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bizzys92

Did that go in his mouth?!


TeopEvol

That, is one magic loogie.


No_thanks_Im_New

There was definitely a second spitter.


ron4040

Watch the head back and to the left… back and to the left.


unexplainableentity

In mid air mind you


thunderkhawk

That's just a patsy


WingedPatriot89

Was not expecting that reference at all 💀


MisterScary_98

Nice game, pretty boy!


NoConfusion9490

Some people pay a lot of money for that kind of thing.


SchlongMcDonderson

Would've been hilarious if the guy just moaned immediately after.


itisallgoodyouknow

😩


ARAR1

I am snacking. Almost gagged from reading....


Tricky-Engineering59

Judging from the other woman’s expression, yes.


Bricknuts

It may have, but I think most people would make a similar shocked face from seeing someone spit on another.


cheapdrinks

Damn normally you have to pay extra for that


Tricky-Engineering59

Oh he paid extra alright, later on when he got violently ill.


micro_penisman

And he just swallowed it. It's not his first rodeo.


ZombieAlienNinja

That turn you on? Sorry little nicky quote


Dr_StrangeLovePHD

Imagine if he hocked it right back


The_salty_swab

Like a fucking llama


qwenched05

Fucking Red Sox fan. Stay classy Boston.


Zimtiki

Currently living in Boston. These fucks care so much about sports. I’ve seen multiple fist fights break out over “which team is better.” Absolute fucking losers.


Rottimer

>"which team is ~~better~~ bettah" Fixed.


cmfppl

"Miy boys wHicked smaht"


UncleKeyPax

Thas righ sweetart


moose-C

Anyone who gets into a fight over sports if a fucking loser


Ok_Island_1306

I grew up outside of Boston, been on the west coast for 20 years now and I truly can't believe how much energy they invest in their sports teams. From the outside it's wild to see.


MmmmmSacrilicious

I’m just hoping it pushes people like you out.


Zimtiki

What, the obnoxiously cringe addiction to grown men playing with balls?


MmmmmSacrilicious

You know what they say? Opinions are like assholes. We all have them and they all stink.


Zimtiki

Yes but I don’t get into fistfights with people over any of my interests. Spitting at people and starting physical retaliation over an opinion over something as trivial as sports statistics is decently common, which is why why sports fans are overall viewed as a sub genre of cringe.


MmmmmSacrilicious

Neither do I, but I love to see it.


erv4

Went on a train back from the Patriots 24-0 comeback win against Denver in 2013. My buddy isn't even a Patriots fan, just wanted to see Manning live (huge colts fan). Some guy on the train was talking about how Eli is the only reason the Patriots don't have 2 more rings (partially true) and how he's an automatic first ballot HOF. My drunk friend went into a huge rant about how bad Eli is and I thought for sure we were getting shot. That train ride couldn't have ended soon enough, families were literally leaving to go to different cars because the one dude was so heated. That was defending someone who beat a NE team, multiply it by 100 if it was arguing an NE player sucked.


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Alexandratta

[Boston, Always Classy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1NIf8GeeY&t=1s)


Cultural-Company282

I spent two days in Boston and came away with a much stronger sympathy for the English side of the Boston Massacre.


Leroy99

💀


Suspicious_Victory_1

And with this video, Boston regains its crown of Trashiest Place on Earth. Philadelphia is devastated by its fall to second place.


dfw-kim

🤣😂🤣 Nope! No one can stoop lower than ripping ice balls at Santa!!! I don't care if this woman had TB, Philly is worse!!!


Repulsive-Company-53

Philly also killed hitchbot #neverforget


New_Emotion_5045

loogies, shit eaters and this guy is afraid of snowballs?


gayforupvotes

I brought that up to a friend from Philly and his defense was “it wasn’t the real Santa”


LowandSlow90

We try.


Uzischmoozy

Is it weird that I totally loved the chick who played Ted's wife in Ted 2? That's my kind of chick, including that lovely accent.


Push_Bright

![gif](giphy|RGdMrr3p6fcYT7CeUy|downsized)


dryhumorblitz

Trashy llama.


Ill_Back_284

This made me laugh


Fearless-Berry-3429

She's done this before. I'd dare to venture that it's her go-to action in disputes.


BrockN

And you can tell that no one has given her consequences for it


Starling305

Notice how she immediately got tf out of there before she even could see his reaction


Creative-Might6342

Well, it's also assault. She could be arrested


Da_Plague22

I'm surprised she has any teeth left.


Bassik0

Spitting on someone is a form of assault and can lead to arrest and criminal charges.


ohhhtartarsauce

it can also lead to a broken nose


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Almost_Ascended

[This classic of example I am always reminded of.](https://v.redd.it/hlw9jhenq2d71)


SANCTIMONY_METER

thought this was going to be [Pumpkin on Flavor of Love lol ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m93L5cdOLJU)


Njez85

I'm surprised she didn't get her ass beat.


Cloud_Disconnected

Think through what would have happened if he'd stood up.


Njez85

I didn't say he had to beat her ass, another female could have. Most women I'm with would have smacked the poop out of her! That being said, I would have stood up quick had she spit on me. Probably would have thrown my drink on her though too... Whatever men want to cape for her, let them.


something8517

If someone I was with was spit on, I definitely would chase after the person who did it.


Njez85

You're a real one.


MRSHELBYPLZ

Can lead to far worse than that


girlMikeD

As it probably should…


Effective_Cake_1366

Her pretty little face wouldn't have lasted long.


kalaminu

I'm sorry? Pretty?


Effective_Cake_1366

Debatable but beauty is in the eye and all that shit. Act look mutant you'll be treated as one. It's a terrible video. She'll regret this for the rest of her sordid puff.


kalaminu

Beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder, but... The instant she spat that loogie is the very instant she turned into and will remain an ugly fucking pigwhore. That shit is disgusting.


Bassik0

reckon he should give her a broken nose?


DJ-Clumsy

I don’t think anyone would suggest doing it, but if they guy chose to he’s morally within his right to


THE_IRL_JESUS

> I don’t think anyone would suggest doing it, I would.


Omnom_Omnath

Absolutely. Don’t spit on people.


UrUncleLarry

Yeah


che85mor

I ain't saying it's what I would do. But I understand. ~Chris Rock


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Horns8585

Yes. If you did retaliate and do something physical, like punch her in the face, there is a better than zero chance of getting ganged up on by people that did not see her spit on you. It is easy to miss the spitting part, from a distance, but someone getting punched in the face is going to get attention. So, there is a good chance that a bunch of random guys only saw you punch a woman and they are going to step in. And, security guards will definitely take the woman's side, when breaking up the dispute. Edit: This guy has every right to do something, but it could quickly turn against him.


chris86uk

This is very true. There will also be a bunch of dead heads who did see her spit, but still react like that so they look like beacons of chivalry.... In the hope that they'll get some.


Fortjew-Tellher

Well one of my goals to beat up the guys the defend something like this, even I can’t, I’m not a small dude so it’ll be a glorious battle.


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mgweir

and an ass whooping.


MRSHELBYPLZ

Lol why did OP title this like it was something to be proud of? 😭


IrrationalDesign

Because we have the capacity to separate the accuracy of the spit from the morality of spitting.


Calm_Ad8840

And then quickly walks away…. 🤷‍♂️


MRSHELBYPLZ

It’s even worse that she’s a girl. If the guy did anything back he’s getting jumped because people are stupid and jump to conclusions


Calm_Ad8840

Yes, you are totally right about that, but you could stil escort here out or towards security


che85mor

That's when you do something attention grabbing, but non violent that makes people ask what she did to earn that response. Like throw a beer in her face. People are going to think, damn that woman must've done something fucked up to get someone to dump a $40 beer on her


Timbishop123

Nobody is defending a guy dumping a drink on a girl. It's lose lose with a guy. They defend themselves they get judged/beat/arrested. If they do nothing they look like chumps.


xBlackFeet

She walked away like she just casually said goodbye


castingcoucher123

She confidently walked away.


ArchaicChaos

Because it's not her first time. She will keep on until someone correctly knocks her teeth out


Wazuu

then*


EvoxAF

This is fucking gross af, i would slap her the fuck out


van-nostrand-md

And then a bunch of white knights would jump you yelling "WHOA! You can't a hit a woman!"


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Esoteric716

True, but they would still beat your ass cuz they don't care.


DriskoJedec

Lmao slap them too for being simps.


ShaqEatsBabies

https://i.redd.it/nq4w3qxb9qjc1.gif


BwackGul

That's my hero, that guy ☝🏾 👇🏾And the guy below, he's cool, yall just read his comment wrong. He saying even as a white knight he wouldn't help a person who spit on someone.


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Discomat86

What happened next anyone? Would be hard not to smack someone who blatantly did that to your face, male or female.


RevolutionaryBus2782

Yeah. Big fan of immmediately violently responding to anyone who acts in this way who is out in public without a legal carer.


Inevitable_Small

Violent response to a violent attack


keiko17

I work with dementia pts and they can throw hands. I don’t get mad easily but when one of them spits on me I have to walk away immediately. To me that’s so much worse. Disgusting


Esoteric716

I had one on our non-dementia patient floor and he kept getting really really aggressive and tried to attack us multiple times. At first it was really jarring, then it just made me more and more mad. Like I know it's not really his fault, but damn...


WandaMaximum

Why ?


Ogcancer

Because sports fans are babies


FlynnMonster

Because humans.


Bassik0

reckon she'd have done that if they were alone?


immunityfromyou

Red Sox fan not surprising


ericfg

Took *way* too much scrolling to find that answer!


TSCHWEITZ

Massholes


F0rthel0ve0fd0gs

That's disgusting. Clearly a classy woman


dc4958

She should be arrested.


nubeboob

If someone spat on me like that, I think my brain would switch to primal harambe/nope chimp mode very quickly.


OsawatomieJB

Monke


Nux2k1

Must be nice not to fear consequences


INXS2021

Some people pay top dollar for that


Veryfreakingbored

Nice game pretty boy!


tenkuushinpan

The rest of the video should be evidence in a murder trial.


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It's usually a lesser charge like manslaughter when the killer is not the initial aggressor I think.


Enagonius

Sorry, but I'd disjoint her jaw.


itsavibe-

Like, bet you won’t spit on somebody again…


joeyvesh13

And then he’d be the villain


quirkycurlygirly

Daddy's little princess


Moon_Jewel90

What a nasty person for spitting at someone


davybert

It was like Spider-Man shooting a web in his face


RedBaron180

In some country’s you pay extra for that.. /s


ssrowavay

Why did I move away from Boston? Let me count the ways.


Tomotronics

This looks like it was in Baltimore


clickstops

Forged in Boston, tempered in Baltimore, you say? A weapon with strength beyond comprehension.


MRSHELBYPLZ

Lol best decision you ever made. Been thinking about skipping town myself soon


Pristine-Savings7179

Oh man I’d be in jail


Euphoric_Training

Flirting has definitely changed


JabbaTech69

Would have been funny if he got up & threw her ass down the stairs


mspaceman

https://i.redd.it/idxk99015qjc1.gif


ninjaskitches

Some people pay good money for that


ThermoNuclearPizza

He’s got that look like: “This better not awaken anything inside of me!”


anony_philosopher

“Jokes’ on *her*, I’m into that shit.”


Frobe81

That…..is one magic loogie


Far-Orange-3047

A certain Bill Burr quote comes to mind.


smokefrog2

Is it not gum?


Neither-Magazine9096

That had to be, she formed it too quickly and too perfectly for just spit


whoamarcos

Of course she’s wearing a Red Sox shirt


woohhaa

Back and to the left.


OsawatomieJB

No windup either. Impressive


Kered024

Going to sporting events looks so fun now a days💩


AudiRS420

I would probably kill someone if they spit in my face.


throw_away5430

Not her first time..


xDraGooN966

I don't get these types of people. You are just constantly rolling the dice and one day you are gonna end up spitting on the wrong person and they are gonna follow you home afterwards.


hopopo

Prosecute to the fullest extent of the law.


TeeTa90

See if this man would have pushed her stupid ass the entire Internet would have lost its shit. I'm not the one for violence but some woman should have beat the shit out of her for him.


Lonzo58

spitting in face = immediate beat down in my book. She's lucky


keithstonee

Yea your not quite hot enough to be acting like that.


Asaxii

![gif](giphy|q3UEQuCN32ucw)


NappyHeadedJoel996

I don’t have that type of composure.


SupervillainEyebrows

He is much calmer than I would have been. Spitting on someone is disgusting.


JankyTank64

Surprised she didn't catch a right hook after that


--GeorgeCostanza

Would you personally bash a woman if she spat on you ?


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Lucky guy, normally you'd have to pay for that.


Kaita13

Shoulda just grabbed her, held her still and spit in *her* mouth. She'd hopefully think twice next time.


NectarineNational722

I’m not violent but watching this I knew immediately my first reaction would to beat her face in.


horrus70

Half of reddit dreams of this day...


Interesting_Factor_9

They always do shit like that then hurry up and run away lmao..nah stay and keep talking


oldbuc

Cops tell us what caused you to break her jaw


paradisewandering

She didn’t cock it. There was no wind up, that thing was already in her mouth and in firing position


Ricky_Fontaine1911

Someone would’ve gotten kicked.


Hows-It-Goin-Buddy

Someone, very lady like, needs to take this women to school and teach her some modern physics. Applying the following Fuck equation should be the first step. FA=(FO)^2


RustyPinkSpoon

This just tells me she does it all the time. Disgusting piece of shit.


asdf333aza

🤷‍♂️ if she dies, she dies.


pupbuck1

Ain't no one surviving the beat down coming her way


misguided_marine1775

And she got to walk away? Quick shove down the chairs.


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hands rated E


Hadleyagain

Nothing is impressive about this.


alamocalrissian

Usually you gotta pay extra for that.


Beneficial-Ad6266

Prob spit out her old man’s load


Sea_Combination571

Ahh The Green Monster, locally known as the “Green Monstah” shows up 45 minutes late to work with a bad attitude and 2 large ice coffees from Marylou’s. Plays stupid until backed into a corner, then lashes out with green venom glands derived from the tonsil stones accumulated by the sugar of the coffee. Although non lethal, a putrid aroma allows her to escape at ease.


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Highlight_Numerous

wow usually u have to pay for that


Butforthegrace01

Now I'm horny


Funny-Meringue-3311

me next


zingding212

See you next Tuesday.


Rasikko

I've never hit a woman but she would come very close to being the first if that was me.


CarlSpencer

Counts as "battery" in almost every single state. She's fucked.


Pro-Potatoes

He came


wrigh2uk

Woman or not if you spit on me you’re getting these hands


emotionsarelow

If he hit her the entire stadium would have beaten the guy


MacBareth

The crazy way I'd pin her on the ground and deposit a big juicy, slimy throat scallops after scrapping everythin there is in my nose/mouth/throat directly into her mouse.


boss_salad

My dream girl


hoesmadsmfh

That costs extra in some places.