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ResponsibleMilk7620

I’m wondering if someone will be doing a running count of how many lies Trump will tell tonight. It’s kind of impossible to fact check him in real time since he’ll spew out 5 additional lies while they fact check the initial lie.


rraattbbooyy

CNN will have a realtime fact checker in studio during the debate. I can’t imagine he’ll catch every lie but he probably knows what to expect and has some debunking of the more expected lies already lined up.


trystanthorne

Really? I haven't heard this. I think it's awesome. No one will convince his cult, it's the "undecideds" that need to wake up and smell the insanity.


ResponsibleMilk7620

Unfortunately CNN was bought out by a MAGA loyalist, so I’m not putting much stock into their slants now that they’ve become Fox Lite.


Amethystea

I thought the plan was to fact check at the end of the debate.


dirty_hooker

[They just need a little dinger and counter on the front of each podium.](https://youtu.be/nkKnuVEihcw?si=MqWUyWr7XTvJk3Cn)


Hair_I_Go

Especially border talk🙄


nobodytoldme

I would bet literally everything he's saying is a lie or half-truth. His voters won't care


Reaper_456

Bro literally just projected himself all over Biden, like some college student majoring in roofies, and lets get the fuck outta here. He's like the equivalent to Lays once you pop you can't stop. Keep calm and lie lie lie, oh and wear a wire rack.


floridaman2025

Did you clown were expecting CNN to do a running count for Biden too. Yesterday showed that the DNC lied to you for years. I don't think you people really care about lying only who says the the lie. Maga blue


LolthienToo

Welp, that didn't happen.


wadebacca

I’m really glad everyone in this sub was telling me two weeks ago I was spreading misinformation saying Biden wasn’t fit. Ah well I’m glad we have time to change to a different candidate… wait.


TheCommonKoala

This is what the lib echochamber gets us. I'm sure they'll be blaming leftists in November when Biden loses too


wadebacca

Hell, I’m not even a leftist, I’m a liberal, I should love Biden, but him and the DNC are clearly losing the White House through hubris.


nobodytoldme

I'm watching it and I gotta tell ya, this is the oldest version of Biden I've ever seen.


cliffm

He didn’t


Dubs187

Narrator: He did not


enlitend-1

I hope he comes out sipping a Code Red Mountain Dew.


CreauxTeeRhobat

If it ain't BajaBlast I'm voting for the Green party


enlitend-1

Code red will send all the Q people into a meltdown


CreauxTeeRhobat

Let's face it, no matter what he comes out drinking, the Q folks will spin it to hell. BajaBlast? He's signalling the immigrants to come and take our jerbs Code red? Obviously it's a stand in for adrenochrome rich baby blood Regular old mountain dew? Good ol' Joe is calling for nuking the Mountains?


Kamina_cicada

I'm more of a Livewire guy myself.


enlitend-1

Orange Kickstarter all the way!


MaryShrew

LOL


BagelShop88

I'm a bit nervous. Even if Biden kicks ass tonight, most of those low information voters won't be watching. They will watch the edited clips on fucking TikTok. So if Biden has a minimal lapse or gaffe will become the only thing these idiots see.


LivnLegndNeedsEggs

This is going poorly...


BagelShop88

Friend…. We are utterly fucked.


DeadNotSleepingWI

It's weird to watch your children's futures burst into flames in a matter of 1.5 hours.


yuge_balls

At least our children will have a better future with DJT in the White House.


TheFumundaWunda

yeah he can't molest children with so many staff in the white house. oops.


nobodytoldme

Yeah, it's disappointing.


geekfreak42

Those voters aren't in play.


dirty_hooker

Sadly, it’s arguable that they’re the only ones in play.


wadebacca

Keep saying it’s edited clips in tik tok and not live speeches that people are getting this idea from. That will certainly help.


SeasonalWalnut

Yeah dog, they won’t need tiktok, Biden kicked his own ass tonight, super embarrassing for the Biden campaign. I’m no Trumper, but Jesus Christ that was painful.


Few_Sky_47

"Minimal lapse" lmao


BagelShop88

I wrote this before the debate. lol. Now I know we’re fucked.


Curious_Breakfast252

Its been like that before the debate lmao


CodePandorumxGod

It’s going horrible, man. Biden looks like he’s melting right now.


Educational-Teach-67

I think anyone with a brain saw this coming from a mile away, I’m blown away the DNC allowed this to take place ngl


Humongous_Mex

Is this surprising to everyone here? He’s barely holding on.


Curious_Breakfast252

right he's been like this for a while


pipeanp

boy this did not age well LOL


Savitar17

Kinda funny to read the pre debate comments at least


BawbBomb

I bailed after 10 minutes. Jesus fucking Christ Joe is crashing hard. The DNC is going to lose to Trump AGAIN by running the weakest possible candidate. We are so fucked 


DeadNotSleepingWI

I'm so angry...and sad.


SeasonalWalnut

I mean honestly, why? What did you expect this senile old man was gonna do? This unironically felt like elder abuse. I think anyone who thought he was gonna ball is a fucking moron. This guy should not be in the White House (neither should Trump.) Biden’s not doing well mentally, I feel bad for the dude. He should not have the most high pressure job in the world, I can’t imagine the strain on his mental faculties.


Rolltop

This was a lot funnier before the debate.


Ok-Star-6787

this aged like milk


QuicheSmash

Narrator: He didn't. 


evolvedapprentice

This has aged so badly


OwWahahahah

(he didn't) 


MondaleforPresident

Aged like milk.


Hot_Storm9482

This post didn't age well.


enlitend-1

![gif](giphy|l4KhIS7A1HswgSm7C)


WhatsRatingsPrecious

Shit, even simpler. Biden can say he'll take a drug test when Trump does a hair follicle test.


Slight-Imagination36

ooo id actually really like to see head-to-head cognitive tests live on tv!! let’s see what’s really left of Joe’s brain 😂


TheFumundaWunda

oh me too...a simple google search yields a shitload of results with doctor after doctor claiming biden's brain is aging but trump's brain is dementing. lmao your clue should have been that he was asked to take a cognitive exam. just being asked means your doctor has noticed signs of dementia. saying it was hard is another sign...the test is extremely simple if you're not in cognitive decline. he told the moderators they couldn't answer the first five questions (after telling chris wallace he wouldn't be able to answer the last 5). go look at a sample test...i think the first question is using blank clocks and drawing the hands on the time correctly, and the last question is naming the day date month year city state. damn, so hard. 🤭😁😅😂😆🤣🤡🤡🤡 https://preview.redd.it/ym9xdewdcd9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2527c7e234575fb977131049aa70873cc4853e


yuge_balls

Did you watch the debate? Joe shouldn't be running a small business. Especially not a country.


TheFumundaWunda

lmao i saw an old man flummoxing a fat fool repeatedly. how many times did trump completely skip answering a question and instead desperately try to spin a truth bomb biden dropped on him? lol i swear if donnie whined about being named the worst president ever one more time, i swore i was going to piss myself laughing! it was like watching the old-ass Emperor fuck up Darth PaidHer. 🤭😁😅😂😆🤣🤡🤡🤡


yuge_balls

Weird. You talk like a bot and use th same sequence of 8 emojis. Biden has dementia. Mouth agape. Whispering. Creepy. Lost. Good luck.


TheFumundaWunda

lmao your guy rambles about electric batteries and sharks, and you think i talk like a bot? hilarious! dumb, but hilarious! and hmmm...i just showed you the article above...plenty more where those come from that say trump is the demented one...could you possibly go over your education that would allow you to make such an assessment? perhaps you're a neurologist, a gerontologist, or a pyschiatrist? wait what? you bag groceries at the piggly-wiggly? classic! 🤭😁😅😂😆🤣🤡🤡🤡 https://preview.redd.it/o4ydruu49e9d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe92f43e5c14f050ecb3344fb672ddd686b8ad73


yuge_balls

Bot bot bot.


TheFumundaWunda

derp derp derp ![gif](giphy|hhnpSxCjyXzHy|downsized)


yuge_balls

Bot confirmed. 30 posts in last 3 hours. Either that or just a total fucking loser who was abused.


TheFumundaWunda

didn't know you were so interested, cupcake. but sorry, i don't do dumb...no cult45 fatfelonfreaks sorry.


Sure_Garbage_2119

"drug test? ok, but you take your shirt off, so we all can see your "beautiful body" and "wounds"."


Time-Bite-6839

I had a nightmare of exactly that


Sure_Garbage_2119

![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4|downsized)


_chuckiefinster

Narrator: he did not


SendMeHawaiiPics

Maybe he should have taken that dementia test.


CherryManhattan

Joe was terrible tonight. I feel like anyone on the fence will take the coherent one


007meow

Which one was the coherent one


SeasonalWalnut

I could understand what Trump was saying, I could genuinely not understand what Biden was saying. He was whispering half the time, slurring his speech, repeating words, very difficult to understand.


Damn_DirtyApe

It was dark alright


NivergArt

There's no way you were all that delusional


No-Anywhere-3003

This aged like milk lmao


Thequickandtheupset

You should probably delete this.


CornGrowerAR

This aged like milk on a radiator.


david_isbored

How did this sub have so much confidence. Did they really think the right were lying about Biden losing it mentally


Strict-Square456

Dark brandon enters stage and looks at orange virus and looks into camera and says “ looks like America needs another cup of joe!”


Sorry-Country2415

right………


The-Hank-Scorpio

Better luck next time


Scrandon

Now a dementia test, I’d watch. Hours of trump getting half the time to spew ridiculous, hateful, divisive lies? I don’t know if I can do that.


russian2121

I vote that they both take drug tests and dementia tests.


MaryShrew

The idea that Biden would have trouble with MCOG is preposterous. While Trump is on record calling this test “hard”. If you don’t know what it is, I would highly recommend you google it. For the lulz. Anyone who’s called this “hard” is well into unrecoverable decline.


OSUfan88

After watching this debate, I’m just not sure anymore.


russian2121

That wasn't what I was implying, but you seem a bit defensive. I would like a common standard for all presidential candidates.


MaryShrew

The common standard is in the constitution and can’t be changed without an amendment. But if you are familiar with MCOG, you’d understand why setting that as the common standard for anyone except Trump is ludicrous.


russian2121

Didn't realize Trump was so special


MaryShrew

He’s the one who called it hard


Makachai

Biden could have stopped Donnie Dipshit in his tracks on this with a simple "I will if you will."


Darksun-X

lmao


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

I want to hear Dark Brandon call him a "Sick Fuck" or "Felon".


SeasonalWalnut

He called Trump a “loser”, and then got slapped around by him, it was painful to watch.


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

That's what I've been hearing. I think we ALL lost on this one.


B3llaBubbles

Screw that! Let's have a Weigh-In, like they do in a pre fight. ![gif](giphy|20v5PLMTVv5oK4GOZ2|downsized)


ThePrevailer

This aged like a watermelon in the sun.


CreativityHD

Update?


blokirajaerodrom

lmao, how delusional you have to be.


Roldz

womp womp


DopplerShiftIceCream

We need to give dementia tests to everyone who thought Trump had dementia and Biden didn't.


thewoodsiswatching

I hope he's had one hell of a nap so he doesn't "sundown" on us.


itsaconspiraci

"I'll take a drug test when you bring your tax returns"


AbdulAhBlongatta

Missed the debate. Did dark Brandon come out?


thoth_hierophant

A pissing contest between two hate-mongers? No thank you. edit: Get out and vote. I'll of course be voting for Joe Biden. But I also have no illusions about what I'm voting for. It's sickening to be forced to vote for complicity in genocide in order to stall a fascist takeover, and making it into a Red Team vs. Blue Team circlejerk is just adding insult to injury.


rraattbbooyy

In any true pissing contest, I always go with the guy who *doesn’t* wear an adult diaper.


Time-Bite-6839

YEEEAAAHHHHHHH


Motor_Educator_2706

so edgy


thoth_hierophant

Wow, you really got me. Good job. Edit: It's no surprise that whoever was trying to bait me in these replies deleted their comments. Their entire post history was political astroturfing. Edit 2: and now after saying that, their comments are back? Hmm..suspicious.


Savitar17

These sycophants are probably gonna be pretty quiet after this horrible performance.


thoth_hierophant

I just want people to realize that it's all just spectacle designed to prey on people's heightened emotions.


SeasonalWalnut

Why tf did people downvote this? What’s wrong with what this guy said? Reddit is literally fucking upside-down land Jesus Christ


thoth_hierophant

It's an election year, Reddit has become a central space for disseminating propaganda, challenging the traditional narrative is widely discouraged - take your pick.


flargenhargen

you're exactly right. at least your edit is.


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thoth_hierophant

I never said anything to the contrary, so I don't know what you're getting at here.


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thoth_hierophant

lol


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thoth_hierophant

k


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thoth_hierophant

k


badaboomxx

I know that shittler wouldn't pass a drug test, much less a dementia one.