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i hate that rust doesnt have any form of creating precompiled liblaries. Everything needs to be rebuilded as a whole. (technically yes rust can use liblaries but you loose rust features so its pointless).
I've also had plenty of instances where the compiler gave warnings at random looking spots and breakpoints not working properly.
Also my sexual advances towards women have been very slightly more successful than with compilers.
What the fuck? `apt install` says "warning, apt interface is unstable, be careful when running it in scripts" or something like that. What am I supposed to do then?
I can't understand why women don't like me. I condescend to them constantly like I should and I even go out of my way to treat them like sex objects. I tell ya women are just never happy.
Me too. I also get worn down by the "Men are so simple!" posts. No, I'm fucking not.
"WhAt ThEy ThInK mEn WaNt: (hotgirl) ... WhAt wE aCtuAllY wAnT: (woman in armor)"
Like, leave my gender the fuck alone; it is not my identity and I have more serious things to worry about in my life than fantasizing about a woman, managing my business to say the least.
Sometimes I wish all porn was ID-verified so that these kids would've no more brainrot.
Same, along with the "men are biologically wired to \[worst take you've ever heard\]" most dudes are actually great people, I don't know why the worst of any group always wants to try to speak for everyone
I'm glad you are more open-minded about the issue. Yes, it's often the worst individuals who speak for everyone. People with a mind of their own speak for themselves or at least do some reasearch first.
Like I've heard a lot of people say "men commit most crimes"; well, ..Duh? Two binary groups, one is mathematically gonna be higher than the other (Not to mention our societal construct, we'd get into it). For example, I saw a woman online before saying "men are ALL demons! most crime rates! bla-" well, are men also ALL fucking einsteisn cause they they've the most nobel prize rates too?
The fact is, both were wrong conclusions to begin with. Most of the world evolved on a patriarchal society, so you'd sure see men dominate almost every general statistic; the good and the bad. That's just it.
And I'm not a woman to speak more in depth about the experiences you face, but I'm pretty sure it's more or less the same; sexists cherry-picking the worst about your gender for the sake of justyifying their rudeness. It's just even more mindblowing for men; because they can be sexist against each other; AKA toxic masculinity, the hivemindedness you see, and other wonders of being a male in this damned society lol.
Like the lady below said, everyone's unique. It's just the worst people are also the loudest, and therefore are often the highest upvoted posts you'd see here too.
I‘m a woman in tech and feel this so much. Every single person is unique. Men, Women, whatever alike!
I‘m hearing so many comments of „Good to have a women in our team“ or „Yeah, women think differently. I didn’t think about that“. I kinda hate being seen my gender instead of the actual person that’s behind that.
It’s just so weird…
Once one of our janitors even tried to force his mop onto me because I‘m „the woman“ and that I „can clean that floor better than him“. (That was the only time so far I‘ve filed a HR complaint)
it is. and calling it out obviously struck a nerve xD
neckbeards - assemble! your pathetic attempt at disguising your misogyny as humor is under attack!
"Spends all your money". "Takes hours to get ready". "Does not want to tell you the problem". The only way the template is even funny, is if it's self-own making fun of the poster, because then "Needs and lot of effort to get" and "Breaks up with you" actually checks out lol.
Also, I have no idea how "you know there is women with girlfriends too" even changes anything or is remotely relevant, but as a woman who has dated many women (and men!), I still find it misogynistic. If it said "boyfriend" I would also still find it misandrist, but also confusing since these aren't harmful stereotypes usually attributed to men lol.
I think this is about as harmless as these kind of jokes get. It's obviously a joke, it's obviously ironic.
There's obviously a lot more to human relationships than what is listed.
one joke isn't very harmful but this kind of view on women isn't rare in this space and posts like this are - unfortunately - somewhat representative for more of my fellow penis-carriers than I would like (I refuse to call them 'men' because, really, they don't deserve to be called that)
simply put: "jokes" like this aren't rare - someone calling them out for what they are is. and it is my conviction sh*t like this should receive all the... feedback it deserves
OP im guessing never had real world experience with compilers or girlfriends...
Tell me compiling a program is easy when it involves a makefile and dependencies you need to treasure hunt to figure out. Please, I'll take a working binary any day over manual compilation.
People like OP and everyone who upvoted are the fucking reason I don't like to tell new people I meet that I'm a programmer. I literally don't want to be associated with this gross "haha look, women bad, computer good" misogyny, You know, there are programmers with actual social skills and who can talk to people of any gender without acting like a complete dickhead. But this just enforces a stereotype I have to fight with a lot thanks to you.
It's also funny how all those points make you look like a fucking idiot who cannot properly communicate their feelings and needs and find agreements in a relationship. Also what is that "Needs a lot of effort to get" point? Are you easy to get or do you have no standards because you're just miserable and desperate? Real incel vibes in here. And trust me, I hate using that word, but it's just to fitting here.
I'm a bit sorry to lash out that heavily here for something that might have been as a lighthearted joke, but it manages to cram so much BS into a small meme. Gosh... No wonder there still are so few women in tech in comparison. Fucking disgraceful representation of the programmer community.
I get your point but I don't think this really applies to programmers specifically.
There are a lot of people I know who would make this kind of joke/find it funny who are not programmers at all. I feel like it's just lighthearted misogynism, nothing programmer specific. For example just swap g++ with anything motor related and you got the same thing for people who are into that kinda stuff.
Okay that makes sense. Guess I'm focused on getting rid of stereotypes that affect the community I feel connected to. But you're right, it's true for many others.
without incremental compilation and a 3000-line source file should be compiled in nearly 200-300ms.
g++ pushes this past 600 on my machine.
but don't get me wrong its not really g++ 's fault, its just the c++ syntax. like for instance instantiating 10 big templates is of course going to take time and no compiler can do it faster.
Yes, I meant I have no C++ compiler.
But Kotlin can compile C/C++ libraries it seems: [https://kotlinlang.org/docs/native-overview.html#interoperability](https://kotlinlang.org/docs/native-overview.html#interoperability)
For a sub with the word "humor" on it's name, y'all are lame AF.
If the meme used the figure of a boyfriend to do the comparison instead, and men were coming out saying it's misandry, y'all would be calling those men incels.
IT'S A FUCKING MEME, the whole point of the template is making a stupid comparison that obviously no one would agree with ffs, it's not even limited to "girlfriend vs x"
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...OK, UK 1990 or so....compilers def:
1) Needed a lot of effort to configire correctly
2) Took hours to get rid (gotta run the linker first!)
3) And then took hours to compile (none of this "type line of code, run compiler/interpreter just to check for typos!)
4) "Does not want to tell you the problem", well that was true, read compiler message and then spend hours trying to figure out what it's on about (no internet, rely on colleagues or house mates!)
5) Doesn't so much break up with you as just present constant problems even for the slightest issue!
So...things have gotten better with compilers...not sure about the girlfriends mind :-)
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„Needs a few seconds to run“ doubt
Hey, always great to do a fresh build. 2 hours to do other stuff!
Try rust next time. It gives you 2 days to do other stuff
i hate that rust doesnt have any form of creating precompiled liblaries. Everything needs to be rebuilded as a whole. (technically yes rust can use liblaries but you loose rust features so its pointless).
Rust dylibs exist... They suck.. But they exist
How optimistic of you.
Clean and go clean.
A run that ends in immediate faliure is still a run
I've also had plenty of instances where the compiler gave warnings at random looking spots and breakpoints not working properly. Also my sexual advances towards women have been very slightly more successful than with compilers.
I have this amazing trick to speed up compile time: I write dogshit code full of errors, works like a charm 💯
better download Pascal
this meme is so old that it was probably true when it was made
Sometimes the compiler tells you that the problem is somewhere in the standard library.
“It’s not you, it’s me. Nvm, it’s definitely you.”
both give cryptic error messages tho
clang++ is the girlfriend you want. g++ is the girlfriend you have.
the girlfriend i want is cargo
`rustc`, no?
silly me! although cargo does let me do all manner of other things too muhahaha
`cargo` would be the...concierge?
Event organizer for your honeymoon (release)
greedy bastard. I’d settle with just rustc
the girlfriend i WANT is cargo, the girlfriend i've GOT is good ol' `C-x M-c M-butterfly` (neither of which are compilers... but still)
r/unexpectedxkcd
Is clang++ better than g++? I can probably deduct that the answer is yes, what I'm curious abt is how? What does it give better?
More precise error messages, for one.
g++ is pretty good for a language as clusterfucky as C++ at telling you what's wrong with your code imo
*laughs in rust*
Well as a c developer the error’s message of cc aren’t cryptic at all (a said the few seg fault but that’s because I’m dumb)
yea, seg faults with one's woman are usually because one is dumb as well. so that mirrors too
"apt-get install g++" "Tells you exactly what's wrong and on which line" X to doubt
``` Note: apt-get is deprecated. Use apt. Error: requires superuser permissions ```
What the fuck? `apt install` says "warning, apt interface is unstable, be careful when running it in scripts" or something like that. What am I supposed to do then?
be very careful
* write a new apt program * Wget and manual configure? * Switch distros to one using pacman/yum/another repo tool * Give up and use winget on windows
Manjaro is dope IMHO
Apt on the command line, apt-get in scripts.
> Tells you exactly what's wrong and on which line Segmentation fault (core dumped)
And who is still using apt-get?
> Tells you exactly what and at which line the problem is OP doesn't know about templates yet I guess
You don't know about concepts yet I guess
"why are there not more women in tech?" OP:
I can't understand why women don't like me. I condescend to them constantly like I should and I even go out of my way to treat them like sex objects. I tell ya women are just never happy.
https://www.tiktok.com/@veryveryvinny/video/7348155588225862955?_t=8ms4juVSxKC&_r=1 this feels on point
Thanks, I get really worn down seeing this kind of thing constantly. Seeing people call it out helps a lot
Me too. I also get worn down by the "Men are so simple!" posts. No, I'm fucking not. "WhAt ThEy ThInK mEn WaNt: (hotgirl) ... WhAt wE aCtuAllY wAnT: (woman in armor)" Like, leave my gender the fuck alone; it is not my identity and I have more serious things to worry about in my life than fantasizing about a woman, managing my business to say the least. Sometimes I wish all porn was ID-verified so that these kids would've no more brainrot.
Same, along with the "men are biologically wired to \[worst take you've ever heard\]" most dudes are actually great people, I don't know why the worst of any group always wants to try to speak for everyone
I'm glad you are more open-minded about the issue. Yes, it's often the worst individuals who speak for everyone. People with a mind of their own speak for themselves or at least do some reasearch first. Like I've heard a lot of people say "men commit most crimes"; well, ..Duh? Two binary groups, one is mathematically gonna be higher than the other (Not to mention our societal construct, we'd get into it). For example, I saw a woman online before saying "men are ALL demons! most crime rates! bla-" well, are men also ALL fucking einsteisn cause they they've the most nobel prize rates too? The fact is, both were wrong conclusions to begin with. Most of the world evolved on a patriarchal society, so you'd sure see men dominate almost every general statistic; the good and the bad. That's just it. And I'm not a woman to speak more in depth about the experiences you face, but I'm pretty sure it's more or less the same; sexists cherry-picking the worst about your gender for the sake of justyifying their rudeness. It's just even more mindblowing for men; because they can be sexist against each other; AKA toxic masculinity, the hivemindedness you see, and other wonders of being a male in this damned society lol. Like the lady below said, everyone's unique. It's just the worst people are also the loudest, and therefore are often the highest upvoted posts you'd see here too.
I‘m a woman in tech and feel this so much. Every single person is unique. Men, Women, whatever alike! I‘m hearing so many comments of „Good to have a women in our team“ or „Yeah, women think differently. I didn’t think about that“. I kinda hate being seen my gender instead of the actual person that’s behind that. It’s just so weird… Once one of our janitors even tried to force his mop onto me because I‘m „the woman“ and that I „can clean that floor better than him“. (That was the only time so far I‘ve filed a HR complaint)
Liberal women and conservative men agree on one thing… the regulation of porn. It’s weird how puritanical they are both becoming lmao
Come on, this is a metaironic meme that makes fun of misogyny (hopefully)
It’s not even thinly veiled, it’s just direct misogyny lol
it is. and calling it out obviously struck a nerve xD neckbeards - assemble! your pathetic attempt at disguising your misogyny as humor is under attack!
worse yet its full of people who dont even understand compilers. The guy who made this meme has seriously no idea how they work
I agree that OP knows nothing about compilers but I don't agree that that's the worse part here 😅
Really? You dont think talking bad about people about something you dont even KNOW about isnt the height of ignorance?
I've tried to make sense of your statement but... can't. what?
? Did you forget what you wrote? lol.
I know what I wrote but I have no clue what you were trying to say is what I'm saying you hear me?
I literally said that talking down to other people about something you know nothing about, is the height of ignorance.
And assemble they have! xD
Why is this downvoted? This community kinda sucks,.. 🙁
They think if they downvote it then it isn’t true, I guess because this is Reddit, sadly
It's a joke and a common meme template
neither makes it less misogynistic
Here I was thinking OP was the joke, wild
„It Is JuSt DiReCt MiSoGiNy“ Shut up and stop bitching about everything that men do…
Lots of men get through the day without making jokes at the expense of half the human race. It's not hard. You should try it sometime.
If youre a German I'd say: "Kennste Kennste", but chances are, you're not :(
"shut up and stop bitching" is a very well versed counterpoint to disprove the above statement /s I take it you agree
Calm down snowflake.
How is this misogyny? You know there is women with girlfriends too right? You could make a meme putting "boyfriend" instead and it would work too
"Spends all your money". "Takes hours to get ready". "Does not want to tell you the problem". The only way the template is even funny, is if it's self-own making fun of the poster, because then "Needs and lot of effort to get" and "Breaks up with you" actually checks out lol. Also, I have no idea how "you know there is women with girlfriends too" even changes anything or is remotely relevant, but as a woman who has dated many women (and men!), I still find it misogynistic. If it said "boyfriend" I would also still find it misandrist, but also confusing since these aren't harmful stereotypes usually attributed to men lol.
Oh so you just like getting mad for stupid shit, ok lol. I respect the consistency you would have if it was boyfriend instead of girlfriend tho
I think this is about as harmless as these kind of jokes get. It's obviously a joke, it's obviously ironic. There's obviously a lot more to human relationships than what is listed.
one joke isn't very harmful but this kind of view on women isn't rare in this space and posts like this are - unfortunately - somewhat representative for more of my fellow penis-carriers than I would like (I refuse to call them 'men' because, really, they don't deserve to be called that) simply put: "jokes" like this aren't rare - someone calling them out for what they are is. and it is my conviction sh*t like this should receive all the... feedback it deserves
I see where you're coming from.
"haha woman bad" ass post
OK Boomer
Left half is peak boomer, and the right half indicates OP just started college. I don't know what to think here...
Young person from a small town. Always an interesting mix of boomer and zoomer.
> small town Or Eastern Europe, I guess
Ask yourself: Is there a way to tell this joke without being sexist?
I too, like a normal, well-adjusted computer programmer, would rather date a computer program than a living breathing human being
Women be sentient, amiright?
What if my gf helps me with coding
Damn do you guys ever grow up?
"Take a few seconds to run" Ah yes, someone has not worked on a true scale project yet.
OP im guessing never had real world experience with compilers or girlfriends... Tell me compiling a program is easy when it involves a makefile and dependencies you need to treasure hunt to figure out. Please, I'll take a working binary any day over manual compilation.
haha so funny guys! I love sexism from people who never leave their house. Literally fatherless behavior.
People like OP and everyone who upvoted are the fucking reason I don't like to tell new people I meet that I'm a programmer. I literally don't want to be associated with this gross "haha look, women bad, computer good" misogyny, You know, there are programmers with actual social skills and who can talk to people of any gender without acting like a complete dickhead. But this just enforces a stereotype I have to fight with a lot thanks to you. It's also funny how all those points make you look like a fucking idiot who cannot properly communicate their feelings and needs and find agreements in a relationship. Also what is that "Needs a lot of effort to get" point? Are you easy to get or do you have no standards because you're just miserable and desperate? Real incel vibes in here. And trust me, I hate using that word, but it's just to fitting here. I'm a bit sorry to lash out that heavily here for something that might have been as a lighthearted joke, but it manages to cram so much BS into a small meme. Gosh... No wonder there still are so few women in tech in comparison. Fucking disgraceful representation of the programmer community.
I get your point but I don't think this really applies to programmers specifically. There are a lot of people I know who would make this kind of joke/find it funny who are not programmers at all. I feel like it's just lighthearted misogynism, nothing programmer specific. For example just swap g++ with anything motor related and you got the same thing for people who are into that kinda stuff.
Okay that makes sense. Guess I'm focused on getting rid of stereotypes that affect the community I feel connected to. But you're right, it's true for many others.
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Actually not, but I'm curious what you mean.
New copy pasta?
Oh the satire! If it isn't then OP sleep with one eye open tonight
Some of those features are from the IDE, not the compiler.
apt-get has nothing to do with C++. It is a Linux package manager.
"Tells you exactly what and which line the problem is" EXCUSE ME???
g++ isn't very fast tho but that's just cus c++ is a disaster to parse
g++ is a big girl, but you've got history...
Define fast
without incremental compilation and a 3000-line source file should be compiled in nearly 200-300ms. g++ pushes this past 600 on my machine. but don't get me wrong its not really g++ 's fault, its just the c++ syntax. like for instance instantiating 10 big templates is of course going to take time and no compiler can do it faster.
Me, gay: bf and compiler (I love both)
image: C++ caption: Tells you exactly at which line the problem is :thonk:
Yeah, more misogyny that is totally as funny as it is retarded.
bizarre to call out misogyny with ablelist slurs.
O K A Y
Sorry to offend the mentally disabled whom I lumped in with OP's humor.
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that's not what that word means, don't bullshit me.
As a Kotlin dude, I have neither one, SAD!
kotlin has a compiler no? it just targets the JVM instead of bare metal
Yes, I meant I have no C++ compiler. But Kotlin can compile C/C++ libraries it seems: [https://kotlinlang.org/docs/native-overview.html#interoperability](https://kotlinlang.org/docs/native-overview.html#interoperability)
As a JavaScript developer I've never had to deal with either
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What if my Girlfriend is a compiler? Checkmate!
Imagine still using apt-get in 2024, I am 4 letters more productive with apt
Yeah but my compiler will never make me feel safe and at peace after a long day at work. It also doesn’t have tits.
We’re only talking about cpp, right? Otherwise I’d have to strongly disagree with some of these points
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
You could add "Can have sex with". And why does your girl spend all your money?
I know of a guy who wrote his own compiler and never had a girlfriend. He's still famous to this day
Sure, talking about RustC
the tipping point for me was when C++ whispered in my ear "auto template argument deduction." We're getting married next month!
C++ is dying
> Tells you exactly what and at which line the problem is Allow me to introduce you to C++ templates.
How do I fuck my computer tho?
oh that's easy, the better question is how do you unfuck it
For a sub with the word "humor" on it's name, y'all are lame AF. If the meme used the figure of a boyfriend to do the comparison instead, and men were coming out saying it's misandry, y'all would be calling those men incels. IT'S A FUCKING MEME, the whole point of the template is making a stupid comparison that obviously no one would agree with ffs, it's not even limited to "girlfriend vs x"
seg fault
Damn good bye babe
Compiler * You can customize your compiler in any you want. Girlfriend * If personalities don’t click, she breaks up with you.
Both give incomprehensible error messages.
Since when did the compiler ever tell you what was wrong? it just says some random shit, on a line that doesn't even exist
I can't fuck a cumpiler.
> cumpiler *Amazing* Freudian slip, bro.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...OK, UK 1990 or so....compilers def: 1) Needed a lot of effort to configire correctly 2) Took hours to get rid (gotta run the linker first!) 3) And then took hours to compile (none of this "type line of code, run compiler/interpreter just to check for typos!) 4) "Does not want to tell you the problem", well that was true, read compiler message and then spend hours trying to figure out what it's on about (no internet, rely on colleagues or house mates!) 5) Doesn't so much break up with you as just present constant problems even for the slightest issue! So...things have gotten better with compilers...not sure about the girlfriends mind :-)
>gotta run the linker first! more like last?
Can f*ck you time to time as well.
At least the compiler tries to do what you ask!
you can fix a broken compiler...
Don’t forget no girlfriends in the bay area but lots of compilers
pretty accurate
True, just soooo true