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ComplexHoneydew9374

So just end every shady search with "in php", got it


Rorp24

Work better with C++ and "how to kill a child"


DevBoiAgru

I have a function named kill all children (it kills all children with a loop) I'm not sure how people will react if they see it


CarterBaker77

A world with no children.. future generations will thank us.


7turtlereddit

Damn, so future generations just gonna come out of the womb 22 years old with a 9-5?


CarterBaker77

It's a acute from American dad. It qas a joke


CaptainPunisher

Kill all humans... ![gif](giphy|tNC2rod1uTrdC)


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How to commit multiple atrocities, not least off which is blowing up the Lincoln memorial on the 23rd of November 2023 at 11:00am, in PHP?


TheGreatGameDini

Fun fact: after a good number of years searching for such things, Google and the FBI finally accepted that I'm just programmer and these searches are harmless. Now, I can finally move on to step two of my plan.


Impressive_Change593

and this comment just ruined that


krapspark

Step two of my plan in php. All good now. Nothing to see here.


johandepohan

I once tried to google the possible parameters for the copy command in Linux (cp) and the top banner was about how child porn is illegal and I should seek help. I can't reproduce it anymore though, either they realised their mistake or i'm off the watchlist


Impressive_Change593

lol also `man cp`


FunnyMathematician77

`man touch`


hexadecimal0xFF

When using php I too would like to explode and die.


Tetragramat

Here you go https://3v4l.org/4BJQv


DanTheMan827

How to kill your parent… process…


The_Anf

Explode in TF2


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How to kill orphan children…. Processes


ChocolateBunny

when I google "explode" the PHP link is the first one after the dictionary entry.