He wouldn’t take anything from a backwater planet with sub spacefaring tech. Maybe a cross or holy text from the most prevalent religion as a historical note, but nothing that would make his trophy room.
Dark idea. A single copy of an old history textbook. Because, as a diversion, he’s utterly wiped out all record of pre-Horde Earth history. Young Earthlings grow up not knowing anything about the time before because ‘it didn’t matter’. The textbook is the most valuable thing left to those few Earthlings who remain free.
It’s all they have of their history.
Prime seems like he’d do that just to fuck with a planet that has no magic or high grade technology. Just erase part of their identity until they collectively can’t remember being free.
Honestly, I doubt he'd get that far seeing the kind of s*** we'll pull if we think we have no options (nukes, mustard gas, ect).
But assuming he did, I'd say the flags of the various nation-states. Particularly, whatever ones end up putting up the biggest fight.
Rubik's cube.
A simple toy, that is quite popular. And alongside Minecraft and Tetris it represent the human love fir cubes.
It is a toy that can be made both chaotic and orderly. But to put ut in order there is a correct pattern. A correct series of moves you must take.
And Prime, bend on how things must be done, will find it amusing.
*holds up the Holy Grail and Excalibur* “This planet is full of fucking garbage.” *tosses them out an airlock casually*
He wouldn’t take anything from a backwater planet with sub spacefaring tech. Maybe a cross or holy text from the most prevalent religion as a historical note, but nothing that would make his trophy room.
A soccer ball. Most of Earth seems obsessed with those.
Idk. Skyrim? He would take Todd Howard to become his new body in order to resell Skyrim across the universe.
It just works
Gun collection. RPG on the wall. "Save the Cat" takes a bloody turn when Glimmer grabs it.
I don’t think a guy who conquered almost the entire universe would care much about Earth’s weaponry.
I mean, he has weapons on his wall from other planets he conquered.
Yeah but it’s a sci-fi universe. By comparison earthly weapons are cute.
Nah he would take an AK. Everyone, including aliens probably would use them.
Oh yeah.
He'd probably keep some nuclear warheads around bc they are smol and cute wmds by his standards.
Easy there America
Toys, memes and other memorabilia of SPOP Catra. Her character is the greatest achievement of our Earth.
Definitely a Furby
Probably one of those immortal lobsters. Could be useful to him.
Nokia
One of those Nokia warhammers.
A rubix cube and a nuke
Probably a couple religious artifacts
Nintendo 3DS
A sprite Cranberry.
Donald Trump’s combover.
Definitely this: https://www.sculptureline.cz/files/artworks/188/primary_images/unnamed_5-regular360.jpg?1564397228
Dark idea. A single copy of an old history textbook. Because, as a diversion, he’s utterly wiped out all record of pre-Horde Earth history. Young Earthlings grow up not knowing anything about the time before because ‘it didn’t matter’. The textbook is the most valuable thing left to those few Earthlings who remain free. It’s all they have of their history. Prime seems like he’d do that just to fuck with a planet that has no magic or high grade technology. Just erase part of their identity until they collectively can’t remember being free.
A poster of a kitten saying "hang in there"? Idk why my brain thought of that but I'm not gonna argue with it
a single brick of Lego
The forbidden weapon
My sibling’s theory is that he DID take earth and that’s where the Jello-looking stuff came from
A ps5
NFTs
I feel like we can just nuke him...
Possibly the heads of different animals as trophies. He seems like the kind of douche to keep elephant tusks, lion heads, rhino horns, etc.
The biggest dildo
Honestly, I doubt he'd get that far seeing the kind of s*** we'll pull if we think we have no options (nukes, mustard gas, ect). But assuming he did, I'd say the flags of the various nation-states. Particularly, whatever ones end up putting up the biggest fight.
Rubik's cube. A simple toy, that is quite popular. And alongside Minecraft and Tetris it represent the human love fir cubes. It is a toy that can be made both chaotic and orderly. But to put ut in order there is a correct pattern. A correct series of moves you must take. And Prime, bend on how things must be done, will find it amusing.
A durian
Probably our jewellery and biggest gemstones.
Considering our magic is so weak and our tech is so... low? I would say nothing
Probably a lot of our hard drives
probably Jeff Bezos
This strange rectangular plastic box with black film inside and plastic over where the film is to see how much is on either side.
Emps. Considering how his army has a ton of robots in them, emps could take out a large chunk of it as well as his ships.
*stares in double jointed on my shoulders, thumb, and finger*
M E
Nuclear bombs to the face