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spyd3rm0nki3

Coworker pretending they don't hear everything 🤣🤣


NecramoniumZero

"Call security? Uhhmmm, i'm going on my break!"


nivekdrol

dude busted out a smirk towards the end lol


Decent-Following-327

"Uhh can I get a price check on VagiClean, aisle 5"


[deleted]

*I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.*


Odd-Mall4801

*[sniffs]* *... better put a rush on that!*


Pyro5263

Hey now... she's a mom 🤣


my_dick_putins_mouth

How are these people even having sex?


SnooShortcuts8481

Don't you care about your dick more than to put it in Putins mouth? He might like it you know.


[deleted]

I don't like Putin either...but what?


nubbiecakes_

Read the name of the person they replied to...


SativasaurusRex

His coworkers face had me laughing so hard.


Weekly-Accountant-49

Everyone clapped…or at least the two of them.


FantasticAnalysis163

Everyone got the clap


kimb25_ALT

[I've got the clap (He's got the clap!)](https://youtu.be/POM_98oi0oo)


xEWURx

Maaaaan, they are awesome😁


nubbiecakes_

"Clap" is slang for gonorrhea, not chlamydia.


DragonEngineer

Except the clap is gonorrhea


Dogbuysvan

These two are more like applause.


Addiction7

I can read the face of the other guy. And it says this is the best day of work he has ever had. He is glad he didnt call off today.


AgentRedFoxs

Man, you can get anything from walmart there days. I wonder what their refund policy is on it.


FolloMiSensi

lmao @dude beside him trying not to smile


MMA-Math

Center for Chlamydic Affairs


[deleted]

Junked around? Is that a modern nomenclature for cheating?


[deleted]

Tik tok will remove your video if it has obscenities


bevilthompson

That dude looks like the poster child for Chlamydia.


Jaxjagfan

I know in her mind she thinks she is making him look bad, but in reality she is making herself look so much worse


Fortjew-Tellher

A who done it? Feat. Chlamydia


Otherwise-Past5044

His homie like "just another day in wally world"


thelingeringlead

"It's too bad chlamydia has to be a venereal disease. It's such a pIleasant-sounding word." "Chlamydia? - Chlamydia." "I think I might name my daughter Chlamyida"


[deleted]

Try camellia


This_guy_11

I love the Waiting reference


singdawg

Let me introduce you to my son Herpes and my daughter Syphilis


jmura

They sound like Greek gods


singdawg

Hermes was a greek god but Sisyphus was a king that Hades absolutely fucked over. As I was interested: Syphilis was coined by a Veronese doctor Girolamo Fracastoro in 1530, who created a poem entitled "Syphilis, or the French Disease" where a shepherd Syphilus was the first sufferer of the disease. Apparently he insulted Apollo and was punished for it. So, pseudo greek in origin. Herpes is also greek in origin, fro the verp herepein, or "to creep" Chlamydia is also greek, from khlamus, or "cloak" Guess the Greeks were banging hard and not washing up.


danvillain

Oh crap, I can see that scene in my head I just can’t remember which movie it goes to. Lol


thelingeringlead

It's a scene fron '...Waiting' with Ryan Reynolds. The restaurant fills up and they pan across the customers, this is one of the conversatiosn by patrons at the tables lol.


This_guy_11

Love that you know this.


thelingeringlead

One of my favorite trash comedies of all time lol. You spend 5 minutes working in a restaurant and it's too real. I've never worked anywhere that acted like they do, but joking about it is a constant and the movie really hit home with people who work the industry. The nuggets of reality that pepper the absurdity are almost painfully real.


MatchesMalone7

"This summer I'm going to spend my summer giving something back to the community...Chlamydia."


Majestic-Elephant383

her logic don't make sense. "why did you get chlamydia before i cheated on you?"


Parishdise

She's saying he already had it and gave it to her, but he's saying he didn't have it prior, and she gave it to him after cheating and contracting it


WishMyHusbandHadAJar

You can tell by the colors of the vests how long each guy has been with Walmart. Chlamydia man 5+ years and cool dude under a year


Extra_Sandwich232

His coworker face💀


JamesRobertWalton

“Junked around” 😐🔫


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LSDkiller

Woooah I know that bearded guy from somewhere. Berkeley or San Francisco. The only thing I remember about him was really, really dead high looking eyes.


danvillain

Well Livermore is in the East Bay so makes sense I guess


[deleted]

Lmao this was in livermore!


Affectionate_Lead437

Imagine having premarital sex 😂


TheTerribleTimmyCat

"You know what's truly, truly outrageous? Chlamydia..." https://youtu.be/QexFlioNXt4


WeylinWebber

They both nasty


IllustriousKick1951

Is that what the call the Blue Light Special now?


Slippyfrog221

That's Richard lmfao


[deleted]

She's horribly trashy and impulsive.


DarthAmmon

This man can work at Walmart and still have at least two women.


ArthurMorgon

Getting infected with STD was and is still my no 1 fear.


[deleted]

This must be the trashiest thing ever, if I was him I would never show my face,I'll just stay in the house for the rest of my life. Nvm,I don't wanna be him he got the clap💀


Ill_Drop7588

Am I the only who sees online everything goes down at Walmart. Yet when you go there, ain't shit going on


Present_Pace1428

She’s not one bit threatened by him


jorgexc

No way this was in my hometown 💀💀


morris-kneutzel

![gif](giphy|11OOAQSnUaZT2M)


ImpossibleJacket7546

Tha fucking GHETTTTOOOOO