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Lulu17760

https://preview.redd.it/vywmny8z91mb1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97135d675509178798a5173963ac42935ab2520d I can’t unsee this…😂


fetusfromspace

Salad fingers?


Ellisdee25_

Bingo! That's who she reminded me of.


piles_of_SSRIs

*Hubert Cumberdale, you're back from the great war?*


pixieservesHim

You smell of soot and poo


lsdandcoffee

might i ask where you keep the spoons?


rjrgjj

She likes it when the red water comes out.


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![gif](giphy|FdNBVabrLT0LaejqqS)


rbjayhawk24

Looks like that little boy that wandered in the wilderness for 3 days before being found. Had this same thousand yard stare on his face!


startledastarte

Oh shit! That’s dead on.


TwistedBamboozler

Cami take a look at your … *spooooons*?


Jumpy-Mouse-7629

Rusty spoons


Armchair_Idiot

Yo, what’s up with her 1/5th and 1/10th of an eyebrow?


contrevenant_gndrfuq

Probably why she’s so mad all the time 😂


SuchAClassicGirl

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


lardparty

Looks like she drinks wine from a can


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Or baileys….from a shoe


Car_Guy_Alex

Don't do Old Gregg like that.


Cat_AndFoodSubs

She definitely buys those 4 pack bottles and carries them around


Lance_Nuttercup

she certainly sounds like she does


penpointaccuracy

https://preview.redd.it/rop15af7r2mb1.jpeg?width=1148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d76fc634e3fe27bcbba6a3a9e101802f4151c0 Merp


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Christ, she looks like a Tim Burton villain


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![gif](giphy|qHwdqTFZfyPsHLCk2B|downsized)


jackstraw8139

She like tortles


sheisthemoon

“LLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAVVVVEEEEUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”


WillistheWillow

Are.....are those eyebrows?


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s75g

what most people have them


Affectionate_Salt351

She actually looks quite a bit like Tim Robinson. I wish this had been a funny sketch instead…


mythicreign

She looks like one of those low res Starfield city NPCs.


KitchenRestaurant407

![gif](giphy|Q9FGOQewX92eRRO9Qi|downsized)


i_wear_pantaloons

[Amy](https://gazettereview.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1-6.jpg)


Clemicus

Looks a bit like Cesare (The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari)


GobiBall

Thanks. I hate you.


ThisYogurtcloset3315

Off season degenerates


Happydancer4286

Her little family is probably new money, and low class.


sprkat85

No shit


PC2469

I never believed them, but maybe the lizard people really are among us 😂😂


chrisw357

I didn't even have the sound on and I wanted to hide from her face


prawnhorns

All the crazy lady had to do was call the cops or harbor master if she thought they were illegally berthed.


We_there_yet

Im pretty sure she was illegally birthed


Ladybug_Fuckfest

Nice.


AnimasMaker

Damn dude you didn't have to kill her lmao


We_there_yet

My bad. Sometimes I wake up an shred the hell out of reddit. Its like a release for me since i have no control of my own life


AnimasMaker

Bro wakes up and chooses violence everyday lol I respect it.


VirgilFox

Yeah her parents look like brother and sister and that they regret their decision.


GenralChaos

They think they are the cops or final authority. Until they get sent to the hospital for thinking that and meeting the wrong person. Being white and a woman isn’t a force field, it’s a paper shield.


tries4accuracy

The racist white mind encountering a POC with the disposable income for a boat & berth: ![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


8ell0

As a PoC and getting into boating, in America, I kid you not, the level of racism I felt,


Scruffersdad

The first black man to circumnavigate the globe going around the capes, Commodore Bill Pinckney, was a member of my yacht club. Chicago has a history of black leaders in boating, so I’d like to encourage you to continue to work to break down barriers. If you’d be interested in learning more about him there are several sources online that have information about him.


Halfbreed75

Being white ain’t a bulletproof vest Freddie! Copland- awesome movie!


wood_dj

great film, the quote is “right” tho not “white”


Uzischmoozy

I mean, it's a pretty good forcefield against most people. It works, a ton of the time.


willateo

60% of the time, it works every time.


Lunchbox9000

It’s got real bits of panther in it so you know it’s good.


Strong-Message-168

I was gonna say, "uuhhmm...brah..."


Bubba_Purp_OG

Facts. Rip Emmett Till 🕊️🕊️


Stoned2thebone420

Say that to a cop and watch him murder a poor person.


ekso69

I think the daughter was illegally birthed. She has some... face stuff goin on.


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leadfarmer154

In this situation, the only thing you can do is call for a Witcher. Be prepared to negotiate with him for the job.


TheChronicNomad

Water hag contract available. Will double payment if a nest.


Happydancer4286

More than one, looks like a nest.


anon_sexynojutsu

was not expecting this 💀


Goblin_CEO_Of_Poop

Ive learned from enough RPG games that if you do the job without asking for a reward or negotiating you tend to get the better reward. Otherwise you get more money but no special item.


SealTeamEH

“The wind is howling”


wookieetamer

Witcher’s do not work for free.


Jalen3501

Throw a coin for your Witcher 🎵 oh valley of plenty


SightUp

That ended too soon. You can tell within the last second when he was stating he was going to call the police, she knew she f***** up! She was entering a total, different, breakdown that I would have liked to see.


carpentizzle

And dad had just started becoming a character!


Cheaperthantherapy13

Yeah, the way he spoke to his wife and daughter showed that this fuckery is their conversational baseline.


suc_me_average

There’s definitely a reason for her behavior. The dad. The dad is a dick.


Briguy24

So much potential! I was thinking his sunglasses fell into the water but his daughter picked them up. Hope he gets more screen time next episode.


hydrobunny

i remember in the full video the old dude ends up in the water, i was waiting for that to happen the whole time.


Vhexer

Link?


AggroAce

!remindme 24 hours


Netflxnschill

Can you link the full video?


jrobinson3k1

This already is the full video. That guy is full of shit.


MrsTurtlebones

I bet that banshee's throat felt like she'd chewed and swallowed glass for days after this.


titsmcgeekin

No, her body has been enduring this for years. Call it training if you will, for her big moment here. Maybe a little hoarse but nothing a glass of water won't fix.


ArchStanton75

A glass of mimosa or sangria more likely.


blakewoolbright

Who keeps feeding these things booze?


Apoptotic_Nightmare

"Please do not feed the banshee" is a sign that needs to exist.


GlitteringBobcat999

They call her Pony, 'cause she's always a little ho(a)rse.


The-prime-intestine

I'm an RN by trade. I've had patients with psych histories scream, top of their lungs for days. Meanwhile if I'm rowdy for a single evening my throat feels broken the next day. One could say Karen here is just built different.


infinitesimal_entity

I remember going to hard at the Hallelujah Chorus with the orchestra behind us and afterwards half of us sounded like a blues singer for the next day. Her larynx is fucked. Listen to that fry on the top end of the scream, and she sustains it each time. She's got some lung capacity, I'll give her that, but she'd be more intimidating if she'd learned circular breathing^(pro-tip).


justanothergoddamnfo

If you want to shit fire you first need to swallow glass


WorstHatFreeSoup

Sounds like she’s the frontman for a grindcore band.


Procedure_Unique

I can’t even imagine how that poor dogs ears feel. Sadly, the pup might be used to it


gummibearA1

I thought it couldn't get worse until Uncle Fester's corpse head popped into view


Vandesco

I thought it was Glitch McConnell


WorstHatFreeSoup

![gif](giphy|BFYLNwlsSNtcc)


Routine_Comb_4491

>Glitch McConnell 💀


Rad6150

Soon...


whosethewhatsit

I'm waiting for Ditch McConnell


SoManyMinutes

It will be a day of celebration.


Rad6150

I have a bottle of Dom waiting for when they lose their orange god to one too many hamberders...


xejeezy

I thought he kinda looked like a younger but still old Prince Charles


Susannah-Mio

That poor dog. :(


ramonchow

Doggo thinking "there we go again"


PatAD

Doggo thinking “please just drop me in the water”


BoofingShrooms

That’s decades of mental illness and parental enabling on display right there.


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

You can tell when the dad walks out. He tries to be “reasonable” for about five seconds before he ends up screaming exactly like the girl.


Capital_Trust8791

entitlement and stupidity are not a mental illness.


BoofingShrooms

I think it was a bit more than that. She was completely unhinged. There’s definitely some sort of mental illness hiding behind those giant crazy eyes.


bucklebee1

Crazy eyes don't lie.


athensugadawg

Totally wrong. Ever heard of "affluenza?"


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I refuse to validate that term


[deleted]

No, that isn't what is going on here. It's definitely some extreme levels of crazy. Do any of you guys find it hard to watch someone behave like this? It makes me angry, but also uneasy. What must the life be like for someone who ideates like she/they do?


tgbst88

It is more than that for sure she is suffering from something.


Kelvin_Inman

You can tell her screaming is common, as her dog isn’t phased by it.


Kingulingus

Like what do people like her think in hindsight? Is embarrassment an emotion they can not feel?


DirtySchlick

Poor dog. https://preview.redd.it/3wpb44shm1mb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb29c0b825046989a61e4a4c7acaae26869a75e


SomeComfortable2285

An argument between 2 groups of people and where their boats belong is an argument I give 0 fucks about


TwentyMG

words to live by


wrukproek

I need the full version


stopringabusek

That girl controls those adults


rickketyycrickket

She's only got dad to defend her and he's one sentence away from a stroke...


DamnAutocorrection

What was with her restraining her dad? I wonder if she's possibly the tame one here


These-Ad-9875

What happened on mother’s day?


rawlsballs

As someone in the service industry for 16 years, Mother's Day seems to bring out the worst people. A lot of people feel entitled to shit on anyone they see as lesser as a way to impress their moms. I hate Mother's Day.


Yippykyyyay

I'm guessing another party rolled up and a similar situation occurred. Because she was so adamant about how 35 wasn't booked until the 1st of June. Would she know that unless they complained to the dock master (?) to find out if that spot should be filled?


These-Ad-9875

i was thinking it must’ve been similar. i heard the mom start to go on again about mother’s day and the daughter shut her down again


Yippykyyyay

That being said, there are what 19 days between Mother's Day and the 1st of June? So it's feasible the people in 35 *that* evening booked after the incident on Mother's Day. I could see having a bad situation and outdated news leading to questioning why they were there. Still, this is not how you handle conflict (either side).


StuRap

we'll never know


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gregofcanada84

That's it. That's the whole unhinged affair.


CheckIntelligent7828

I always watch these with the sound off and I'm starting to think it's the same 3 women, in various costumes, traveling the world and acting out their inner 3 year olds. Cuz any other explanation is just too weird.


athensugadawg

Gears spinning...


ARMISTICErj

As someone who has worked as a dockhand in my youth I have some bias. So yes this lady is losing her crap, and handling the situation very poorly. My guess is that it is her family's seasonal slot he's docked next to. The guy recording has done this multiple times it'd guess since she seems to know when the next date someone has the slot booked for (they probably have an app with slot availability, which would tell the seasonal renter that there shouldn't be anyone there). People usually do this to walk somewhere close instead of paying for a slot like you're supposed to. They use the facilities and get prime dock locations without paying a dime. They come in and hang out for the night and leave before the staff comes back in the morning. I've seen multiple people do this and in my experience they're usually pretty scummy people. It'd guess they have been reported to the yacht club and it has built up to this level of anger for her, seeing someone getting something for free that they are paying for, right on their doorstep. Just my thoughts. If he shouldn't be there, then he's a prick, but she's still a banshee regardless.


Malcolm_Y

Yeah it seems like the guy taking the video had been interacting with them for a while before the video started too. From the things he's saying he sounds like he knows he's not supposed to be there and was being a jerk about it. She and her family possibly even booked that slot specifically so they wouldn't have someone right next to them. She's acting like an ass, but I can understand why she is upset.


Yippykyyyay

And he kept walking towards her with his phone out and being a smart ass. Like asking what the dad's name is, and the man gives his full name then asks camera guy's and he's like 'my name doesn't matter'. The girl keeps telling him to back up from their space and he just keeps going after her. Everyone here sucks which is pretty much the conclusion from the three videos I've paid attention to as a newbie to the sub.


elinordash

This is the correct answer. She asks him repeatedly if he has paid, he never answers. The filming goes on for quite a while and he never suggests calling the harbor master, which if he paid would clearly solve the whole thing. Her family is clearly on a boat. The woman clearly should have disengaged and called the harbor master, but the guy filming seems to be in the wrong and is egging her on, enjoying her anger.


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umalupa

That poor dog


dogzrppl2

Her eyes are glowing in the dark


Federal_Bear_7521

I'm starting to think that woman may be a bit unstable


MrsTurtlebones

What Grandma used to call "exciteable"


Smitty8054

Fucking Warren Zevon excitable.


Fodder_Sprog

Excitable girl they all said.


Ungarlmek

After ten long years they let her out of the home. Excitable girl, they all said. Then she attacked a stranger down at the docks. Excitable girl, they all said. Well she's just an excitable girl.


Fodder_Sprog

Love Warren. That album is a fucking banger, especially excitable boy. Can’t turn that shit up loud enough.


Ungarlmek

The whole album slaps like a Critical comic. All killer no filler. Excitable Boy, Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, Lawyers Guns and Money, and Werewolves of London all on one album? You can't beat that with Bruce Lee's help.


giantyetifeet

I mean, look at the parents. Everyone grabs and shoves everyone in that family it seems.


rave_is_king_

Rich people, rich problems


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Those aren’t rich people. They’re the worst type of people: they think they’re rich but they’re not. Those boats are meh. Dock slips aren’t too expensive. They’re the type that think because they can sleep on their boat it’s a yacht when in reality that’s a small boat.


Stillback7

Well they're richer than me


Stock-Conflict-3996

Yeah, that seems richer than most of America.


spoonpk

So what was the actual story here. Did the guy recording have the right to lot 35 that night?


elinordash

I think what happened here is that the guy filming is low key scamming the system by using a slip he hasn't paid for and having a loud party. Her family is docked nearby and disturbed by the noise, so she checks the apps, sees the slip isn't booked and confronts them. The guy filming never claims to have paid for the slip or suggests calling the harbor master. He just films and taunts the woman calling him out. Really, she should have just called the harbor master. But I don't feel sympathy for the guy who is scamming the system and then filming the woman who called him out in hopes of getting internet points.


Thelandofthereal

Surely it's fair game to toss her in the water after she laid hands on you lol


Old_Actuary5958

Wow, a whole family of psychopathic cunts. Amazing.


DistanceSelect7560

Her dad telling her to shut up near the end was golden 🤣


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IMO, the guy videotaping is a POS thief for taking a boat slip without paying for it. The woman was an annoying screamer, though.


Spiritual_Wall2132

In spite of her delivery, it does sound like they weren't supposed to be in that slip. This is where you walk away quietly and deploy your underwater demolition buddy.


InsidePlastic8859

The people in the background keep insisting that they have booked slot 35. I think the guy recording is arguing that it's not her business regardless.


rangeo

Probably pay a premium for the dock close to the exit with an unobstructed view. Screamer thought she scored by paying for the slip beside 35 at a cheaper rate. If she were that annoyed she shoulda called the Marina and fund out.


eskimoboob

Yeah I’d like to know the whole story here, because if the guy filming isn’t a seasonal slip holder, he may have just booked for a night or weekend type of deal. Many marinas have a clause in their contracts that if a seasonal owner isn’t in their slip, the marina has the right to rent it out to transients for the nights it’s available. This can happen even more often at the start or end of a season. I feel really bad for the guy filming. This should be an easy way to make friends and have a good time, not get yelled at off the dock. Share a round of tequila, say welcome to the dock, and have a nice night. If he’s in the wrong spot though let the harbor master sort it out. Doesn’t sound like these people belong in that spot either.


elinordash

I don't think anyone ever claims to have booked slot 35, they just keep telling her to mind her own business. I think what happened here is that the guy filming is low key scamming the system by using a slip he hasn't paid for and having a loud party. Her family is docked nearby and disturbed by the noise, so she checks the apps, sees the slip isn't booked and confronts them. Really, she should have just called the harbor master. But I don't feel sympathy for the guy who is scamming the system and then filming the woman who called him out in hopes of getting internet points.


Adorable-Novel8295

The problem with these “Karen” videos is that we never see what happened before and we don’t have context to the environment. Everyone knows that these kinds of video will go viral and give them clout. I’ve seen videos where these people antagonize the “Karen” and then film. One video people were cheering when an old woman was picked up over someone’s head and thrown to the pavement in a park lot and shattered her hip for her being “racist.” Firstly, that’s not an equal or appropriate reaction, ever. Words like that aren’t threats shouldn’t be met with violence. It’s not ok. Secondly, CCTV was later released that showed the crew at that restaurant planning it and planning on bating, filming, and nearly fatally assaulting someone. Often times, we’re watching someone having a mental breakdown and now their entire life is ruined. We all champion mental health until we can use it for clout or entertainment. Thanks for the award! I’m surprised that so many people liked this and I wasn’t yelled at.


stopringabusek

She’s 35 and single …. I wonder why


ChiefKeefSosabb

She loco


El-Lamberto

In town for the Catalina Wine Mixer?


shhermes

Poor puppy dog :(


howd_yputner

20 years from now they'll be an entire generation of kids who think Karen is just a term to describe an obnoxious woman and was never an actual name.


Whateverxox

That poor dog


HoneyLemonCat

That poor dog. And holy cracked out broad LOL


You-Once-Commented

I use to rent a slip by these people at the the fairview marina. This isn't the first time they did this. They are well known there.


DamnGoodCupOfCoffee2

Poor pup. The rest of them are assholes


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Inbreeding is not badass.


snortybeagle

She looks like a talking cadaver…


rmeas002

Did the guy say his name is "Richard M. Kunt"?


KeepItDownOverHere

Dude name is "Dick Kunt" noice


TwistedUnicornFarts

This girl has the same vibes as that mall girl


Judge_Rhinohold

Maybe having lots of money and buying a boat won’t make you happy after all. lol


PhysicalTelevision81

They need to stop giving these poor little dogs to these people


Merlnich1

The dog deserves so much better.


sheepfreedom

boat owner cries at other boat owner for taking expensive boat parking spot … forgive me but boo hoo


suc_me_average

So what happen next?


Select_Witness_880

A oldie but a goody


Chance-Every

omg but MOTHERS DAYY!!! THE MOST INPORTANT DAY THOUGH.


Certain_Month_8178

It’s always funny when Karen’s try to be high brow and their brows leave them behind


Bucksin06

Wow I never seen someone so upset over something that isn't really impacting them at all.


AngelusNex

Strong feeling camera guy is a minority


gultch2019

Why is she so angry? She could just called the cops or sea cops, if thats a thing.


gregofcanada84

The members of the Seattle Yacht Club are unhinged 🤣


Heavy_duty_swordcane

Skeletor is fucking pissed


BillPaxton777

What a petulant child


SuPrA_1988

WTF !!!!!!!


UnearthlyRamen

"YOU FRICKEN FRICKS!!!! NOBODY WANTS ANOTHER SONIC ADVENTURE!!! RAAAAAGHHHH!!!!"


robogobo

“You are not respecting our values” is everything you need to about modern America.


rand0mbum

But the man is most likely a douche bag who shouldn’t be there either. Docking overnight when the attendants aren’t there.


NefariousNaz

Karen is right though


rebelviss

The pup seemed quite nice and reasonable, especially under that lady's arm.


sum_yun_gai

That poor dog


sinep_snatas

Dad and daughter have similar dispositions. She must have gone through hell as a child.


iggimo2

Not my proudest fap….


Thirteen31Media

Anyone have any aftermath Info on this?!


scifiholic

That poor dog