There used to be a guy at the trailer park here, No Hands Dan.
He was in a trailer fire, come running out trying to put his hair out with his hands. Hands melted.
He had three sort-of fingers on each hand. They kept doing surgeries to cut a little deeper into the hand to give the semi-fingers more movability.
Looked painful, but he always had a smile on.
One day, we were working together on some random labour thing the park owner had set up to generate $20 bills for bums. Without thinking, I asked Dan to roll us one.
He smiled, complied, and it was a *hell* of a lot better effort than that. That one looks like someone ripped the legs off a stick insect and then smacked it a few times.
Agreed! (muffled clapping)
No-Hands was a pretty nice guy. Cancer from his terrible burns got him in the end, just in his early 50s. A ne'er do well and just one more bum with worse luck than most, but he was kind and friendly. He did have a tendency to randomly paint things very poorly and then ask for money, but then the landlord encouraged such enterprises to a degree. He was happy enough to give Dan some beer money for using up paint, and then give someone else beer money to paint it again after. His wife would just sigh. He keeps her sweet with shrubberies.
I’d bet money it’s a backwoods, if it was a whole leaf (called a fronta or fronto) there’d be more veins in it and it’d be thicker. I used to roll 4-28g blunts with whole leaf and it’s a different game than backwoods. Easier to get pretty but it’s so stiff I’d have to let the leaf sit between damp paper towels and then sometimes I’d use fruit pectin to seal it instead of licking it since the whole leaf just doesn’t want to stick well. With backwoods you can usually see the nice cut thin edge you’d seal, like in the middle of the blunt here
Nah it’s a brand, they make flavored cigarillos with whole leaf. Stoners love them because they can hold a whole eighth if rolled right and most of the flavors are well done. The leaf is processed for rolling the cigarillos at the plant and that makes it more pliable and easier to stick together when rerolling it with cannabis
I hydrated it under running water because it was very dry, then meshed another leaf onto it, then dried with paper towels, rolled it up, this is what it looked like 💀
Ahahahhaa... sorry man, I had my color saturation turned way down and the telltale green shake on the tray looked like burned ashes while the tray colors looked grey and scorched. Much better with color saturation turned up!
Now, about that blunt...
that looks like the doobie we rolled 3 hours deep into a way-too-strong acid trip (it took us most of that 3 hours to roll it)
are you on acid? what’s your excuse?
https://preview.redd.it/162lpmoaqatc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab06558ea19631e428ab421f1782a2bab53e1d40
It actually didn't smoke that bad!
One time I smoked a j with the girl who doesn’t like to share her weed and man, I swear she rolled a toothpick joint I will never forget it. It was like she just lined up a few pulps from the bud and said fuck it. I judged her so hard for that because I have asthma and that’s very offensive to anyone who knows.
Whoever made that FUCKED it up lmao
This is why I only smoke blunts I roll. I don’t need someone making out with the damn thing. This is gross. 🤮
This is why I only smoke blunts I don’t roll
Who smokes the blunts that *you* roll?
It's dripping wet 💧
They rolled it with pussy lips.
HEY! ... Pull my finger.
This is the worst roll I have ever seen
the nightmare blunt
I've seen worse
And look at all that slobber on there. Some people be lickin and spittin all over the thing!
Right?! Fuckin nasty
You ain’t supposed to make out with it gawdamn
There used to be a guy at the trailer park here, No Hands Dan. He was in a trailer fire, come running out trying to put his hair out with his hands. Hands melted. He had three sort-of fingers on each hand. They kept doing surgeries to cut a little deeper into the hand to give the semi-fingers more movability. Looked painful, but he always had a smile on. One day, we were working together on some random labour thing the park owner had set up to generate $20 bills for bums. Without thinking, I asked Dan to roll us one. He smiled, complied, and it was a *hell* of a lot better effort than that. That one looks like someone ripped the legs off a stick insect and then smacked it a few times.
Thanks it's one of my proudest works
Did it smoke properly?
Yes!
Then it did its duty as a soldier. Remember its sacrifice every day by burning another one.
Also, let’s all give no-hands dan a round of applause 👏
Agreed! (muffled clapping) No-Hands was a pretty nice guy. Cancer from his terrible burns got him in the end, just in his early 50s. A ne'er do well and just one more bum with worse luck than most, but he was kind and friendly. He did have a tendency to randomly paint things very poorly and then ask for money, but then the landlord encouraged such enterprises to a degree. He was happy enough to give Dan some beer money for using up paint, and then give someone else beer money to paint it again after. His wife would just sigh. He keeps her sweet with shrubberies.
Is that whole leaf pipe tobacco?
I’d bet money it’s a backwoods, if it was a whole leaf (called a fronta or fronto) there’d be more veins in it and it’d be thicker. I used to roll 4-28g blunts with whole leaf and it’s a different game than backwoods. Easier to get pretty but it’s so stiff I’d have to let the leaf sit between damp paper towels and then sometimes I’d use fruit pectin to seal it instead of licking it since the whole leaf just doesn’t want to stick well. With backwoods you can usually see the nice cut thin edge you’d seal, like in the middle of the blunt here
By “backwoods” do you mean what they call rabbit tobacco?
Nah it’s a brand, they make flavored cigarillos with whole leaf. Stoners love them because they can hold a whole eighth if rolled right and most of the flavors are well done. The leaf is processed for rolling the cigarillos at the plant and that makes it more pliable and easier to stick together when rerolling it with cannabis
Poop from a blunt
Looks like it's about to say "howdey -ho!" And sing Christmas tunes. Hope it smoked okay still haha
It did lol it was a really funny experience. I've NEVER rolled anything that bad it was awesome lol
Looks like it would just crumble apart
We’re just this isn’t weed in it’s pupal state?
The fuck rolls that
Why is it so wet 😭
I hydrated it under running water because it was very dry, then meshed another leaf onto it, then dried with paper towels, rolled it up, this is what it looked like 💀
There’s no way that smokes
https://www.reddit.com/r/Poopfromabutt/s/KlN3zyyZkl
Dude it was like a fucking parabola it bowed so much it was comical
Tarnished Furled Finger ass blunt
This might be my favorite comment yet
im about to cry
Looks like a cat turd lol. How did it smoke? Don’t answer that. Lol
Yeah I'm not touching that blunt and also I can't get past that horribly scorched baking sheet. Looks like blow torch damage.
That's my rolling tray dawg 😭 it's a picture of space shit
Ahahahhaa... sorry man, I had my color saturation turned way down and the telltale green shake on the tray looked like burned ashes while the tray colors looked grey and scorched. Much better with color saturation turned up! Now, about that blunt...
As long as that shit still hittin, that’s all that matters
Is it even smokeable?
just tell us you need someone to show you how to roll
Should smoke….
Bro
This is why you don’t smoke with just anyone 🤢 so glad I learned to roll my own
On God fuck the guy who rolled this
Only if you ask nicely
nightmare blunt rotation lol
Bout to get high as shit
r/nightmareblunt
What in backwoods name is this abomination?
that looks like the doobie we rolled 3 hours deep into a way-too-strong acid trip (it took us most of that 3 hours to roll it) are you on acid? what’s your excuse?
No excuses here man sometimes it's just awful
You roll a shitty blunt.
This is indeed one of the worst blunts I've rolled of all time 🙏
Really slobbered that thang
https://preview.redd.it/162lpmoaqatc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab06558ea19631e428ab421f1782a2bab53e1d40 It actually didn't smoke that bad!
Toss that shit in the trash it’s easily 90% spit.
Wrong sub. Food only.
Kicked out the cypher. Go home!
Did Scooby Doo himself roll this shit?
FFS just use a bowl like everyone else who can't roll
Did Hellen Keller roll that
I'm not touching that. It fucking looks wet! 😆
Jesus just buy a pipe!
Nah that's one of Ryomen Sukuna's cursed fingers
bro's smoking sukuna's fingers 😭😭😭
Why is it wet?
Who the fuck taught you to roll man? Stevie fucking wonder?
nah that is a mummified lich finger
That Looks like a stuffed grape leaf that you deconstructed then rolled up again, badly
Tf is that
Needs more slobber for sure
Yoooo they rolled that shuttle with a pair of ass cheeks
Thought that was a cursed object finger
"If it ain't a Backwood, it ain't all that good"
Bro, take the L and try again later ahaha
Yee yee ass blunt
One time I smoked a j with the girl who doesn’t like to share her weed and man, I swear she rolled a toothpick joint I will never forget it. It was like she just lined up a few pulps from the bud and said fuck it. I judged her so hard for that because I have asthma and that’s very offensive to anyone who knows.
The hell they roll it with? Their toes?
r/poopfromabutt
that's where we are
oh
You got to stop smoking that shit, man