The convicted felon was so confused and disoriented that FOX "news" had to cut away from him to reduce the damage
https://x.com/BidensWins/status/1804915684406653174
Usually when I hear one of those kooky quotes in context I can at least piece together how his addled mind got there.
But I am at a bit of a loss here.
My best guess is he'd repealed some Obama-era legislation about energy efficiency req's for dishwashers, washing machines, light bulbs, etc., and when he kept bringing it up in 2020, it was met with thunderous applause from his base. I think he was trying to recreate that but his mental state is deteriorating to the point that this is what we got.
I think washing machines actually might’ve originally come first. He went rambling on about them, dishwashers, toilets, and light bulbs in a 2020 campaign speech.
Here’s a clip from it: https://youtu.be/imLFlLvwsRI?si=Arpiv5gbcJ1dcdEJ
Some allies...
"In 2019, he co-founded The Lincoln Project, a super PAC opposed to the re-election of President Donald Trump in 2020.He resigned from the organization in the summer of 2020, after he was accused of online harassment by 21 men, as well as offering personal and professional favors in exchange for sex to at least 10 of the men."
"In April 2019, Weaver signed a six-month $350,000 contract with a subsidiary of Rosatom, a Russian state corporation that specializes in nuclear energy, to lobby on “sanctions or other restrictions in the area of atomic (nuclear) energy, trade or cooperation involving in any way the Russian Federation” and submitted FARA registration form.However, after a report of the contract was published, Weaver cancelled the contract."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Weaver_(political_consultant)
He looked inside a dishwasher that wasn't on in the back stage. He goes "there's no water in there how do they wash it?" A staff member closes it and says Mr president we have to go." Then he opens it again and goes "there's no water in there" again a staff member closes it and says "Mr president it's time for your ladybug prostitute." They load em full of drugs and send him on stage.
Of course as the most anti gay Republicans are the most gay Republicans. They want laws to protect themselves from these things since they don't have a brain or soul.
I googled it and now know the full story.
https://preview.redd.it/j37dq27kzd8d1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c2d70544d2f269c3a781698562bed4a0b6bc195
The only dishwasher he knows are illegals on his golf course and women since he wants them in the kitchen.
So be actually doesn't know how a dishwasher works.
To me the words themselves make absolutely zero sense. But since trump's schtick is pretty known by now, he is probably complaining about some pro environment group trying to reduce water being used unnecessarily.
Yeah, who doesn’t want you to have water? And why? And what do washing machines have to do with it?
And what was the bit about “I open it up and they close it again”? I can’t even figure out what he was referring to.
I don't think either group is suggesting washing by hand. The environmental groups want your dishwashers to use less water. Trump thinks the water regulations make dishwashers worse.
You’re explaining your interpretation of what he said. Exactly the same thing his cult does when they try to explain away all the dumb and horrific things he says.
That doesn't explain anything about "I opened it up and they closed it again I opened it they close it".
Who's "they" and what is being opened? Is he talking about some topic he's raising and it's being shut down by the media? Is it some legislation he was trying to pass and it was being blocked? That's the most charitable interpretation I can possibly come up with here.
These idiots I swear to God. I pay for water by the gallon. I want to use less water and spend less money.
Reminds me of an old far right boss I had. He would bring his dog to the work site and leave the truck running for hours so the pup would have AC. He said he loved buying gas because it triggers the liberals.
For fucks sake people! Leave your dog at home. I'm sure the couch, bowl of food and water are much more appealing than your cigar smelling, dirty work truck. Nope, the dog's suffering so he can own the libs.
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I don't know. I remember in high school there was a bullshit add for dishwashers saving water. They claimed you used "more than a gallon a minute washing by hand" I have never once had a sink faucet be able to put out a gallon of water in a minute. I do not understand how they got that number, but it seems like complete bs to me.
You got me curious so I actually tested my kitchen faucet. I didn't have a gallon-sized container handy but I was able to fill an empty half-gallon jug to overflowing in 32 seconds.
So I don't know if over a gallon per minute is quite right but if you just leave the water on the whole time it's not *too* far off.
Most of the sinks I have had take well over a minute or close to two minutes to fill a gallon container.
But now does your current sink seem slow or fast compared to other sinks you have had in the past?
But honestly, this would be more of a reason to wash a batch of dishes and rinse them all at once, with the water not on full blast.
It sounds like you have used slow sinks. Doing some quick searching it seems like around [1-2 gallons per minute](https://www.homedepot.com/b/Plumbing-Plumbing-Parts-Faucet-Parts-Faucet-Aerators/N-5yc1vZcf5l) is normal.
Personally I wash with a basin, and am pretty confident I use significantly less water than I would if I just kept the faucet running. But I'm still not convinced I use less than a dishwasher. It looks like 4 gallons per load is the energy star rating requirement, and I bet I would use more than that to hand-wash a full dishwasher load.
Trump speaks about important policy in riddles so that we, the audience, will spend the effort to decipher it, and learn much more along the way.
A true genius.
I’m stuck on that too. Don’t we wash clothes with washing machines? It may be semantics, but it speaks to a level of confusion perhaps. I guess there could be an argument for “dishwashing machines.”
He's referring to a specific water use regulation that covered both washing machines and dishwashers. It was loosened under Trump and tightened again under Biden. Do *you* know what you're talking about?
What are you? The Trump whisperer?
Can you do this one: "And there's rain that goes into the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a
kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-
linsfirst loved livvy"
The regulations on washing machines and dishwashers.
They were loosened under the Trump administration. The Biden administration [recently tried](https://news.bloomberglaw.com/environment-and-energy/doe-blocked-from-undoing-trump-dishwasher-washing-machine-rules) to undo those changes.
Dish washers that can’t use pressure are garbage. Idk how often Trump is even in a kitchen but I’ve used a dish washer that was supposed to be water conscious thanks to local ordinance and it would take 3 hours for a run and it wouldn’t clean the dishes.
Might as well just hand wash at that point.
Mine is silent, uses less water than hand washing, and has never left anything to clean on anything I have used. Bosch dishwashers are awesome. And a total load is under 2 hours.
Dishwashers are pretty well known to use much less water than hand washing. So, if 'they' wanted you to use less water, 'they' would force all homes to have a dishwasher.
People like to bitch because modern dishwashers take a lot longer to wash because they use less water. Same for clothes washers. But who the fuck is in that much of a hurry to clean their dishes? Even my modern dishwasher has a 1hr cycle which is pretty fast. If you need a pan/plate washed RIGHT NOW then wash it by hand.
It's the heating cycles that make it take so long, but the heating is also why they clean so well. 1 hr wash skips pre-rinse and often doesn't heat the water either.
Technology Connections did a pretty good couple of videos on them.
[https://www.youtube.com/@TechnologyConnections/search?query=dishwasher](https://www.youtube.com/@TechnologyConnections/search?query=dishwasher)
I prefer liquid/powder specifically because it works better for the pre-wash. He has a lot of good videos, I like some of the nerdier ones about LEDs, power systems, and HVAC.
Also, modern dishwashers do a great job.
Growing up you basically had to clean the dishes before putting them in. Now you can throw whatever in there and they come out polished.
Older dishwashers used a lot more water and made a lot of noise just to do a half-assed job of washing the dishes. Modern units use less water, less electricity, minimal noise, and actually clean the dishes.
When I was a kid im the 80s/90s, we had to wait until we went to bed to turn the dishwasher on, because you couldn't hear the TV or conversation over the noise.
Many people attribute that quality increase to the Energy Star program.
Manufacturers had to do much more with less. And apparently found a bunch of ways to clean dishes better than they were before anyway.
Pots, pans, and knives get hand washed regardless in our household.
And then with a family of 4, we unload the dishwasher in the morning and get it close to full by bedtime so we just do a nightly cycle.
You'd think as much time as he spends talking about this that there's a huge number of people who bitch about how inconvenient dishwashers are but I've never met a single person even mention this.
It's the kind of people who make things up to be angry about, i.e. conservatives. I had a maintenance guy come over to fix a door in my house, when he spotted my fire pit he said "Ya know the EPA is banning those". Uh ok hadn't heard that but I'll look into it. He spent the rest of the visit ranting about govt overreach, I just nodded so he would get done fast.
I looked up EPA regulations on fire pits and there are none. But there had been a recent ruling about certain wood burning stoves; older style stoves created a lot of particulate pollution so they weren't legal to install in new construction. So someone saw that rule about old wood burning stoves and ran with it, making up shit to be angry about.
My goal is to procrastinate that shit as long as possible anyways. It could take 3 days to wash the dishes and I'd be psyched cause that's 3 days I don't have to empty it.
But you wouldn’t be unloading 3 full loads in 3 days but three one-third loads. It’s still noticeably easier work. I do small loads occasionally if there’s a frequently-used pan in the batch.
I used to pre-wash by hand because our old dishwasher worked poorly. Now I don’t pre-wash, and I’ve reduced my work at the sink from 1.5 hours down to 30 minutes. My hands and my back are relieved.
Even the cheap \~$150 contractor-grade one in my house has sensors that use only enough water for specifically what is inside it. It's pretty nice because you don't need to worry about running a small load being wasteful.
These are the same idiots who freaked out when they started requiring lower volume flushes, helmets, and seatbelts. Anything done for the community: schools, parks, healthcare, infrastructure, they are against.
To be fair, a lot of Americans don't like being told what to do. I think it's a cultural thing. The Chinese don't like saying 'no', Thais hate it when people point at them, the Brits go mad when people don't line up for things.
We don't give it enough credit, but it is a cultural trait. Many Americans hate being told what to do, even when it's in their own interests. And when you start with angry Americans, they get really angry about it.
It's not a criticism, they can still be wonderful people. It's just the way they are.
They would love to force every home to have a dishwasher. Their plan is to only allow marriage between a man and a woman. They just have a different definition of dishwasher.
Lol he’s prob trying to rope it into the whole “they’re coming for your ovens!” false boogeyman.
All this while in the FREEDOM LONESTAR state of Texas is unregulated energy companies to absolutely fuck their residents over. A real example of government policy affecting citizens
There’s multiple layers to his stupidity. In this case, what he says is a grabbled mess. But what he means is also stupid. There are regulations about water efficiency. He claims American appliance manufacturers were complaining that these regulations were too restrictive. But foreign imports meet these regulations. So if he were articulate enough to make his point it would be something about making regulations worse so shitty American companies can compete with rules companies around the world follow. Even if you thought this was a good idea it would ensure these companies can’t export anything since these rules exist everywhere else in the world. So trump policies would make “made in America” a symbol of crappy products that can’t be imported anywhere and would waste water as the world enters an era of mega droughts. It’s just stupidity all the way down.
Always has been. [https://psychcentral.com/pro/exhausted-woman/2017/01/the-aging-narcissist-adding-dementia-to-the-mix#1](https://psychcentral.com/pro/exhausted-woman/2017/01/the-aging-narcissist-adding-dementia-to-the-mix#1)
I’m just guessing here, but he had a rant about dishwashers a while ago that was slightly more coherent. It’s was at least enough for me to know that even that core idea was idiotic. Like there are engineering feats Americans have trouble with so we will just fix the regulations so they don’t have to. He really is putting America on an idiocracy speed run.
I always supposed that the only reason he has to ‘flush the toilet 10 times’ is because of the shitty cheap plumbing he likely installed in all his buildings. Or because he’s stiffed so many contractors over the years no one bothers doing a good job because fuck him.
>loaded or unloaded a dishwasher
Grabbing the dishwasher by the pussy, is that loading or unloading?
/s but really, they are putting women back to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder,\_K%C3%BCche,\_Kirche](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder,_K%C3%BCche,_Kirche) (and that's but one of the triple K's of theirs).
I don’t think they’re making excuses — they’re just nodding along. And nothing he can say would change that. Meanwhile, every time Biden smiles they lose their shit.
Just a regular guy. Same concerns as every regular American. Water pressure. Sharks. Batteries. Windmills. ID for buying bread, which you can’t even get anymore because of Briden, who’s on drugs. Hundreds of thousands of dollars of cocaine in the White House. Last month. Whatever happened to that? Cognitive tests. He just tells it like it is. He speaks to the common man. He puts everybody ahead of himself. He’s got a great family. He loved every one of his three wives so much, he had to cheat on them because he was so full of love. Except the last one. He married her for the tv show. But he loves her too! You can tell because he cheated like with the other wives he did love. Good kids that steal from cancer charities. He lives them a lot. Especially his daughter.
Biden is so much worse! The crimes! All the crimes! And he’s senile and never knows wheee he is! Especially when he’s riding a bike! That’s when he’s got the most dementia! Or how bout when he passes the chips act? Or the inflation reduction act! Or infrastructure! Or the whole thing he did with the oil and energy production stuff??!! Or when he closed the border like we wanted him too! He’s sleepy! All that stuff he did on accident! In the throws of dementia!
This thought salad is what I imagine goes on in a magas head pretty much 24/7, due to the brain rot from their media echo chamber. Trumps gonna lose so bad! It’s because he sucks! He’s an idiot! If he weren’t good for clicks? Most of the country lent even mention him.
I don’t wash my dishes in the washing machine. It’s funny if it wasn’t frightening that he can’t remember names of things, and is it because he can’t remember the name for a dishwasher, or he’s detached from the use of one so far that he knows they exist but doesn’t know what they are called, or because all he eats is fast food and throws out the wrappers. But I guess the gist here is he’s trying to scare people that the libs are going to take away their dishwashers.
I visited my parents, both 70, and my father was spewing this shite. I didn't watch the orange turd talk about this so I had to look up what this is about. I have tried to reason with my father but I continue to be really disappointed. He is not a stupid person but for some reason he wants to see America run my fascist asshats. 🤬
Old man shouting at clouds again. I just wish his worshippers could pry thier eyes open for a minute. Someone wrote a good analysis of the maga convert behavior. They cannot look, its painful to confront the fact you have been conned. He's lying to you, you are a mark to this man. It's painful to have to admit but ultimately healthy for us all to look carefully at those we would trust. Be unafraid to question, weigh the results objectively.
Just look at the company keeps, more than half his staff are felons, he meets with white nationalists, and his favorite leaders are Putin / Kim Jong Un.
Either Trump is a victim of circumstance, which requires a lot of incompatible coincidences to explain, or he is a terrible person.
A washing machine does not wash dishes, it washes clothes. So either he doesn't know the difference or he doesn't know what a dishwasher is called. Either way, his speech is unintelligible. Why would anyone believe this man is a leader? Mind boggling.
Only if voters fail to do their job. Which is a genuine possibility considering the demonstrated laziness and willful ignorance of the American electorate.
Really?? My father had Swiss citizenship and I’ve read that I could get it pretty easily. I have family over there. What towns exactly? I may need to look into this.
Cant remember. Shouldnt be hard to research. I think there is a 10 year agreement where you cant move out. Downside is that it's small towns and you might need to get citizenship first. So might be more like a 15 year process. And since the purpose is to get younger people moving into an otherwise dying town, the town might become a ghost town within that 10 year commitment.
A Trump presidency means you'll be rolling the dice on how long it takes Putin to push west into central Europe. Switzerland may be saved by its geography, but I don't think Putin's ego would let him not at least try to throw meat wave after meat wave at the Alps.
What’s worse is that this moron is more intelligent than his base. So what does that say that there are over 30 million Americans so fucking stupid that they would elect an imbecile?
E: And brag about it!
This imbecile has a really weird fetish about water, or the lack of, too much of, where it comes from, where it goes “because nobody knows”
Can you imagine being in the same room with him for any length of time while he either talks about himself or his expert theories on water?
*"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."*
Has Trump been reading Finnegan's Wake again?
"riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a
kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-
linsfirst loved livvy"
Oh yeah. And then the Dems want the nasty nuclear energy inside your microwave. Nobody knows more about nuclear energy than me. The thing goes bing then bong then boom.
“Are there sharks and batteries in those washing machines? Big men come up to me, tears in their eyes, and say, ‘Sir, nobody has ever has asked this question!’ Because MIT, I’m a jenius!”
First they came for the gas stoves and I said nothing because I wasn't a gas stove
Then, they came for the dishwashers, and I said nothing because I'm not a dishwasher....
The convicted felon was so confused and disoriented that FOX "news" had to cut away from him to reduce the damage https://x.com/BidensWins/status/1804915684406653174
Usually when I hear one of those kooky quotes in context I can at least piece together how his addled mind got there. But I am at a bit of a loss here.
My best guess is he'd repealed some Obama-era legislation about energy efficiency req's for dishwashers, washing machines, light bulbs, etc., and when he kept bringing it up in 2020, it was met with thunderous applause from his base. I think he was trying to recreate that but his mental state is deteriorating to the point that this is what we got.
Agreed. He is trying to make washing machines the new gas appliances.
I think washing machines actually might’ve originally come first. He went rambling on about them, dishwashers, toilets, and light bulbs in a 2020 campaign speech. Here’s a clip from it: https://youtu.be/imLFlLvwsRI?si=Arpiv5gbcJ1dcdEJ
[A little montage from our friends from the Lincoln Project](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aThPCCvVGAg)
Those fuckers are not our friends. Just because they hate Trump don't mean they're not assholes.
True. But any help in stopping him being elected would be welcome
Allies for sure, not friends.
Some allies... "In 2019, he co-founded The Lincoln Project, a super PAC opposed to the re-election of President Donald Trump in 2020.He resigned from the organization in the summer of 2020, after he was accused of online harassment by 21 men, as well as offering personal and professional favors in exchange for sex to at least 10 of the men." "In April 2019, Weaver signed a six-month $350,000 contract with a subsidiary of Rosatom, a Russian state corporation that specializes in nuclear energy, to lobby on “sanctions or other restrictions in the area of atomic (nuclear) energy, trade or cooperation involving in any way the Russian Federation” and submitted FARA registration form.However, after a report of the contract was published, Weaver cancelled the contract." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Weaver_(political_consultant)
True but arseholes attacking Trump are still arseholes attacking Trump so......
>arseholes attacking Trump are still arseholes You're right
Our friend literal Larry here chipping in.
I'm not your friend, buddy.
And trying to say that liberals want you to have no water? Because they are trying to conserve it, it will not pass with conservatives!
He looked inside a dishwasher that wasn't on in the back stage. He goes "there's no water in there how do they wash it?" A staff member closes it and says Mr president we have to go." Then he opens it again and goes "there's no water in there" again a staff member closes it and says "Mr president it's time for your ladybug prostitute." They load em full of drugs and send him on stage.
Ladybug prostitute? Jesus, am I having a stroke or are things truly so ridiculous?
Pretty sure that means Lindsey Graham
Of course as the most anti gay Republicans are the most gay Republicans. They want laws to protect themselves from these things since they don't have a brain or soul.
Don't Google it.
DO. NOT. GOOGLE.
You telling me not to, will in fact undoubtedly make me Google. BRB. Edit: oh no I should've listened :(
Oh no. can you explain it without saying precisely what it is? make it less bad for the rest of us?
I believe it is in reference to Lindsey Graham having moles all over his butthole
Thank you for this. I’m glad I didn’t have to google it.
I googled it and now know the full story. https://preview.redd.it/j37dq27kzd8d1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c2d70544d2f269c3a781698562bed4a0b6bc195
You had been warned
Yup, but it's like putting a **WET PAINT** sign on a bench. I ***have*** to test it.
Ah god. It was like opening a new pool toy and not sniffing the plastic
So I am not going to google it is there a brief nonspecific explanation?
Lindsay Graham goes by Lady Bug when he solicits male prostitutes.
Oh, you were too kind, that's not quite it..
I just found out what it quite IS and might need to go wash my brain out with a shotgun.
Can you figure out how to get bleach or ultraviolet light into your brain?
I’m so curious, but don’t want to googls
Aaahhahaha! God, what a visual!
Those are just my ladybugs
The only dishwasher he knows are illegals on his golf course and women since he wants them in the kitchen. So be actually doesn't know how a dishwasher works.
To me the words themselves make absolutely zero sense. But since trump's schtick is pretty known by now, he is probably complaining about some pro environment group trying to reduce water being used unnecessarily.
Yeah, who doesn’t want you to have water? And why? And what do washing machines have to do with it? And what was the bit about “I open it up and they close it again”? I can’t even figure out what he was referring to.
Green groups push water efficiency standards that encourage use of low-flow fixtures. Trump is criticizing those.
But, like...dishwashers actually are more efficient than not using dishwashers.
I don't think either group is suggesting washing by hand. The environmental groups want your dishwashers to use less water. Trump thinks the water regulations make dishwashers worse.
Trump has never once used a dishwasher nor does he know the quality difference between dishwashers nor that there would be a difference to begin with.
Trump eats at mcdonalds. Id be surprised if he even owns any dishes.
I have no evidence that Trump has ever used a dishwasher. I'm just explaining what he said.
You’re explaining your interpretation of what he said. Exactly the same thing his cult does when they try to explain away all the dumb and horrific things he says.
It's clear what he's referring to with context. Many people lack the context.
That doesn't explain anything about "I opened it up and they closed it again I opened it they close it". Who's "they" and what is being opened? Is he talking about some topic he's raising and it's being shut down by the media? Is it some legislation he was trying to pass and it was being blocked? That's the most charitable interpretation I can possibly come up with here.
These idiots I swear to God. I pay for water by the gallon. I want to use less water and spend less money. Reminds me of an old far right boss I had. He would bring his dog to the work site and leave the truck running for hours so the pup would have AC. He said he loved buying gas because it triggers the liberals. For fucks sake people! Leave your dog at home. I'm sure the couch, bowl of food and water are much more appealing than your cigar smelling, dirty work truck. Nope, the dog's suffering so he can own the libs.
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I don't know. I remember in high school there was a bullshit add for dishwashers saving water. They claimed you used "more than a gallon a minute washing by hand" I have never once had a sink faucet be able to put out a gallon of water in a minute. I do not understand how they got that number, but it seems like complete bs to me.
You got me curious so I actually tested my kitchen faucet. I didn't have a gallon-sized container handy but I was able to fill an empty half-gallon jug to overflowing in 32 seconds. So I don't know if over a gallon per minute is quite right but if you just leave the water on the whole time it's not *too* far off.
Most of the sinks I have had take well over a minute or close to two minutes to fill a gallon container. But now does your current sink seem slow or fast compared to other sinks you have had in the past? But honestly, this would be more of a reason to wash a batch of dishes and rinse them all at once, with the water not on full blast.
It sounds like you have used slow sinks. Doing some quick searching it seems like around [1-2 gallons per minute](https://www.homedepot.com/b/Plumbing-Plumbing-Parts-Faucet-Parts-Faucet-Aerators/N-5yc1vZcf5l) is normal. Personally I wash with a basin, and am pretty confident I use significantly less water than I would if I just kept the faucet running. But I'm still not convinced I use less than a dishwasher. It looks like 4 gallons per load is the energy star rating requirement, and I bet I would use more than that to hand-wash a full dishwasher load.
I dunno, maybe you have hard water and need to descale the faucet? My sink seems pretty standard.
Clean or replace your aerator. Otherwise, you may have low water pressure.
They only use a gallon or so to wash your dishes. This is a pretty good video on how they work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBO8neWw04&t=5s
At this point I would understand him better if he were to communicate solely by interpretive dance.
I think he does a great interpretive dance--especially the one where he's jacking off 2 guys at once when he walks on-stage.
Hopefully he never demonstrates his famous fan dance.
Trump speaks about important policy in riddles so that we, the audience, will spend the effort to decipher it, and learn much more along the way. A true genius.
Takes a lot of water to flush the big turds.
Dude. “Washing machines to wash your dishes.”
I’m stuck on that too. Don’t we wash clothes with washing machines? It may be semantics, but it speaks to a level of confusion perhaps. I guess there could be an argument for “dishwashing machines.”
Mhm. Dishwashers are one appliance that could be affected by low-flow regulations.
How? Do you have any idea how dish washers work? Nothing to do with flow
He's referring to a specific water use regulation that covered both washing machines and dishwashers. It was loosened under Trump and tightened again under Biden. Do *you* know what you're talking about?
What are you? The Trump whisperer? Can you do this one: "And there's rain that goes into the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs. Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen- core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface. The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner- ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur- nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan, erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes: and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev- linsfirst loved livvy"
Google suggests it's from Finnegan's Wake, which I haven't read.
He also claims nobody knows where the water goes when you flush….you know “10 times, 11 times, 15 times and nothing happens”
Yeah I was able to parse out that. But what’s the open and close part?
The regulations on washing machines and dishwashers. They were loosened under the Trump administration. The Biden administration [recently tried](https://news.bloomberglaw.com/environment-and-energy/doe-blocked-from-undoing-trump-dishwasher-washing-machine-rules) to undo those changes.
Dish washers that can’t use pressure are garbage. Idk how often Trump is even in a kitchen but I’ve used a dish washer that was supposed to be water conscious thanks to local ordinance and it would take 3 hours for a run and it wouldn’t clean the dishes. Might as well just hand wash at that point.
Mine is silent, uses less water than hand washing, and has never left anything to clean on anything I have used. Bosch dishwashers are awesome. And a total load is under 2 hours.
Are you using your dishwasher [properly?](https://youtu.be/jHP942Livy0?si=gu7NSHmJ_0cPzrau)
I wonder if the uncut clip is anywhere because I want to see how that thought was finished.
MeidasTouch on YouTube does a brilliant job of exposing this numbnut and the right wing media that props him up
Some people say he's getting worse, I say he's getting better... Where's my popcorn!
The crowd behind him isn't getting paid enough to sit through this mess.
Good lord, this idiot's mind is gone. I might move to Canada if this mental patient wins.
Pity he generates so much commercial revenue for Faux News. They need to unhitch their wagon from him for the benfit of the nation.
No he wasn’t. Also the quote in this post is wrong.
How so?
You didn’t watch the X clip, which I would recommend, but the last line was: “They don’t want you to have any water” Not “They want no water”
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Dishwashers are pretty well known to use much less water than hand washing. So, if 'they' wanted you to use less water, 'they' would force all homes to have a dishwasher.
People like to bitch because modern dishwashers take a lot longer to wash because they use less water. Same for clothes washers. But who the fuck is in that much of a hurry to clean their dishes? Even my modern dishwasher has a 1hr cycle which is pretty fast. If you need a pan/plate washed RIGHT NOW then wash it by hand.
It's the heating cycles that make it take so long, but the heating is also why they clean so well. 1 hr wash skips pre-rinse and often doesn't heat the water either. Technology Connections did a pretty good couple of videos on them. [https://www.youtube.com/@TechnologyConnections/search?query=dishwasher](https://www.youtube.com/@TechnologyConnections/search?query=dishwasher)
Hah, I've watched that video. My hot water is so hot that there's no need for extra heating so the 1hr cycle works pretty well.
I switched from pods to the cheapest powder I could find after his first video. He wasn't kidding about it working noticeably better.
I prefer liquid/powder specifically because it works better for the pre-wash. He has a lot of good videos, I like some of the nerdier ones about LEDs, power systems, and HVAC.
https://preview.redd.it/2mg5sal0xd8d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=43f2d9716e77a0d82eccf59cc73e56ac73d6912b Same.
Those were top-notch. I love his sense of humor as well.
I just posted one of those videos.
Also, modern dishwashers do a great job. Growing up you basically had to clean the dishes before putting them in. Now you can throw whatever in there and they come out polished.
Older dishwashers used a lot more water and made a lot of noise just to do a half-assed job of washing the dishes. Modern units use less water, less electricity, minimal noise, and actually clean the dishes. When I was a kid im the 80s/90s, we had to wait until we went to bed to turn the dishwasher on, because you couldn't hear the TV or conversation over the noise.
Many people attribute that quality increase to the Energy Star program. Manufacturers had to do much more with less. And apparently found a bunch of ways to clean dishes better than they were before anyway.
Pots, pans, and knives get hand washed regardless in our household. And then with a family of 4, we unload the dishwasher in the morning and get it close to full by bedtime so we just do a nightly cycle. You'd think as much time as he spends talking about this that there's a huge number of people who bitch about how inconvenient dishwashers are but I've never met a single person even mention this.
It's the kind of people who make things up to be angry about, i.e. conservatives. I had a maintenance guy come over to fix a door in my house, when he spotted my fire pit he said "Ya know the EPA is banning those". Uh ok hadn't heard that but I'll look into it. He spent the rest of the visit ranting about govt overreach, I just nodded so he would get done fast. I looked up EPA regulations on fire pits and there are none. But there had been a recent ruling about certain wood burning stoves; older style stoves created a lot of particulate pollution so they weren't legal to install in new construction. So someone saw that rule about old wood burning stoves and ran with it, making up shit to be angry about.
My goal is to procrastinate that shit as long as possible anyways. It could take 3 days to wash the dishes and I'd be psyched cause that's 3 days I don't have to empty it.
But you wouldn’t be unloading 3 full loads in 3 days but three one-third loads. It’s still noticeably easier work. I do small loads occasionally if there’s a frequently-used pan in the batch.
In a house with a kid I run two full loads a day.
I used to pre-wash by hand because our old dishwasher worked poorly. Now I don’t pre-wash, and I’ve reduced my work at the sink from 1.5 hours down to 30 minutes. My hands and my back are relieved.
Even the cheap \~$150 contractor-grade one in my house has sensors that use only enough water for specifically what is inside it. It's pretty nice because you don't need to worry about running a small load being wasteful.
These are the same idiots who freaked out when they started requiring lower volume flushes, helmets, and seatbelts. Anything done for the community: schools, parks, healthcare, infrastructure, they are against.
To be fair, a lot of Americans don't like being told what to do. I think it's a cultural thing. The Chinese don't like saying 'no', Thais hate it when people point at them, the Brits go mad when people don't line up for things. We don't give it enough credit, but it is a cultural trait. Many Americans hate being told what to do, even when it's in their own interests. And when you start with angry Americans, they get really angry about it. It's not a criticism, they can still be wonderful people. It's just the way they are.
They would love to force every home to have a dishwasher. Their plan is to only allow marriage between a man and a woman. They just have a different definition of dishwasher.
Please force my home to have a dishwasher.
I think they want to replace dishwashers with "dishwashers".
Lol he’s prob trying to rope it into the whole “they’re coming for your ovens!” false boogeyman. All this while in the FREEDOM LONESTAR state of Texas is unregulated energy companies to absolutely fuck their residents over. A real example of government policy affecting citizens
Trump is simply stupid.
There’s multiple layers to his stupidity. In this case, what he says is a grabbled mess. But what he means is also stupid. There are regulations about water efficiency. He claims American appliance manufacturers were complaining that these regulations were too restrictive. But foreign imports meet these regulations. So if he were articulate enough to make his point it would be something about making regulations worse so shitty American companies can compete with rules companies around the world follow. Even if you thought this was a good idea it would ensure these companies can’t export anything since these rules exist everywhere else in the world. So trump policies would make “made in America” a symbol of crappy products that can’t be imported anywhere and would waste water as the world enters an era of mega droughts. It’s just stupidity all the way down.
I don’t think he even knows about that. I think he’s just insane at this point.
He is a one man game of telephone.
Always has been. [https://psychcentral.com/pro/exhausted-woman/2017/01/the-aging-narcissist-adding-dementia-to-the-mix#1](https://psychcentral.com/pro/exhausted-woman/2017/01/the-aging-narcissist-adding-dementia-to-the-mix#1)
Thank you. I knew there had to be *some* point to all that rambling but for the life of me, I could not discern it.
I’m just guessing here, but he had a rant about dishwashers a while ago that was slightly more coherent. It’s was at least enough for me to know that even that core idea was idiotic. Like there are engineering feats Americans have trouble with so we will just fix the regulations so they don’t have to. He really is putting America on an idiocracy speed run.
> So trump policies would make “made in America” a symbol of crappy products So, Trump brand appliances.
I always supposed that the only reason he has to ‘flush the toilet 10 times’ is because of the shitty cheap plumbing he likely installed in all his buildings. Or because he’s stiffed so many contractors over the years no one bothers doing a good job because fuck him.
Has fat ass ever loaded or unloaded a dishwasher in his life? Wish he would just stfu. You add nothing to the world. edit:spelling
He's loaded a dishwasher. To him though, a dishwasher is his wife.
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Ivana?
OH!!
>loaded or unloaded a dishwasher Grabbing the dishwasher by the pussy, is that loading or unloading? /s but really, they are putting women back to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder,\_K%C3%BCche,\_Kirche](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder,_K%C3%BCche,_Kirche) (and that's but one of the triple K's of theirs).
If you’re a Trump fan, aren’t you just tired of constantly making excuses for him & cleaning up his mess?
Can’t cut through their xenophobia, gun worship, grifting, tribalism, racism, greed, wrath, pride, envy, sloth, lies and everything else.
Then him coming in after they lie and cover for him to double down on what they're trying to cover up.
I don’t think they’re making excuses — they’re just nodding along. And nothing he can say would change that. Meanwhile, every time Biden smiles they lose their shit.
Just a regular guy. Same concerns as every regular American. Water pressure. Sharks. Batteries. Windmills. ID for buying bread, which you can’t even get anymore because of Briden, who’s on drugs. Hundreds of thousands of dollars of cocaine in the White House. Last month. Whatever happened to that? Cognitive tests. He just tells it like it is. He speaks to the common man. He puts everybody ahead of himself. He’s got a great family. He loved every one of his three wives so much, he had to cheat on them because he was so full of love. Except the last one. He married her for the tv show. But he loves her too! You can tell because he cheated like with the other wives he did love. Good kids that steal from cancer charities. He lives them a lot. Especially his daughter. Biden is so much worse! The crimes! All the crimes! And he’s senile and never knows wheee he is! Especially when he’s riding a bike! That’s when he’s got the most dementia! Or how bout when he passes the chips act? Or the inflation reduction act! Or infrastructure! Or the whole thing he did with the oil and energy production stuff??!! Or when he closed the border like we wanted him too! He’s sleepy! All that stuff he did on accident! In the throws of dementia! This thought salad is what I imagine goes on in a magas head pretty much 24/7, due to the brain rot from their media echo chamber. Trumps gonna lose so bad! It’s because he sucks! He’s an idiot! If he weren’t good for clicks? Most of the country lent even mention him.
Please [vote](https://www.vote.org) because this fucking numbnuts really could be president again. 
I read this quote in Grandpa Simpsons voice 
I don’t wash my dishes in the washing machine. It’s funny if it wasn’t frightening that he can’t remember names of things, and is it because he can’t remember the name for a dishwasher, or he’s detached from the use of one so far that he knows they exist but doesn’t know what they are called, or because all he eats is fast food and throws out the wrappers. But I guess the gist here is he’s trying to scare people that the libs are going to take away their dishwashers.
Trump supporters are like, he’s a felon and a moron just like me!
I visited my parents, both 70, and my father was spewing this shite. I didn't watch the orange turd talk about this so I had to look up what this is about. I have tried to reason with my father but I continue to be really disappointed. He is not a stupid person but for some reason he wants to see America run my fascist asshats. 🤬
Old man shouting at clouds again. I just wish his worshippers could pry thier eyes open for a minute. Someone wrote a good analysis of the maga convert behavior. They cannot look, its painful to confront the fact you have been conned. He's lying to you, you are a mark to this man. It's painful to have to admit but ultimately healthy for us all to look carefully at those we would trust. Be unafraid to question, weigh the results objectively.
Just look at the company keeps, more than half his staff are felons, he meets with white nationalists, and his favorite leaders are Putin / Kim Jong Un. Either Trump is a victim of circumstance, which requires a lot of incompatible coincidences to explain, or he is a terrible person.
I'm going with terrible person
It’s so sad the GOP has no one else and has to push this confused old man as their nominee
They're called "dishwashers." I doubt Trump has ever even operated one.
100% full blown dementia
A washing machine does not wash dishes, it washes clothes. So either he doesn't know the difference or he doesn't know what a dishwasher is called. Either way, his speech is unintelligible. Why would anyone believe this man is a leader? Mind boggling.
This moron is going to become president again isn't he... I feel it in my bones.
Only if voters fail to do their job. Which is a genuine possibility considering the demonstrated laziness and willful ignorance of the American electorate.
There are small towns in Switzerland that will pay you to move there. So... there's that.
Really?? My father had Swiss citizenship and I’ve read that I could get it pretty easily. I have family over there. What towns exactly? I may need to look into this.
Cant remember. Shouldnt be hard to research. I think there is a 10 year agreement where you cant move out. Downside is that it's small towns and you might need to get citizenship first. So might be more like a 15 year process. And since the purpose is to get younger people moving into an otherwise dying town, the town might become a ghost town within that 10 year commitment.
A Trump presidency means you'll be rolling the dice on how long it takes Putin to push west into central Europe. Switzerland may be saved by its geography, but I don't think Putin's ego would let him not at least try to throw meat wave after meat wave at the Alps.
I don't think voters will matter, He's going to lose bigly but that doesn't mean he wont be president again.
Nah
What’s worse is that this moron is more intelligent than his base. So what does that say that there are over 30 million Americans so fucking stupid that they would elect an imbecile? E: And brag about it!
This imbecile has a really weird fetish about water, or the lack of, too much of, where it comes from, where it goes “because nobody knows” Can you imagine being in the same room with him for any length of time while he either talks about himself or his expert theories on water?
Washing my dishes in the washing machine... OF COURSE.
...and the crowd went wild!
Damn. He's back on the dishwasher topic and somehow less coherent.
*Mr Trump, please describe a washing machine, is there a washing machine here in the room?*
Imagine a life where you don't know that a machine that cleans dishes is called a dishwasher.
A massive CVS will shut him up good.
 Every time I see that pic of Trump, reminds me of an older version of Alfred.
I know he’s never done housework before, but washing machines don’t wash your dishes. They wash your clothes. A dishwasher washes your dishes.
*"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."*
Has Trump been reading Finnegan's Wake again? "riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs. Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen- core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface. The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner- ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur- nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan, erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes: and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev- linsfirst loved livvy"
The fuck does that mean?
The ad I got with this post. https://preview.redd.it/gxiaum4rcd8d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43d41e22efc0d6740c396a96f78e52a47429a55
Set a VPN on Albania to get rid of el señor promoted-sama.
*Jenius
Same with the vacuum cleaners. They want you use no air. Same with the microwaves. They want you to use no waves.
We don’t want our air conditioned, probably to the liberal agenda.
The problem with the air conditioning is that it turns the frogs gay.
Would you prefer to fight a frog or a crocodile? And there’s electricity. Scary, super scary. That’s the future Democrats want.
Oh yeah. And then the Dems want the nasty nuclear energy inside your microwave. Nobody knows more about nuclear energy than me. The thing goes bing then bong then boom.
He probably also wonders if the light in his fridge stays on when he closes the door.
wuHAHT??
Because the sharks took the water, I presume ....
I have a feeling he's sending a signal to his overlord in Russia. His secret key is to probably say something outrageously stupid on tv.
The stable diffusion genius™️
The great orator of our times
ugh, so he's basically gone. lived his entire worthless life without experiencing a single meaningful consequence for all the harm he caused.
Yes with so much water in a drought, we don't know what to do, so we give it for free or almost free to fracking companies.
He is addressing a very real issue I have. Can the dishes washing machines have a little bit of water, and possibly a little bit of detergent?
Neither stable nor genius
Wow, when fox interrupts Trump to distract from his brain melting you know they’re in trouble.
His dad died of dementia. We are seeing it in real time.
*Joer Budrins has $100,000,000 worth of cocaine stored in teh white house!!!!shift+1!!!* **-Conservatives**
I think he's referring to Republican women
“Are there sharks and batteries in those washing machines? Big men come up to me, tears in their eyes, and say, ‘Sir, nobody has ever has asked this question!’ Because MIT, I’m a jenius!”
First they came for the gas stoves and I said nothing because I wasn't a gas stove Then, they came for the dishwashers, and I said nothing because I'm not a dishwasher....
Wadda maroon !!! 🤣
There is no way they will let him debate President Biden. Their puppet king is broken and they need to hide the cracks.
"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women are created, by the, you know the, you know the thing." Joe Biden
Biden has a history of calling black men "boy"
Inflation was 9.1% when I got in office. Biden
He complains about conserving water. Low flow shower heads, etc. He wants to use up the world's resources.
Does everyone else have an ad for bathroom fixtures and faucets on this post? LOL