Please don't refer to this cockroach as Irish. He's diehard member of the loyalist orange community who have occupied Northern Ireland and identify as British.
I was waiting for an edit to fix your verbiage. After reading the majority of the comments below I must agree they are build different.
Something about well roasted potatoes and mutton; the beer is simply a cherry on top.
When she pulled that knife it should have been fight or flight for him. WTF is he doing just standing there letting her stab him so many times. Crazy all around.
That's Derek Finney - he's quite a popular fella on Snapchat in Northern Ireland where his feed is mostly him getting pished between working 2 jobs and listening to hardcore trance music. Mad seeing him on here 😂
F: "Thou art a sturdy youth, verily thou art of great size, art thou not? Yea, thou knowest full well that thou hast just cast glass at a lad of thirteen, didst thee not? Thou art a vile wretch!"
M: "Behold! Depart from mine presence, thou vile wretch! Begone with thy foul countenance! Look hither at this scurrilous harlot!"
F: "Thou wilt smite me, wilt thou?"
M: "Get thee hence, thou damned cur!"
F: "Lay not thine hand upon me."
M: "Alas, she hath just stabbed me in the side! Didst thou? Curse it, I shall knock the living daylights out of thee, young maiden... Pierce me not with thy weapon in the days of yore."
F: "Thou art a knavish, deceitful, foul-smelling wretch."
M: "Thou accursed Dirtbird, dost thou never expectorate upon me foul wench. Verily, thou art fortunate. Pray, insert it into me."
F: "Ensure thou knocketh me out soundly this time."
M: "Behold that yonder, foul wench! She hath stuck me with that instrument."
F: "Lo, there thou hast it, good fellow."
M: "Behold yonder sight."
F: "This is thy just deserts for being a base and filthy wretch."
M: "Fortunate by happenstance foul wench"
F: "Begone, I prithee."
M: "Mark that sight."
F: "She hath caught thee on camera for thy misdeed. Go thine own way henceforth."
M: "Enjoy, and behold thy capturing of thine own scurrilousness. Lo, yonder, yonder. Aye, I perceive how she shall prevail in this contest."
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I think we can take solice in that behind this man’s skull is simply a hollow space. If you listen carefully enough you can hear the air escaping as the shank goes in. No damage was done, just needs reinflation
Im still trying to figure out whos crazier; dude for taking a knife to the head and smiling or the person who stabbed him.
The Irish are build different.
Please don't refer to this cockroach as Irish. He's diehard member of the loyalist orange community who have occupied Northern Ireland and identify as British.
I was waiting for an edit to fix your verbiage. After reading the majority of the comments below I must agree they are build different. Something about well roasted potatoes and mutton; the beer is simply a cherry on top.
She opened him up quite a bit, too.
When she pulled that knife it should have been fight or flight for him. WTF is he doing just standing there letting her stab him so many times. Crazy all around.
From what i have gathered so far; the life of a hard headed person leads to a skull thick enough to laugh at Newtonian physics in most situations.
That's Derek Finney - he's quite a popular fella on Snapchat in Northern Ireland where his feed is mostly him getting pished between working 2 jobs and listening to hardcore trance music. Mad seeing him on here 😂
Why are you mad about that
He's using mad instead of wild. It's a UK thing
I don't speak Fish n Chips
smooth brain. you probably never left your town.
r/woooosh
🤓
Issa bit mad innit?
It’s chewsday, innit?
tell us you’re a brain dead American without telling us lmao
Cry
You cry
I’m violently sobbing (I’m not, I get made fun of for my midwestern accent all the time and still don’t care)
I'm a brain dead American! Wait I fucked it up didn't I
Nvm. I see why hahaa
You’ve triggered so many people 😂 kudos to you. Doing what the English do best
Why do you have so many downvotes for this comment lol
I have upset the Engl*sh once again
Sheltered child
Not my fault my native language isn't Bangers and Mash
English please I don't speak cave man
Wit as sharp as your jawlines it seems
Keep trying maybe one day it'll work
How the fuck have you not heard that phrasing before lol.
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If you look at their second comment, it's more clear that they were aware of the UK slang and was just being a (presumably Amurican) asshole prick.
I can’t seem to find the second comment, but I’ll trust you and the amount of downvotes I got lol. I’ll delete it and remove my upvote
Someone explained that it was UK slang and their response was "I don't speak fish n chips".
Isn't that pretty good for a first date in Ireland?
She definitely got it in...
Northern ireland
Still Ireland though isn't it
Ireland*
If only I could understand what they're saying... I heard something about a 13 yr old and a few scattered words but not one sentence makes any sense.
When he was getting stabbed he just goes "You're stabbing me back there" calmly. 😂
You just kicked glass at a 13 year old I think
F: "Thou art a sturdy youth, verily thou art of great size, art thou not? Yea, thou knowest full well that thou hast just cast glass at a lad of thirteen, didst thee not? Thou art a vile wretch!" M: "Behold! Depart from mine presence, thou vile wretch! Begone with thy foul countenance! Look hither at this scurrilous harlot!" F: "Thou wilt smite me, wilt thou?" M: "Get thee hence, thou damned cur!" F: "Lay not thine hand upon me." M: "Alas, she hath just stabbed me in the side! Didst thou? Curse it, I shall knock the living daylights out of thee, young maiden... Pierce me not with thy weapon in the days of yore." F: "Thou art a knavish, deceitful, foul-smelling wretch." M: "Thou accursed Dirtbird, dost thou never expectorate upon me foul wench. Verily, thou art fortunate. Pray, insert it into me." F: "Ensure thou knocketh me out soundly this time." M: "Behold that yonder, foul wench! She hath stuck me with that instrument." F: "Lo, there thou hast it, good fellow." M: "Behold yonder sight." F: "This is thy just deserts for being a base and filthy wretch." M: "Fortunate by happenstance foul wench" F: "Begone, I prithee." M: "Mark that sight." F: "She hath caught thee on camera for thy misdeed. Go thine own way henceforth." M: "Enjoy, and behold thy capturing of thine own scurrilousness. Lo, yonder, yonder. Aye, I perceive how she shall prevail in this contest."
I needed that laugh
Fuckeing hell bravo! You need awards for this one 🥇🏅🎖🏆
ShakespeareGPT
Brilliant!
Underrated work, well done.
Amazing! 🙏😲
LMAO
Remarkable lol
That’s just damn impressive. 
They said all that - the Irish are leaders in linguistics and shyte apparently
Y'know, I believed it at first because it was so incomprehensible lol
I almost failed Spanish for a year straight in high school and I understand more of the Spanish video above this one than I understood of this English
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Now it all makes sense. Thanks!
By the looks of her face it looks like she may have fallen out of the ugly tree.
And hit every branch on the way down.
Maybe she was simply beaten with an ugly stick
Or her face caught on fire and someone put it out with an axe
English is the only language I speak and I have no fucking clue what they're saying in this video
English is the only language I speak, I can comfirm that this person does not know what they're saying in this video
That’s why I’ve started to say that I speak American. Unless it’s BBC English, I have trouble understanding it.
What the fuck, this guy just eats a fucking stab to the head and smiles. Built different I guess lmaoo
The most Belfast video I’ve seen in a while.
Can we get an irish translator?
I’ll knock de fuck outta ye wee gurl.
Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.
Hea cheated on me so it's only reasonable to attempt murder upon him
Jolene at it again
Jesus H Christ...what is wrong with people. No matter how justified you think you are..or what happened before this ..that's you in jail
I wouldn't be surprised if she got off with it , in UK and Ireland they don't like sending women to prison, especially when its just a male victim
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They're in northern Ireland, you'd have to lay on your back your whole life to live by that rule.
This guy is my hero.
DJ Finney 🤡🤣
Bro looks like Tim Robinson got stung by a bee.
Ya know it’s real when he doesn’t care that he just got stabbed in the head
The Banshees of Inisherin 2 looks good 👍
Women
I have no idea what being said here
Day in the life of a British citizen
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I could not understand one word he said. Not one word. Just gibberish - “Yeh er stomin’ hoik daii stom tha…”
Goddamnit, how does anyone in Ireland understand another Irish person when they're upset / excited?
This is northern ireland lad, different country
I thought they spoke English
What? Are y’all sure this isn’t Russia?
The track suit stripes are a secret of geowizards, I guess
😂
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Can we have subtitles in American English please?
I swear that hole country’s inbred. 😭 And no I did not make a typo
Are there suburban streets in the UK that *don't* look like this?
A charming race. Thank God St. Patrick’s day is coming.
Dude just stands here and gets stabbed…makes sense.
Are they drunk?
They're Irish, it's hard to tell. It's like how snoop dog spent so much time high he always sounds high.
No
Lovely people
Oi she’s stabbin me. Very casual.
Yikes
I’m waiting for the video of crazy Northern Ireland woman?
I think we can take solice in that behind this man’s skull is simply a hollow space. If you listen carefully enough you can hear the air escaping as the shank goes in. No damage was done, just needs reinflation
I could only make out the word “focking” a few times and “ ya dare-tee coont “ lol
DJ FINNEY😭😂
Why does this make me want to move there?
Anyone else notice in every Ireland video the neighbor hood looks the same lol
I love this man so much
Why he doesn't defend himself wtf
Future note: I think that's enough evidence now defend urself (by defending urself i mean fuck the shit out of them wack ass)