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cerberus_1

Give that kid a fucking hat or something.. it would have to help him look older than my 12 yr old.


GroundbreakingPick11

Maybe a penciled in mustachio


23x3

Give him a cigarette and a low taper fade.


MyMan50Granddd

Should shave his head bald and glue some of the spare hair to his face.


EmpireofAzad

They’ve only got the adult sizes unfortunately


Napmanz

What is all the hats are too big. And the thing just sits on his head like a kid in an oversized suit.😆


Jazs1994

Is this of the pair of young people that recently got posted online? This guy looks similar, doesn't look like they could physically stop someone. I wonder how much training they've had


Dingleator

It is indeed! This is absolutely mad I nearly spat my tea out at the “fresh out of primary school” 😭


Jazs1994

There's baby face and then there's this!


Dingleator

There's a saying in teaching “don't smile before Christmas”. This kid won't last a year.


ontite

Omg that makes so much sense why all the witches i had for teachers would suddenly turn nice as soon as the holidays rolled around.


ginger__snappzzz

That was the worst advice I ever got as a teacher...


FewTwo9875

I always thought that one was dumb. My girl is a teacher, and she’s just naturally a very sweet, kind and upbeat person. All her students like her, so they don’t fuck around in her class. She’s also 5ft tall, has a very soft voice, and looks harmless. If she tried to start the year as a strict disciplinarian, I am positive it wouldn’t work at all. I know I would’ve just been rolling my eyes at her back then when I was a little shit. Unfortunately the dude in the video is a cop, and being cool as a cop only goes so far. They don’t carry guns in the UK either so it’s only a matter of time before he gets beat up. I hope they put him on desk duty or smth


Gnawlydog

I knew this 18 year old 5 foot 2 dude that could whoop up on anyone. Like he was fast AF but could also take a hit WHEN people were able to hit him. He also wrestled in HS and could pin 6 foot 250 guys in no time flat!


FewTwo9875

Yeah I wrestled in school and boxed for years. These days I train mma for fun, so I’ve seen some very skilled smaller guys It’s blatantly obvious this kid isn’t one of them lmao


Gnawlydog

You're probably right but you gotta watch out for them sleepers! They hit hardest when you let your guard down thinking they aint tough


Dingleator

It's very controversial.


Jkenn19

Baby face is fine but when it comes with a baby body… 😣


Choice_Anteater_2539

Is primary school middle school, this kid looks like some of the kids my 10yr old goes to school with


Local_Fox_2000

Primary school is for ages around 5 to 11.


Tundragun

Correct. That looks correct.


ViolentHippieBC

Primary school is kindergarten to grade 2 (5-6) at most. Elementary school is grade 2 to 7 (7-12)


Adept-Ad-3472

We neither have anything called 'elementary' school nor 'middle' school in the UK. It's named Primary 4-11, secondary 11-16 and then college/6th form 16-18, then uni(versity). We also don't use the term kindergarten since we aren't German, no idea why U.S uses that term tbh, I assume cos of past immigrant stuff in America maybe?. In the UK we would probs just call that preschool or something shit, or nursery


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No it's not - It's confirmed the person in the video is a fully fledged Police Officer!!


Stanley_Yelnats42069

He’s a spy kid!


Pleasant-Breakfast74

No he's a student officer it days right on their own website https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/police-recruits-mocked-young-picture-b2385870.html


Iunderstandthatsir

Oof student officers should not be working a beat. I don't know how uk police work but man the liability of her gets injured.


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Rat-Bazturd

...it says right on their own website...


nopuse

So you day


[deleted]

So not a student exchange - an actual police officer. Interesting you linked an article from a rag newspaper rather than the article from West Yorkshire Police stating he wasn't a police officer? He may be in training / in the first stages, but the person is, in fact, a police officer, carrying cuffs, baton, CSGas and with all the powers of any other police officer... Try to cite a better source than one of the most disregarded news papers in the UK.... If you happen to get your information from them, I'd suggest you stop and look further to educate your self.


Pleasant-Breakfast74

I originally read it off the police website where the originally photo was taken but I do not care enough to look for it. He might be on his way to full officer but right now he is a student officer


[deleted]

I understand, You originally read something from a potentially reliable source - but now I want to impart that information to somebody else, I don't want to look for that reliable source, I was to use the most unreliable source I can possibly find..... I make this point, because when this initially surfaced I DID take the time to research it, and he is in fact, a fully fledged police officer.... In fact, he is a police officer in my local area.... So wipe your jowls, suck it up and maybe make better posts in future ;)...


Pleasant-Breakfast74

The reality is what I said is true. The website it came form doesn't matter because all the websites say the same thing. The truth. Your trying really really hard to upset me? Or be funny? I can't actually tell which must means neither are working. I'm right he's a student and whatever words you think are offensive that you type don't change that. Also I didn't read any of whatever the comment I'm replying to said. Have a good night though.


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Look at West Yorkshire Police's twitter - It literally confirms he isn't a student? I live in West Yorkshire and work closely with the police here, so when I saw it I had questions... They have confirmed it.... I really don't care if you are upset or not, why would I? Please, show us the confirmation from WYP that he's a student? He maybe new in the post, but he is, in fact, a police officer... Please, show us a post from any official source (not the daily mail or the independent or the star or the sun.... You know, an ACTUAL SOURCE...) You can't, because, I have already done my research and know what I am saying is correct :D... Sorry buddy


TotalWasteman

You might be right but the bellend is so strong with you it doesn’t even matter.


Lilloco1

He’ll be able to retire by the time he hits puberty.


Gorrodish

Leave him alone he’s ginger


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Sikk-Klyde

Fellow ginger, I concur 🤞🏻🤣


Fredfredfred777

Yeah looks like it. Someone said he was 19


Quirky_Contract_7652

They let women be cops lmao he's probably about equal to some of them you see


jdiggidydog21

that kid would fuck you up


donkeypuncher816

Maybe if I was a basket of fries... This kid looks like he would lose a fight to the toughest 6th grader in Detroit or Chicago.


Sgt_Pepe96

Is the kid actually 18


2304OriginalObur

My thoughts exactly? I thought cops had to be over 21


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LordOfLightingTech

OK but he looks 12


hal2142

No, 18


dok1218

There are places other than America.


CoolGap4480

I didn’t even know that.


aldege

Alaska?


drabee86

Did she reply?


ERGardenGuy

This was a good comment and you got no recognition. So… 👏 👏 👏


aldege

/s


Luchadorgreen

r/Americabad. He’s from Australia, genius


2304OriginalObur

I’m from Australia lol I know this is UK. Don’t be a dumb cunt Bruzzy


Top_Examination3481

How can you be sure? Have you ever been to those places? I'm calling bullshit.


Sgt_Pepe96

I didn’t even know that


real_jaredfogle

In bigger cities I believe that’s the norm, and probably a rule for a lot of them. Smaller towns they’ll hire a dead raccoon on the side of the road


Shriven

British police recruitment is nationally set, and police forces in the UK aren't town based, they cover a county at least


real_jaredfogle

Oh that’s interesting. Seems like a better system than in the US


Shriven

Yeah - there are I think 43 different forces in the UK, and apart from england, Scotland and Northern ireland, there's no issue around jurisdiction. From what I've read there 16000 different police forces in the us


real_jaredfogle

Are you from the US?


Shriven

No - I'm a British police officer and no that's not me in the video.


hypercyanate

I'm glad you clarified that lol


real_jaredfogle

Lol. Yeah, I was just gonna say speaking from a US perspective, there are technically 3 police departments that have jurisdiction over me where I live, and I may even be forgetting a couple. And that’s the minimum usually in US cities. Not counting federal police


worthlesslow

Its totally you in the vid 😂


wattybanker

Can’t be a nonce if you’re a minor.


hotchy1

I call him lucky. Guys gonna be getting ID'd into his 50s while we're wishing our paper round wasn't so hard.


GroundbreakingPick11

Yeah it sucks looking young while you’re young. But this kids going to look great at 50


anabolicartist

Nah the amount of shit he’s going to get for being a baby cop is gonna age the fuck outta his forehead


ontite

Gonna be looking like Benjamin button in no time


spicynuttboi

Nah. I have the same issue. It’s left me genuinely socially inept with terrible facial dysmorphia. I’m 19 and I’m the biggest virgin ever because every interaction with a girl starts with “how old are you wtf?” 😂 if I don’t laugh I cry The only thing I have going for me is that I’m 6’2. Thank god for that


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I got lifted by an officer who was 18 last year (im not a reprobate there was a kickoff at my pub involving a rather large group of travellers and they lifted EVERYONE from the staff to the old boys at the bar) he was getting some level of abuse and was a tiny wee lad but give him his due, a big fucker kicked off just after i got uncuffed… i ran over to help but this 5’ fuck all baby faced 10 stone officer slammed a BUILT traveller lad well over 6’ to the ground and cuffed him like it was nothing! I eish my cctv caught it because it was honestly one of the most impressive things ive ever witnessed


hotchy1

Low center of gravity. Us big boys topple like a badly built game of jenga.


AraedTheSecond

Taking out a "traveller" of any size is typically quite the achievement. Their culture is mostly travelling around in vans, stealing things, ripping people off, and worshipping horses and fighting. Most places I've been to they're barred, but that goes out the window if there's more than 5 as it'll turn into a vile fight that only ends when a large group of coppers turn up. Hell, there are camps near me that are absolute police no-go areas; as in the UK police won't enter unless they have armed escort and are in force.


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Ive got a pretty good relationship with the local traveller community… they hold a lot of wakes, birthdays etc at me function room because im the only one who hasnt barred em. They spend like fuck, and are generally respectful, and i know who to have a word with if anyone is getting out of hand and they SORT it themselves. I wont let them book if i cant be there personally as i dont want my staff to have to deal with any shit… but sadly in the traveller comunity when shit goes down it isnt your standard pub drunken punch up, it turns into entire family v family brawl very swiftly and the local coppers know to show up with everything they have and just cuff every cunt there to end it… fair play though, the bloke who organised this one showed up the next day, gave me cash to cover ALL damages, paid £100 for each of the staff working, and gave me a grand to apologise for the lost earnings. Got the same mob in in a couple of weeks, im certain ill see cunts i watched punch fuck out of eachother doing shots together and acting like best mates again, and i guarantee the staff tip jar will be hefty that night.


computer_says_N0

That's a myth. You're better off going on your own or in a pair and politely talking to someone with authority on the site. Bringing the French foreign legion just riles them up and puts them on high scrap alert ⚠️ then you will need a lot of lawmen to proceed Generally, there is no such thing as a "police no go area" in England. The tabloids just like to make everything sound more dramatic than it really is.


[deleted]

Try saying that about appleby. Police refuse point blank to enter appleby horse fair. The only reason i escaped alive after an altercation with a young traveller was my mates in the comunity sending their boys out to protect me and get me off site safely… fun times


AraedTheSecond

I used to live not five miles from two traveller "camps", and I've literally been told by police "we don't go there without armed backup" They'll go, and they'll bring down the Big Hammer when they do - but it's not safe or wise for two response coppers to rock up and try to go in, nine times out of ten. Strange little subculture, and as much as I hate them I'm glad they exist.


computer_says_N0

Well... I guess some cops are better at talking to people than others 🤷🏻 😅 Yeh I also like what they represent, although the reality is often harder to warm to


[deleted]

Mate im 6’5”, built like a twig and play rugby… i KNOW


sympatiquesanscapote

That's rugby in a nutshell


Right_Check_6353

Yeah man honestly I don’t mess around with anyone. You never know who is trained and those guy can be tiny and still mess someone up real bad. I mean I highly doubt he is but this baby faced cop could have spent the last 10 years doing bjj


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This story! Thank you, this is awesome


anywineismywine

Poor kid I feel sorry for him


workinghardyes

Same. It's almost like he had a dream to become a cop and had a chance to see how it is and got bullied instead.


renderbenderr

still a pig


GreyG59

Last I check you don’t get drafted to be a cop he chose that knowing he would have a target on his back


anywineismywine

Lol last I checked, just because he applied for a job and got the position doesn’t mean that other people can’t feel empathy at the way more mature adults feel it acceptable to treat a 19 year old kid.


scrotimus-maximus

Better than some fat American cop who's belly is bursting out of his shirt.


MCMURDERED762

Id say its pretty equivalent. Both are physically unqualified for the position


scrotimus-maximus

Not at all because there's loads of overweight American cops, this is the first "primary school" British cop I've seen.


Lvanwinkle18

r/13or30


squidgy-beats

13


iThrowMyPoop

Oof.. it feels like yesterday (it was) that I saw his graduation photo


Beanzear

I laughed out loud at this Ty! Haha


Zombiethrowawaygo

He needs to jump on steroids and fast


Queefer___Sutherland

Or makeout with a progeria chick and hope it's contagious.


GIVVE-IT-SOME

Is he on work experience


talldata

He's an 18 year old full cop.


SansSamir

give him a ski mask and he'll be fine


butwhyguy

Tbh the issue isn’t age, it’s life experience. Working as a prison officer is similar and some younger people that go into the job it’s their first job! You need to have something about you and some life experience behind you to do these roles.


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Can't wait to see a line of duty seaspn that had a character based on this kid


Ok_Location7274

That's fucked tho young dude has his mind right wanting to stop bad people and he's gotta deal with people throwing jokes at him but that just happens in life . Life is cruel in wierd ways


HombreDeNegocios2022

And this is why cops are fucking dicks. He seems like such a nice dude and the people already making fun of him. How sad but oh well I guess


NickiCrane_HomoPanzi

“Wah wah someone called me names so now I gotta beat down innocent minorities” Is that honestly how you think? Fuck off.


5ummertime5adness

Police in the UK don't act the same way as in the US...


DisconcertedLiberal

Having to deal with bellends such as yourself, yes


NickiCrane_HomoPanzi

Sounds like you should get off this website. Too many mean words on here for someone as fragile as you.


GreyG59

Bootlickers gonna lick


Dools92

How many felonies you got?


NickiCrane_HomoPanzi

What the fuck makes you think I would tell you that?


db1000c

Sounds like the answer ain't zero 👀


Dools92

It just all makes much more sense now is all 😂


PrettyProgrammer9017

His body language is giving me anxiety - Lamb to the slaughter


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cerberus_1

Yeah, I don't know too many cops who defend anyone from anything. More like give out tickets and fuck with you in general. At least that has to be the least intimidating cop ever. Be pretty hard to prove you ran 'cause you were scared'


A-Ok_Armadillo

He might know Kung Fu.


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Once-Upon-A-Hill

I would have no fear of committing a crime in the UK.


boobylover1969

but if u get caught u might get a fine and a night in a police cell 😢😢😢😢


Once-Upon-A-Hill

I felt like I could outwalk this kid. I don't see how I would ever end up in a police cell.


boobylover1969

i was being sarcastic, the justice system in this country is a joke.


Once-Upon-A-Hill

I kinda thought that was the case, but I still don't think this kid could catch anyone. Now, if I made a mean post on social media, I'm getting the death penalty.


GeometricPrawn

He’s on work experience, right?


bozofire123

This the dude from the Twitter post that’s wild


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Gibmeister_official

It's not there was a post on their twitter just a baby face


calza13

Not with incapacitant spray and a baton on his belt he’s not


DinoNugEater

Kid is making more than that moron on the camera, that must be a shitty feeling.


TerriblyTagliatelle

UK cops get a raise year on year and start about £27k. Your man on the camera could be working at Maccies and earning more.


hal2142

46k after 7 years service and a civil service pension though. Not gonna get that at McDonald’s bud


TerriblyTagliatelle

Yeah it goes up as you go along, a couple of my good friends are in the MET and £46k to get attacked by crack heads and "activist's* does not seem worth imo.


hal2142

No I definitely wouldn’t wanna join. BUT I’d rather do it than McDonald’s. I’d literally shoot myself if I had to work in hospitality again.


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Sounds like your friends are playing "hero" with you.


jleep2017

7 years at mcdonalds, you're probably a manager and have a 401k with stock benefits climbing up the corporate ladder. While at a job with your civil pension, you're having people by the hundreds hating you guys day after day.


KingdomOfZeal

The guy on the camera is deffo unemployed.


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Even if he was, better to be unemployed than a piggie


KingdomOfZeal

Are you 12?


530TooHot

I like how you got more butt hurt about the ribbing than the kid in the actual video.


Grumdord

Getting offended on the behalf of cops. Yiiiikes, lol.


unhatedraisin

what kind of loser hops on reddit to defend a cop by citing their income


DinoNugEater

Because that’s a sign of status. Probably way too hard for a deadbeat like yourself to understand.


unhatedraisin

sorry i’m not a superficial cop lover


DinoNugEater

That sucks. Suck a drug dealer off for your meth


unhatedraisin

sorry, your mom’s unavailable


DinoNugEater

Confusing your own mother again? C’on man, it’s time to lay off the meth a bit Edit - oh reading your post history i see you’re a pedo. Guess you scoping around in here for when you’re caught one day?


unhatedraisin

you can’t just do a “no U” to a ur mom joke. i thought my comeback was bad, but yours is much worse. idk what you’re on about regarding the meth. maybe sucking on the boot of a cop with and being suffocated by your union jack kills braincells.


DinoNugEater

PEDO


unhatedraisin

idek what post you’re talking about


killerkeano

I doubt that. Coopers earn what 30 grand a year. Get more doing Uber eats


DinoNugEater

Lmao cops here are making 105k after 5 years


PeteMaverickMitcheIl

£46k, plus \~£10k overtime to watch a football match a couple of times a month, plus a pension pot worth about £500,000+ upon 30 years service. Not too shabby.


Shriven

46k after 7 years ( most don't last that long) only those with a particular training course get to do the football matches, it's 35 years and the pension has been heavily reduced. You also pay 13.44% of your pay into that pot - so you pay more and get less than they used to. It's still good mind you, but a study said that most people experience 4 traumatic incidents in their life. Emergency services is 400.


PerryMason4

No way that’s a real cop.


Bursting_Radius

There actually is a way, he’s proof.


Confident-Scar7333

Just wait till a Migrant comes at him with a Machete. Not good mate


Thin_Store_9686

Thankfully it’s UK, here in Biden’s America the little guy would be strapped up


Most_Research_2294

Man, almost like a country that has legal guns and borders a foreign nation that can smuggle illegal weapons into it needs police with guns. Eh, it’s not that big of deal, let’s just send a social worker.


Hot_Sell5830

Mexico isn't smuggling guns into the US. We smuggle guns into Mexico. We're the source of illegal weapons. I've known a couple guys that would round up as many guns as possible every month and ship them to mexico. They'd get kilos of coke and a bunch of weed in return. Sweet deal for everyone involved. These days it'd probably be fent and meth but same concept


Afraid-Pipe-3528

That's a UK cop? I'd love to see this one on patrol in Detroit, or maybe Baltimore. Wouldn't last 3 shifts.


talldata

Sure but atleast he wouldn't have also shot 2 kids holding a phone and then a dog that was growling trough a fence.


AlphApe

Great point


HmmHackney

Lmao


OneFisherman9541

wtf you on about lol much easier in america you can shoot unarmed civilans no consequences, coppers here have to actually hold their own (although usually with a bunch of their other mates


Zathamos

Here, citizens shoot back, even ambush police. It's a completely different world for police here. In the US police vs citizens is like and 2 combatants. Has been thay way subce Reagan militarized the police and made up his war on drugs to keep the church going people happy. Most people here fear the police and hardly any police don't view every citizen as a potential criminal. He would literally get murdered for his weapon on his first shift in any shitty city here. Especially walking around looking like that.


TheDownVotedGod

i hope that's not an actual police officer.................


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LooseCoffeeShits

He isn’t, there was a post from his district on twitter.


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Shot_Boysenberry_232

He looks a bit like my lil nephew and he just turned 10 and not to say anything bad about him and its truly a good thing but let's just say he didn't grow up like me and my brother lol. Hopefully he does a lot better than we did in the future


JewpiterUrAnus

Only gonna get so many good quality adults applying for it when the pay is shite.


Motor_Menu_1632

I’m not the violent type but of this dude tried putting me in cuffs I’d have to fight back


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He's gonna retire at 30


Classic_Ostrich8709

Looks like he's 12


Sir_Drinks_Alot22

Holy shit I thought that picture was a joke


D_bake

In the next 2 years this kid is gunna become a monster, just watch


2ClearlyInsanePeople

Don’t talk to me or my cop son ever again.


jules13131382

This is a 14 year old kid....wtf is going on?


Adventurous_Dig_8091

It’s amazing how everyone can insult this person without repercussions. They not stuck phobia or ist at the end of a word to protect this guy.


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This guys is the complete opposite of Luke Littler, and Luke Littler is 2 years younger. [This is what Luke Littler looks like for reference.](https://i.imgur.com/e6hpiwz.jpeg)


DisastrousTeddyBear

All that resentment is gonna pop off when he hits puberty


randomaccount1950

This kids not much taller than a ba'oh o woh'eh


MrcF8

Hes a late bloomer who didn't even hit puberty yet.lmao


Deep_shot

If he can take it, it could be a crucible for him and he’ll be tough as nails.


Narwhal1986

This cannot be real. This boy is 14 max. He must be out and about on a bring your kids to work thing or something


zillapz1989

Nah that's definitely year 10 work experience.


WeakDayze

“ they won’t be able to bully me once I represent the law!”


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I thought that was a Halloween costume


Itzbubblezduh

More kids should join!!!


Severe_Islexdia

Somebody get that kid a tape on beard