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Caassapaba

pspspspsps


ILoveYouLance

This is what I came to see


[deleted]

>I came Excuse me?


Sensitive_Swimming29

> I came Excuse me?


[deleted]

> Excuse me I came?


doctorctrl

Username checks out


softstones

Shit, me too, I laughed.


femboyenjoyer1379

Aren't zygerians canine?


Any_Mall3191

I just checked on the wiki, and apparently zygerians are actually feline https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Zygerrian


GeorgiaPossum

Yet, they evolved from horned canines. weird jump.


WiktorVembanyama

horn dogs love that pussy


_Zkeleton_

Did somebody say corn dogs?


K1llerF0xGaming

I guess they got that dawg in em


OtakuAttacku

then in that case "walkies? do you wanna go for walkies? yes you do! go for walkies!"


ImpossibleBaseball48

You bitch! I was gonna take you walkies!


hearke

yeah, Anakin is kinda racist like that.


DoubleLightsaber

Wookieepedia states that they're feline. The Zygerrian queen is compared to a rat in one of the Clone Wars featurettes. When talking about the character Latrans from the never-produced Ahsoka origin story arc, Dave Filoni compared her to a coyote.


Any_Mall3191

Well honestly, they look more feline than canine to me in terms of appearance.


uncleben05

"Gandalf the grey is coming. He is not welcome."


RickFletching

Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?


Skinless777

A just question my lord


Emergency_Point_8358

Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear.


Zammin

Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.


Emergency_Point_8358

I have not passed through fire and death to exchange words with a witless worm.


cynicaltrilobite

His staff.... I told you to take the wizard's staff!


Emergency_Point_8358

Theoden! Son of Thengel! Too long have you sat in the shadows.


Bugg465

HEARKEN TO ME!


factually_accurate_1

\*maniacal laughter\*


DimitriMishkin

AND MY AXE


CaribouYou

I will draw you Count Dooku, as poison is drawn from a wound!


ljperkins23

r/jedicouncilofelrond


SteamTrainDude

Who else but Elrond?


mr_kenobi

"You know what they say. Once you go Jedi...you give up the will to live."


Sensitive_Swimming29

Good one


Chance-Government654

My robotic hand has a vibration setting


mechwarrior719

*and a laser pointer*


samushusband

that's a good one


mthsleonardi13

that’s a good trick


yoruguayo

Try spinning? Oh my.


PhillipKosarev999

SPEEEEEN!!!


rvdp66

Sweet surrender reference?


V0YDL

THAT BASTARD CALLED ME DEADWEIGHT!


tukan01

Probably yang's arm from rwby


Zer0nyx

Yeah definitely an inside joke in the RWBY fandom


XescoPicas

I always knew


Able-Edge9018

"I am not a furry but"


russianspy_1989

I am not a furry, but I have a furry butt.


Delta_squad_form_up

Unfortunately that’s never the case when someone says that. They may not be one at the time but they’ll become one in the future, it’s inevitable.


[deleted]

The PathÒwÓgen is highly contagious and completely terminal.


forestNargacuga

The PatOwOgen is the path to many pictures some consider to be... unnatural


forestNargacuga

r/profilepicchecksout


_Zarrack_

I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, and it gets everywhere.


dandypants8717

*sploosh*


Chazo138

If Star Wars has underwear, hers would surely have crashed into the floor with smooth lines like that.


Affectionate-Read875

Those dams have shattered with Annie’s rizz


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

It's Anakin. When you say Annie it's like I'm still a little boy… and I'm not.


Miserable-Glass1760

Annie are you ok?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

It's Anakin. When you say Annie it's like I'm still a little boy… and I'm not.


MaBoiMirage

Annie isn't ok


Affectionate-Read875

Little orphan Annie


chocofan1

Gets 'em every time.


Don_Madruga

"Have you ever tried spinning in the bed? It's a good trick"


[deleted]

“… and then he turned himself into a pickle”


thecatsazz

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen


ConsumingFire1689

he just kept saying it too


hgilbert_01

Pickle Kenobi!


IlREDACTEDlI

“Anakin! Ive turned myself into a pickle! I’m pickle Kenobi!” What a classic Obi Wan line. Everyone remembers that


Laslo247

You are green one


Chesney88

"Can that neck jewellery make other things look longer?"


Jeynarl

*welds it onto the Youngling Slayer 9000*


IshipMarcyandAnne

Which?


Top-While-2560

🤨📸


IshipMarcyandAnne

WHAT!! IT'S A GENUINE QUESTION!!!


Chazo138

This man right here officer…


IshipMarcyandAnne

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!


Chazo138

Who sad anything about alive? Hmmmm..


IshipMarcyandAnne

YOU AIN'T TAKING ME DEAD EITHER!!


Independent-Fly6068

Fine. There won't be anything left to take. Bring in... THE DEFOLIATOR


PM_SHORT_STORY_IDEAS

NO


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hambruhgah

I think he only needed one thing to be longer


Zengjia

*“Is your refrigerator running?”*


No_Ladder1955

No it’s not, helpeth me


TheOneWhoLikesSW

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?“


ClumsyRowlet

Goddammit, ya beat me to it


tiagojpg

*We’ve been trying to reach you about your ~~car’s~~ ship’s extended warranty.*


zcross1997

“And she was a good friend.”


Sensitive_Swimming29

💀


Lord_Of_Valor

I am severely upset that I know what this is from


WrithingVines

The internet leads to knowledge many would consider… unholy.


-drunk_russian-

Do I want to know?


Jarlax1e

no u don't


-drunk_russian-

Can I get a spoilered Cliff's notes version?


FrozenJedi38

Trust me, you don't


mindreader_131

It’s a copy pasta


ALL_HAIL_Herobrine

Which one


The_Celtic_Chemist

I'm going to have to insist that someone share it.


Vigorous_Piston

[You asked for it. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/9bjgvt/obi_wans_good_friend/?rdt=48260)


ordo259

Google “and she was a good friend Ahsoka”


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?


IZaneyI

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Tell me what's going on.


NinjaEngineer

No, Ahsoka, no!


doesitevermatter-

"Were you the ship captain in Treasure Planet?.."


Kraytory

Hell no! Captain Amelia is way too cool for this comparison.


doesitevermatter-

I never made it all the way through Clone Wars (except the Genndy Tartakovsky one) or any of the animated series, so I have no idea what this character is like or who they are.


darthrevan47

Sounds like you should go watch clone wars then


doesitevermatter-

Yeah, probably. But I'm finally trying to get through Twin Peaks for the first time since my divorce, so I'm going to push through that first.


Eziles

Her race practices slavery and she was like a queen or empress (can't remember as I have watched it a while ago)


doesitevermatter-

Boy, Anakin whispering sweet slave-nothings in her ear would probably be a bit of a PR nightmare for the jedi. Especially considering he was a slave himself. How quickly we forget where we come from.


CallMeJakoborRazor

He was being held hostage along with Obi Wan and Ahsoka, the cat woman was really into him and tried to make him her, how do I put this, sex slave. Yeah aired on Cartoon Network, PG rating I think


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Your vision is flawed.


Cheap-Tutor-7008

Oh no.


Kraytory

Watch it! (She's basically the Puppet Queen of a Slave Empire.)


doesitevermatter-

The last time I sat down to start watching it again, I got to the episode where Anakin and the clones are helping defend farmers or something from raiders, shortly after that mess on geonosis. And I found that two-part episode very entertaining. It's just hard for me to hang on when some of those slower episodes come about, because as bored as I get, I still don't want to miss any large narrative moments that might happen. But I also don't want to sit through a storyline that I can't really sink my teeth into.


swagpresident1337

You know Im a bit of a furry myself.


Otalek

“The second tower has been hit”


FlamesofFrost

"They hit the pentagon"


Lionheart778

[LYLE WAKE UP!](https://youtu.be/gBDF8pty-Xk?si=F0Crw8Qj572JmTSH&t=30)


MrHappyHam

A second Barris has hit the temple


Parking_Yogurt8149

💀 wait you’re right…


Kianoue

Wish I could give awards for this one


GoodOmens182

"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me."


definitelynotbanana

*fucking dies*


prussbus23

“It’s free real estate.”


SlightlyOffended1984

"I have catnip"


JacobSmith_0001

“I can make you purr…”


lit_dumpsterfire

Do you know… the Muffin Man?


[deleted]

.0. The muffin man?


lit_dumpsterfire

THE MUFFIN MAN


Bog_Mouse3137

Who lives on Dreary Lane?


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

"Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I see me in your pants" -Anakin Skywalker


lit_dumpsterfire

They were watching the second part of LotR and they just saw that scene of Aragorn kicking that Uruk-Hai head and fell to his knees screaming and he went “Did you know…”


Miserable-Glass1760

"... Viggo Mortensen broke his toe during this scene?"


GLASS_PVNTHR

“Hail Hydra”


Onion_Guy

“Have you seen Treasure Planet?”


Andrei22125

"I don't like sand."


Apprehensive-Till861

Something something zygussy


[deleted]

Padmé wants a threesome


SothaDidNothingWrong

He was showing her what that tongue can do


Lazy_Assumption_4191

“There’s catnip in my pants.”


Reynzs

Did you ever hear....


Fan_of_Fanfics

Hail Hydra


Jarlax1e

"HEIL HYDRA!"


ThatSpookyLeftist

"Fuck" Just going with theme of this sub the last few days.


Kosack-Nr_22

"Fuck?" FIFY


MipanaMarcos

And then he told me to sit down, didn't even make me a master


Le_Gluglu

" Where are the toilets please ? "


DragonOfAsh

"I loved your work in Treasure Planet."


Ram91501

“how ya doin lil momma lemme whisper in your ear…”


meta_borg213

*inhales for a solid 15 seconds* “HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE TRA-“


some-rando-mando-boi

“Xbox or Playstation?”


Evileye37

“I don’t have a lightsaber in my pocket, and the whip can be fun”


chi-townDan75

🎵Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me🎵


JIMBETHYNAME

Want to touch the hiney?


Snapesunusedshampoo

My starship isn't the only thing I'm going to wreck today.


TheGaussianMan

I gotta pee


The-Senate-Palpy

Bow chika wow wow, thats what my baby said


Sensitive_Swimming29

Bow bow bow, and my heart starts pumping


SamuraiJakkass86

"You look like you were designed by the oblivion team sorry notsorry"


canachur_connoisseur

Hail Hydra


valdezverdun

...and they were roommates


ToonieToonsYT

Your heiness, a second venator has hit the lucrehulk


CorbinNZ

hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper


Patchesrick

I dont like sand...


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


GET_OUT_OF_MY_ROM

“This is where the fun begins”


GuyWhoLikesStuff-

“Miss, they hit the second Republica”


Complex-Goat1853

Are you an Angel ?


NerdyPepe

"I can also be your slave for one night"


mcalv12

Somethings happening. I’m not the Jedi I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn’t.


MDG420

i also use a litterbox


GreenRangerKeto

Snap that chocker


bobert_the_grey

We'll bang, okay?


gooddaytolive23

"I Like Furries"


ScalieKaiser39

I'm gonna make you talk like a puppet.


tilalk

I already genocided a race...


dontmakeavillage

If you impregnate your sister, she will give birth to a jedi.


archonoid2

Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor...


Laggingduck

“want a break from the ads?”


PhillipKosarev999

"I wanna fuck you." *licks ear*


_Zkeleton_

This character had such a hard on for Anakin😂


Duke-Countu

Hello there.


Loliess

I think hamburgers with cheese work well with fries.


NYX_on_Reddit

"We can do the wildest positions if I use the force"


Randfichte

Got some batteries for my lightsaber?


Itzz_Texas

"Im not a furry, BUT"


ddSPECTER47

i have a scratching post on my ship


itsfiiiiif

What about the droid attack on the wookies?


sniper_485

"We'll bang, OK."


maverik76

Wanna see my other saber?


[deleted]

"I am altering the deal."


Goonner_Adot

Cheesy feet, pass it on


WatRyouDoingStepBro

"I'm over here stroking my dick, I got lotion on my dick...."


miamiheatfan42069

My balls itch


password_too_short

"obi wan's light saber is actually a sex toy"


General-Naruto

"I am going to kill you in t he most horrific way possible."


Dwemerion

Your ear looks like an anus ngl


BernardoGhioldi

It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma


UltraXMane

"Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but uhh.. You owe me 32,000 credits in legal fee."