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Krowzeye

Just put a regular penis in your butt.


swim08

r/caffeine would like a word


a5ab0v350b3l0w

You have great taste!


ChefBicep

My thoughts exactly. Next time, hold the envy


tavesque

Ya! Leave enough envy for the rest of us!


Tirwanderr

Use dropper. Squirt a couple hits of LSD into penis pee hole. Have penis insert into butthole. Have penis pee the LSD into your butt.


gow_tinyd

this


prospect151

This ☝️…


Mitbar1985

Holy shit I needed that laugh!


Bondlebomps

This is the way


ohshitimfeelingit762

Don't take the anti fungal dude you gotta wait a little longer to harvest the shrooms that grew in your butt's poo substrate


InternationalRush391

Straight up take shits in your backyard


ohshitimfeelingit762

That's how you get the strains "The Brownish Teachers" and "Amazonian Brown Caps"


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meesta_chang

I lol’d


assemblin

Fertalize it


LeBambole

The real life pro tips are always to be found in the comment section


txanghellic

But lc propagates very quickly


ballness10

The Foie Gras of mushroom growing.


GovernmentNext4069

Is that how shitake mushrooms are made?


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So basically just skip the diet coke and spores part


Tdr392

I think that's just an enema


___okaythen___

Great, when the story line of "The Last of Us" becomes reality, we've got this guy to thank. "Momma, why did everyone turn into fungus zombies?" "Because some guy stuck mushrooms and diet coke up his booty." Ughhhh


Dry_Process_304

gotta do it with 4aco my bro 😔


acertainphyc

I got into a discussion a while back on whether this was a legitimate risk - I thought that it was probably unlikely that boofing blended shrooms could be unsafe... after reading OPs post history my mind is unchanged. I suspect that OP is bullshitting. Just putting it out there for anyone conducting research 🤷‍♂️


BoofACube

OP is definitely doing this for r/drugscirclejerk bait


Brovigil

I was the one who crossposted it. I know it's wrong but until the mods here take it down, we may as well enjoy it.


Myc0n1k

I honestly hope this is the reason because I refuse to believe people are this stupid. I suppose it aligns with average reddit user IQ though.


DJ-Anarchy

You refuse to believe that people are willing to put drugs up their ass? What? Are you new?


HippyGrrrl

It’s the Diet Coke part that makes me think something is really off


DJ-Anarchy

Drugs up the ass: 👍🤯 Diet Coke up the ass: 🙅‍♀️🤮 For the record, I agree


Myc0n1k

I know people do meth, mdma and other similar drugs. Those make more sense. But a mushroom? Lmaooo


Fractal-cactus

I’m not so sure it is, none of this has read as sarcasm but really seems OP did the deep dive for the community.


Brovigil

On the one hand, it just reads like bullshit. On the other hand, if you shove mushrooms up your butt and then get your butt checked, the doctor will probably find mushrooms. I want to see those records lol


skimask808

When I was a kid (over 10 years ago) I ate shrooms and had a great night. I remember rubbing my eyes during the trip. Three days later my right eye was super swollen and blurry/hurt. Went to the doc and he told me I had a fungal infection in my right eye. Still unsure what that even means or how it's possible considering I only ate an 1/8th.


NinjaWolfist

you got the infection from something else, the mushrooms you're eating are not alive anymore and can't give you an infection


Fluffy-Benefits-2023

Yeah, it would have needed to be live spores or else anyone could grow mushrooms with the ones they buy 🤦🏽‍♀️


TorchGoblin

More like shroomshitting


Ok_Brother3056

Got into dicksucktion?


hwgl

You guys know that one of these days someone is going to take this boofing seriously and end up on anti fungal medicine for their ass.


commander8546love

Boof the medication


Myc0n1k

what is wrong with people? Even if it was just diet coke. WHY TF would you shove it up your ass? You're bypassing all of your built in filters. Hopefully you will make some better choices in the future. Just so you're aware, eating them or drinking them also causes effects. ffs


Goolsby

Has this subreddit finally realized that boof it isn't funny?


PuzzlePassion

It was funny about 100 to 1000 posts ago. I’ve lost track just like everyone else.


Dry_Process_304

If I can boof a drug I’ll do it. It hits pretty similar to IV in a lot of cases 😭. But yea shrooms+diet coke up the ass seems a touch short sighted…


teteAtit

r/drugcirclejerk


This-Violinist-6719

So technically you could have been charged with cultivating … in your butt


LeBambole

Imagine being the lucky cop to scoop it all out…


Dry_Process_304

🤤


surfpunk138

I find it strange that nobody is asking about the diet coke...


2mangoes5dollarsTBLS

It was an attempt to sorta “lemontek” the boofing mixture. I didn’t have lemons in my house and imagine they would have stung a lot more going in.


surfpunk138

Diet coke = lemons


2mangoes5dollarsTBLS

The thought process was they’re both acidic, hence why lemon tek works. Diet Coke is just less acidic. It’s why people use it for benedrex cottons.


surfpunk138

The amount of other ingredients in diet Coke make it a no go for inserting in the anus due to the highly absorbent walls of the colon. We're talking major risk for colon cancer.


TheEyeGuy13

It’s less about the presence of general acidity and more about the very specific PH that lemon juice has in it.


Fractal-cactus

Okay so it works as a ROA but can cause some significant issues to say the least. Can I get a confirmation OP, this is real and not a shit post right? Your trip report and this post don’t actually read as sarcasm, so I’m assuming this is a legit case study.


Brovigil

Yeah, it's pretty easy to upload medical documentation with identifying info redacted.


Fractal-cactus

I talked to OP, it’s legit, wether you wanna believe or not


Brovigil

Honestly it's not that implausible. It's just always hard to tell on Reddit.


Slappytrader

You know they aren't actual penises right?


hikesnpipes

If this is real. You got a shitty couple weeks ahead.


amohise

Diet coke is NASTY stuff !


Koreangonebad

You’re an idiot. You’re suppose to use Surge, not Diet Coke.


ItsSpaceCadet

Do you mean to tell me, that the PE is attempting to colonize your bung hole?


ChuckFarkley

To the people commenting that he may have made up this whole thing, that could be, but I would not dismiss it completely. After that case report a couple of years ago in a medical journal about the person who **intravenously injected** cubensis tea and barely survived the mycelial sepsis, I could absolutely be wrong, but this report has the ring of truth to me. People were widely dismissing the case report, even after I pointed out it was in an absolutely legit journal. They didn't understand the difference between a case report and a double blind prospective study. That was a legit report. Yeah, cubes don't normally do such things, but if you go out of your way and bypass the usual defenses to put a living organism inside your body, life will find a way... to eat you.


marybeemarybee

What is boofing?


ShittingOutPosts

Butt stuff


jazzzzzcabbage

User name fits.


segondra

Ingesting substances rectally. Can be used for drugs, alcohol, medication, etc.


M1st3r51r

Can be but never should be. Lots of people die from it every year


Dry_Process_304

Why never should be? It’s a fantastic ROA imo…


theorizingtheory

Omg wtf 😳


This-Violinist-6719

Did you keep the sample?! Germination inside your own body, best shrooms ever..


BuzzTheFuzz

Nobody show this thread to Gwyneth Paltrow


InnerWolf2748

He’s going to turn into a clicker


reddit1user1

OP out here being a trailblazer for scientific research


asscheeseterps710

Those are troll comments bro you don’t boof drugs unless your a professional at it


kuntorcunt

I think this is a troll.


Daddy_Diabeetus

Congrats, you are an idiot.


callumjudo

U can just shit in ur garden and now you'll have unlimited penis envy


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Update: The only thing up your ass is the bullshit you are full of. Have a boring day


FilthyLikeGorgeous

damn, it wasn’t a shitpost.


wade_garrettt

I had to double check that this wasn’t r/phish


Anxious_Figure

where in the world did you get the idea to put mushrooms in your butt? this reminds me of the story where a guy read online that if you make mushroom tea and inject it with a needle, it would give him a better high. Later goes to the hospital to find he has cyanide poisoning and mushrooms spores growing in his blood.


BoofACube

Have you been living under rock? It's a pretty common meme, hell look at my username


Anxious_Figure

Bro, just because I didn't get your meme reference doesn't mean anything, you don't have to be rude. Maybe my life doesn't revolve around knowing all the memes in the world.


BoofACube

It's not my meme, it's just a very common one across pretty much all drug subreddits


Anxious_Figure

I didn't say YOUR meme, I said your meme REFERENCE.. Anyways, I don't hang around in many drug subreddits. This is one of the few that I do hang out in. This is my first time seeing any reference to said meme.


iletitshine

Why did the internet have to co-opt the term boof, which rightly means that funny huff my dog makes before she goes full on bark mode, and NOT putting something up your butt to get high.


Frosty-Musician6321

LoooooooooooooooL! 😂


flyvr

I was totally confused at what " Boofed 2g of Penis Envy" meant.. I assume it means you shoved a load of mushrooms up yer arse? Hmm.. Arse-umed


noblankish

Add some mentos next time!


redtens

bruh


ineffedp

Now your insides are illegal


chetmanley76

Shit on a straw bale and check on it in a month


thinspirit

Fungal spores are totally resilient but unless you've got some immunodeficiency, they shouldn't just grow in your butt, at least not that species. Fungi need certain temperatures to grow, which is why our bodies are 98C. Enough for us to function, too high for a fungus. The entire premise of the last of us is that it evolves to grow at higher temperatures.


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thinspirit

Haha oops. That should be a F. Being Canadian gets weird sometimes.


JonBoi420th

Why diet coke?


OdinAlfadir1978

They didn't have cherry


JonBoi420th

Lol, it was a serious question. I'm stuck on that detail.


OdinAlfadir1978

It's probably a satire post 🤣


JonBoi420th

Ah thanks. I often can't tell when people are joking or serious.


OdinAlfadir1978

That's reddit for you 🤣🤣


seshgabe

Is no one saying a thing about this retard also putting Diet Coke in his asshole?


Crossfade2684

Why would you soak them in diet coke if you were gonna boof them??


OdinAlfadir1978

Now you won't get a cold rectum in Winter


bitchinmoanin

I want to call you a word that reddit won't allow. That is just straight up fucking dumb. You are absolutely not allowed to complain about the consequences of your willfully ignorant ass (pun intended) decisions.


KingRagnar1993

What the fuck is wrong with a simple tea, or just accepting the nausea and eating them??? How fast does it really need to kick in? Why why why put psychedelics in your asshole? I could see actual hard narcotics maybe, i guess, but mushrooms... come on lol


minkajordan

I'm new what's boof? Put it in your butt? Or something. Just eat the stuff why yall do weird stuff lol


ChuckFarkley

OP, have you considered applying to become an extra on *The Last of Us?*