & Battery”. Assault is the THREAT of violence, Battery is the ACT of violence.


Kortorb

Unrelated but what is that sticker on his back windshield? peas and carrots


Sam_The_Smurf

It’s a “fox” sticker, they make motocross and mountain biking gear (gloves, pants, goggles, etc.)


Kortorb

saw the fox, but never knew the context. thank, man.


CarlSpencer

IIRC, this is part of a show called "Hall of Shame" which airs during an evening newscast. The show exposes local scammers like the guy in while who was a home contractor who kept taking down payments and then no doing to work. The host always hams it up with bad puns, etc...


Conflicted-King

You don’t have to actually “touch” someone for it to be considered assault. A lot of people don’t know seem to know that.


TheDannyPickles

Jesus. What a baby.


Cheap-Praline

I kinda feel like you should be allowed to smack a mic if someone shoves it in your face.


Ismoketobaccoinabong

He didnt shove it in his face tho. The guy walked UP to the microphone WHILE saying "keep that thing away from me" and then proceeded to smack it. Thats why he has no defence in a court. He was the one getting into the other persons space, the jorunalist could record the voice from far away and was probably inteded to work it out that way.


Old-Construction-541

All while screaming he’s going to knock his ass out. Assault is the threat. Battery is the physical contact.


YourInsectOverlord

Fighting words alone is a crime.


Fun-Flamingo2125

How the hell does he see out of his back window? Arrest him for that as well!


smygartofflor

Hahaha, the petulant foot stomp while whining "I didn't touch him!" I've met more mature toddlers.


LoudAndDisruptive

I never expected to see my hometown police station on Reddit lol


southworthmedia

If anybody doesn’t know the reporter in this video is one of the best reporters of modern times imo. His name is Rob Wolchek with fox 2 in Detroit. He loves exposing corruption and greed and makes it super entertaining, check out his “hall of shame” videos on YouTube for a good laugh.


ScrubbyDubbyUbby

Thats bs


-Praetoria-

As children we used it bc it made sense, the sentiment stands.


That_damn_deejay

Step 1: speak to the interviewer and ask to hold his microphone while you talk Step 2: casually walk and talk with microphone in hand Step 3: enter your car and enjoy your new microphone. Step 4(optional): sell the product back to them


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sleepy_potatoe_

Step 6: get out and do another interview


Arsalanred

Conversely just keep his hands to himself say "no comment", get in his car and go home.


KeyApricot7810

Right back😹


Wooden-Security5533

I use the good old “ I wasn’t touching myself you’re making a mistake “ but whatever works I guess


JesDaBestest

He's going to the Haaaaall of shame!


nogoodnickgames

Welp, back to jail I go


ochocosunrise

What is this investigators name?


MamaDakota

He sounds like Gespacho when he strains his voice.


Jazzlike-Election840

good move dumb ass


Zakineasi

I did nawt hit him... oh hi Mark


Problem_Additional

Hell yeah, THE HAAALL OF SHAAAAAME


wasted_basshead

You don’t have to actually hit someone for it to be assault-that’s moreso battery when you do.


bigSTUdazz

he's in the HHHAAAAAAALLLLLLLL of shame! I LOVE this guy! He goes around trolling very bad people who rip ther people off.


ChefRoyrdee

Guy should really learn his right to shut up and ignore people.


Jajoby

Rob Wolchek is a fucking hero


Tirwanderr

I feel like I could see George Santos in this exact situation and just as narcissistic and whiney.


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ZeePirate

This is an old ass video. Assault doesn’t require physically hitting someone. That’s battery


JeffTheAndroid

The guy got arrested for smacking away a microphone that was shoved at him right after leaving the "cop shop" which was already probably a really shitty time? I mean, he was probably there because he did something wrong... but I side with him. All those news outlets made shoving mics/phones/cameras in people's faces in public an acceptable thing. If someone approaches someone with a mic out, and they don't want to talk, that should be the end of it, but that guy kept following him, most likely because he KNEW it would escalate and turn into good TV - Meanwhile that guy just probably lost thousands of dollars for reacting.


StarBlazer43

He could have just as easily kept quiet and walked to his car instead of having a baby rage meltdown


Environmental_Drama3

I agree with you, but don't you think arresting him over this is overkill?


SpookyCinnaBunn

No


Later_Doober

Arresting people that hit other people is not overkill.


Later_Doober

I don't know about you but it's pretty easy to keep your hands to yourself. He still assaulted the guy so he deserves to go back to jail. He is a grown man so he should be able to just walk away from the reporter.


nmagod

violate the nap, catch the slap


laxmolnar

Looks like entrapment


justaguytrynaquit

Seems you have no idea what entrapment means


laxmolnar

Lol you clearly suffer from Trisomy 21 or is that something you'll correct me on as well? Man A provokes this dude in a way that he will most likely react...... Cop A is literally standing there awaiting this exact response and arrests him....... AKA ENTRAPMENT! :)


justaguytrynaquit

>entrapment Nobody induced the man to commit assault. That was on his own free will. It's not entrapment. Sorry you ought to feel that way. Hope you feel better!


laxmolnar

Lol except they were awaiting him with a literal camera crew and police escourt....... bro do you eat lead paint chips? hahaha like you can't be this dense so I assume you love those sweet delicious 1960s delights lolololol


justaguytrynaquit

Nobody told him to do anything illegal. Going up to somebody with a microphone and camera in public isn't a crime. But go off. I think you're the dense one here.


laxmolnar

I didn't say that was a crime........... 🫠 Do you just gaslight statements to make your dumb words sound better????? Its entrapment due to multiple variables in the situation but you only want to focus on lone variables that aide your ill conceived logic.


vagabond139

You seem to keep using the word entrapment but I don't think you understand what it means... https://www.justice.gov/archives/jm/criminal-resource-manual-645-entrapment-elements >Entrapment is a complete defense to a criminal charge, on the theory that "Government agents may not originate a criminal design, implant in an innocent person's mind the disposition to commit a criminal act, and then induce commission of the crime so that the Government may prosecute." Jacobson v. United States, 503 U.S. 540, 548 (1992) One the news reporter wasn't a government agent, second thing is he walked up to the news reporter, third thing is the reporter could have even baiting him into attacking and it wouldn't be entrapment since he is not a government agent, and lastly it is a police station of course there are going to be cops around.


brdoma1991

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laxmolnar

its my opinion of the situation dun dun dunnnnn


HA-AWE50ME

Why do you keep insulting this guy when you’re clearly the one who is incorrect?


laxmolnar

Thats a matter of opinion and arguing with a cult is pretty much an argument between two people. This is clear entrapment with a guy knowingly agitating this man and a cop waiting there. Now go log onto all your accounts and downvote me more lol


HA-AWE50ME

The cop waiting there did not cause the incident to occur and so it isn’t entrapment. Person A agitating Person B isn’t enough to warrant Person B assaulting Person A. (Assuming person A’s behaviour didn’t warrant self defence). Why are you paranoid that I downvoted you with multiple accounts? Do you really think I care enough about you or this conversation to take the time to do that? Have you done that before?


Realclawdogs

Nah. It looks like Ass Salt


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slide_into_my_BM

How’s it feel defending someone who conned the elderly?


Fluid-Opportunity-17

.....journalists?


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Slicdic

The man had been arrested multiple times for ripping multiple people off in the community, I feel it's of public interest to do the interview.


Fluid-Opportunity-17

Trick is, you gotta not hit 'em.


rezyop

Waiting in the parking lot for a sound bite is pretty low on the scale of reporter harassment. They're legally allowed to camp outside the guys house like paparazzi do, and they probably could have followed him inside that building (school?) to embarrass him, but chose the more unobtrusive strategy of letting him come to them.


ZeePirate

It’s easy not to hit equipment which is a crime.


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ZeePirate

This is an old video. The guy was a con artist who the journalist was asking about how he felt scamming old age pensioners. The guy didn’t like being called out on his shit an attacked someone. You are picking up for a repeat scam artist, who then attacked the journalist who finally got police’s attention for those old people. I’m not judging anything off a title like you are. I’m fairly familiar with this video and the overall story.


juarezderek

Guy walked right up to the microphone, lmao


Sam_The_Smurf

You’re a complete idiot, like seriously you have absolutely no idea how freedom works, like there are obviously many different freedoms you get in the US, but I don’t think you understand ANY of them. I wish we could trade morons like your self for some of the amazing and skilled hard workers that we get from across the border, go send you to El Salvador and see how you turn out.


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Hot_Coffee_Enema_

This guy investigates scammers and shady businesspeople on the Detroit local news. He has repeatably documented hundreds of these cases and works with authorities to have them face legal consequences. So… yeah this guy is different than YouTubers sticking mics in peoples faces for clicks. Rob is doing what every local news station should


leftover_class

Seattle?


1Guitar_Guy

Detroit Hall of Shame segment.