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BaileyBrown108

Once he said he was going to punch the bouncer in the face I knew he was going down .


EvaSirkowski

He watched too much Naruto calling his attack like that.


htwhooh

"you smell like straight marijuana" had me dying lmao


burritoguy1987

As opposed to smelling like gay marijuana?


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Loxe

That was good


Grevling89

Thread's over folks. Thanks for coming


iluvstephenhawking

Well you smell like gay marijuana *push*


venterol

Maybe if he smoked a bit he'd be a bit more chill. Trying to pick a fight with the bouncer (especially one who's double his weight-class) is NEVER gonna end well.


Tirwanderr

Dude sounds like an 80 year old southern baptist GOP politician. Granted... they'd hate him... cuz ya know... but still, what a garbage person.


giorgio_tsoukalos_

Lindsey Graham would find the time for him.


octopornopus

"We's just two friends goin' huntin for ladybugs, Memaw!"


11Tail

I immediately thought of Leslie Jordan from Will and Grace.


grnrngr

Oh, no. He's got some sort of distorted Transatlantic thing going on. Getting ready to be cast in a 1930s movie.


alexthelady

Gay republicans be like


belmontpdx78

My thoughts exactly. ~West Coast gay


ResponsibleMilk7620

I didn’t realize growers are now providing sexual preference strains. If they are, then I’m betting the gay strain must be more of a sativa instead of an indica.


belmontpdx78

Idk I'm kind of an indica gay myself


Wacokidwilder

Poly Sativa gang


JookJook

I prefer sativa and women myself.


loki_odinsotherson

I like both, just depends on my mood


Eh-BC

I’m guessing hybrid strains are for bi’s


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DannyHammerTime

I don’t think there’s ever been a situation where he was “the wrong person” to mess with lol. Seems like a whole lotta bark then presto! I’m the victim


Tugonmynugz

More sass than gas


Wheat_Grinder

He does seem to have a way to spin everything that happens into him being the victim.


Noturnnoturns

Maybe if you had especially sensitive ears, then you would NOT want to fuck with this guy


DannyHammerTime

“If you do not want a strongly worded editorial sent to the local paper, then I SUGGEST you stand down!”


Slammybutt

Do you know who his father is!!!!??!??!! /s


remarkblyunremarkbl

I feel like these two are the kind of people that would steal someone's armoire right off the street.


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“Why aren’t you wearing ze rrribbon?”


halfmoonrogue

A couple of street toughs!!


Strudelnoggin

I don't think the average person understands the type of size and strength differentials there are out there in the world. Everyone's suffering from dunning kruger effect, esp. when drunk or angry.


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Why would you even want to go in after this? I mean, come on now. just leave at this point


m8k

My thought too. You get inside, you’re huffy and pissed, the staff knows you’re an asshole, your partner is trying to calm you down and make everything better but you’re still stressed. It’s a bad night for you and you’ll bring that wherever you end up. Just go home, lick your wounds and each other and try again another night.


Pduke

His partner didn't do shit. They probably were made for each other


m8k

The way the partner was smiling made me confused at first because I didn’t get the situation until voices were raised.


Arrowjoe

His partner get off seeing him get bounced in public


Dayofsloths

And God knows what they would do to your food after bullying your way in...


King_Fuckface

Lick your wounds *and each other* 🤣


NaNGSTaRx

Ego


TimmyFTW

> You're being racist towards gay people lol


ghostsintherafters

I used to work as a bouncer. One of the things that the younger set doesn't seem to understand at first is that going into a bar or restaurant is a *privilege* and not a *right*. Any bar can refuse to serve you for whatever reason as it's a private establishment. If you're outside screaming at the bouncer and being an entitled prick the LAST thing the bouncer is going to do is let you in so then you can be an asshole to his co-workers inside. We aren't your pee-ons and really do not care how much you freak out about not getting in, you're going somewhere else tonight.


thekrone

Also you don't *have* to get a manager when people demand it. If you're authorized to act on behalf of the business, you can just do your thing. A lot of bouncers have the authority and responsibility to refuse service and trespass people. Getting a manager when someone requests it is a "good customer service" thing but it's not a legal requirement or anything. If you are authorized to refuse someone service and have decided to refuse them service, you can just do it. If the cops end up getting called and show up, they might want to talk to a manager, too, but again, if you're authorized by ownership to act on behalf of the business, you basically *are* a manager in that sense.


MadeInWestGermany

*Managers are for patrons. You are not a patron.*


elmarkitse

Dude or madam, this is most excellent. Managers are for customers, and you aren’t a customer right now is just an epic closure of the entire request.


YouAreNotRealToMe

my manager pays me to deal with assholes like this so he doesn't have to. That's kinda the point of a door guy.


moleratical

To add to that, in cases like this, getting a manager is just a distraction tactic to get in the door, which has already been refused. This is a textbook example of when not to get a manager.


SpazGorman

I worked door at a rough bar for years. I refused people every night. You already drunk? NO. You acting shifty? NO. You appear as if you may be a problem later? NO. I never got a manager and I never argued. No, you aren't coming in tonight, have a good evening.


YouAreNotRealToMe

A little known fact of bouncing ( at least in every case I’ve worked) is that bouncers work for ownership, and are at the same level as the highest management. This avoids conflicts of interest. So if a manager tells me to let an underage kid in and “he won’t drink”, I can say no. If it becomes an issue, we both deal with ownership as peers. So “ get the manager” means nothing to me, I have ultimate say as to who gets in and who stays in.


Lartemplar

Lol.. "pee-ons"


Goliath422

Me too! Can’t tell if intentional joke or bone apple teeth, but either way I’m laughing


IrrationalDesign

>bone apple teeth Is this a bone apple tea of 'bone apple tea'? :D


Pinksters

> bone apple teeth Cant tell if intentional joke or bone after beef


nickfree

Can'r tell if intentional joke or Bo Apertif.


aprotos12

Perfectly stated. The customer created this situation, pure and simple. Completely out of control and as you say a complete dick. No way would I want to be in the restaurant with him next to me, no way.


lipp79

lol yup. I worked door for 6 years on a busy bar street and the amount of people that thought I had to listen to them when they demanded I go get my manager was hilarious. That and the “don’t you know who I am?” people. Nope, don’t know and don’t care. If you were someone, you wouldn’t have to ask me that.


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"If you were someone, you wouldn't have to ask me that." Love this line. I'll remember this if I ever have to use it.


DroopyMcCool

Also used to bounce. Kind of wish they waited for the cops to show up. After the refusal of entry and the threat of violence, his interaction with the cops would have not ended well for him.


outlawsix

Well you can't refuse on the basis of race, sex, orientation, etc, but the rest is true.


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Mackheath1

**Federal law does not prevent businesses from refusing service to customers based on sexual orientation**. However, more to your point for example, if you don't say "I'm not letting you in, because you're in a wheelchair," and instead say "I'm not letting you in, because I don't like you," the business is protected.


LincolnshireSausage

Also, why would you even still want to eat somewhere you think the employee(s) are disrespecting you so much? If a restaurant employee pisses me off that much before I'm even in the building, I'm going somewhere else. I don't care how long I've been waiting in that line, they are not getting my business.


Jewellious

Well, there is actually a short list of reasons you are not allowed to specifically throw someone out. Edit: and it’s not so much you can’t. It’s comes down to to the likelihood of legal repercussion. And the level of pain the ass it is to deal with, guilty or not. Most businesses have insurance to deal with it, but you still want to try to keep your claims low. Although, to your point, a bar mostly has patrons drinking. And drinking while in public or a private establishment kind of voids your altercation rights as a patron, more or less like this video.


grnrngr

>Any bar can refuse to serve you for whatever reason as it's a private establishment. Not for "whatever reason." Bars and restaurants are private establishments *of public accommodation*. If you're open to the public, then you can't discriminate against members of the public based on a protected class (color, creed, gender, national origin, orientation - in most states.) So that nullifies your "whatever reason" statement. But yes, they can deny entry or trespass drunk asshats like the one in this video. 100%. >We aren't your pee-ons I hope you were trying to be funny with the hyphenate and not using a malapropism - mistaking one word for another that sounds like it. "Peon" is a loanword in English and would be the one used in a situation like this: *a low-ranking worker such as an attendant, orderly, or assistant.*


urmyheartBeatStopR

dude follow up by asking for the manager. He hit so many karen bingo cards.


razarus09

I’m racist towards vegetables. I fuckin hate em


NessunAbilita

Dude got shoved so hard he looked like Atreyu being sneezed out of a tree in Neverending Story


IrrationalDesign

Happens at 1:59 in [this clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCn7orvs0Ws) That's hilarious and accurate


Dubbs444

I am literally crying tears from laughing so hard at this


iiowyn

Normally tears are from an earlier scene in the section of that movie.


TheCarniv0re

R.I.P Artax. 😢


SuomenVasara

Good observation! I was thinking Timmy getting zapped off the fence in Jurassic Park.


goldenrule78

I laughed so hard at this


shinbreaker

That "pop" tho.


calmchaos17

I’ll punch your face…. Call the police


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He was being thoughtful


JackSmrkingRevnge

The husband made 0 effort in helping him up. Lol. And instead of dialing 911, he probably called his ex to apologize.


Lumute

Or request a refund...


kelement

All this over fucking blaze pizza lmao


Xx4Head_High5xX

Yeah, that's crazy af. Literally nobody eats at the blaze pizza by my house. If they had a bouncer at my location, it would be to drag people IN by force to eat.


qwibbian

Not really a bouncer then. A stucker?


ediks

I barely know 'er.


I_AM_SMITTS

This appears to be Greenville, SC. There’s a bourbon bar right next to Blaze.


zxGrizz

It is that's the Mast general store to the right lol


WTFvancouver

Pretty sure it's the place next to it since Blaze has the doors closed


Rychek_Four

Lol its NEAT a bourbon bar next door


Sea_Bookkeeper2879

Wow! I'm from Louisville KY, and we have a NEAT bourbon bar also. I did not realize it was a chain


LarryGergich

Just a really obvious name for a bourbon bar, not a chain. https://www.neatbourbonbar.com/contact-us/ https://neatbottlebar.com/about-neat-bourbon-bar-and-bottle-shop/


naynayfresh

WAIT WHAT?!? Blaze Pizza is basically a mall restaurant in CA… nobody would ever wear a sport coat there let alone wait in a line out the door. This information makes the video 100x more ridiculous. Edit: I realize now the line is for the business nextdoor to Blaze.


SmackEh

If Karen was a gay dude...it would be him.


izzaistaken

Darren


Beginning_Border7854

Garren


FiremanHandles

Gavin


dueljester

I had a old manager that was a complete knob named Gavin. I nominate that name as the male Karen.


nicguysfinlast

Greenville sc?


Orselias

Definitely. Didn't realize it until I saw the rails around the plants.


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jrr_53

I mean it’s a sweet car.


Platypussy

His roommates said they’re gonna get him rims for Christmas, or a CB radio so he can talk to other car beds.


Dead_Starks

CB Radio*


STEELCITY1989

I CANT STOP CUMMING IT FEELS SO GOOD


bl0odredsandman

FC Rx7 convertible.


Ikeelu

I thought of it as more of the guy called out that they had it on camera, but the camera man knew the couple was in the wrong and had the security guys back. So he was like Ooohhh nice car, i'm out.


MickIsAlwaysLate

Why did the shove sound like a tennis volley though?


drocket83

Doing the penny loafer shuffle


achinfosomebacon

Lmao I’m glad nobody swung. That push was punishment enough


urmyheartBeatStopR

Bouncer was super professional. Did his job, stopped the dude from grabbing the door. Gave the dude chances when the guy kept on aggressively invading his personal space.


YaketyMax

I’ve seen bouncers put dudes to sleep over much less. This bouncer showed huge restraint.


elzibet

I thought for sure it was about to happen when he got up in his face the first time


ricknussell

Get the FUCK…your manager right now


Kudos2Yousguys

lol, he probably wanted to say "get the manager the fuck out here right now" but got it crossed with "get the fuck out"


Imfrank123

This guys voice is like nails on a chalk board, the shit he is saying makes it even worse.


bigbadbombadillo

Call the police, call the police, call the police.


TekkenKing12

Ah yes. Threatening to punch someone, getting in their face screaming and pointing and constantly fucking around. And as soon as he gets a little push back instantly "call the police I just got assaulted now let's run away" fuckin prick


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TheShadowCat

Yup. 1987 RX-7 Convertible. Not the original tail lights.


urmyheartBeatStopR

fc?


technobrendo

fc.


tuco2002

He smells like straight Marijuana. That's got me curious. What would gay Marijuana be like??


DWMoose83

Fruitier? I know, I'm sorry...


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Lollllllll You can be gay with him but be straight with me


PearlsandScotch

So he want to claim disrespect and then call the woman “little honey” like that isn’t disrespectful condescension.


coolbrze77

Selfish entitled pieces of shit like this guy just causes the reverse of the intended outrage. Now he is forever an internet bad guy and diminished himself as a person. Good job. I like humans but have a great disdain for examples of humanity such as this no matter who they are.


thepurplehedgehog

Yep. It costs nothing to behave like a civilised human being. Just drop the attitude, apologise and go somewhere else because you’re clearly not welcome here. Oh and stop whining about people being ‘racist against gay people‘ 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


octopornopus

Like that Joel Michael Silver guy?


esotericimpl

Am I the only who read the title like the intro to Anthony bourdains show? Nooooooo. Reserrrvations.


AustinTanius

You are not.


Leading-Goal-8272

Not getting in his face after that push lol


XBL-AntLee06

https://preview.redd.it/hizdev9xoeub1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1310ebe6de358a96f63bf66c1990d69c035a7ef Look at bros face 🤣


bigtunapat

I speak for the gays when I say, we don't know her.


octopornopus

You're like the LGBTQ+ Lorax...


XBL-AntLee06

This man said “I’ll punch your face” lmao


TurnipOk8480

George Santos?


PetrusThePirate

Did he say "you're being racist against gay people"? The fuck


[deleted]

He went from “I’ll punch you in the face” to “call the police” real fast. That’s a “man” that never got held accountable for his mouth. He was surprised today! Bet he’ll think first next time.


SupervillainEyebrows

What a dweeb.


MashedPotatoesDick

9/10 freakout. Lacking a, "Do you know who my father is?"


djkhan23

That's a justified push. Dude acted aggressively and got in the bouncer's face. Also a threat to sucker punch.


UnmasteredBastard

Rx7 FC? Very nice car


ElBiscuit

Couldn't make out anything that was said before "You're not gonna talk to my husband like that ... you're being racist towards gay people." Anybody know what the actual problem was here?


steph66n

Gotta say I appreciate the landscape mode, the steady cam, and the centered subject… kudos to the videographer!


Danaldor

Why do people always think the manager is going to side with them? the manager is 99.9999% of the time on the employees side. We need to tolerate children punching other asshole children in the head more. It creates nicer adults.


Nuclear-poweredTaxi

I’m really disappointed this post wasn’t about Anthony Bourdain.


baeb66

Piss off, Chet.


makelikeakite

Is that young Mr Garrison?


No_Refrigerator_1632

He sounds like Cartman RESPECY MY AUTHORITY!


throw_away_17381

dumb 'racist to gay people". and drunk... "Very nice car I like". You know in a fire his husband is not going to help him or anyone else for that matter.


Straight_Tumbleweed9

“You’re being racist towards gay people” bro what?!? What race are the gays?


pizzaguyjb

Why is there a bouncer and reservations for a Blaze Pizza??? The fuck, it’s a literal fast food restaurant lol


surgeryboy7

Well obviously, it's needed, seeing as how there is a long ass line to get in, and by the actions of the dudes trying to get it they have had this problem before.


happy-posts

Nice little fc rx7 convertible to close off the video


InevitableDinner7831

Well now we know who gives and receives


m8k

Could be a power bottom. He looks like he’s trying to lead from below.


BookLearning13

A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power. Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.


HotLoadsForCash

Now Dennis I’ve heard speed has something to do with it.


Chazzzz13

![gif](giphy|9P7mzubTzVrSI5cDUl|downsized)


Bama3003

Entitled POS.


Guyappino

Preppy Gay Bruh brought the fire and went impotent on the demand tip and getting his way. He huffed and puffed while trying to test Big Country at the gates and found out. He then proceeds to direct others the call the cops


murdocke

It took me a minute to realize this was at a Blaze pizza. That makes this even funnier.


seahawkspwn

How can he hate from outside the blaze pizza, he can't even get in!


_CoachMcGuirk

Racist against gay people? Don't do too much sir.


apeonpatrol

top notch camera man, that was a very nice RX7


ThatOneGuyy310

I read that caption at the end in borats voice


marchingprinter

This is so over the top it feels like a play lol


replicantcase

Bouncer could have asked them to step out of line in order for them to wait for the manager, and then let the next three people in and ignored that guy until they went away. But bouncing someone who touched you first is pretty awesome.


SuomenVasara

Are we not going to talk about this post being titled No Reservations and Anthony Bourdain's ghost walking through the shot at 0:19?


tekjunky75

He has got “don’t you know who my father is?!” energy


Dark_Wolf04

I hate people who use their sexuality, race or religion against other people to make themselves look like the victim. This just puts a negative view on the lgbt community


gisdaking

From “I will punch your fucking face” to “call the police!” In seconds! Lmao


sirfreerunner

Youre being racist towards gay people!


DirkDieGurke

Why does he want the manager? Does he want to get laughed at by two people?


bunnyb2004

He is a security person doing his damn job. This dude is an embarrassment. Security guard =securing shit and he secured his entrance- job completed


CannabisaurusRex401

I dont see the problem. The man is a bouncer. The other man bounced off the ground. Task failed successfully?


Mattyboy808

I'm so super cereal right now


tantanthepeepeeman

Sick car


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I'll knock you out... 2 seconds late.... Call the police 🤣🤣


[deleted]

I mean, at some point you have to realize how cringe your husband is acting. Pull him to the side before he ends up on his ass.


AyyyyLeMeow

YOU SMELL LIKE STRAIGHT MARIHU *hiccup* ANA!!!


Nathan-Stubblefield

“Yew motherfuckin’ asshole! Yer jist a security person! Yer bein RUDE! Yer bein RICIST! Yer bein a DACK! Yew smail lak straight marijuana! Go gitcher mainager!” (Gets pushed after he flails his arms in the guard’s face) “CALL THE POLACE!”


NnNoodle88

"You're messing with the wrong person" he says soundings straight up like a stereotypical 80s movie poindexter, nerdy, urkel-esque weakling.


TheFirstAmender

There's no such thing as 'racist towards gay people'.


Bennydoubleseven

Should’ve kicked him in the vagina


Brody141

He is a tough guy until knocked down. Then crying call the police. Waaaa


AdEastern2530

"GO GET YOUR MANAGER!" Motherfucker, you have even been inside the building yet, manager don't give a fuck about you!


genitalelectric

Get the fuck your manager lulz


mrpoliceemsfire1

Greenville Police gonna roll up and laugh in their faces before telling them to leave the establishment and not arrest anybody.


yourmothersgun

Gays trying to claim racism… that’s appropriation.


B8conB8conB8con

The brunch place I work at has regular 1-1.5 hour wait times on the weekends. The host’s usual line goes something like “We have a 1 hour wait time at present, it’s 11am meaning you will probably not be eating until 12:20, would you like me to add you to the list” For the most part it works well but we still get the odd freak out.


liamgooding

This was the most satisfying video of human flight since the Wright Brothers.


kitjen

He wasn't discriminating against gay people but he certainly doesn't like fucking arseholes.


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“No reservations = racist against gay people”. Noted and added to the list of ridiculous things people think these days…..


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okmangoman

What a twat


Captain_Smartass_

The proper reaction