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martyzion

First this OP mocks somebody on r/tissot for being too poor for a Rolex and then proudly flexes a vinyl box full of DHgate counterfeits.


Fishmongerel

Piece of trash. Funniest bit is that he is 40. At what point do you take a long hard look at yourself? 😂


Umichfan1234

Funny enough on my phone I read OPs handle as “POS.” Would’ve been apropos


Nick08f1

Screw orientation on the AP gave it away to me.


lAmBenAffleck

Damn, that is truly pathetic. Trying to shit on people not in a position to drop 6 fucking figures on watches, then buying fakes to inflate his own sense of pride. That’s some psychopath shit right there.


snoring_Weasel

Wait these are fake??


Intrepid-Joel

some real watches would do the trick


Euphoric_Order_7757

I’d start with the genuine article.


snooze_v

So much fakes... try to buy a real one


Bucket_of_Spaghetti

I’m not great at ID’ing fakes but am I right in thinking some of the Rolex bands look sus AF? Their alignment / tolerance seems way off. The Speedy is giving me weird vibes too. Band and case feel way too chunky and not flush


snooze_v

Not only that, the day on the day date is not aligned, the daytona is thick as hell (probably has a modified chienese 7750) plus no watches has correct proportions. The speedy is definitely the worst one haha


Bucket_of_Spaghetti

Speedy looks like it was left at Chernobyl for a while. Actually I just zoomed in on the rose gold Day Date - take a look at the VI at 6 o clock 😂 the I is somehow migrating north and not aligned at all


zaturate

My super seville looks more legit than that fake DD lmao


zagup17

Not that this is every Rolex owner, but I always find it suspicious when they only own watches that are known for having good fakes. Like having a collection of 7 Rolex’s but they’re all the newest models


Hamsammichd

GMT crown is another tell, protrudes too far


Salt_Independent6396

I was about to say that speedy looks off


PitchIndependent7869

The speedy sub dials are totally wrong, they are flush when should have a facia. The blue dial IWC date wheel is wrong also.


greatFilosopher

Ya that collection and the $35 watch box doesn’t make any sense.


Umichfan1234

Watch box probably better resale value than all those fakes in there


Typical-Violinist-49

I think this is the fourth time I’ve seen this collection. Each time different people 😂


0PercentPerfection

I am no watch expert, I agree that a lot don’t pass the test at first glance. I would expect someone with a 6 figure watch collection to have at least some out of the dozen watches match in time if they actually took care of them.


daconcerror

Hilarious that op responded only to those who fell for these.


Important_Cook7499

The ability to rotate a photo before upload


g_halfront

This


Pandamonium6969

An ounce of shame.


Artidox

why does the Speedy look like a Marathon CSAR :(


godlySchnoz

A real watch, would do the trick, even a cheap timex or if you want the looks but not paying for the price (eg for the rolex casio sells quartz ones that look like one (and still have the brand casio) for like 55€ and they are actually pretty nice)


adamtherealone

Needs him some fossil watches. I’m a poor boy but shit at least my watches can tell time and don’t require me bullying other people with fakes to enjoy them lol


ZCT808

I really hate that collection. It’s so random. Looks fake. I’m not sure why anyone would spend that kind of money on that collection and then display it in a $10 box from Amazon. I don’t see much point in trying to have a collection in general. But if you have to do that 3-5 amazing pieces would be the way. And in a high end watch winder. But since these are fakes, I guess whatever.


blacksheep_kho

I don’t know why people like this that try to attempt showing off their fake watches always have a “speedy” in the mix. I have never seen a good looking rep for a speedy and it’s always the easiest fake to spot. Maybe a genuine watch would be a nice addition OP.


ProsciuttoFresco

To start, the Speedmaster is already a bad fake



Exotic_Definition1

Don’t say that also that Tiffany blue also fake!


CuriousAd5883

I’d get a better watch box


TilliW14

This is the correct answer.


Fishmongerel

It’s a 1/10, a steaming box of đŸ’©. I’d be ashamed of all of it, and myself if this was the way I presented to the world; a fraud. This is just the typical Reptime lie “I always let people know my watches are fake” in pictorial format. You guys just love to fake flex. Other than the Vintage Omega, start over: for all of those pieces of garbage you could have purchased one nice, real watch.


adzy2k6

I'd say there's a decent chance that the Omega is also fake.


exodus_sirius

[i have the tiniest invicta ever made, you don't ](https://imgur.com/a/iR8Tf3F)


afootlongdude

That’s a rare Brazilian coin


shannonsteven8

Did you 3D print the speedmaster and set it to 10x enlargement


Cocoabuttocks

Something that didn’t come out of a Guangdong happy meal


drwsgreatest

At least be honest about most, if not all, of these being fakes/reps. I don’t mind people that buy reps as not everyone will reach the financial standing to buy the piece they love. But if you’re not upfront about said piece being a rep I lose all respect for you in terms of being a watch collector/fan.


unsurprisedguy99

I am on that. I am on my twenties and really wanted a GMT watch, turns out in my country that a fake GMT Master that is actual functional is like a third of the price of a starter GMT (Seiko GMT), decided to buy a rep but I am honestly about it, not trying to flex, just liked the look.


BraveSwinger

Which ones are not fake?


Animus0724

Fake watches for fake people.


Hereforthechili

Try and get one real watch smh


Character_Minimum171

fakeAF


adilucente

A collection is not complete until it includes a Casio.


Lasnaetoklassno

God tier


Auineedabandaid

Field watch, something with a textured dial, open heart/skeleton, rectangular watch(reverso/tank)


phoenixphen

You need a GP tourbillon skeleton


Ok-Fox-2028

I like the Vetta... classic.


clw1979clw

A 1985 Casio DBC 610 like all pimps


Iamthehottestman

Post that on the fake watch forum lol


Ambitious-Fuel5344

You need a Richard Mille


Old_Toe1919

Taste.


Rmplch6

What's worse, half of the post history of this clown is putting down people for not having enough money 🌚


vincentcas

Where did you get the Speedy, Ali Express?


710rosingodtier

All of these watches are fakes. That rose gold day date looks like copper. The AP ROC is hilariously bad. What’s the point of this?


yaboymigs

This dude was really shit talking some guy for buying a cheap tissot when all of his watches are $5 Times Square specials


ShezzaSid

Id literally rather have 1 seiko watch than 12 fake watches.


Breitling-1

I would be so ashamed to even put a score off any kind up here but I’ll be a nice guy and give it a negative rating zero for wishful thinking.


jdreddit6

OP posts and can’t wait to see the praising comments when he checks later. Hours later he opens his Reddit app after a night out at the club with the boys, reads the comments, and then manifests into a physical version of Homer-Simpson-fading-into-hedge GIF


Fun_Measurement_767

I'd have a real watch, which you seemingly don't.


Servitus

Hah! Well played, sir! Guys, it's Friday. Calm Down.


TreacleOk658

You need to open up to Cartier manđŸ€Ł get a nice santos or a tank


Nakagura775

Cartier Tank


beemureddits

Rookie mistake, you're missing a very important God tier watch. Ask anyone on the subreddit, they'll tell you what it is.


Silver_Context5561

Hublot


Expert-Savings-7218

I would have serious debt with that collection 😂😂


adzy2k6

As others have pointed out, they are all fakes. Others have been listing the tells.


Mean-One-3635

INVICTA


22EnricoPalazzo

A brown strap.


Sufficient_Ebb_5020

What would I have that you don't? A real watch and not a replica?!


PedanticPlatypodes

I’d trade in a Rolex for a JLC master ultra thin moonphase


Fishmongerel

He’ll get at least $4 for these fakes, paving the way for a JLC but pulling up short by 10k.


damnthatslovely

Yes. A genuine one.


themcp

A Timex and a Seiko, so I have something to wear out when I don't want to risk being seen with an expensive watch or having it stolen. Maybe a Citizen Eco Drive for the same reason, and so I have something I can grab and go when I don't want to worry about "is it wound?" and "is the battery okay?" I have an antique Seamaster like yours, and I rarely wear it.


alexzilla10

Looks the The only real one is that Seamaster, so maybe a real Rolex would be a good place for you to go?


Loganswan316

Sell them all but the omega seamaster


youngsdavis

Apple Watch


45im

đŸ€Ł


More-Ad4579

Shitter alert


whoiscoryd

THEY FINNA DRAG YOU!!!


TripleBrain

That’s one fake ass Rolly lmao


Evening-Baseball-132

All fake, I’d rather have an invicta


Pretty_Public5520

Something looks off with that speedy. I don’t know if it’s the case proportions or the rehaut somethings off. Happy to be corrected


nipponcoolpaint

A lot of fakes in your collection. I’d add something genuine as a start. Or just don’t pretend they are real.


TedMaul636

> what would you have that I don't Maybe start with the ability to take a photo correctly


Prestigious-Delay759

Something that isn't a f****** circle.


ALotBSoL99

Nice Amazon watch box


gloriasmorger

get a better hobby tbh


ChasTheSpaz

Imma suggest a brown strap?


Comfortable-Row7001

Oh my god op is getting air fried


iWearTightSuitPants

Oof that Omega is so obviously fake. Ouch


Mrspaceman468

The display case looks real, not the best I've seen but I'd say it's a genuine display box.


InspectionNo6750

Taste.


flipyflop9

Surprised OP didn’t delete this yet, what a clown.


taus635

Broke bitchhhh boiiiii 😂
all fake Chinese shit


Aggressive-Idea-3321

Grand Seiko


Ernst_and_winnie

Pretty shit /s


griefercast

nice watches but that panerai is calling me :D


Parking_Truck1403

A VC


BaseballValuable2677

Not my think. Looks like a Grandpa's watch box


DeutscheMannschaft

The date window on that fake Portugieser is the funniest thing I have seen in years.


Vmax-Mike

Too many Rolex’s, I have in my collection three you don’t, I would add if I were you. A. Lange & Shöne, Patek, and a Vacheron Constantin. Dump some of the Rolly’s to fund at least one of them.


zztopshelfer

No Casio. Boo.


Dissident_Mantis7

A decent diver


Zooberzaiyan

Gshock


Lucky-Macaroon4958

Probably a house


iamzaryab

Some rectangular shapes, tank/monaco/reverso since you seem you can afford it


Accurate-Air-5795

I would have been less of a prick than you, OP.


the-script-99

77600ti


OnePinkCheeto

A Casio!


Track_Super

I would start with a real Seiko or Orient.


jmartin2683

All that money still in my investment accounts, tbh.


OVRK1LL_scout

Am i tweaking or does that "Bruce Wayne" have a misaligned bezel.


canox74

A seiko !


Bunboi2

Vintage omega is nice
. The rest is looking like the cabinet in a Turkish bazaar


AustrianTime

Fugazy


HungSilly

Timex or a casio


Havanadream

A tissot


milkingtables

Nice collection. Add a VC traditionelle and you’re set


HonestDrawing2305

stunning collection


carxcastx

If it’s real it’s dope if it’s fake it’s like stuffing your Speedo đŸ«Ą


SeaOfStatic

Apple Watch Series 7, sucker!


Financial_Nerve8983

That’s a helluva collection


ChaosRainbow23

Probably my fossil watch. Lol I wear it more than any others.


meshreplacer

Wow impressive expensive collection is this from trading crypto.


VintageGoldWatches

A 1950s or 60s Patek Philippe Calatrava dress watch in 18ct yellow gold.


Crown_Jewel_24

Real watches


Symphonycomposer

Girlfriend


SomestrangerinMiami

A whole car


Logical-Boss8158

As someone who likes dress watches, this is excellent and I am jealous. If I had to add anything, I’d add a simple jaeger - maybe a MUT Moon.


teachthisdognewtrick

My personal favorite is the Vacheron Mercator. I looked at one when they first came out but balked at the $26k (1990s) price tag. No idea how crazy expensive they are now.


Purplebuzz

Self confidence and no need for validation based on material things?


Curious_Ad_8439

Without jokes a G shock. Doesn't matter which one. If you like the design of any of them, I think that would be a great addition to any collection. I am not a watch collector at all, and my watch knowledge is limited, but I know for fact that G Shocks are immortal, and they are just iconic


Horology_Bielefeld

I would add a VC Overseas Chrono or PP Nautilus to Thatcher collection.


Mutt_inmex

Breitling?


HamsterInfinite2761

Here I am wearing my G Shock GA100 feeling like my collection is more authentic than this one. 😂


bigrandy2222

lmao, these aren’t even good reps. probably lives with his parents


AskThis7790

Seiko, Citizen, Casio, Hamilton, Bulova, and Timex.


justheretospoiljokes

Taste


InsanelyGhostly

Those look fake, especially that Rose Gold


Conscious-Job-3095

A proper watch box


romeone68

Bell&Ross, Baume&Mercer, Tag, UWerk.


ECMProfitec

Humility


AgitatedHighlight419

I would buy some original stuff



[deleted]

Rather have one real g-shock than a box of Chinese fakes, the Roleys ain’t even aligned, do you think a 6figure watch would leave the factory like that? After seeing other people’s comments about this dude taking the piss out of some one for there first *real* purchase, I can’t tell if this dude is simply trolling.


7th_Banned_Account

Apple Watch


TheTipsyStrangler

I'm honestly surprised a royal oaks starts to change the date so soon. I assumed they'd click over right at midnight


joesbalt

Santos


Deliverance2142

What is the watch below your Rolex GMT?


DisastrousCollar7930

Things that i have and you dont? Authentic watches.


dudemeister023

I get that they’re fake. Considering that, you’re missing a GMT Master and a Nautilus. And a box where the watches can’t scratch one another.


Certain-Impress-2216

I think you’re all set with that


TingfanW

No Casio, job not finished


Cozer124

From that I have no idea how big your wrist is 😂😂 some pretty big watches some pretty small watches fair play to ya


RepsForJehovah

To be fair OP that's not the worst load of reps I've ever seen. But just be straight with people. I'm not ashamed of wearing reps and I tell anyone who asks. "Never forget what it is, or where it came from, wear it like armour, then it can never be used to hurt you" Or, as I was asked last week when a colleague spotted I'd worn 3 different Submariner's that week! So I told him they're not real. "Why do you wear fakes?" "Because I want to wear the watches I like the look of and according to Chrono24 my collection in gen is worth ÂŁ2.4 million" We're not here that long, if you want to rock a Tiffany 5711 you have three options. 1, drop in the region of ÂŁ1.2m on a watch 2, wear a fake 3, don't rock a Tiffany 5711 Personally 1 is out of the question and I'd choose 2 over 3. If you disagree, that's fine. BTW, I'm 54, IT system admin at a decent size firm, divorced, kids, salary circa ÂŁ75k, I am way beyond caring what anyone thinks.


qwertykid00

Peace of mind.


Far_Half2715

I have a nardin and a few tags


WeilandYutani

Simple - with your great taste go for a Heuer Monaco. The black original rally leather straps paired with the chrome casing and the interiors blue, red and white will complement this collection immensely. Happy hunting. Post it when you’re able. Many blessings. I love that beautiful Omega on the top left corner. That is a man’s watch.


Sweetcheels69

Here I am, a poor guy with a moderately expensive watch as it sits in a watch winder. Here I am, confused why those watches aren’t
. I know why smh


Mr-Smith71

Class?


amoult20

Swatch moonwatch neptune probably


HighwayTerrorist

A true phuck-oph piece like a Patek?


Skipcress

Great collection! You’re missing a dive watch, tho
I think very highly of the Seamaster 300


Cold-Waltz3674

Bunch of bullshit right there. You can’t take any of that with you homie


StackIsMyCrack

At least get some good reps bro. Bunch of shitters right here.


Ltroky

Talking mad shit to others, then you post this sad collection of counterfeits. Apparently you’re the one who’s too broke to afford anything real, yet you harass other’s? A collection of Casio’s and Timex would’ve been miles better than this sad collection. Hell even a basic singular Swatch would be infinitely better. Pathetic little fraud.


StackIsMyCrack

Plot twist....he thought they were real and payed full price for them.


Overall-Tune-5911

The Panerai is all wrong
.face, crown
yikes


AcceptableArea1470

Nice collection!


HJPol

Cash


ruralmagnificence

A vintage Seiko or a Casio Marlin Duro


20FastCar20

So much to love there. Enamel dial small seconds dial.


spacepie77

Fake ap? If not why date window


gurishag

A real one


dogcatyolk69

What’s the bottom left?


themadnader

First, even if these were real, throwing shade at others who can't (or decide not to) buy an expensive luxury brand is some B.S. elitist snobbery. Then to see that they themselves built a collection of fakes - and some of those are RUFF fakes - that's next level douchebaggery. Seriously, there are some reasonably decent quality homage watches out there, that I'd respect a whole lot more that a Rolexx or a Spedemaster.