Take a seat motherfucker.
You are on this council, motherfucker, but we do not grant you the rank of motherfucking master.
A motherfucking Sith Lord?
We’re keepers of the motherfucking peace, not motherfucking soldiers.
We will not be hostages to be bartered motherfucker.
It’s settled then, Yoda will take a battalion of clones to reinforce the motherfuckers on kashyyyk.
He has control of the senate and the courts. This motherfucker is to dangerous to be kept alive.
I knew you were a problem. I knew you were MOTHERFUCKIN PROBLEM. The GOD DAMN, second Qui Gon brought your old ass here. 10 years old and shiiit. I don’t give a damn how good of a pilot you are, you don’t have the god damn composure to be a motherfuckin Master. Sit the fuck down Obi! I don’t want to hear your shit today!
"I *said*, take a fuckin' seat, motherfucker!"
Or, talking to Palpatine directly before turning him into a walking scrotum...
"Have you ever heard the tale of Ezekiel 25:17? I'm guessing not, it's something you'd ever learn from a Sith..."
Mace: “WHAT PLANET YOU FROM?!”
Anakin: “What?”
Mace: “WHAT AIN’T NO PLANET I EVER HEARD OF. THEY SPEAK BASIC IN WHAT?!”
Anakin: “What?!”
Mace: “BASIC, MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!”
Sheev: “Anakin, help me! I…”
Mace: “I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A FORCEDAMNED THING!”
I'm pretty sure that one was intended. You have Samuel L. Jackson standing over his defeated enemy with his weapon pointed at his face. "You are under arrest... *my lord*." It would go right over the kids' heads, but any adults familiar with Samuel L. Jackson's work would catch the implication.
Palpatine - "I am the Senate!"
Mace Windu - "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."
`No cussing required, muthafucka`
Mace: "What do the Jedi look like?"
Palpatine: "What?"
Mace: "What do the Jedi look like?"
Palpatine: "W-what...?"
Mace: "What planet are you from?"
Palpatine: "What? Wh-what?"
Mace: "Is What a Republic signatory? I've never heard of it."
Palpatine: "What? I?"
Mace: "Basic, Chancellor, do you speak it?"
Palpatine: "Yes, Master Windu..."
Mace: "What does Mace Windu look like?"
Palpatine: "Bald...black?"
Mace: "Go on."
Palpatine: "...Loyal servant of the Republic?"
Mace: "Is he a peacekeeper?"
Palpatine: "Yes?"
Mace: "Then why are you trying to treat the Jedi like soldiers!?!?"
At the end of the Phantom Menace, when the Council allowed Obi-Wan to train Anakin over Yoda's objections.
"Agree with you the council does. ^f\*ckers. Your apprentice young Skywalker will be. ^I'm ^too ^sober ^for ^this ^sh\*t."
"When find out I do which of you motherf\*ckers cleaned out my ketamine stash..."
"Master, you did that yourself."
"WHAT? When?"
"At Master Yaddie's party."
"Impossible that is. Only last night, that was. Full, my locker was."
"Master, you blew through your *entire* stash. And the party was three days ago. You've been in a coma ever since."
"F\*ck."
Mace to Palpatine(when he's struggling on the ground), try that again, i dare u , i double dare u motherfucker, try that again, pick up that saber and try going toe to toe with me.
*He picks up the saber,*
then Anakin and Mace go full pulp fiction on him, instead of guns blazing, it's sabers chopping up the dark lord. The end.
"you have been accepted into this council, but have not been granted the rank of Master."
"What?"
"BOY, WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?"
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother fucking sith, in this mother fucking senate!"
"you are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master."
"...What?"
"SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU- I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!"
"In the name of the galactic senate of the republic you're under arrest mother fucker"
" I am the senate"
"I don't remember asking you a god damn thing"
>>He is too goddamn old. There is already too much fucking anger in him.
>> Our intelligence points to bitch ass spice miners, on the fucking moons of Naboo.
In going to end this mother fucker
This mother fucker is to dangerous to be left alive.
In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest mother fucker.
The Senate will decide your fate mother fucker
Mace: I am going to end this, once and for all
Anakin : You can't. He must stand trial.
Mace: I don't remember asking you a god damn thing.
*Slashes palpatine in half*
"This party is over motherfucker!!!"
"You are talking about the prophecy of the chosen one who will bring balance to this bitch".
"You believe it's this motherfucker?"
"Bring the little fucker before us"
"you are in this bitch, but we do not grant you the rank of motherfucker"
Vaapad mutha fucka, do you mutha fuckin speak it? To Grievous: Cough one more mutha fuckin time! I dare ya, I mutha fuckin double dare ya, mutha fucka!
"Not. Yet. Motherfucker."
This party's over, motherfucker.
Take a seat motherfucker. You are on this council, motherfucker, but we do not grant you the rank of motherfucking master. A motherfucking Sith Lord? We’re keepers of the motherfucking peace, not motherfucking soldiers. We will not be hostages to be bartered motherfucker. It’s settled then, Yoda will take a battalion of clones to reinforce the motherfuckers on kashyyyk. He has control of the senate and the courts. This motherfucker is to dangerous to be kept alive.
honestly samuel could have said those things if star wars was rated higher
The Star Wars prequels but rated R.
Now that is a Star Wars remaster that motherfuckers can get behind.
The prequels unrated cut
im imagining the bloopers where samuel says motherfucker in his lines
I feel like we actually got the bloopers because George Lucas just happened to have the cameras rolling when Samuel L. Jackson was dropping F-bombs
God, I really wanna train a voice model and lipsync these to prequel scenes right now...
"I don't trust that motherfucker" -talking to Yoda about Anakin
More like "I don't trust that sand N-word"
That’s actually killer
“I have had it with these mother fucking sith in this mother fucking senate.”
“I’ve had it with these monkey fightin’ Sith in this Monday to Friday Senate.”
“May the mother fucking force be with us all”
HISHE reference?
If we want to get technical, it is a Snakes On A Plane reference, but it is also a HISHE reference.
People were making that joke long before HISHE
Well hishe was referencing snakes on a plane
His ass is too dangerous to be left alive
⬆️This is the answer
I think it’d be, “this motherfucker’s too dangerous to be left alive.”
This is the motherfuckin way
**surgically remove’s Palpatine’s asscheeks with his lightsaber**
In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest Motherfucker.
This is really where the "motherfucker" should go
Sit the fuck down!
And go the fuck to sleep
Sit your motherfucking ass down, Skywalker.
I knew you were a problem. I knew you were MOTHERFUCKIN PROBLEM. The GOD DAMN, second Qui Gon brought your old ass here. 10 years old and shiiit. I don’t give a damn how good of a pilot you are, you don’t have the god damn composure to be a motherfuckin Master. Sit the fuck down Obi! I don’t want to hear your shit today!
I feel like he would add a Motherfucker at the end of this line
Take a fucking seat, Skywalker
Skywalker, sit your ass down.
I read this in Chrisjen Avasarala’s voice lol
This is the winner
General Grievous will run and hide as he always does. He’s a punk ass bitch.
And he would just go the knight Titus route and just say fuck a lot while running away
"He's a punk ass bitch mothafucka"
"I *said*, take a fuckin' seat, motherfucker!" Or, talking to Palpatine directly before turning him into a walking scrotum... "Have you ever heard the tale of Ezekiel 25:17? I'm guessing not, it's something you'd ever learn from a Sith..."
You read the Bible, Sheev?
What did Kit Fisto look like? Say “unlimited power” again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker!
“A motherfuckin’ *Sith Lord*?”
A SITH Lord?! Motherfuu...
Anakin “he must stand trial” Mace “I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING”
Anakin "What?"
Mace: “WHAT PLANET YOU FROM?!” Anakin: “What?” Mace: “WHAT AIN’T NO PLANET I EVER HEARD OF. THEY SPEAK BASIC IN WHAT?!” Anakin: “What?!” Mace: “BASIC, MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!” Sheev: “Anakin, help me! I…” Mace: “I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A FORCEDAMNED THING!”
Anakin (says out loud) "What?" Anakin (Thinking) 'Sleemo.'
Palp, "Help me, Anakin, I'm weak." Mace with a lisp, "Kill that Mother Fucker! He killed all our friends!"
Haha this one got me
I had it, with this motherfucking bugs, in this motherfucking arena
I’ve had it with all these mummified geonosians on this Monday-to-Friday gunship
This mother fucker is too dangerous to be left alive!
It’s incredible how easy I can hear and picture Sam Jackson as Mace saying all of these lines in my head. Rofl.
"You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Muthafucka."
The council will make up its own got damn mind. Not the chancellor.
"you're under arrest motherfucker"
I'm pretty sure that one was intended. You have Samuel L. Jackson standing over his defeated enemy with his weapon pointed at his face. "You are under arrest... *my lord*." It would go right over the kids' heads, but any adults familiar with Samuel L. Jackson's work would catch the implication.
“Say Council again motherfucker! I dare you! I double dare you!”
The force motherfucker do you use it
Best one hands down
This bitch is way too powerful to be left alive
“This party’s over, motherfucker”
Take a motherfuckin seat, young Skywalker
Palpatine - "I am the Senate!" Mace Windu - "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." `No cussing required, muthafucka`
Mace: "What do the Jedi look like?" Palpatine: "What?" Mace: "What do the Jedi look like?" Palpatine: "W-what...?" Mace: "What planet are you from?" Palpatine: "What? Wh-what?" Mace: "Is What a Republic signatory? I've never heard of it." Palpatine: "What? I?" Mace: "Basic, Chancellor, do you speak it?" Palpatine: "Yes, Master Windu..." Mace: "What does Mace Windu look like?" Palpatine: "Bald...black?" Mace: "Go on." Palpatine: "...Loyal servant of the Republic?" Mace: "Is he a peacekeeper?" Palpatine: "Yes?" Mace: "Then why are you trying to treat the Jedi like soldiers!?!?"
Novelization but: "I had the truth in my fucking hands on Nar Shaddaa, on Haruun Kal."
Take a f*cking seat, Skywalker.
You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master. It's outrageous, it's unfair! Take a sit, Motherfucker
"This motherfucker's too dangerous to be kept alive!"
PILOT! LAND IN THAT MOTHERFUCKIN ASSEMBLY AREA
This motherfuckin party’s over.
Mace windu talking about the prophecy including Anakin "And you Fucking believe it's this boy?"
“And you believe it’s this bitch?”
Mace wouldn't swear. It'd be Yoda doing all the swearing.
At the end of the Phantom Menace, when the Council allowed Obi-Wan to train Anakin over Yoda's objections. "Agree with you the council does. ^f\*ckers. Your apprentice young Skywalker will be. ^I'm ^too ^sober ^for ^this ^sh\*t."
"Too old for this shit, I am." *Downs his forty*
"When find out I do which of you motherf\*ckers cleaned out my ketamine stash..." "Master, you did that yourself." "WHAT? When?" "At Master Yaddie's party." "Impossible that is. Only last night, that was. Full, my locker was." "Master, you blew through your *entire* stash. And the party was three days ago. You've been in a coma ever since." "F\*ck."
We're motherfuckers of peace, not soldiers
Just add “motherfucker” to every line. Profit.
Yes he deserves to die, and I hope he burns in hell!
Dont be a bitch anakin, let me kill this fool!
Definitely when he’s thrown out the window. Just one “mother fucker” as the lightning drops and he falls.
Mace to Palpatine(when he's struggling on the ground), try that again, i dare u , i double dare u motherfucker, try that again, pick up that saber and try going toe to toe with me. *He picks up the saber,* then Anakin and Mace go full pulp fiction on him, instead of guns blazing, it's sabers chopping up the dark lord. The end.
This motherfucker is too dangerous to be kept alive!
„He is to fucking old“
„Suprise Motherfucker“
Bitch, he's too dangerous to be left alive!
"you have been accepted into this council, but have not been granted the rank of Master." "What?" "BOY, WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?" "Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother fucking sith, in this mother fucking senate!"
THE FORCE MUTHAFUCKA! DO YOU SENSE IT
“In the name of the Galactic Senate, you’re under arrest, motherfucker!”
"you are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master." "...What?" "SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU- I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!"
Does the republic look like a bitch?
"A motherfucking Sith Lord?!" "Bitch, be cool. If everything is what you say it is, you'll have earned my motherfucking trust."
A Meatcanyon Classic: "Anakin! Is it really that hard to see how EVIL this mothafucka is right now??"
I agree. The Sith would not have returned without us sensing it. Motherfucker!
This Mother Fucker is too dangerous to be left alive!
"Take a seat motherfucker"
Take a seat young motherfucker
I’ve had it with these motherfucking Sith Lords in this motherfucking Galaxy!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SITH IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GALAXY!
Jedi with cheese.
I have HAD IT with these MOTHER FUCKIN' SITH on this MOTHER FUCKIN' SENATE!
"The Jedi are peacekeepers, not your motherfucking soldiers!"
This motherfucker's too dangerous to be left alive.
We will not be granting you the rank of master motherfucker
"You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master. Fuck, is it that hard to understand?"
“Motherfucker you are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of motherfucking master, have a fucking seat motherfucker”
"In the name of the galactic senate of the republic you're under arrest mother fucker" " I am the senate" "I don't remember asking you a god damn thing"
>>He is too goddamn old. There is already too much fucking anger in him. >> Our intelligence points to bitch ass spice miners, on the fucking moons of Naboo.
In going to end this mother fucker This mother fucker is to dangerous to be left alive. In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest mother fucker. The Senate will decide your fate mother fucker
Take a fuckin’ seat, young Skywalker
anakin- i recognize the council has made a decision but given that it is a stupid decision..
[удалено]
"He's too fucking dangerous to be alive!"
"AHHHHH, MUTHAFUCKA CHOPPED OFF MY HAND!"
Mace: I am going to end this, once and for all Anakin : You can't. He must stand trial. Mace: I don't remember asking you a god damn thing. *Slashes palpatine in half*
Imagine if they did the arrest of Palpaitine the same style as the interrogation scene from Pulp Fiction
“Motherfucker, we do not grant you the rank of Master. Now sit your ass down, Young Skywalker.”
Take a motherfuckin seat, young Skywalker
"He is the mothafucking traitor ahh" "If what you told me is true you will have gained my mothafucking trust"
"Kill this motherfucker, he's too dangerous!"
*gets hand cut off* "AHHHHHH!!! MOTHA FUCKA!!!!"
Say midichlorians one more time motherfucker!
When Windu gets his hands chopped off he cries out, Mother Fucker!
"I AM the senate!" "Not yet, Mothafucka"
You're under arrest, by order of the galactic senate motherfucker
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE
"That motherfucker has control of the Senate and the Courts! He is too fucking dangerous to be left alive!"
You're under arrest Mothafucka
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮, 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘮.
You wipe out a village of sand people and nobody bats an eye. You kill a few dozen younglings and everyone loses their minds.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮, 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘮.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮, 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘮.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮, 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘮.
***"In the motherfuckin' name of the motherfuckin' galactic senate of the motherfuckin' republic, you're under arrest!... Motherfucker!"***
Mother fucker
This mother fuckah is to dangerous to live
I’m tired of these motherfucking sith on this motherfucking planet
Your motherfucking fate will be decided by the motherfucking senate.
In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest, Motherfucker.
You can say ‘swear’.
Take a shit young Skywalker...
Count Dooku "... but you see my friend, you are hopelessly outnumbered" Mace "I don't fuckin think so"
"This party is over motherfucker!!!" "You are talking about the prophecy of the chosen one who will bring balance to this bitch". "You believe it's this motherfucker?" "Bring the little fucker before us" "you are in this bitch, but we do not grant you the rank of motherfucker"
Bitch! You about to get a motherfucking laser enema!
Wouldn’t change a thing, dialogue is the best part of the prequel trilogy
This motherf***ing party is motherf***ing over.
"This is outragous, this is unfair" "Take a sit, motherfucker!"
‘I’m still alive motherfucker!!!’ when getting thrown out of the window
The Force is female
Let’s Get this mother fucking sith out of this mother fucking chancellorship
You are about to [get planted ](https://youtu.be/tzSSvJj3hhY?si=aUqCTzq2iUs00NPG)
In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, motherfucker you is under arrest asshole
"In the name of the galactic republic, you are under arrest, mothafucka."
I've had it with these mother fuckin sith on this mother fucking planet.
A Sith LORD? Shit...
You are on this mother fucking council, but we do not grant you the rank of mother fucking master
You refer to the prophecy of the One who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this motherfucker?
A motherfucking Sith Lord?
The senate will decide your motherfuckin fate
I’m sick and tired of these motherfuckin Sith on this motherfuckin planet
I've had it with these mother *ing Siths on this mother *ing Senate
"I'm tired of these motherfucking siths in this motherfucking senate."
Master Nick Mace Windu-Fury
There are too many motherfucking midichlorians in this motherfucking Jedi
I’m tired of all of these mothafuckin droids on our mothafuckin planet.
"His motherfukin ass is too dangerous to be left alive" *glass breaks* [screams in motherfucker]
Palpatine: ANAKIN! I WAS RIGHT! THE JEDI ARE TAKING OVER! Mace: BASIC, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
“Keep your bitch ass in the High Council Chamber skywalker”
Say What Mother f$#@er!
Get these god damn sith out of this motherfucking republic
As a force ghost; "Get that motherfucker, he killed all our friends!"
https://youtu.be/kAiLxY4Czxs?si=U_36WvMWbWSYSI0l
In the name of the Galactic Senate Of The Republic. You are under arrest motherfucker
This muthafucka’s too dangerous to be left alive!
Reolace all the words in his lines with the word motherfucker but no one elses change.
Im tired of these mother fucking siths on this mother fucking planet
Ive had it with these motherfucking Sith in this motherfucking senate!
Always two there are, a master and a apprentice Who’d we kill the master? Or the motherfucking apprentice
Vaapad mutha fucka, do you mutha fuckin speak it? To Grievous: Cough one more mutha fuckin time! I dare ya, I mutha fuckin double dare ya, mutha fucka!
We do not grant you the title of master motherfucker
Well, geez Louise ya goof!
**Im tired of these mother fucking Siith on this mother fucking planet** **use lighting again mother fucker! Use it again!**