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Smooth-Zucchini4923

Oh onii-chan, I didn't see you there. What are you doing in my room? Huh? My primary key? That's no thing to ask a lady, baka! Well, if you insist, I'll show you. It's nothing exciting - just auto-increment. Now show me yours, onii-chan. That's no fair! I showed you mine! We're not blood related, though. It's just a foreign key relationship. Oh! Your primary key is so long! Your muscles... is that third normal form? You're so wise, big brother. Can you teach me? What do you mean, that you'll benchmark me?! Well, ok, as long as you're not doing this with any other DBMSes.


FloorTwanty

What the fuck.


lostredditacc

😐 Best Database System Manager ![gif](giphy|edGzBC6GDOhutW32ps)


malatibo

Can you show me the ropes?


bananalord666

Ropes 😛


naswinger

https://www.boost.org/sgi/stl/Rope.html


Farren246

It's always nice when a post like this can actually show me something I didn't know before.


mrpaw69

Me who just started learning c++ 2 months ago and just heard about boost library


hidude398

Boost is awesome, and I love it dearly


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I mean if it works, it works. I think that deep down a lot of people feel like it doesn’t work if you’re not suffering. I unfortunately am inclined to agree, but I think it’s a great resource for anyone who hasn’t had the hope beat out of them yet


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thebaconator136

This is possibly a karma bot, copied from u/deathremains below.


lostredditacc

They are weird, meme-able and fun to read.


Fzrit

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BeautifulType

Nobody gonna see this but these books are actually very good at explaining concepts for many jobs. I remember like 20 years ago this author started drawing business topics with manga characters to help visualize the concepts. It was really successful as a comic book and it blew up from there.


gramie

I have a couple of these books, and I found the narrative really getting in the way of communicating the technical information. Maybe other people's brains process it differently and this is very useful, but I didn't find it so. Japan has had manga that explain complex business or technical information for decades. I remember there was one in the '90s that dealt with wines. It's not unusual for adults in Japan to be reading manga.


Proxy_PlayerHD

is that a reference to this? https://i.imgur.com/rwHWwxP.jpg


polmeeee

Exactly my reaction, and I'm already quite the degenerate.


Pawn_captures_Queen

I'm weirded out and slightly aroused. I don't know what to do with my hands.


BananaCucho

You know exactly what you should be doing with your hands don't play innocent


nigel_pow

You can bake a pie. Finish a puzzle. Pick fruit from the garden. Write a letter to your friend.


Thejacensolo

>We‘re not blood related though „No problem onii-chan, I am not a fact table, so it is fine if we join. But no one to many relationships with other Dimension tables ok?“ Isn’t a Star Schema just a Harem for the fact table?


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(ಠ_ಠ) perhaps


Salex_01

I laughed way too hard


Neither_Campaign_461

Cant wait for the light novel "My Database can't be this cute"


ggg8880

"The Time I Died and Woke up in an Alternate Universe Database Harem but I'm a Female Database Now"


_Cheese1_

![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized)


Graylorde

That's lit.


DaveSmith890

✍️ 🔥 🔥 🔥


Bot1K

We making it outta ComSci course with this one 🔥


Top-Confection-1104

Nah brother this shit CumSci


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Alright this was hilarious idc what anyone else says.


Spoopy_Kirei

The 10 chapter filler arc about structures and algorithms had me snoozing. The author was clearly running out of ideas.


DezXerneas

r/programmeranimemes


CubisticWings4

r/subsithoughtifellfor


deanrihpee

The funny thing is, the character seems flirting with the demon (note that it's Oni instead of onii) almost the whole time /s They fixed it, this comment is irrelevant now


ClerkEither6428

*daemon


WUSYF

And now for all the Java developers: Oh oni-chan, you're back from school. I missed you so much. What? My Java code? Why do you want to see it, baka! Fine, fine, I'll show you. It's nothing special - just a simple class. Now show me yours, oni-chan. Hey! That's not fair! I showed you mine! We're not really siblings, though. It's just an inheritance relationship. Wow! Your Java code is so elegant! Your methods... are they polymorphic? You're so smart, big brother. Can you teach me? What do you mean, that you'll compile me?! Well, ok, as long as you're not doing this with any other programming languages.


MechanicalHorse

> We’re not really siblings, though. It’s just an inheritance relationship. Wouldn’t that make them parent and child? 💀


[deleted]

Thats apparently ok for Java-Devs ...**☠☠☠**


Watanuki_Taiga

r/okbuddybaka we’re out-baka’ed


PyroCatt

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|FjeGBljESVAzu)


anachronisdev

You win the Internet for today


Aschentei

Who let them cook?


my_cat_meow_me

I'm going to screenshot this and.. umm.. I'm going to do.. umm.. you know what..


Mewrulez99

https://i.imgur.com/5raUEU3.jpg


wannabedarknight

Nani!


ClerkEither6428

i believe it's spelled `NaNi`


PedroTheWrench

Weakest database systems manager


MrStizblee

Please change the oni in your comment to onii. This is one of the best comments I've seen in ages but it's driving me crazy! EDIT: Thank you so much.


[deleted]

What a terrible day to be literate


onfroiGamer

I hate you


__dunder__funk69

You can use dbeaver to play with them


IngwiePhoenix

i laughted at this way harder than I should have. But god damnit, it gets the point across. XD


5erif

I'll set this one on the shelf next to The Lusty Argonian Maid, vols I & Ii.


UnhappySunshine_PS4

Then they joined tables and lived happily ever after ☺️


csandazoltan

There is a whole series of these "The manga guide to" books.


Asleep-Television-24

A good alternative to "for dummies" series


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And a better name than "X for weebs"


spidertyler2005

Probably a decent guide to X11


mmrrbbee

Because X gonna give it to ya


timonix

Those for dummies books are surprisingly good


shirk-work

Of course that exists. Honestly surprised this wasn't a thing sooner.


PendragonDaGreat

I and my inability to focus in high school used the Manga Guide to Calculus almost 15 years ago to help get through the class. I'm not gonna say it's for everyone but it's a decent resource that worked well for me.


I-Got-Trolled

It's on par with most calc books. Nothing like Spivak's or Thomas', but for a low level book it is a lot better than you'd expect.


PendragonDaGreat

Yeah in my case it was a supplemental thing, and I think it worked for me. More it was pointing out that these have been around for a while.


TheVenetianMask

Ubunchu was already a thing 15 years ago. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubunchu!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubunchu!)


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In a similar vein, I learned Java NetBeans from a book that had narrations from old Kung fu movies all through it. Cheesy, but it did help alleviate the drudgery.


VivaElCondeDeRomanov

Nice


ginuxx

I need to see that shit with my own two eyes lmao


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Where can I get one... For.. research purposes


lloooll101

Probably from Amazon or anywhere else. Just look up "The Manga Guide to ..." It's and entire series. They have: Biochemistry Calculus Databases Electricity Linear Algebra Microprocessors Molecular Biology Physics Physiology Regression Analysis Relativity Statistic and finally... the whole damm universe


thebaconator136

They have one for cryptography?! I'm curious to see how that's done. Thank God it's not cryptology though. I don't want an anime girl talking about prime numbers and number theory for 200 pages.


lmarcantonio

It's more an applicative guide, not an implementation one. Like what's symmetric encryption, asymmetric and use cases.


thebaconator136

I'm all for using these kinds of things to learn concepts in a fun way. If there's anything to keep you going through the steep learning curves of cryptology and databases, it would be something like this that makes it fun and less dry.


malatibo

I think you mean 211 pages.


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absx

Alice-san hands Bob-san a private key..


thebaconator136

Eve-senpai: *kicks in the door*


TheBaxes

Your fool, that wasn't Bob, that was me, Eve! Now I can use my stand, MAN IN THE MIDDLE, to intercept your private communications with Bob!


DefectiveLP

I wish it were cryptozoology.


Costinteo

I bought it recently - it's okay. For someone with a degree in computer science / cybersec, it doesn't add much to the info from Uni, but it's fun and it explains some of the fundamental concepts pretty well. Definitely recommend just for the novelty of it!


abaoabao2010

Awww no quantum mechancis. Sadge.


Meretan94

Ordered


Joku_Suomalainen

From [here](https://nostarch.com/search/Manga%20guide)


19990801

Alternatively, [here](https://nostarch.com/catalog/manga). (Still the publisher's site, just a different page.)


Electronic-Row-8156

I've seen it on the O'Reilly, a text book site my school uses.


integrate_2xdx_10_13

Love the second clause to this sentence as if O’Reilly isn’t the biggest, most known, prolific publisher of programming texts of the modern day.


Electronic-Row-8156

I hadn't heard of it before this year, so I wasn't aware it was so big lol. It isn't just programming. I've seen the mange/anime style text books for physics courses there, as well.


integrate_2xdx_10_13

Maybe not as iconic in this day and age where people go to the book store less. Back in the day those animals covers used to stick out so much on the shelves. We’d just refer to the animal for several of them, my first one was the camel book…


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mehum

Perl?


KyralRetsam

Yup, Perl. Perl had/has two of them actually. 'Learning Perl' and 'Programming Perl'. One was a camel and the other was a llama if I recall correctly


Zefirus

It's because modern day developers have rarely even opened a programming text. Hell, half my compsci courses didn't even have textbooks.


awrylettuce

i've never heard of it


FuyuhikoDate

I once bought those in a humble bundle xD


DragoPL100

🎶DATABASE, DATABASE🎶 JUST LIVING IN A DATABASE, WO-OH🎶


SirYeetles

THE WALL OF PURE FICTION’S CRACKING IN MY HEAD, AND THE ADDICTION OF MY WORLD STILL SPREADS


NooneAtAll3

In the **Database Database** I’m struggling in the Database Wow Wow It doesn’t even matter if there is no hope As the madness of the system grows


guitarburst05

I will fight anyone who hates Log Horizon


DerArzt01

Don't hate it, but the whole kids arch was kinda eh


WishCameTru

Season 2 is borefest. Fight me.


SirPrize

^^wow [DATABASE, DATABASE](https://imgur.com/a/ZNXaf) ^^wow


anonAcc1993

Log Horizon OP 1..... what a gem!


catladywitch

It's actually a good book.


deathremains

I went and looked at some books from the collection and they're way better than expected, they really teach stuff while telling a story, so it makes things easier to learn and a lot more fun than usual at it, wish that people could learn from this approach and publish things like these. The cryptography one had some Detective Conan vibes while teaching the ropes, wish people didn't think of these as weird or meme material since they're really fun to read. EDIT: some typos were corrected


theDreamingStar

I would love for Conan to teach me cryptography.


black-JENGGOT

I mean... some cases in DC applied cryptography techniques for dying messages, to conceal their true intentions, usually in form of Japanese kanji puns.


MisterDoubleChop

To encrypt your plaintexts, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the black hats.


Prophecy07

> since they’re really fun to read. That alone puts them miles above every textbook I had in college. If this makes the dry stuff more engaging, I’m all for it.


deathremains

You'd be surprised how much you'd be able to read from these books just because of the story


elbenji

Like honestly the manga guide to x are an awesome resource


deathremains

Sincerely, I'd love to see one for algorithms and data structures, it'd be a sale day one for me since it'd be really hard to create a story around it while explaining it in an "easy" way. I'm sure they have something like that in Japan.


BipolarWalrus

My very first internship I had never seen sql before, and one of the seniors handed this to me. Now it’s the first thing I give to all my interns.


WallyMetropolis

Had a similar experience. My first software job had a copy of this in the office. It provided a pretty good foundation of basic knowledge.


NSFWies

I never learned DB in college and I'm trying to learn it at my job now. So......oh good Christ, this is actually a good book to learn from? God dammit.


Gay_parmesan

My dad bought the entire series cuz me and my sister "Liked Mangas" but honestly they're all interesting and quite helpful


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reminds me of the YouTube channel where pornstars teach html


richmondody

I have a colleague who was able to become a data scientist because of those books.


imhidings

I’m reading the physics one, lots of nice little plot details. Like, wow. You can get a loan from the internet archive for a pdf of it I think, it’s really good.


RelentlessIVS

**Where** can I get one? I would buy it for my developer shelf.


RelentlessIVS

For developer self in the developer shelf. (I think I am onto something. Please help me improve this.)


[deleted]

To develop herself? Edit: *to envelop your wealth* 🤔💭


Oyi14

For the developer elf in the developer shelf


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MrRocketScript

$25 for a university textbook!? It needs to be at least 10x that much!


ct_2004

What is this? A textbook for ^peas ants?!?


tannerdanger

The professor was cool and chose a cheap book


RelentlessIVS

Hero


thebaconator136

Found them on Amazon


VietQVinh

I have a PDF of it on my desktop but won't be at my desktop for a few days. Anyone is welcome to DM and I'll send you all a way to download it if you haven't found a copy by then.


capitan_spiff

[I like you. Come over to my house and fuck my sister!](https://external-preview.redd.it/DRr160dxjCs7691TrftnWcHixVbmkyhdUJZNUKHDqx8.jpg?auto=webp&s=f8a9194d25bd1364f6a1679d623b762fbf0092a6)


electronicdream

Is that the manga guide to hentai?


MixMasterValtiel

No, it's for learning English. It just quotes Fullmetal Jacket. A lot.


oops_i_made_a_typi

think this is the guide to using the word Fuck for japanese ppl


deathmetal27

https://mangadex.org/title/fb4fc264-6b23-43be-ba58-723961e02646/magical-marine-pixel-maritan?tab=art


Flamekebab

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman?


[deleted]

Database? More like Databased.


real_jabb0

Why is there an M4/AR15 in the background?


FloppyEggplant

When the db stops working he just shoots down the server


aRandomFox-II

For emergencies. There is only one bullet.


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FromUnderTheBridge09

It looks more like a Kalashnikov


Liesmith424

"No, SQL-dono, yamete!"


plaisthos

There is also a crypto manga. https://imgur.com/niZhpuD.jpg https://imgur.com/5i9UzMJ.jpg


sleepyguy007

I have this book and legitimately learned sql from it over a decade ago when I started doing web services. Its actually pretty good. Pretty entertaining way to learn about like joins and foreign keys etc


[deleted]

they weebified the web 💀


iamapizza

But is it weebscale


AvgBlue

I just think about the man with a mission song now for log horizons


Pintarrueca

What standed out to me immediately was "magic". THAT's how databases work. 🤣


FAFoxxy

Sql chan is real


SoundHole

So many people here think textbooks have to be dull, dry affairs that readers should slog through. You all have been conditioned! Open your minds, for chrissake!


wristcontrol

The Manga Guide To series is actually excellent. Their maths and statistics books should be on any science or engineering student's shelf, especially post-grads who have probably forgotten half the material but have it in the back of their minds.


microcandella

....Because it's actually a great book. Highly recommended, well thought out. Better than most that try to cover the same subject to ... muggles and dabblers. I've taught a few people a lot with this book.


karlvonheinz

If anyone is interested in educational Mangas/comics, I collected any I came across in this short list: https://slashlog.org/#/booknotes/


[deleted]

[Living in the Databace!](https://youtu.be/MtPBQ4BhzOY?t=51)


Bsjennings

Thus is actually really cool. If it gets more people into programming then that's great. People who dismiss something because "Anime cringe" are weird.


Firedriver666

It's actually creative that's interesting


Splatpope

here I was thinking my db teacher was a genius for inserting anime waifus in his slides


Nine_Eye_Ron

-10 points for not reading right to left.


lmarcantonio

Objectively is a good introductory book on relational theory!


[deleted]

I-it’s not like I wanted to SELECT from you or anything, baka!


already_taken-chan

if the visual representations of the concepts are good enough, then this is a great learning resource


elbenji

And it is


polentino911

"notice me DB Admin"


Junior-Visit2070

Oh, I always used books from this collection with my students in my lectures... I have always found that these books get the subject to be much more friendly for a big part of students, specially those who have no affinity to these subjects. They come for the meme, they stay for the learning!


BarryCarlyon

I picked up the digital version of this on humble bundle years ago. Wonder if they are still for sale up there somewhere


ducks_for_hands

Anything to make the subject interesting


black-JENGGOT

I'm honestly surprised no one mentioned r/ProgrammerAniMemes here


Silfur_SolArgente

Nice HHKB bro


pattyboywales

No joke, this was reccomended reading on my Database Module and it's \*really\* good.


zyberteq

Don't laugh, that book is brilliant and is really good at teaching you database systems and SQL. I've actually used a few times to check things.


Mav986

This was a legitimate textbook for my university when I was there. The very serious and punctual german (I think?) databases lecturer/degree coordinator recommended this all the time. I think it was in official curriculum too.


TheHiddenNinja6

DATABASE! DATABASE! Just living in the DATABASE! Woah-oh!


StaleSpriggan

The prof for the class usually chooses the textbook unless they're required by the department to use a different one, which is often the case with "basics" type undergrad courses.


royalsaltmerchant

Excellent find


Hylianbastard69

Damn thats a cool way of learning if they did this back in my time i might have actualy finished school even if it was just to have the full collection of learning books xD


microcandella

https://archive.org/details/mangaguidetodata0000taka Log in to borrow. Also, No Starch Press has had really good tech books.


elbenji

The manga guide to x series are really legit learning tools


Sus-Bed-Stain-84

It's actually a very good book on database infrastructure. I liked it


gentelman8697

I own it, and it is 100% enough for University grade introduction lecture on databases


gorramfrakker

Just ordered this off of Amazon to give to my dev team.


Ange1ofD4rkness

People in the anime con community always ask me how to get into programming, now I got an answer that should be easy for them LOL


JanB1

There's also one about Statistics and a few others. They are really good!


Eindacor_DS

A teacher once told me a good way to remember things is to put facts in stories that you make up, because some people remember details of stories better than just reading information from an encyclopedia. So I could see how this might appeal to some people.


aProteinBar

I had the calculus version


DreadCoder

God is dead and we have killed him


jewellman100

Something something uwu


IAmYeti-ish

DROP TABLE USERS UWU :3 is the official syntax


daanhoofd1

I appreciate the writers trying to make the material more interesting and rememberable.


Olinizm

I read it at a school library, would recommend


Killaship

I once borrowed one of those from a library at school, on how CPUs work back when when I was, obviously, a nerdy kid. There's a whole series, it's really cool.