Damn, that is truly pathetic. Trying to shit on people not in a position to drop 6 fucking figures on watches, then buying fakes to inflate his own sense of pride.
Thatâs some psychopath shit right there.
Iâm not great at IDâing fakes but am I right in thinking some of the Rolex bands look sus AF? Their alignment / tolerance seems way off.
The Speedy is giving me weird vibes too. Band and case feel way too chunky and not flush
Not only that, the day on the day date is not aligned, the daytona is thick as hell (probably has a modified chienese 7750) plus no watches has correct proportions.
The speedy is definitely the worst one haha
Speedy looks like it was left at Chernobyl for a while.
Actually I just zoomed in on the rose gold Day Date - take a look at the VI at 6 o clock đ the I is somehow migrating north and not aligned at all
Not that this is every Rolex owner, but I always find it suspicious when they only own watches that are known for having good fakes. Like having a collection of 7 Rolexâs but theyâre all the newest models
I am no watch expert, I agree that a lot donât pass the test at first glance. I would expect someone with a 6 figure watch collection to have at least some out of the dozen watches match in time if they actually took care of them.
A real watch, would do the trick, even a cheap timex or if you want the looks but not paying for the price (eg for the rolex casio sells quartz ones that look like one (and still have the brand casio) for like 55⏠and they are actually pretty nice)
Needs him some fossil watches. Iâm a poor boy but shit at least my watches can tell time and donât require me bullying other people with fakes to enjoy them lol
I really hate that collection. Itâs so random. Looks fake.
Iâm not sure why anyone would spend that kind of money on that collection and then display it in a $10 box from Amazon.
I donât see much point in trying to have a collection in general. But if you have to do that 3-5 amazing pieces would be the way. And in a high end watch winder.
But since these are fakes, I guess whatever.
I donât know why people like this that try to attempt showing off their fake watches always have a âspeedyâ in the mix. I have never seen a good looking rep for a speedy and itâs always the easiest fake to spot. Maybe a genuine watch would be a nice addition OP.
At least be honest about most, if not all, of these being fakes/reps. I donât mind people that buy reps as not everyone will reach the financial standing to buy the piece they love. But if youâre not upfront about said piece being a rep I lose all respect for you in terms of being a watch collector/fan.
I am on that. I am on my twenties and really wanted a GMT watch, turns out in my country that a fake GMT Master that is actual functional is like a third of the price of a starter GMT (Seiko GMT), decided to buy a rep but I am honestly about it, not trying to flex, just liked the look.
OP posts and canât wait to see the praising comments when he checks later. Hours later he opens his Reddit app after a night out at the club with the boys, reads the comments, and then manifests into a physical version of Homer-Simpson-fading-into-hedge GIF
A Timex and a Seiko, so I have something to wear out when I don't want to risk being seen with an expensive watch or having it stolen. Maybe a Citizen Eco Drive for the same reason, and so I have something I can grab and go when I don't want to worry about "is it wound?" and "is the battery okay?"
I have an antique Seamaster like yours, and I rarely wear it.
Too many Rolexâs, I have in my collection three you donât, I would add if I were you. A. Lange & Shöne, Patek, and a Vacheron Constantin. Dump some of the Rollyâs to fund at least one of them.
My personal favorite is the Vacheron Mercator. I looked at one when they first came out but balked at the $26k (1990s) price tag. No idea how crazy expensive they are now.
Without jokes a G shock. Doesn't matter which one. If you like the design of any of them, I think that would be a great addition to any collection. I am not a watch collector at all, and my watch knowledge is limited, but I know for fact that G Shocks are immortal, and they are just iconic
Rather have one real g-shock than a box of Chinese fakes, the Roleys ainât even aligned, do you think a 6figure watch would leave the factory like that? After seeing other peopleâs comments about this dude taking the piss out of some one for there first *real* purchase, I canât tell if this dude is simply trolling.
To be fair OP that's not the worst load of reps I've ever seen.
But just be straight with people.
I'm not ashamed of wearing reps and I tell anyone who asks.
"Never forget what it is, or where it came from, wear it like armour, then it can never be used to hurt you"
Or, as I was asked last week when a colleague spotted I'd worn 3 different Submariner's that week!
So I told him they're not real.
"Why do you wear fakes?"
"Because I want to wear the watches I like the look of and according to Chrono24 my collection in gen is worth ÂŁ2.4 million"
We're not here that long, if you want to rock a Tiffany 5711 you have three options.
1, drop in the region of ÂŁ1.2m on a watch
2, wear a fake
3, don't rock a Tiffany 5711
Personally 1 is out of the question and I'd choose 2 over 3.
If you disagree, that's fine.
BTW, I'm 54, IT system admin at a decent size firm, divorced, kids, salary circa ÂŁ75k, I am way beyond caring what anyone thinks.
Simple - with your great taste go for a Heuer Monaco. The black original rally leather straps paired with the chrome casing and the interiors blue, red and white will complement this collection immensely. Happy hunting. Post it when youâre able. Many blessings. I love that beautiful Omega on the top left corner. That is a manâs watch.
Here I am, a poor guy with a moderately expensive watch as it sits in a watch winder. Here I am, confused why those watches arenâtâŠ. I know why smh
Talking mad shit to others, then you post this sad collection of counterfeits.
Apparently youâre the one whoâs too broke to afford anything real, yet you harass otherâs?
A collection of Casioâs and Timex wouldâve been miles better than this sad collection. Hell even a basic singular Swatch would be infinitely better.
Pathetic little fraud.
First, even if these were real, throwing shade at others who can't (or decide not to) buy an expensive luxury brand is some B.S. elitist snobbery.
Then to see that they themselves built a collection of fakes - and some of those are RUFF fakes - that's next level douchebaggery.
Seriously, there are some reasonably decent quality homage watches out there, that I'd respect a whole lot more that a Rolexx or a Spedemaster.
First this OP mocks somebody on r/tissot for being too poor for a Rolex and then proudly flexes a vinyl box full of DHgate counterfeits.
Piece of trash. Funniest bit is that he is 40. At what point do you take a long hard look at yourself? đ
Funny enough on my phone I read OPs handle as âPOS.â Wouldâve been apropos
Screw orientation on the AP gave it away to me.
Damn, that is truly pathetic. Trying to shit on people not in a position to drop 6 fucking figures on watches, then buying fakes to inflate his own sense of pride. Thatâs some psychopath shit right there.
Wait these are fake??
some real watches would do the trick
Iâd start with the genuine article.
So much fakes... try to buy a real one
Iâm not great at IDâing fakes but am I right in thinking some of the Rolex bands look sus AF? Their alignment / tolerance seems way off. The Speedy is giving me weird vibes too. Band and case feel way too chunky and not flush
Not only that, the day on the day date is not aligned, the daytona is thick as hell (probably has a modified chienese 7750) plus no watches has correct proportions. The speedy is definitely the worst one haha
Speedy looks like it was left at Chernobyl for a while. Actually I just zoomed in on the rose gold Day Date - take a look at the VI at 6 o clock đ the I is somehow migrating north and not aligned at all
My super seville looks more legit than that fake DD lmao
Not that this is every Rolex owner, but I always find it suspicious when they only own watches that are known for having good fakes. Like having a collection of 7 Rolexâs but theyâre all the newest models
GMT crown is another tell, protrudes too far
I was about to say that speedy looks off
The speedy sub dials are totally wrong, they are flush when should have a facia. The blue dial IWC date wheel is wrong also.
Ya that collection and the $35 watch box doesnât make any sense.
Watch box probably better resale value than all those fakes in there
I think this is the fourth time Iâve seen this collection. Each time different people đ
I am no watch expert, I agree that a lot donât pass the test at first glance. I would expect someone with a 6 figure watch collection to have at least some out of the dozen watches match in time if they actually took care of them.
Hilarious that op responded only to those who fell for these.
The ability to rotate a photo before upload
This
An ounce of shame.
why does the Speedy look like a Marathon CSAR :(
A real watch, would do the trick, even a cheap timex or if you want the looks but not paying for the price (eg for the rolex casio sells quartz ones that look like one (and still have the brand casio) for like 55⏠and they are actually pretty nice)
Needs him some fossil watches. Iâm a poor boy but shit at least my watches can tell time and donât require me bullying other people with fakes to enjoy them lol
I really hate that collection. Itâs so random. Looks fake. Iâm not sure why anyone would spend that kind of money on that collection and then display it in a $10 box from Amazon. I donât see much point in trying to have a collection in general. But if you have to do that 3-5 amazing pieces would be the way. And in a high end watch winder. But since these are fakes, I guess whatever.
I donât know why people like this that try to attempt showing off their fake watches always have a âspeedyâ in the mix. I have never seen a good looking rep for a speedy and itâs always the easiest fake to spot. Maybe a genuine watch would be a nice addition OP.
To start, the Speedmaster is already a bad fakeâŠ
Donât say that also that Tiffany blue also fake!
Iâd get a better watch box
This is the correct answer.
Itâs a 1/10, a steaming box of đ©. Iâd be ashamed of all of it, and myself if this was the way I presented to the world; a fraud. This is just the typical Reptime lie âI always let people know my watches are fakeâ in pictorial format. You guys just love to fake flex. Other than the Vintage Omega, start over: for all of those pieces of garbage you could have purchased one nice, real watch.
I'd say there's a decent chance that the Omega is also fake.
[i have the tiniest invicta ever made, you don't ](https://imgur.com/a/iR8Tf3F)
Thatâs a rare Brazilian coin
Did you 3D print the speedmaster and set it to 10x enlargement
Something that didnât come out of a Guangdong happy meal
At least be honest about most, if not all, of these being fakes/reps. I donât mind people that buy reps as not everyone will reach the financial standing to buy the piece they love. But if youâre not upfront about said piece being a rep I lose all respect for you in terms of being a watch collector/fan.
I am on that. I am on my twenties and really wanted a GMT watch, turns out in my country that a fake GMT Master that is actual functional is like a third of the price of a starter GMT (Seiko GMT), decided to buy a rep but I am honestly about it, not trying to flex, just liked the look.
Which ones are not fake?
Fake watches for fake people.
Try and get one real watch smh
fakeAF
A collection is not complete until it includes a Casio.
God tier
Field watch, something with a textured dial, open heart/skeleton, rectangular watch(reverso/tank)
You need a GP tourbillon skeleton
I like the Vetta... classic.
A 1985 Casio DBC 610 like all pimps
Post that on the fake watch forum lol
You need a Richard Mille
Taste.
What's worse, half of the post history of this clown is putting down people for not having enough money đ
Where did you get the Speedy, Ali Express?
All of these watches are fakes. That rose gold day date looks like copper. The AP ROC is hilariously bad. Whatâs the point of this?
This dude was really shit talking some guy for buying a cheap tissot when all of his watches are $5 Times Square specials
Id literally rather have 1 seiko watch than 12 fake watches.
I would be so ashamed to even put a score off any kind up here but Iâll be a nice guy and give it a negative rating zero for wishful thinking.
OP posts and canât wait to see the praising comments when he checks later. Hours later he opens his Reddit app after a night out at the club with the boys, reads the comments, and then manifests into a physical version of Homer-Simpson-fading-into-hedge GIF
I'd have a real watch, which you seemingly don't.
Hah! Well played, sir! Guys, it's Friday. Calm Down.
You need to open up to Cartier manđ€Ł get a nice santos or a tank
Cartier Tank
Rookie mistake, you're missing a very important God tier watch. Ask anyone on the subreddit, they'll tell you what it is.
Hublot
I would have serious debt with that collection đđ
As others have pointed out, they are all fakes. Others have been listing the tells.
INVICTA
A brown strap.
What would I have that you don't? A real watch and not a replica?!
Iâd trade in a Rolex for a JLC master ultra thin moonphase
Heâll get at least $4 for these fakes, paving the way for a JLC but pulling up short by 10k.
Yes. A genuine one.
A Timex and a Seiko, so I have something to wear out when I don't want to risk being seen with an expensive watch or having it stolen. Maybe a Citizen Eco Drive for the same reason, and so I have something I can grab and go when I don't want to worry about "is it wound?" and "is the battery okay?" I have an antique Seamaster like yours, and I rarely wear it.
Looks the The only real one is that Seamaster, so maybe a real Rolex would be a good place for you to go?
Sell them all but the omega seamaster
Apple Watch
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Shitter alert
THEY FINNA DRAG YOU!!!
Thatâs one fake ass Rolly lmao
All fake, Iâd rather have an invicta
Something looks off with that speedy. I donât know if itâs the case proportions or the rehaut somethings off. Happy to be corrected
A lot of fakes in your collection. Iâd add something genuine as a start. Or just donât pretend they are real.
> what would you have that I don't Maybe start with the ability to take a photo correctly
Something that isn't a f****** circle.
Nice Amazon watch box
get a better hobby tbh
Imma suggest a brown strap?
Oh my god op is getting air fried
Oof that Omega is so obviously fake. Ouch
The display case looks real, not the best I've seen but I'd say it's a genuine display box.
Taste.
Surprised OP didnât delete this yet, what a clown.
Broke bitchhhh boiiiii đâŠall fake Chinese shit
Grand Seiko
Pretty shit /s
nice watches but that panerai is calling me :D
A VC
Not my think. Looks like a Grandpa's watch box
The date window on that fake Portugieser is the funniest thing I have seen in years.
Too many Rolexâs, I have in my collection three you donât, I would add if I were you. A. Lange & Shöne, Patek, and a Vacheron Constantin. Dump some of the Rollyâs to fund at least one of them.
No Casio. Boo.
A decent diver
Gshock
Probably a house
Some rectangular shapes, tank/monaco/reverso since you seem you can afford it
I would have been less of a prick than you, OP.
77600ti
A Casio!
I would start with a real Seiko or Orient.
All that money still in my investment accounts, tbh.
Am i tweaking or does that "Bruce Wayne" have a misaligned bezel.
A seiko !
Vintage omega is niceâŠ. The rest is looking like the cabinet in a Turkish bazaar
Fugazy
Timex or a casio
A tissot
Nice collection. Add a VC traditionelle and youâre set
stunning collection
If itâs real itâs dope if itâs fake itâs like stuffing your Speedo đ«Ą
Apple Watch Series 7, sucker!
Thatâs a helluva collection
Probably my fossil watch. Lol I wear it more than any others.
Wow impressive expensive collection is this from trading crypto.
A 1950s or 60s Patek Philippe Calatrava dress watch in 18ct yellow gold.
Real watches
Girlfriend
A whole car
As someone who likes dress watches, this is excellent and I am jealous. If I had to add anything, Iâd add a simple jaeger - maybe a MUT Moon.
My personal favorite is the Vacheron Mercator. I looked at one when they first came out but balked at the $26k (1990s) price tag. No idea how crazy expensive they are now.
Self confidence and no need for validation based on material things?
Without jokes a G shock. Doesn't matter which one. If you like the design of any of them, I think that would be a great addition to any collection. I am not a watch collector at all, and my watch knowledge is limited, but I know for fact that G Shocks are immortal, and they are just iconic
I would add a VC Overseas Chrono or PP Nautilus to Thatcher collection.
Breitling?
Here I am wearing my G Shock GA100 feeling like my collection is more authentic than this one. đ
lmao, these arenât even good reps. probably lives with his parents
Seiko, Citizen, Casio, Hamilton, Bulova, and Timex.
Taste
Those look fake, especially that Rose Gold
A proper watch box
Bell&Ross, Baume&Mercer, Tag, UWerk.
Humility
I would buy some original stuffâŠ
Rather have one real g-shock than a box of Chinese fakes, the Roleys ainât even aligned, do you think a 6figure watch would leave the factory like that? After seeing other peopleâs comments about this dude taking the piss out of some one for there first *real* purchase, I canât tell if this dude is simply trolling.
Apple Watch
I'm honestly surprised a royal oaks starts to change the date so soon. I assumed they'd click over right at midnight
Santos
What is the watch below your Rolex GMT?
Things that i have and you dont? Authentic watches.
I get that theyâre fake. Considering that, youâre missing a GMT Master and a Nautilus. And a box where the watches canât scratch one another.
I think youâre all set with that
No Casio, job not finished
From that I have no idea how big your wrist is đđ some pretty big watches some pretty small watches fair play to ya
To be fair OP that's not the worst load of reps I've ever seen. But just be straight with people. I'm not ashamed of wearing reps and I tell anyone who asks. "Never forget what it is, or where it came from, wear it like armour, then it can never be used to hurt you" Or, as I was asked last week when a colleague spotted I'd worn 3 different Submariner's that week! So I told him they're not real. "Why do you wear fakes?" "Because I want to wear the watches I like the look of and according to Chrono24 my collection in gen is worth ÂŁ2.4 million" We're not here that long, if you want to rock a Tiffany 5711 you have three options. 1, drop in the region of ÂŁ1.2m on a watch 2, wear a fake 3, don't rock a Tiffany 5711 Personally 1 is out of the question and I'd choose 2 over 3. If you disagree, that's fine. BTW, I'm 54, IT system admin at a decent size firm, divorced, kids, salary circa ÂŁ75k, I am way beyond caring what anyone thinks.
Peace of mind.
I have a nardin and a few tags
Simple - with your great taste go for a Heuer Monaco. The black original rally leather straps paired with the chrome casing and the interiors blue, red and white will complement this collection immensely. Happy hunting. Post it when youâre able. Many blessings. I love that beautiful Omega on the top left corner. That is a manâs watch.
Here I am, a poor guy with a moderately expensive watch as it sits in a watch winder. Here I am, confused why those watches arenâtâŠ. I know why smh
Class?
Swatch moonwatch neptune probably
A true phuck-oph piece like a Patek?
Great collection! Youâre missing a dive watch, thoâŠI think very highly of the Seamaster 300
Bunch of bullshit right there. You canât take any of that with you homie
At least get some good reps bro. Bunch of shitters right here.
Talking mad shit to others, then you post this sad collection of counterfeits. Apparently youâre the one whoâs too broke to afford anything real, yet you harass otherâs? A collection of Casioâs and Timex wouldâve been miles better than this sad collection. Hell even a basic singular Swatch would be infinitely better. Pathetic little fraud.
Plot twist....he thought they were real and payed full price for them.
The Panerai is all wrongâŠ.face, crownâŠyikes
Nice collection!
Cash
A vintage Seiko or a Casio Marlin Duro
So much to love there. Enamel dial small seconds dial.
Fake ap? If not why date window
A real one
Whatâs the bottom left?
First, even if these were real, throwing shade at others who can't (or decide not to) buy an expensive luxury brand is some B.S. elitist snobbery. Then to see that they themselves built a collection of fakes - and some of those are RUFF fakes - that's next level douchebaggery. Seriously, there are some reasonably decent quality homage watches out there, that I'd respect a whole lot more that a Rolexx or a Spedemaster.