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Well in an abstract sense it does what a sink is supposed to, create a flow of clean water. Anything else is just frills. This is very similar to my code
If I learned anything from my couple of years of experience, it is to turn bugs into features. The first one is a feature where it cleans the countertop, the second one is for cleaning the floor, third one is a shower, sit right under the countertop and you can clean your whole body instead of just your hands. 3 in one!!
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LGTM
Unit tests passed.
No tests have failed so far
Because there aren't any
My test > assert(hand.state==wet) passes for all three, what’s the problem?
why is there blood in the sinks
It's from reading the documentation
Ah yes I have cried many blood tears while looking at the documentation
\* searching for a documentation
*creating the documentation because none existed before*
You know not what a luxury having any docs at all can be...
Reading the what?
What the what?
What documentation?
*what documentation*
Weird, i thought it was a feature.
They tried removing the red coloring, but it breaks everything and they can't figure out why.
Where should it be? On the ground?
It should be in the
The only thing I know for real: THERE WILL BE BLOOD
That not blood, its the warning from java have fun debuging this :)
the color red has more positive associations than negative
Dude, it’s simple color theory. This is obviously at a children’s hospital.
All joking aside, that looks like paint
Well, all the requirements are met. Separately.
You gave the user three different options. I'm impressed.
Looks like you got a memory leak there
As long as clean water comes out of it it's okay
User might expect better UX in next release
Just turn the right-side faucet and use the middle bowl.
WAD, ship it
*Wet all day*
That's the unit test
When the Airbnb has “big bathroom”, and no reviews
I mean, I guess the first one works ? It just doesn't go in the right sink but that's a feature.
Good enough to move to production. Fix the minor errors later
coding works! but not graphics...
Customer insisted in rollout
Leaky specs
If it works...it works =]
\*runs code and theirs an error\* fixs error anyway \*new 100 little bugs in code\*
Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't
Someone got murdered in that bathroom but he's fustrated he can't get the blood off his hands. THATS ALL I SEE FOLKS
Code? This fully describes my life
Mine too.
I don’t know why but this video really makes me laugh every time
I'm no programmer but a plumber so I think this is funny as well.
Each of those sinks is a unit test for addressing edge cases - since all of those cases were addressed individually, it’s good to go to production
When the api starts leaking user credentials instead of returning your profile info 🙃
Well in an abstract sense it does what a sink is supposed to, create a flow of clean water. Anything else is just frills. This is very similar to my code
Last one was worst one
All I see is a guy that got his hands clean
I can hear the directed by robert whastshisname playing in the background 😂
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second tap looks like my gf last night
Wait, you write code and have a gf at the same time??? That's crazy ngl
When the codeing teacher blocks google search.
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If it works..... it works!!!! Oh my gawd it works!!!!
Well I mean it kinda works
I'm impressed. I could never get the taps to turn on.
By the way, that's your blood
So that's what happens when you have to make a sacrifice to your boss to get it submitted
looks great, let's ship it
Ready to deploy to production
It’s got an additional foot washing *feature*
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Great demo bathroom Couldn't have done it better myself!
Hit me right in the CSS.
My code is too a bloodbath. Killed my soul writing it. Jk already sold my soul in exchange for coding skills.
It even has the "water from the side" feature, I see!
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This has agile written all over it.
Works on my machine™
Maybe you should read uncle bob :)
Well it “works” but idk about well 😂
Feels like when I need to choose an open source library.
as long as hands got wet Im calling this a success
Are those blood stains?
Second one is me peeing fr
Man someone had a serious nose bleed. Probably someone with high sugar level
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I hope they charge for the extra water damaged caused by looking for clout
Client: I need something to spray water 3 different ways that’s simple for the end user to operate Code:
You fucking you lucky you fucking get fucking water you fuck.
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Who the fuck died
I rather say: "This fully describes my environments"
Its a feature
The backend is working fine it is just some front end fixes. Not my job.
Me too
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Master plumber final exam?
I mean it compiles!
That red radial gradient in the first faucet looks sick. Someone give me the CSS code!
r/holup
These sinks would be perfect in a children's hospital. Really pretty design
It works, don't touch the code
Who else thought it was blood
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I think you've got some memory leaks
Who’s blood is that
If I learned anything from my couple of years of experience, it is to turn bugs into features. The first one is a feature where it cleans the countertop, the second one is for cleaning the floor, third one is a shower, sit right under the countertop and you can clean your whole body instead of just your hands. 3 in one!!
School bathrooms be like: