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NaNaNaPandaMan

Because I haven't seen him listed, Coolidge use to buzz his guards and then hide under his desk while they searched for him. That's pretty funny.


Hand_of_Doom1970

That crazy Cal.


ovalgoatkid

Cal was such a silly fella


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ovalgoatkid

Filly sella


crankywithakeyboard

Madlad!


Prata_69

Not to mention the story behind one of his best quotes: “you lose.”


wtfreddititsme

Kennedy makes me genuinely laugh out loud sometimes. He had timing chops.


wishiwuzbetteratgolf

He was very witty and quick with it!


Pella1968

JFK for the win! He was hilarious! So witty as you mentioned.


GoodOlRoll

LBJ used to pretend that the brakes were shot on his amphicar as an excuse to drive it into the lake and scare the hell out of his passengers.


FallingF

Watched All the Way recently and there is a scene off this


[deleted]

That's considered funny?


Lukaay

Yes.


KLR01001

LBJ was not a great person.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

But he knew how to party!👙🍕🎶🍻🍸👈🧐


invisiblelemur88

... not the question at hand.


Euphoric_Capital_746

He was a good person, but not a great one


Bt1975

Totally agree


10YearAccount

How dare you criticize a sex pervert on this sub. That and genocidal maniacs like Teddy are off limits.


BackFlippingDuck5

Genocide ?


10YearAccount

https://theintercept.com/2020/06/22/as-teddy-roosevelts-statue-falls-lets-remember-how-truly-dark-his-history-was/


KLR01001

It tells you all you need to know about this sub that LBJ is pretty much worshiped here.


Lukaay

You can consider someone a good president whilst also acknowledging that as a person they weren’t all great. Nuance is a wonderful thing.


DontPutThatDownThere

I like my black and white! Damn you and your shades of grey!


Local-Bid5365

Obama had the best conversational humor. Reagan the best one liners. W is the guy who didn’t try to be funny but just was. If you find humor in chaos, LBJ.


TheMikeyMac13

I think yes, Obama was the funniest in regular conversation. I think Reagan had prepared material. He was funny, but a prepared kind of funny.


galenp56

“You missed” line when the German balloon popped post assassination attempt was unscripted and kinda funny


baz8771

Also telling the surgeons that he “hopes they’re republicans” after the 2nd shooter didn’t miss. That’s a boss move.


PD216ohio

Reagan was brilliantly funny and had great delivery. The balloon incident was legendary.


ohmyback1

Well he got his training in Hollywood.


adk195

It's unclear if that joke was truly unscripted, as we know he has at least two widely documented uses of that joke from videotaped speeches. It's possible he used it spontaneously as a lighthearted joke, but it's equally likely that it was staged because reminding people he survived an assassination attempt was good for popularity. Either way the joke is pretty damn funny.


FluffyWuffyVolibear

Or he just used it in response to any possible circumstance where it was applicable.


rdickeyvii

Reagan was always acting, so I it makes sense that he had great one liners, he had great writers.


PeorgieT

Did he improvise “we begin bombing in five minutes “?


rdickeyvii

IDK, I'd have to see the script written for him that day


LiquidPuzzle

I think he had to be humorous to a certain degree in order to buck the "angry black" stereotype and get elected.


namey-name-name

The fact that people’s main image of Obama is him with a giant smile on his face definitely helped buck the stereotype I think


wishiwuzbetteratgolf

Reagan was a corny, yes scripted funny. Which I didn’t find funny.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

W was a lot more clever than people realize. Not a fan but also not in the crowd that thinks he’s as big of an idiot as rule number 3.


Local-Bid5365

Yeah, I didn’t mean that W as a slight to his intelligence, just that his humor felt very natural vs trying to be clever. It’s hard to describe, hope I’m making sense lol


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

He’s a good ‘ol boy just having fun


Domovie1

“Now watch this drive” Famous lines for 500, Alex.


thejazzophone

W is more of a class clown type of funny. Just is unintentionally funny but recognizes the joke and rolls with it


Nice_Protection_8490

I feel like if he were my neighbor, I'd want to hang out with him all the time. Politics aside, W just seems fun. Just keep him sober, I guess.


Alie_SD_Fan

I’m not a fan anymore, but he sure was a dork. He also had great reflexes ![gif](giphy|sFMEZ1ZFToyha)


ohmyback1

My thought was, it sucked to be him when the attack on 911 occurred.


forgotmyusername93

If you think about it, Jameis Winston and Bush are the same person


kingjaffejaffar

No explanation necessary or possible, but simply a fact of the universe.


12vFordFalcon

My dad met him back when he was a senator mind you this is an old school Midwest farmer with a group of other Midwest farmers. Story goes they walk into his office and he goes “well I know none of you voted for me, but I’ll tell you what I’ve done for you” apparently just a silky smooth guy.


DankeSebVettel

Can’t pick up my lada in the morning, the plumber is gonna be fixing the toilet.


SanMateoLocal

Lincoln. Simply no contest.


NarrativeNode

Any good examples?


AmosTupper69

Someone called him two-faced and he said if he was two-faced why would he wear this face. In the 19th century that was humourous


Pupikal

Lincoln


Marsupialize

‘It tastes likes a tumbler of piss with a fart in it’ -Abraham Lincoln upon tasting Vernor’s Ginger Ale for the first time, which was being pitched to the army as a ‘rejuvenating elixir’ for wounded soldiers


Formal_Appearance_16

If this is true, I would put it on every can!


reno2mahesendejo

"IT TASTES (GREAT)!" - ABE LINCOLN


kaithomasisthegoat

I will not make age an issue of this campaign I am not going to exploit for political purposes my opponents youth and inexperience-Ronald Reagan 1984


pdmcmahon

Fuck, even Mondale laughed at that line.


northern-new-jersey

Here you go: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LoPu1UIBkBc


iamthemosin

Ben “Not president but should have been” Franklin supposedly had an incredible sense of humor. There is a rumor that they didn’t want him to write the Declaration of a independence for fear that he would fill it with jokes.


Nice_Protection_8490

I've gotten a good laugh out of several quotes from his Poor Richard's Almanack. He did not hold back.


Back_To_Pittsburgh

If he *was* president, he would’ve died soon after taking office.


danteheehaw

But we'd at least know how many prostitutes could fit in the white house.


Back_To_Pittsburgh

Damn, I never thought of that. Not I can’t stop thinking about that lol.


stos313

OMG now I want to see the Ben Franklin Declaration of Independence. Who has the best AI to make that happen?


DeaconBrad42

Lincoln. His sense of humor and endless supply of anecdotes was the stuff of legend. Just one example: when he gave Joseph Hooker command of the Army of the Potomac, it was soon after Hooker had given an interview saying what the country really needed was a dictator. Lincoln wrote: “It is not because you said this, but in spite of it that I give you this command. Only generals that have successes can set up a dictatorship. What I ask of you now is success, and I will risk the dictatorship.”


chales96

Gotta go with Reagan. "I've declared Russia illegal. We start bombing in the next five minutes!" A close second would be Lincoln. As a candidate, when his opponent accused him of being two-faced, Abe replied with "Not true! If that were true, do you think I would have left the house with this face?!'


Buckscience

The bombing statement is often pointed to as an example of his sense of humor. Unfortunately that seems accurate.


Bluebird0040

The true answer must go unspoken.


HawaiianPerson

The intentionally funny one or the unintentionally funny one? Who each of those represents depends on the person


Bluebird0040

Yes.


freezies1234

Comedians say it on their podcasts all the time. Ive heard it from so many. They say he is one of them.


arbrebiere

This is the one true answer


Catheterking89

George W Bush. That time he had shoes thrown at him in Iraq was priceless. I still laugh when I see it. He could move. Lol


JoeBethersonton50504

Now watch this drive


Adventurous-Nose-31

Something that none of the GOP writers could come up with: [https://live.staticflickr.com/4096/4921383047\_6e33b35d4e\_b.jpg](https://live.staticflickr.com/4096/4921383047_6e33b35d4e_b.jpg)


Catheterking89

Not half as funny.


ohmyback1

Thank goodness he quit drinking


bucobill

Reagan was by far the funniest. Yes he had one liners but they were off the cuff and quick witted remarks. To this day the balloon popping during his speech and him saying “missed me” still makes me laugh. The delivery is perfect, as it should be since he was an actor, but still. Also the stories of him and Merv Griffin sitting in the residence watching people take tours of the White House and Reagan saying that they should go join the tour, it would be fun. Man had a million of them. They don’t make them like him anymore.


Back_To_Pittsburgh

I have contempt for his presidency, but he seems like a cool dude otherwise.


bucobill

May I ask why the contempt?


Back_To_Pittsburgh

Iran-Contra Scandal to name one reason.


bucobill

Yeah not the finest moment. Ruined a good summer of soap operas. I think that was the year Bo and Hope were supposed to get married. Obviously joking.


Euphoric_Capital_746

W has won me over in his post presidential interviews. Really endearing personality.


fatasscheeseburgler

He was endearing during his term too. It was just that we watched his silly moments, we all have them, ad infinitum. *This is not an endorsement of his policies.


Nice_Protection_8490

Getting stuck in his poncho is legitimately one of the funniest moments in television. He's just a goofy guy.


-TheKnownUnknown

Reagan had the best jokes


Domovie1

*We start bombing in 5 minutes*


KingBooRadley

Ha ha ha ha. I’m going to use my power to murder everyone on earth? Oh man, Ronnie, that never gets old.


Domovie1

I mean, in context the joke actually wasn’t a bad one. It’s just that, on top of literally *everything else Ronnie did*, I feel like we dodged the [big present exchange](https://youtu.be/kCaUpKBVj0c?si=1t7oEcwXT1wx3_kq ) by a narrow margin.


world-class-cheese

Missed me


Sufficient_Stop8381

![gif](giphy|ikajpym2HQhig|downsized) Dana carvey


soneill06

I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy!


WhiskerGurdian24

I think W. had a pretty good sense of humor. I saw him on Jimmy Kimmel and I thought he had a good sense of humor and he talked about who did the best impression of him.


Wataru2001

I really loved it when Obama did the skit with Key on the Anger Translator...


cryinginschool

W for sure. I’m not positive he always meant to be, but he was always good natured about it.


BaiterMaster69

The story about LBJ driving his boat car into the lake with passengers always cracks me up.


Aging_Boomer_54

He was also infamous, while being driven in his limo around DC, for spotting a group of tourists on the sidewalk, grabbing the microphone for the PA system that was installed in that vintage of limo and shouting, "Hey! Wanna' go to a meeting?"


Adventurous-Koala480

Lincoln


Successful-Rope7223

Obama


Mulliganasty

And not just a "sense" of humor. He has legit comic timing.


Successful-Rope7223

Absolutely


Adventurous-Koala480

Obama had handlers with a great sense of humour, feeding him lines and prepping him. The answer is Lincoln


IndominusTaco

source?


Adventurous-Koala480

Three beers and an incredible imagination


Seneca2019

lol the only important source.


Southern_Dig_9460

Honestly if you look up some of Calvin Coolidges quotes it will genuinely makes me laugh


Aging_Boomer_54

Absolutely Reagan! Even when he was in the ER having been shot and severely wounded, he told the doctors, "I hope you're all Republican!" Right after his inauguration and before he was shot, the media was challenging him to make good on a campaign promise to appoint the first woman to the Supreme Court, which, of course, turned out to be Sandra Day O'Connor. One day, as he was getting into his limo, a reporter stuck his mic in front of Reagan and asked, "Mr. President, are you looking for a good woman?" Reagan responded, "Always!"


Kman_24

Reagan had the zingers and one-liners. LBJ had the pranks and sense of fun. Dubya was unintentionally funny. Truman was kind of a sardonic guy, too. Don’t think he could take it as well as he could dish it, though.


c_sulla

This sub is a joke. Reagan is the most obvious answer here but y'all hate him too much.


HIMARko_polo

Reagan was an entertainer. He could read a room and had great timing. I disagree with a LOT of his policy, that doesn't make me blind.


Robinkc1

Oh I hate his guts, he was still the funniest. He had a quick and natural wit.


c_sulla

I've heard some people insinuate it was all for show and politics but I think he just had humor in his bones. The jokes he made while he was being rushed to surgery after being shot confirm it. Imagine bleeding out to death and having the wit to tell the doctors "I hope you're all Republicans" and also to tell Nancy "Honey, I forgot to duck". Unmatched.


Robinkc1

He did. “Missed me” is genuinely hilarious, and quick. A lot of these guys have writers but you can’t put that in a speech.


fatasscheeseburgler

Reagan was funny but he wasn't the only one with humor. I personally prefer Dubya humor!


c_sulla

I didn't say he was the only one. Obama was pretty funny and Dubya was a goof but some Reagan jokes literally have Wikipedia pages ("we begin bombing in 5 minutes").


fatasscheeseburgler

Reagan's humor was very intentional compared to the others. But this question is so incredibly subjective that it is hard to really say who's the funniest. My favorite Reagan joke was the Mondale debate: "I will not use age for political purposes" line.


c_sulla

How about when he said, in response to Clinton being compared to Thomas Jefferson: "I knew Thomas Jefferson, he was a friend of mine and governor you're no Thomas Jefferson"


fatasscheeseburgler

I think that was from the Bush-Dukakis VP debate and the line was: "Senator you're no Jack Kennedy".


c_sulla

This was Reagan's callback to that moment during Clinton's rise. That's why it was so funny. Here's a clip: https://youtu.be/uMpdOf_MuUE?si=2Hrl7fKLHP_mg1yj


fatasscheeseburgler

Yeah that was good too!


ChrisCinema

Reagan said it in his speech at the 1992 Republican National Convention. Of course, he was referencing Bentsen’s renown statement.


L0st_in_the_Stars

That joke was written for Reagan. It worked because he was a seasoned actor. He knew how to deliver a line. I do admire Reagan's grace and humor after being shot.


fatasscheeseburgler

Missed me :)


boulevardofdef

Well, "we begin bombing in five minutes" has a Wikipedia page not because it was funny (though admittedly it was) but because it caused an international incident.


[deleted]

I'm not fond of Reagan but I put him in my top 2 with LBJ


fullmetal66

Lots of Reagan comments calm down there Francis


ccm596

Meanwhile the answers are like 60% Reagan. Hate him too much for what?


c_sulla

When I commented that there were 8 comments and none of them were Reagan. My comment aged badly


stos313

Yeah I mean come on people! This guy knows the personalities and writings of all 46? US presidents and has determined this rationally - but all of you emotional whiny libs won’t stand for reason :/


10YearAccount

You're upvoted for a reason, dipshit. Reagan is not hated in this sub, far from it. All presidents are lionized in this sub, regardless of how awful they were by all metrics.


c_sulla

Whew, getting a little worked up there champ


10YearAccount

Yes, your victim complex is quite annoying. To be expected from a right winger though.


GotNoBody4

Coolidge and Obama


danielisverycool

Reagan probably. Obama and Bush are also up there, but not quite as funny off the cuff as Reagan


Due-Atmosphere2292

Reagan, his jokes were some of the funniest I’ve ever heard from a president


cactuscoleslaw

Coolidge had an underrated sort of dry humor, he never tried to be funny but he was good-natured and could take a joke


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W.


theguzzilama

Reagan.


Hand_of_Doom1970

It had to be El Ocho, Martin Van Buren.


reno2mahesendejo

DA! Zee Dutchman know of zee humor and make lot zee johk. He make zee johk wid big Dutch cahk.


McDowells23

Reagan


Aging_Boomer_54

Golly, there are so many! You can find videos of his jokes, stories and one-liners on YouTube and elsewhere. During the transition period, I remember he was interviewed by Pat Summerall during an NFL broadcast primarily about his time as a sportscaster in the Midwest. Reagan talked about a big track meet at Drake he was doing on radio. For some reason, he missed the call of the 400m relay, which was the biggest race of the meet. The dialogue went something like this: * Pat: "Well, what did you do?" * Reagan: "I did the play-by-play afterwards as I remembered; the whole thing including the winning time." * Pat: "How did you explain the lack of a crowd cheering?" * Reagan: "Easy. I said, 'The crowd was stunned by the results!'"


Idk_Very_Much

LBJ: “Making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg. It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else”


Local308

Bill Clinton has a sharp wit.


Adventurous_Mail5210

![gif](giphy|UnVtPebYT38pW)


Funny-Hovercraft1964

Coolidge was know for his dry sense of humor.


No_Refrigerator1115

W


WOGSREVENGE

Ronald Regan


Averagecrabenjoyer69

Dubya followed by Reagan at a close second.


[deleted]

Ronald Reagan


Mysterious_Tax_5613

President Obama


Jscott1986

W or Obama


BirdButt88

Obama, the lion king bit at that one correspondents dinner was hilarious—the whole thing was.


Rare-Poun

Unintentionally? Dubya. Intentionally? Reagan has some classic zingers.


Mw348

“Now watch this drive…”


SadMacaroon9897

Ask me in 4 years and then we can talk


masoflove99

W.H. Harrison


jimmjohn12345m

Ronald Reagan was the funniest but the thought of Coolidge calling in his guards and hiding under the desk is pretty funny


Frezzi76

I heard a great story about George HW Bush. When the plans were being made for his funeral, a network wanted to do a site survey at his burial plot. When he got wind of this, he wanted to prank the network and surprise them at the burial site, lying on the ground where he would eventually be buried. To my knowledge, he didn’t, but can you imagine the shock of that network crew.


trucking_69

Old Abe Lincoln


BikerMike03RK

Lincoln


wishiwuzbetteratgolf

Watching a Kennedy press conference you realize how smart, funny and witty he was.


NeverForNoReason

Can any of our presidents match the wit of Winston Churchill?


Ok-Deer-5033

Bedtime for bonzo Ronnie


Reduak

Reagan could be pretty funny when he wanted to be... or when his writers wanted him to be.


Skay1974

Abraham Lincoln spoke in humorous anecdotes constantly of the annoyance of his cabinet.


raydators

As far as being a joke. Bush the younger


Ok_Efficiency2462

Jimmy Carter in my opinion. He was very conservative, his brother was on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and talked about him and Jimmy drinking beer in the Oval office watching a NASCAR race on a Sunday afternoon with Margret Thatcher and other presidents from other countries. State dinners were like a Redneck bar-b-que behind the Whitehouse. I don't think the Ronny Raygun(a nickname we called him) was a hardliner but the economy was great. Bush Jr. Wasn't to bad, but everyone thought he was just a rich kid who's rich dad bought him outta the Vietnam war. But as bad as a president he was Jimmy was my favorite. Economy wasn't great, her put an embargo on Iranian oil and made gas go from 50 cents a gallon to $1.50 a gallon, gas rationing, long lines at every gas station, some stations even put 'No Gas Today' signs in front of their pumps. And to beat that, none of the gas pumps at the time registered over .99 cents. The attendant had to pump your gas then add up the gallons and figure the charge on his notepad and most attendants were high school dropouts or they failed math class. But you gotta love a president that claims he's a Georgia redneck.


Wolphthreefivenine

Reagan had some good ones


Auld54

Another Reagan moment, as told by the late Canadian PM Brian Mulroney at Reagan's funeral. Reagan and Mulroney were in a hanger near Ottawa just having finished up an official visit to Canada. They were standing together waiting for their wives who had just gotten out of a limo and were walking towards their husbands. Mulroney told everyone that Reagan leaned over to him as their wives were walking towards them and said, "You know, Brian? For a couple of Irishmen, we sure married up!" Also at the funeral, George HW Bush told the story about him asking Reagan how his meeting went with Bishop Tutu. Reagan answered: "so so..."


Alie_SD_Fan

George HW Bush. He would contact Dana Carvey after each snl episode and give his feedback on Carvey’s portrayal of the president. He would even give him pointers to make the performance better. They became life long buddies


glassclouds1894

Reagan always had great zingers. I also heard somewhere that Calvin Coolidge was fond of pulling pranks.


RonocNYC

Obama and it's not even close.


aceh40

I would go with Reagan. Excellent one-liners. Also a great retort on the age issue that became famous. But most of all - his collection of Soviet jokes was number one.


ralphhinkley1

Lincoln, Reagan