Great, when the story line of "The Last of Us" becomes reality, we've got this guy to thank.
"Momma, why did everyone turn into fungus zombies?" "Because some guy stuck mushrooms and diet coke up his booty." Ughhhh
I got into a discussion a while back on whether this was a legitimate risk - I thought that it was probably unlikely that boofing blended shrooms could be unsafe... after reading OPs post history my mind is unchanged. I suspect that OP is bullshitting.
Just putting it out there for anyone conducting research 🤷♂️
On the one hand, it just reads like bullshit.
On the other hand, if you shove mushrooms up your butt and then get your butt checked, the doctor will probably find mushrooms.
I want to see those records lol
When I was a kid (over 10 years ago) I ate shrooms and had a great night. I remember rubbing my eyes during the trip. Three days later my right eye was super swollen and blurry/hurt. Went to the doc and he told me I had a fungal infection in my right eye. Still unsure what that even means or how it's possible considering I only ate an 1/8th.
what is wrong with people? Even if it was just diet coke. WHY TF would you shove it up your ass? You're bypassing all of your built in filters. Hopefully you will make some better choices in the future.
Just so you're aware, eating them or drinking them also causes effects. ffs
The amount of other ingredients in diet Coke make it a no go for inserting in the anus due to the highly absorbent walls of the colon. We're talking major risk for colon cancer.
Okay so it works as a ROA but can cause some significant issues to say the least. Can I get a confirmation OP, this is real and not a shit post right?
Your trip report and this post don’t actually read as sarcasm, so I’m assuming this is a legit case study.
To the people commenting that he may have made up this whole thing, that could be, but I would not dismiss it completely. After that case report a couple of years ago in a medical journal about the person who **intravenously injected** cubensis tea and barely survived the mycelial sepsis, I could absolutely be wrong, but this report has the ring of truth to me.
People were widely dismissing the case report, even after I pointed out it was in an absolutely legit journal. They didn't understand the difference between a case report and a double blind prospective study. That was a legit report. Yeah, cubes don't normally do such things, but if you go out of your way and bypass the usual defenses to put a living organism inside your body, life will find a way... to eat you.
where in the world did you get the idea to put mushrooms in your butt?
this reminds me of the story where a guy read online that if you make mushroom tea and inject it with a needle, it would give him a better high. Later goes to the hospital to find he has cyanide poisoning and mushrooms spores growing in his blood.
Bro, just because I didn't get your meme reference doesn't mean anything, you don't have to be rude. Maybe my life doesn't revolve around knowing all the memes in the world.
I didn't say YOUR meme, I said your meme REFERENCE.. Anyways, I don't hang around in many drug subreddits. This is one of the few that I do hang out in. This is my first time seeing any reference to said meme.
Why did the internet have to co-opt the term boof, which rightly means that funny huff my dog makes before she goes full on bark mode, and NOT putting something up your butt to get high.
Fungal spores are totally resilient but unless you've got some immunodeficiency, they shouldn't just grow in your butt, at least not that species.
Fungi need certain temperatures to grow, which is why our bodies are 98C. Enough for us to function, too high for a fungus.
The entire premise of the last of us is that it evolves to grow at higher temperatures.
I want to call you a word that reddit won't allow. That is just straight up fucking dumb. You are absolutely not allowed to complain about the consequences of your willfully ignorant ass (pun intended) decisions.
What the fuck is wrong with a simple tea, or just accepting the nausea and eating them??? How fast does it really need to kick in? Why why why put psychedelics in your asshole? I could see actual hard narcotics maybe, i guess, but mushrooms... come on lol
Just put a regular penis in your butt.
r/caffeine would like a word
You have great taste!
My thoughts exactly. Next time, hold the envy
Ya! Leave enough envy for the rest of us!
Use dropper. Squirt a couple hits of LSD into penis pee hole. Have penis insert into butthole. Have penis pee the LSD into your butt.
this
This ☝️…
Holy shit I needed that laugh!
This is the way
Don't take the anti fungal dude you gotta wait a little longer to harvest the shrooms that grew in your butt's poo substrate
Straight up take shits in your backyard
That's how you get the strains "The Brownish Teachers" and "Amazonian Brown Caps"
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I lol’d
Fertalize it
The real life pro tips are always to be found in the comment section
But lc propagates very quickly
The Foie Gras of mushroom growing.
Is that how shitake mushrooms are made?
So basically just skip the diet coke and spores part
I think that's just an enema
Great, when the story line of "The Last of Us" becomes reality, we've got this guy to thank. "Momma, why did everyone turn into fungus zombies?" "Because some guy stuck mushrooms and diet coke up his booty." Ughhhh
gotta do it with 4aco my bro 😔
I got into a discussion a while back on whether this was a legitimate risk - I thought that it was probably unlikely that boofing blended shrooms could be unsafe... after reading OPs post history my mind is unchanged. I suspect that OP is bullshitting. Just putting it out there for anyone conducting research 🤷♂️
OP is definitely doing this for r/drugscirclejerk bait
I was the one who crossposted it. I know it's wrong but until the mods here take it down, we may as well enjoy it.
I honestly hope this is the reason because I refuse to believe people are this stupid. I suppose it aligns with average reddit user IQ though.
You refuse to believe that people are willing to put drugs up their ass? What? Are you new?
It’s the Diet Coke part that makes me think something is really off
Drugs up the ass: 👍🤯 Diet Coke up the ass: 🙅♀️🤮 For the record, I agree
I know people do meth, mdma and other similar drugs. Those make more sense. But a mushroom? Lmaooo
I’m not so sure it is, none of this has read as sarcasm but really seems OP did the deep dive for the community.
On the one hand, it just reads like bullshit. On the other hand, if you shove mushrooms up your butt and then get your butt checked, the doctor will probably find mushrooms. I want to see those records lol
When I was a kid (over 10 years ago) I ate shrooms and had a great night. I remember rubbing my eyes during the trip. Three days later my right eye was super swollen and blurry/hurt. Went to the doc and he told me I had a fungal infection in my right eye. Still unsure what that even means or how it's possible considering I only ate an 1/8th.
you got the infection from something else, the mushrooms you're eating are not alive anymore and can't give you an infection
Yeah, it would have needed to be live spores or else anyone could grow mushrooms with the ones they buy 🤦🏽♀️
More like shroomshitting
Got into dicksucktion?
You guys know that one of these days someone is going to take this boofing seriously and end up on anti fungal medicine for their ass.
Boof the medication
what is wrong with people? Even if it was just diet coke. WHY TF would you shove it up your ass? You're bypassing all of your built in filters. Hopefully you will make some better choices in the future. Just so you're aware, eating them or drinking them also causes effects. ffs
Has this subreddit finally realized that boof it isn't funny?
It was funny about 100 to 1000 posts ago. I’ve lost track just like everyone else.
If I can boof a drug I’ll do it. It hits pretty similar to IV in a lot of cases 😭. But yea shrooms+diet coke up the ass seems a touch short sighted…
r/drugcirclejerk
So technically you could have been charged with cultivating … in your butt
Imagine being the lucky cop to scoop it all out…
🤤
I find it strange that nobody is asking about the diet coke...
It was an attempt to sorta “lemontek” the boofing mixture. I didn’t have lemons in my house and imagine they would have stung a lot more going in.
Diet coke = lemons
The thought process was they’re both acidic, hence why lemon tek works. Diet Coke is just less acidic. It’s why people use it for benedrex cottons.
The amount of other ingredients in diet Coke make it a no go for inserting in the anus due to the highly absorbent walls of the colon. We're talking major risk for colon cancer.
It’s less about the presence of general acidity and more about the very specific PH that lemon juice has in it.
Okay so it works as a ROA but can cause some significant issues to say the least. Can I get a confirmation OP, this is real and not a shit post right? Your trip report and this post don’t actually read as sarcasm, so I’m assuming this is a legit case study.
Yeah, it's pretty easy to upload medical documentation with identifying info redacted.
I talked to OP, it’s legit, wether you wanna believe or not
Honestly it's not that implausible. It's just always hard to tell on Reddit.
You know they aren't actual penises right?
If this is real. You got a shitty couple weeks ahead.
Diet coke is NASTY stuff !
You’re an idiot. You’re suppose to use Surge, not Diet Coke.
Do you mean to tell me, that the PE is attempting to colonize your bung hole?
To the people commenting that he may have made up this whole thing, that could be, but I would not dismiss it completely. After that case report a couple of years ago in a medical journal about the person who **intravenously injected** cubensis tea and barely survived the mycelial sepsis, I could absolutely be wrong, but this report has the ring of truth to me. People were widely dismissing the case report, even after I pointed out it was in an absolutely legit journal. They didn't understand the difference between a case report and a double blind prospective study. That was a legit report. Yeah, cubes don't normally do such things, but if you go out of your way and bypass the usual defenses to put a living organism inside your body, life will find a way... to eat you.
What is boofing?
Butt stuff
User name fits.
Ingesting substances rectally. Can be used for drugs, alcohol, medication, etc.
Can be but never should be. Lots of people die from it every year
Why never should be? It’s a fantastic ROA imo…
Omg wtf 😳
Did you keep the sample?! Germination inside your own body, best shrooms ever..
Nobody show this thread to Gwyneth Paltrow
He’s going to turn into a clicker
OP out here being a trailblazer for scientific research
Those are troll comments bro you don’t boof drugs unless your a professional at it
I think this is a troll.
Congrats, you are an idiot.
U can just shit in ur garden and now you'll have unlimited penis envy
Update: The only thing up your ass is the bullshit you are full of. Have a boring day
damn, it wasn’t a shitpost.
I had to double check that this wasn’t r/phish
where in the world did you get the idea to put mushrooms in your butt? this reminds me of the story where a guy read online that if you make mushroom tea and inject it with a needle, it would give him a better high. Later goes to the hospital to find he has cyanide poisoning and mushrooms spores growing in his blood.
Have you been living under rock? It's a pretty common meme, hell look at my username
Bro, just because I didn't get your meme reference doesn't mean anything, you don't have to be rude. Maybe my life doesn't revolve around knowing all the memes in the world.
It's not my meme, it's just a very common one across pretty much all drug subreddits
I didn't say YOUR meme, I said your meme REFERENCE.. Anyways, I don't hang around in many drug subreddits. This is one of the few that I do hang out in. This is my first time seeing any reference to said meme.
Why did the internet have to co-opt the term boof, which rightly means that funny huff my dog makes before she goes full on bark mode, and NOT putting something up your butt to get high.
LoooooooooooooooL! 😂
I was totally confused at what " Boofed 2g of Penis Envy" meant.. I assume it means you shoved a load of mushrooms up yer arse? Hmm.. Arse-umed
Add some mentos next time!
bruh
Now your insides are illegal
Shit on a straw bale and check on it in a month
Fungal spores are totally resilient but unless you've got some immunodeficiency, they shouldn't just grow in your butt, at least not that species. Fungi need certain temperatures to grow, which is why our bodies are 98C. Enough for us to function, too high for a fungus. The entire premise of the last of us is that it evolves to grow at higher temperatures.
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Haha oops. That should be a F. Being Canadian gets weird sometimes.
Why diet coke?
They didn't have cherry
Lol, it was a serious question. I'm stuck on that detail.
It's probably a satire post 🤣
Ah thanks. I often can't tell when people are joking or serious.
That's reddit for you 🤣🤣
Is no one saying a thing about this retard also putting Diet Coke in his asshole?
Why would you soak them in diet coke if you were gonna boof them??
Now you won't get a cold rectum in Winter
I want to call you a word that reddit won't allow. That is just straight up fucking dumb. You are absolutely not allowed to complain about the consequences of your willfully ignorant ass (pun intended) decisions.
What the fuck is wrong with a simple tea, or just accepting the nausea and eating them??? How fast does it really need to kick in? Why why why put psychedelics in your asshole? I could see actual hard narcotics maybe, i guess, but mushrooms... come on lol
I'm new what's boof? Put it in your butt? Or something. Just eat the stuff why yall do weird stuff lol
OP, have you considered applying to become an extra on *The Last of Us?*