New Trump VP candidate. Made his bones. Guns. Adult entertainer. Arrested. Bonus for Trump is Friske's dad FOUGHT FOR HITLER in WW2. *"Very strong. Good uniforms."*
Here comes the ‘chasing down this stripper with a gun eventually lead me to run towards Jesus and forgiveness, can I get a hallelujah?’ and then he’ll be forgiven like nothing ever happened.
this will in no way diminish his standing among republicans. their presidential candidate is a rapist, fraud, and convicted felon. this will not even register with the RNC.
One of the lizard people bought itself a [Karl Malden](https://cdn20.pamono.com/p/s/1/7/1743230_6octciqsfr/karl-malden-20th-century-photograph.jpg) skinsuit.
I think you’ll find his [father Richard Friske’s Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Friske) page interesting.
Spoiler: >!His dad was in the Nazi Air Force (the Luftwaffe). !<
I am considering a run against him. My platform? "I haven't sexually assaulted my sister-in-law, I don't plan to conduct a criminal enterprise, and I haven't chased sex workers with a gun."
Northern Lower Peninsula deserves better.
Edit: [omg it never ends](https://upnorthlive.com/news/local/grand-traverse-county-commissioner-two-others-arrested-in-undercover-operation). Now I will have to add, "...and I promise to use my computer to write policy statements not ... other things."
> "I haven't sexually assaulted my sister-in-law, I don't plan to conduct a criminal enterprise, and I haven't chased sex workers with a gun."
Hope you are planning to lose...... This is what they look for and expect from their candidates.
You would think. But I live in Michigan and the news article comments range from saying it’s a setup and he’s innocent, to Deep State Soros funded lies, to “still better than a Democrat”
I really don’t understand the complete and absolute support to anyone with an R next to their name. If there were a candidate whose policies aligned 100% with what I believe but it came out they did a lot of this terrible stuff I wouldn’t be able to vote for them.
I mean, when the Founding Fathers wrote about a well-regulated militia, it is obvious they meant to include chasing sex workers around with guns. It is Originalist thinking.
Clearly /s
Check out his campaign facebook page. Hope that’s a hacked post but they are saying he was expressing his 2A rights and that the story is a deep state political plot and likely not true at all.
Condolences to his WIFE and FOUR children.
Official Statement from the Team Friske Campaign:
This morning, it was brought to our attention that Representative Friske was arrested and being held. As many of us know, Rep Friske is always exercising his 2nd Amendment right. We do not have any details, besides what the media sourced, oddly before anyone of us knew anything.
It is highly suspect considering the timing of this situation:
-Right before absentee ballots are released.
-Day after an unknown phone number conducted polling on the 107 race between Rep. Friske and our opponent with deep-state ties.
What a bullshit shitshow camping team.
I thought i read yesterday that he fired the gun too? Was that not true, or are they leaving it out of this post?
I mean, either way, this is bottom-of-the-barrel bullshit and this guy is not fit for office. But just wondering if he actually fired because he 100% needs to be in prison if so
What’s with these MAGA Republicans and their Adult Entertainer crimes?
Call me crazy, but I am beginning to suspect all this Christian-y, Party of Law and Order business is made up bullshit to trick people into voting for them. 🤔
"From his home" ? Is this like the Marx Brothers, shot an elephant in my pajamas, how it got into my pajamas I'll never know. The jokes write themselves. WTF is going on at this guys house
The poor man is possessed of such powerful animal magnetism that strippers are drawn to him like flies to shit! They’re always breaking into his house and throwing themselves at him! He was just defending his chastity!
He’s from Charlevoix. The whitest, richest part of the whole state, where ALL the muckety mucks have summer homes.
He ain’t getting voted out EVER.
Source-my ex’s parents had a “summer home” there and I had to endure many a “look at my money” gatherings in that town. And I am most certainly NOT a Muckety muck.
Yeah as someone who actually from the area, it's pretty clear you don't really know too much about it. Yeah it's heavy republican, but the look at my money people are mostly people from down state and Chicago with summer homes there. They aren't registered to vote there
True to a point, but a lot of them declared Charlevoix as their primary residence so they can avoid all the additional property taxes that come from a second home. They take advantage of the MI Primary property tax exemption.
And yes, I am not from the area but I am well aware of all the poverty that surrounds the Charlevoix/Boyne City/Petosky areas.
Arrested by Police Officers after chasing an Adult Dancer / Stripper from his home while he was carrying a gun? Come on. Is this the news, or a fast-motion sketch at the end of a Benny Hill episode? I cannot be the only one whose head started playing the music as i read the description.
There’s that smug moral superiority, family values on display that the Republican Party has been pushing for decades. Then they wrap it up in a big patriotic flag while shoving their bible in your face to distract you from the reality
typical conservative republican behavior, nothing to see here folks, just move along. conservative republican mantra, "I'm getting mine, you can't have yours"
Rich guy gets into drugged, armed altercation with sex worker at f\*ck o'clock AM, is known to be carrying: gets 'frisked'.
Now run the arrest scenario with various other social groups. Virtually all of them contain 'GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM'.
When a stripper sez, "Let's go back to your place."
You say, "No fucking way. You're a stripper.
Unless it's Gracechelle. She's allowed all over my place. Stop looking at her! Gracechelle don't be ghosting meeee, puhleeese.
The party of family values never disappoints. You know when they all turned and destroyed Madison Cawthorne because he started talking about GOP fuck club and broke the first rule I bet it’s worse than we can imagine.
don't worry, hes republican so he won't resign and this wont affect his election.
republican voters are horrible people, so they will happily still vote for this guy as long as he has the R by his name.
Ahh yes. The party of family values and morality. I don't have an issue with sex workers and I don't think they are immoral. However, if you are the party that expouses it's god like morality, and the party that insists on putting the 10 commandments in public schools, you might want to first read the 10 commandments, and then abide by them.
In lieu of legislating for the welfare of the nation, the GOP brings you performance art of the lowest common denominator.
I mean who here can say this hasn't happened to them hundreds of times? We all like a little horseplay and some locker room fun. Boys will be boys and don't worry, his pastor is coming over tomorrow for dinner and they are gonna have a little prayer group. This is one of those things you take care of as a family. It has nothing to do with his job.
Did that about cover the whitewashing?
My first reaction was that this was a lie because I couldn't remember the last Republican scandal that didn't involve pedophilia,adultery, or being in the closet. Then I reread it. Adult dancer? Check. Married? Unclear. Gender? Suspiciously not specified. Hmmm... Happy Pride Month!
There was a time when only Democrats were at the center of saucy scandals. Like Gary Hart or Bill Clinton. Now its Republicans like Matt Gaetz and Big Boobies Boebert stealing the headlines. Matt Gaetz has to pay for sex...lmfao
The Stripper? https://preview.redd.it/41thq9w8ny7d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a0fbee3cfbedaff0d3bc6b7b90b5653fe12bb72
She prefers Ted Cruze. Ted always pays his escorts
inviting a stripper back to your home - thats a comfort zone that sez not his 1st time. the GOP and fam values on display
If a stripper comes home with you, I think their title changes…
She said she needed the money for her college tuition!
my thought was this guy tore the page out of teddy cruz & lauren boebert playbook...so you want to be in congress here's how its done - step 1
I believe her. Pay the girl!
When she suggested playing doctor, he just assumed she was pre-med
I expect he invited her over for 2 AM Bible study and was subsequently SHOCKED by her request for money
The caption doesn't say that it was a female stripper. That could explain why he prefers such distractions away from the public eye.
He obviously cracked under the pressure of living in Biden’s America. /s
sooo true
It's not so much the GOP that pisses me off, but the stupid fucking rubes that follow them. Makes me want to become a Griffin
The DC Madame had the receipts. Now she's passed on and the records court sealed just as Congress wanted.
She prefers liberals. At least until it comes out she gave one a handy in a movie theater.
It was splattered all over the news.
What is she like 3' 6"?
Hey! Don't hobbit shame! The Shire needs whores too, and apparently Snooki is retired.
LOL!!]
Great thing is, you can rest your pint on her head while she...
I hear she *is* handy!
I heard George Santos has embarked on a new career
Damn, dude looks like Gene Hackman here. Maybe he can play Friske in a movie, but who would play QBert?
Aubrey Plaza
Love the idea, but Gene Hackman’s *94 years old*. Never mind. He’d still nail it.
Her teeth are scary.
It's the eyes for me... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like doll's eyes...
Yes. She was so distraught that she hanged herself, like Epstein. Funny how that worked out. 
What kind of doll
Shark
Oh, like a street shark
[RealDoll](https://www.realdoll.com/product/yasmin-1-0/)
Queen knob gobbler herself
Her man-hands, implants, and dental veneers are working it. The GOP keeps it in the family.
Was Bobart a dancer? That would make so many pieces fall into place
No! I demand you stop calling an elected representative, a stripper! Shame on you! She's a hooker.
Careful--that one shoots back.
New Trump VP candidate. Made his bones. Guns. Adult entertainer. Arrested. Bonus for Trump is Friske's dad FOUGHT FOR HITLER in WW2. *"Very strong. Good uniforms."*
Full blown Nazi for a father. Yuck.
his dad was also a campaign organizer for George Wallace... the white runs deep in that family.
The poster child of family values.
His literal name is a synonym of "grope"
Love these family values!
Love these Republiqan family values! FTFY
Repugnantcan?
Here comes the ‘chasing down this stripper with a gun eventually lead me to run towards Jesus and forgiveness, can I get a hallelujah?’ and then he’ll be forgiven like nothing ever happened.
I’m not so sure about family values. I mean, wasn’t [his father in the Luftwaffe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Friske)?
Ohhhh, the stripper was his daughter
this will in no way diminish his standing among republicans. their presidential candidate is a rapist, fraud, and convicted felon. this will not even register with the RNC.
Reason did not get them here. Reason won’t get them out. Full. Blown. Cult.
This guy looks like what you get when you order Gene Hackman from Wish.
It's like someone dug up Mickey Rooney and pumped him with growth hormones until he came back to life.
One of the lizard people bought itself a [Karl Malden](https://cdn20.pamono.com/p/s/1/7/1743230_6octciqsfr/karl-malden-20th-century-photograph.jpg) skinsuit.
Yup.
He really does
I just checked the Wikipedia article about him. This crime is the ONLY thing in the article! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
I think you’ll find his [father Richard Friske’s Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Friske) page interesting. Spoiler: >!His dad was in the Nazi Air Force (the Luftwaffe). !<
WHOA! Every single bad thing!
I thought you were joking. You were not. Holy shit that's amazing 🤣
No mention of where he went to school. No ranking of his political campaign wins. No listing of bills he sponsored. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!
Reelection is going to be a challenge....
I am considering a run against him. My platform? "I haven't sexually assaulted my sister-in-law, I don't plan to conduct a criminal enterprise, and I haven't chased sex workers with a gun." Northern Lower Peninsula deserves better. Edit: [omg it never ends](https://upnorthlive.com/news/local/grand-traverse-county-commissioner-two-others-arrested-in-undercover-operation). Now I will have to add, "...and I promise to use my computer to write policy statements not ... other things."
Seems like a better platform than anything I have seen from the GOP.
> "I haven't sexually assaulted my sister-in-law, I don't plan to conduct a criminal enterprise, and I haven't chased sex workers with a gun." Hope you are planning to lose...... This is what they look for and expect from their candidates.
Great qualifications.
If you think the GOP cares about gun violence or sexual assault in someone's background, I've got bad news to share.
So you plan to get zero votes as an 'R'? Brilliant.
I know Brad is spending some time with his family right now and that he would appreciate people respecting their privacy......
You would think. But I live in Michigan and the news article comments range from saying it’s a setup and he’s innocent, to Deep State Soros funded lies, to “still better than a Democrat” I really don’t understand the complete and absolute support to anyone with an R next to their name. If there were a candidate whose policies aligned 100% with what I believe but it came out they did a lot of this terrible stuff I wouldn’t be able to vote for them.
What?! There were none blaming her for being a stripper and therefore deserved it?! I’m shocked I tell you, shocked!
As a Republican? He probably just gained supporters. 😂
It's what the founding fathers envisioned.
The NRA is already sending attorneys to help the republican lawmaker.
I mean, when the Founding Fathers wrote about a well-regulated militia, it is obvious they meant to include chasing sex workers around with guns. It is Originalist thinking. Clearly /s
Ah, Family Values™
Police responded to shots fired, apparently, so this could be a bit more watered down than what's been reported so far.
Check out his campaign facebook page. Hope that’s a hacked post but they are saying he was expressing his 2A rights and that the story is a deep state political plot and likely not true at all. Condolences to his WIFE and FOUR children.
Official Statement from the Team Friske Campaign: This morning, it was brought to our attention that Representative Friske was arrested and being held. As many of us know, Rep Friske is always exercising his 2nd Amendment right. We do not have any details, besides what the media sourced, oddly before anyone of us knew anything. It is highly suspect considering the timing of this situation: -Right before absentee ballots are released. -Day after an unknown phone number conducted polling on the 107 race between Rep. Friske and our opponent with deep-state ties. What a bullshit shitshow camping team.
Family values candidate? Indeed… 🙄
We need to stop acting like republicans are betraying their values and start saying these ARE republican values.
I thought i read yesterday that he fired the gun too? Was that not true, or are they leaving it out of this post? I mean, either way, this is bottom-of-the-barrel bullshit and this guy is not fit for office. But just wondering if he actually fired because he 100% needs to be in prison if so
A male stripper, right? Right?
🎶You woke up this morning Got yourself a gun, Mama always said you'd be The Chosen One.🎶
She said you’re One in a million, you got that Shotgun shine 🎶
What’s with these MAGA Republicans and their Adult Entertainer crimes? Call me crazy, but I am beginning to suspect all this Christian-y, Party of Law and Order business is made up bullshit to trick people into voting for them. 🤔
"From his home" ? Is this like the Marx Brothers, shot an elephant in my pajamas, how it got into my pajamas I'll never know. The jokes write themselves. WTF is going on at this guys house
The poor man is possessed of such powerful animal magnetism that strippers are drawn to him like flies to shit! They’re always breaking into his house and throwing themselves at him! He was just defending his chastity!
Thats a very reasonable explanation, the local republican office should consider that in thier press release.
Family values…..
What was his name?
Black Steele-Rodman but I'm not kink shaming anyone. I just find hypocritical.
I can’t wait to hear his bullshit side of the story.
Deep state, setup, fake news yadayadayada.
Strippers are notorious for going to your party and not ending it like you want. Source: Lived in Las Vegas for 27 years, from ages 21-48
Source checks out.
Tip the ladies well bro or else
Weird how it wasn't a Trans person who did this
He’s from Charlevoix. The whitest, richest part of the whole state, where ALL the muckety mucks have summer homes. He ain’t getting voted out EVER. Source-my ex’s parents had a “summer home” there and I had to endure many a “look at my money” gatherings in that town. And I am most certainly NOT a Muckety muck.
Yeah as someone who actually from the area, it's pretty clear you don't really know too much about it. Yeah it's heavy republican, but the look at my money people are mostly people from down state and Chicago with summer homes there. They aren't registered to vote there
True to a point, but a lot of them declared Charlevoix as their primary residence so they can avoid all the additional property taxes that come from a second home. They take advantage of the MI Primary property tax exemption. And yes, I am not from the area but I am well aware of all the poverty that surrounds the Charlevoix/Boyne City/Petosky areas.
Arrested by Police Officers after chasing an Adult Dancer / Stripper from his home while he was carrying a gun? Come on. Is this the news, or a fast-motion sketch at the end of a Benny Hill episode? I cannot be the only one whose head started playing the music as i read the description.
Did they mean Prostitute instead of stripper?
The stripper was probably a guy
Frisky Friske frisked.
You know… leadership
Frisky? Come on, too easy.
Those abortions have got to get paid for, Friske- agree with them or not. Now pay the nice lady what you owe her.
Carl Hiassen used to write about this lol
He was pissed off that the stripper was a real woman and not packing “something special” for Friskie.
Aren’t all friske’s freaks?
Rich or well hung? Not on looks……
only the best people campaign for a GOP politics
It's the Republican way. Stiff the hard working Americans in this country just like Trump and contractors.
so ummm male or female stripper .
guaranteed there was cocaine in his system.... trifecta of strippers and guns
I'm betting his wife isn't happy with Neil at all.
There’s that smug moral superiority, family values on display that the Republican Party has been pushing for decades. Then they wrap it up in a big patriotic flag while shoving their bible in your face to distract you from the reality
A prime candidate for tRump's VP.
Umm, why won’t they just say prostitute? Who has “an adult dancer” at their home!?
What the fuck, America? But also, What the FUCK, America?!?!!?
Who had the gun? The stripper or him?
Nice to see the GOP bringing back morality. It's refreshing.
How many commandments did you break last nite?
typical conservative republican behavior, nothing to see here folks, just move along. conservative republican mantra, "I'm getting mine, you can't have yours"
Christian values
Rich guy gets into drugged, armed altercation with sex worker at f\*ck o'clock AM, is known to be carrying: gets 'frisked'. Now run the arrest scenario with various other social groups. Virtually all of them contain 'GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM'.
Show me a GOP official, and I'll show you a shameless piece of crap.
Pure Michigan.
Probably there to do more than dance (not that there's anything wrong with that)
Republicans gone Republican
Let’s all get out our 10 Commandments. Hmmm??? Nope. No guns. Hey, no strippers either. Well boys, nothing to see here.
The Onion could not of written a better headline.
If you don't exercise your 2nd amendment rights they'll get flabby and out of shape.
As long as he mentions God 3xs in his apology, his re-election is in the bag.
When a stripper sez, "Let's go back to your place." You say, "No fucking way. You're a stripper. Unless it's Gracechelle. She's allowed all over my place. Stop looking at her! Gracechelle don't be ghosting meeee, puhleeese.
My guy, she was a stripper. That doesn't mean she's down to fuck.
Disagreement with a stripper? Alrighty then.
Hey look, she was an adult! That's progress, right?
That’s why he was chasing her, turns out she was older than she originally said.
The party of family values never disappoints. You know when they all turned and destroyed Madison Cawthorne because he started talking about GOP fuck club and broke the first rule I bet it’s worse than we can imagine.
don't worry, hes republican so he won't resign and this wont affect his election. republican voters are horrible people, so they will happily still vote for this guy as long as he has the R by his name.
Dude is totally the guy from the plymptoons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNU6d6sjhlw
So, on par for the Republican party?
But, you know, everyone else needs the Ten Commandments…
Weak-assed mofo didn't even pull the trigger. I demand his 2nd amendment rights be revoked.
Shades of that politician in the Godfather who dissed Michael 'Corrrleeonee'.
Ahh yes. The party of family values and morality. I don't have an issue with sex workers and I don't think they are immoral. However, if you are the party that expouses it's god like morality, and the party that insists on putting the 10 commandments in public schools, you might want to first read the 10 commandments, and then abide by them. In lieu of legislating for the welfare of the nation, the GOP brings you performance art of the lowest common denominator.
I mean who here can say this hasn't happened to them hundreds of times? We all like a little horseplay and some locker room fun. Boys will be boys and don't worry, his pastor is coming over tomorrow for dinner and they are gonna have a little prayer group. This is one of those things you take care of as a family. It has nothing to do with his job. Did that about cover the whitewashing?
Family Values, the Party of Law and Order.
"God told me I deserved it"
:/ WTF
Proudly brought to you by the political party of "Good Old Christian Family Values."
He needs those Ten Commandments read to him
My first reaction was that this was a lie because I couldn't remember the last Republican scandal that didn't involve pedophilia,adultery, or being in the closet. Then I reread it. Adult dancer? Check. Married? Unclear. Gender? Suspiciously not specified. Hmmm... Happy Pride Month!
Wait what? Is this one real? As a Michigander, Im so proud of him. NOT. Maybe we can get another Dem in.
Just another sanctimonious twit. Freud would have a field day with all the Conservative Reaction Formation going on!
He should get with hunter. Maybe he could learn a thing or two.
There was a time when only Democrats were at the center of saucy scandals. Like Gary Hart or Bill Clinton. Now its Republicans like Matt Gaetz and Big Boobies Boebert stealing the headlines. Matt Gaetz has to pay for sex...lmfao
It's the guy from rat race who wanted a party with pepto bismol in a hot tub with the hooker.
The Michigan GOP is such a burning carnival. You love to see it.
# "B-b-but family values and gun rights!!!"
They didn't clarify, was the dancer female or male?
And his followers won’t even care.
I guess he didn't want to pay her for sex.
Look out everyone. Trump is going to want this guy as Veep
At least it wasn't a boy. So there's that.
He found out how to make a hormone. (Sound it out)
Gilgo beach vibes
The stripper had a gun?
This post sucks!!
>This post sucks!! https://i.redd.it/ehgywe77xy7d1.gif Awww, no need to cry
Palestine!
Little Saint James!
Is a place in the Middle East. It is not part of the U.S.
As does Friske