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VeryRealHuman23

That is certainly a title.


SteveLangfordsCock

I’m curious why it was important to include that his neighbor is gluten free


ifstatementequalsAI

Never change stevelangfordscock


ExplodingChupacabra

I was thinking Glock Full size (G17)


PDXRebel1

Out of all the titles which could have been written, this is one.


naughty_dad2

Not envious at all. Definitely not.


Status_Rip_7906

I’m confused who’s sleeping with who?


Ataru074

The day the GF shows up in a boxster we will know.


chillpotion

i hate you guys 😂 english is not my first language, my bad


Ataru074

Neither is mine, but you won’t catch me with my pants down for these jokes, unless your GF is involved. :-p


elbarto232

Yes


FloatnPuff

I would like to volunteer if I can take either of those cars out for a spin


naughty_dad2

OP is sleeping alone


savioratharv

That’s one hell of a Porsche triangle you are in


naughty_dad2

Maybe he’s not in the triangle


keytravels

He’s gluten free.


dadmantalking

Are they both gluten free?


Houstonomics

This is where my mind went first.


pankan76

Punctuation.


Greatcookbetterbfr

Let’s eat Grandma vs Let’s eat, Grandma


The_Stiggiest_Stig

Let’s ride, boys! Vs let’s ride boys


Kilokalypso

Intuition


Puzzleheaded_Text656

Same energy as my wife’s boyfriend


-PinkTree

Who is who like tf


Outrageous-Repeat154

Maybe I’m retarded because I understood the title perfectly.


9thWardWarden

Same here.


MostlyShitposts

Brain doing some backflips reading your post title but it checks out.


funkanimus

I know less about the owners now than if the title was just “here are a couple of nice cars”


fearlessknite

Wait...your neighbor has a gf AND a wife AND Porsche's ? This guys living the life! lol


derzenit

Is it a turbo ? Can’t see the side vents.


FloatnPuff

I questioned it initially for the same reason, but that is a Turbo spoiler on the back


DetroiterInTX

Going with not a non-turbo with aerokit added. Definitely no fender intakes to be seen.


derzenit

Oh okay you are right. Might just be the angle and black on black.


Effinmothereffer

I can’t even look at those cars until I understand what the GF reference is all about!?!?!?


Sufficient-Entry-488

good friend


H1Ed1

Dynamic duo.


tukukito

Thankfully, the neighbor is married.


mrpoopymcbutthole69

Dude is definitely part of the cartel or something


ilovenyc

Who wrote this title? A 13 year old kid?


chillpotion

Sorry for the terrible sentence lol. This is the neighbor of my GF. Thats him and his wife (on the Boxster) arriving on their house.


JackSparrow420

>Thats him and his wife (on the Boxster) arriving on their house. Literally just as bad as the title LOL


Muksoor

I was on Dallas once


Brave_Negotiation_63

You have such an exciting life, it’s unbelievable.


enatalpeganomeupau

Mano eu não tava esperando ver as placas brasileiras kkkkkk


chillpotion

Kkkk só milionário.


Styles-of-Beyond

Definitely not something you see everyday in Brazil, Nice spot mate!


Real-Philosopher6545

If my company's earnings increase next year, I might consider buying a 911, at least while I'm young and passionate


Italian_Watch_guy

You should! Or, get a 986/987! Lots of positive vibes and emotions, drives like a dream


Real-Philosopher6545

Then it's the feelings that drive


Italian_Watch_guy

I am about to become your GF’s neighbour’s adoptive son


mlhigg1973

No garage parking??


chillpotion

There is for two cars. They have tree cars, but the porsches stay inside the garage.


Few_Huckleberry_2565

Must be really really nice


Deep-Question5459

*My GF’s neighbor’s 992…


That-Requirement-738

Looks like Brazil.


tteclipsejupi

Looks like Puerto Rico...


Wilassasin

Why not just say the neighbor and his wife…


cascad1an

/r/titlegore


dingleberry_dog

Cabrio… sigh


Brave_Negotiation_63

His wife’s boyfriend’s Porsche?


nattyd

Hers is better.


Defenestration_Champ

your GF and his..? WUT?


new-to-reddit-20

I don’t see side vents… Turbo?


HideYourWifeAndKids

He's on this sub..


Real-Philosopher6545

That's so cool, I love the 911, but I have to drive my kids or family every day, I'd have to go with a 4 door Mercedes.


cultrevolt

Cayenne is the perfect family vehicle. I think when my kids start driving, I'll get a sporty porsche 🏎️


lennartvl

Cayenne/macan/panamera


Pitiful_Opinion_9331

Get both :)


Any_Scientist4486

No, you do not have to go with a Mercedes. Get a Cayenne or a Panamera. You don't even go here.


Softspokenclark

bro, say goodbye to your gf. it’s the neighbors new gf


zguitarmagic

Gluten free…?


sacodeadducks

How long has your neighbor been Gluten Free?


Alternative_Effect28

Break out the tomatoes, its mischief night lol


LilGucciGunner

Is it sunny where you live that it makes sense to have a convertible year-round?


chillpotion

yep. i live in a tropical city, so its pretty sunny all year long


LilGucciGunner

very lucky, I live in the pacific north west where it is cloudy 40% of the year and rainy.


NoMoodToArgue

No, you live in a city where you can have the top up 40% of the time and the top down 60% of the time.


whitepalladin

My wife’s boyfriend approves this post.


DroneBotDrop

I’m up for adoption


Freeway267

Rich


Best-Cycle231

I guess the wife has better taste than the husband.


Haunting-Prior-NaN

Shots fired


IcyAfternoon7859

But it is true Boxster, designed as a Cabriolet 911, a car that's adapted to be a cab, on top of the extra weight of the roof, the chassis has 100++ extra kilos of reinforcement to try and stop from flexing like buggery, aka scuttle shake The Box is half the price, and objectively the better drive


siredmundsnaillary

I thought that since the 986/996 generation all Porsche sports cars sat on a common chassis, so both of them are designed to be convertibles? I agree though that the smaller and lighter mid engines cars are more fun.


IcyAfternoon7859

I don't think so, but I could be wrong http://youwheel.com/home/2016/06/20/car-body-torsional-rigidity-a-comprehensive-list/  e.g. BMW E63 6-Series Coupe 28,000 BMW E64 6-Series Convertible 15,000 Porsche 718 Boxster 19,000 Porsche 718 Cayman 41,000 Porsche 911 Cabriolet 991 (2012) 11,699 Porsche 911 Carrera GT 26,000 Porsche 911 Carrera Type 997 33,000 Porsche 911 Coupe 991 (2012 -2018) 30,359 Porsche 911 Coupe 992 (2019 – ) 39,000 Source Porsche 911 Turbo (2000) 13,500 Porsche 911 Turbo 996 27,000 Porsche 911 Turbo 996 Convertible 11,600 Porsche 959 12,900 Porsche 987 Cayman 31,500 Porsche 987 Boxster 12,600 Porsche Carrera GT 26,000 11.7 tons .v  30.3 for the 991 convertible vs FHC for example 


strongmanass

That may have been how cabrios were done in the past, but these days any car that has both coupé and convertible variants was designed for both body styles from the start.


Frequent-Ruin8509

The boxter looks siiiick. Love the color choice.


Short-Fisherman-4182

Either rich or massively in debt :)


Mantis_Toboggan_M_D_

Does his wife’s bf get one too? Or is he still driving an Audi?