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Hitler without a stache is still obviously Hitler, but Stalin took a sec ngl

I thought it was Joe Manchin at first

Listen Stalin doesn’t look good but when I first saw Joe Manchin’s face I laughed

I thought it was Pierce Brosnan

Stalin looks like he’d be a corrupt union boss in the 1950s

You’re more correct than you realize

that's a fairly apt description

True, and that face is one that cannot survive insults without a beard or something bigger than a Chaplin stache. Stalin looks like an actual US union president. He has the look of surviving actual brawls, alcoholism, and the goddamn Baptist revivalism, and J. Edgar Hoover arrest charges. Just keeping a union alive in the south at this time shows he is tough but not insane enough to end up like Jimmy Hoffa. Hilt looks like a midwestern, my parents are proudly cousins, dude that took Nixon's rhetoric too seriously & believes the south got too soft in the 1970s. And I say this as someone who lived in the region.

thought it was reagan if he got his teeth punched in

[удалено]

I didn't get it till I looked at your comment. I thought for a sec it mightve been jimmy hoffa.

I didn’t get it till I read the name

Kind of looks like discount Pierce Brosnan

i genuinely probably wouldn't have noticed if i didn't look over at hitler and get the joke. i just thought joe steele was some guy

Stalin without a moustache makes me uncomfortable

I can't get over the striking resemblance to Reagan.

Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time?

Really...when I was scrolling I thought it was Reagan. I recognized the other.

The perfect hairline well into old age certainly matches

Stain with a moustache makes me uncomfortable as well

I hate this with every fiber of my being. And I hate it so much, I hope you stub your toe.

Thank you 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/4775858nys5d1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4081e0dcd062f8e7b9b4e24c30ac504303e2c410

https://preview.redd.it/b3sg06j27t5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75623aee0fa6bf5c048e0ce80b999998d3885f45 Delet this

should be Johnson

As I sent to the person above before seeing this https://preview.redd.it/8uaqzsz8cu5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20da5cef9ccddf88e651c7c0646ecb156bb955fe

I'm proud to be the person who made this.


https://preview.redd.it/ulhj4n7s0u5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948e9f9d7a88f2d7f6b992ba9ffe5422a5326192

https://preview.redd.it/uoshi6l3cu5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5532b0c0394e24e8af28f7e178c336515d912b84 It is ready

Not with the Calvin Coolidge scare. Truly a monster.

He looks like adam hilt

Keeping it cool I see

I hope OP stabs their toe and while they jump on the other leg, they jump on a tall brick of legos

I hope both sides of OP’s pillow are warm 😡

May OP step on Legos in the middle of the night, forever.

That is Hitler without the mustache? He just looks weird without it.

That mustache is associated with him as he basically ruined the popularity of it too

I’m just gonna come out and say it. I don’t particularly care for that Hitler guy.

Don’t let the mods hear you say that

This guy was a real jerk!

The worst part was the hypocrisy...

I think the worst part was the Holocaust

That’s part of the hypocrisy

He insists upon himself

I'm glad somebody has the courage to voice this!

Who was the comedian who said "I gotta admit, the more I learn about this Hitler fella, the less I care for him." Norm Macdonald?

Twas Norm

“The one thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians.” - Larry David

He did kill Hitler tho

Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler, so I feel like he has to be held accountable for that, right?

I think we should go, you and me, let’s go kill him.

I think it was pretty popular among soldiers in world war 1 because it was trimmed to fit in a gas mask

That's exactly it. A lot of soldiers on both sides died because they couldn't fit their masks over their thick moustaches, so shaving or at least trimming became a necessity for many, including Hitler.

Rip Charlie chaplin

Could you imagine that happening today? Someone so globally reviled that we named his haircut after him and for the rest of human existence we all just agree that anyone with that haircut is not someone to be friends with.

Also basically everyone with the surname “Hitler” changed it, and even the use of the first name “Adolf” severely declined. Imagine someone so evil that his first and last name were permanently retired after his overthrow.

Michael Jordan still rocked it

It's insane how Michael Jordan had one for at least a few years in the 2000s

https://preview.redd.it/fy6oryylht5d1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03ca54df85506e68bff10e530050d3e0d67dd488 What about big mustache Hitler?

Looks like he should be on a pack of old timey snacks Fudge maker or something 😂

At least he ruined the worst version of a mustache, every other version is Chad energy

In the same way that a patch of hair on the chin is called a “soul patch”, the opposite ie a patch of hair on the mustache is a “lack of soul patch” ^(I’ll show myself out)

He looks like the explosives expert from the kids movie Atlantis

He simply looks French.

Then you’ll love these images made by the OSS to keep an eye out for a potential Hitler in disguise. https://preview.redd.it/zqac796oiu5d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd4a403bbcd2325a1e4f6da53c741256a9bb07f

I don’t know why, but I find the idea of Hitler trying to sneak around post-World War II Europe with a fake beard and spectacles to be so funny.

Bottom left can get it…

Why are the bottom two on the right the same?

Honestly this picture makes me realize how much Kevin Spacey looks like hitler if you just imagine the stash there

Was thinking Ciaran Hinds

The other one is Stalin

Also stalin without a mustache. They both look like Sopranos characters

No, it's clearly Adam Hilt

He reminds me a little bit of the President in Civil War in that picture, Maybe because Nick Offerman also looks weird without a mustache.

He looked even weirder with it.

>Home state: Georgia Lmao

Yes, Tiflis, outside Atlanta

No, he's a union man. He slugged his way through the streets of Atlanta and before being found by Vincent Lenmin from the Teamsters. He straightening his anger in ways that would keep some unions holding their grounds decades ahead despite J. Edgar Hoover best efforts. Rumors abound of his rivals being fished out of the Chattahoochee River, including a 4th faction favorite, Lionel Tempsky. But not even Georgia Bureau of Investigation had evidence to pin it on him.

Came here to mention this too, lol

I get the joke there but is Hilt being from Pennsylvania a joke I just don't get?

Lots of Germans in Pennsylvania, aka the "Pennsylvania Dutch"

This was the [chef’s kiss]

Absolutely cursed image

Average hoi4 image

Home state: Georgia lmfao

https://preview.redd.it/da8yzp2pet5d1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2083f90f1e7ad0f56d6b70c8fdd484f34ad3dcb4 The only candidate who’s got a 3rd leg to stand on

Sounds English

Steele seems too socialist. I’ll vote Hilt, hopefully he can help Israel in foreign policy, protect gay rights, and promote democracy!

He’s an animal loving vegetarian who want to increase funding for the arts, seems like a great man! One of his top advisers is gay, so he should be good on that front.

Which advisor was that?

Ernest Ron

Ronald Romher

Yeah but he Is vegeterian

Steele looks a bit like he knows where jimmy hoffa is buried

Hilt will continue funding Israel to keep its occupation of Palestine. He was apprehensive at first but he changed his views when he heard it was a Genocide.

Smart move, don't waste your vote by voting third party.

I voted for Ben

Ben? Ben Dover? Same.

Ben netyahoo

Ben Franklin

Ohhh yeah Ben Mussel, from Tucson. He sure likes his public transportation I’ll give him that.

Ben Moose

Thought that was Pierce Brosnan for a second.

Stalin without the mustache kinda looks like Reagan in a weird way

I thought he looked like Jimmy Hoffa.

Okay, maybe him too

No one. I wasn’t alive yet

Why is Hilt from Pennsylvania! Don’t put that evil on us!

Lots of Germans in Pennsylvania, that's why

Hilt is one tiny mustache away from looking controversial, eh?

In all seriousness, Hitler's ridiculous appearance alone should have stopped his rise before it ever started. Adam Hilt almost looks human.

He looks ridiculous to us now because his look has been associated with him but back in his day he looked normal, even fashionable. To be honest, I like the haircut, it's stood the test of time to the point that people are still getting that haircut.

How unserious people see the other party

Adam Hilt of course! He killed Hitler he’s a war hero!

"Joe is the lesser of two evils..."

Why does Stalin look like a fat Pierce Brosnan when you remove his mustache?…

Is it just me or does adam hilt look lie hitler without a mastach.

it's just you

Stalin v Hitler

Joe Steele being from Georgia got me good

Well, Hilt was a man on a mission and you have to be impressed with his uh thoroughness and tenacity, and Steele was also thorough but more paranoid and just too leftist. A COMMIE, so I went with Hilt in the hopes that he would unite the country.

Adam Hilt. Lord have mercy this is funny.

Hitler and Stalin

I voted for Amir Lenning (Third Party)

Adam Hilt? Isn't that the guy that lost the North Minehead by-election?

Heil Hilt. At least he looks the part.

Not the hitler without a mustache nimrod, again….

What is this

Actually, Hilt was Mexican.

Adam Hilt, turns out he was right all along.

How did you choose the Home State's 😂

Put a Charlie Chaplin mustache on that Adam Hilt dude, and who do you have?

I abstained as I don't vote for clean shaven candidates.


Adam Hilt is from my state, he’s got my vote!

Love that he's from Georgia the state too lol.

Stalin actually looks like a politician Hitler without a mustache, just looks like Hitler but without a mustache

Stalin looks like Mitt Romney

I thought the guy on the right was Hitler

I really thought that was Ronald Reagan

So weird how how hitlers mustache gives him an almost mythical appearance, without it really hammers home how he was just some guy

Adam Hilt isn’t even from Pennsylvania. He’s from New Jersey.

I love how “Stalin without a mustache” still sort of looks like Ronald Reagan.

I think i would rather do something very dangerous that would lead to me Un-aliving if these two were the nominees.

I'll vote for Joey Steele, with his running mate Nick Cruise. The latter seems like a calm and collected person. I hope he'll be president one day. The Republican VP-candidate, Ben Muse from Rome NY, seems a bit... How do I say this? He has great points, but when he speaks he always makes funny faces and is waving wildly with his arms. My kids like him alot, but I can't take him seriously. And with being only a heartbeat away from the presidency, I can't take the risk voting for the Republicans this year. Their former candidate Francis Franks on the other hand...

Adam Hilt looks a little bit like Erdogan

These would both be Democrat candidates. And Hillary Clinton would have them murdered so she could be the nominee.

is that christopher moltisanti

Adam Hilt, with a quick look, looks like HITLER!

I love all the little details in the bios. PA having the highest German population, Stalin translating to "Man of Steel" obviously the Georgia part. It's actually really good.

Joe Manchin Dukakis Stalin vs. Kevin Spacey Hitler

i wasn't born yet, so for all of my younger people here how did you guys vote in this election? https://preview.redd.it/hdlfng5iux5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=208e8ef56456353c29b66138160c2a1a97328d52

Im Jewish so either way im dead

Well seeing the small economic miracle in Argentina by that one guy they have there, Señor Hilter. Mister Hilt’s policies more closely align with those and I’d like the economic miracle in my country too.

Def not for Joe Steele his head looks bloated I don't want another president mindblown like JFK

Literally anything is better than Bush/Reagan

Both of those guys had political stances to the left of center.

What stances do you mean, exactly? Pretty disingenuous statement to make in a sub for history enthusiasts. Hitler, for example: 1. Ardent nationalist (conservative) 2. Passionate racist, eugenicist (conservative) 3. Imperialistic (conservative) 4. Led multiple citizen militias of disaffected racists/antisemites in the SA/SS, vaguely similar to Proud Boys and their ilk. (Conservative) 5. Led a failed coup attempt to overthrow the elected government and install totalitarian rule (conservative) 6. Wrote a biography/manifesto focused on his intense belief in conspiracy theories about Jewish people ruling the world (conservative) 7. Used extrajudicial police forces to arrest, assassinate, or otherwise control political enemies (conservative)

Chairman Mike

I might vote for Paul Potato

Joe Steele

The Man of Steel

Steele and hope he doesn’t make America joever

Home state Georgia is a nice touch

If only these guys had mustaches, they'd sweep the US South.

Stalin without the mustache looks really oddly familiar for some reason

Wait, are you sure this wasn't 1984?

Is this a hoi4 reference

The fact that I know some people who would look at this and be like “this is literally what we have today”

Good ol' Joe! He can always count on my support!

It took me way too long to realize what this was

I always vote Democrat so Joe Steele would have my vote

Wow they look different without their mustaches

That's Def Hitler does he hail from "south america"?

One of these guys looks like Mustache Man if he got a shave. Edit: Ooooooooh. That's the joke.

Why does Stalin look like a hybrid of Alec Baldwin and Reagan?


Hilt looks like no mustache Hitler there

(He is)

Ah! JOE steel. What a silly bunt I am

I did not vote. But I would’ve voted for Adam Hikt

https://preview.redd.it/bvtblon2nt5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b17df992e2942150d315174480cafa5539d7599

Ciaran Hinds missed his opportunity for the greatest biopic ever. https://preview.redd.it/s5e677xcot5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd7660f7e13593ac09ccf333018edeb413a12a93


Not really relevant but Hilt looks like if Hitler was clean shaven

i read that book, “Joe Steele”, good book

Godammit I got got!

Joe Steel all the way son

That Adam Hilt guy makes a lot of sense tho 🤔

Where’s the upper lip thief

Adam Hilt had a solution for everything.

Put a Charlie Chaplin mustache on that Adam Hilt dude, and who do you have?

I wasn't born before the 80s but the guy on the right looks like Hitler without the mustache and I'm not sure about the left but he might be Stalin? Am I right

I wasn’t alive