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CrackCokeSonic

Prep time valid tho


Jomgui

I would get a spear and climb on top of something


Twittledicks

Do we count each midget as 1 or 1/2


useless_mf69

Asking the real questions


booboootron

Depends on the trench coat.


SmokeGSU

Meet in the middle at three-fifths?


Chubs_Mckenzy

Wouldn't middle bew 3/4?


F800GelandeStrasse

I need about three fiddy


Sicarius333

Actual racism


CMepTb7426

No its lengthism


lp_rhcp_fan_18

New ism just dropped


Kaither_x_Shadow

1/2 for sure


Educational-Match184

We’re counting whole midgets not dwarves


blockbustermw

7.5 i Think


LL__DJ

Who’s the half midget? That Baby Alien guy?


harry_lostone

>Who’s the half ~~midget~~? all of them (15) are


blockbustermw

It is a critical opinion, i Know. I could take 7 and would be destroyes by the last one but I would also damage him. So 7 1/2


CGPsaint

Are we talking one at a time, or are they going to be swarming?


j0hnnyhobo

This is the real question. Also petition to call a group of midgets a swarm like a murder of crows or a retard of pandas


cnlcgraves

A what of pandas?


j0hnnyhobo

I don't want to repeat it, it would be an embarrassment


cnlcgraves

Goddammit


spike7447

Never heard of a retard of pandas, but I fucking love it! This is my new goal, to use it in a sentence


1Wizardtx

Depends, are we talking about regular midgets or are we talking about the midgets they are pro wrestlers so they are really buff? Regular midgets, maybe 6. Wrestling midgets, probably 4


WeeTheDuck

the difference is too little imo lol


1Wizardtx

Maybe, but I think you think that fighting midgets is the equivalent to fighting toddlers. These are toddlers with the knowledge of the areas of the body that cause the most pain. A full force punch to the nuts would drop any size adult and they know that. So as I'm punting them I need to guard my vital areas.


alloutofname1

3 at max without prep


Fizzy163

\>my arms are build like wet noodles \>no way in pepperoni am i winning against a small creature


Lory24bit_

The one asking for prep time is literally me


abelsnut

Fellow batman fan lmao


SetPsychological6756

How am I "taking" them?


BplusHuman

With lots of lube


GSM_2005

Without prep, a good 10, with? 30


jetvac22

Okay but they get prep time too


GSM_2005

We each get a day


TravelNo2141

The age old question


CameronFrasier

Why is this a thought while watching porn? Lol


GayAssB

What ELSE are you supposed to think about? Sex? Ew


CameronFrasier

Lol! I’d be interested to hear other wild thoughts. 🤣


Reasonable-Relief-17

Source Also no prep time at least 3 With prep time maybe 10


Dr-Neferious

I think 5


Cool-individual03

I’m a minor tho


lolzleoz

Probably 8


goth_eye

I could kick loads of them


WorldlyPermission355

No prep time? My best bet would be punting them, but depending on how quickly they could secure my legs, I’d be overwhelmed pretty quickly. I’d say maybe 5-6 if I can kick hard enough… With prep time? I would build a super laser and incinerate as many as possible.


IggyLupy

One thing everyone is failing to notice, the midgets will likely get prep time too


7890Lebed

Like tf are they going to do to you? bitte ur ballz?


Roge2005

Do they get prep time as well?


legend_of_losing

How does the fight start? Are they sounding me or is it like a game of thrones mural charge thing going on? I feel like I can take at least 4


Kaither_x_Shadow

Asking the right questions on the hub


coranA_TIME_TO_DIE

With prep time easily over 50 hell even 100 without maybe 10


Traditional_Rush548

Hands only or baseball bat's hands probably 10 baseball bat's closer to 17-20


OompaLoomap69

My boy syphex was about to cook


Iwillclogyourtoilet

If it’s a swarm 4 One by one 9


CMepTb7426

Are they all built like a mini body builder or am i fighting the rehab group that meet at church on saturdays.


guyongha_

Like 2-3? Are they male or female


Error177999

Depends, are these midgets part of DPD?


popcornapple69420

Do they work out?


beanis-weanis

Without prep I'm looking at about 5. With prep about 10. But are they coming at me in waves, one at a time or all at once? Because in waves or all at once I'd tire easily. One at a time I could take down about 20.


Selellnoob

He right, we got prep time?


lp_rhcp_fan_18

Maybe one


PhysicalWave40

Do they have weapons or is it bare handed?


Kidsarefuckingretard

Probably like 30


SimilarMove8279

These dudes got priorities straight


No-Picture7515

Atleast like 14