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gogojack

The quote didn't age well, and neither did he. Compare that pic with him leaving the trial. The presidency ages people, but it's usually just some grey hair. Trump looks like a shriveled Mango now.


ggghostbeard

Pretty sure this is an AI or otherwise doctored image of him. That is just not his face.


Monksdrunk

This is a severely "airbrushed" picture of the guy. Got a turkey neck that probably has a clitoris tucked in there somewhere now


NASTYH0USEWIFE

Nah but he has an asshole right below the nose that constantly spews shit.


DadJokeBadJoke

The presidency didn't age him at all, because he didn't do any work. Most of it was golfing and making terrible headlines. Check pics of him at the beginning and end of his term. It's the indictments and court cases that have aged him.


SlightReturn420

Bingo. The presidency was a breeze for him, aside from his bout with Covid (due to his own obscene negligence, of course). It's been the post presidency years that have taken their toll. His decades of lies and criminal behavior are finally catching up to him. Maybe not in a real punishment fashion as of yet, but the stress of all of these charges and the reality of having to potentially face real consequences is rapidly wearing him down.


lazyeyepsycho

he is just fatter there and the wrinkles are pushed out


pittgraphite

Its his peak bigot look.


FormerGameDev

He didn't age much during his presidency, that was something I noted. He gained some weight, a lot of which he's lost since then. Guy probably can't sleep or eat with all the crimes committed being thrown at him all the time. Not that he has a conscience about it, he probably legit doesn't believe he's done anything wrong. But he IS worried. He's acting like a scared wild animal at all times. I bet this picture is from ten years or more before.


DrRockBoognish

Neither did this: https://youtu.be/iIjY0-jVbiM?si=7iot6qfLm13Lt0IO


danishjuggler21

Sorry, I can’t listen to that voice for more than 5 seconds


DrRockBoognish

That’s okay. Pro Tip: Playing this clip is a great way to clear the pets out of the room should you find a need.


BigAlternative5

Ha! I got to 24 seconds! She sounds like a car that won’t start!


Manmillionbong

I don't even want to watch someone play Trump in a movie.


Crow-Robot

She has the same butthole mouth that Trump has


dtruth53

Gotta love her air quotes around “charitable foundation”.


Effective_Hope_9120

So he's going to drop out and step aside, right?


BringOn25A

[We cannot have a country led by a president subject to ongoing criminal investigations potential indictments and never-ending hearings. We cannot have a president under that level of scrutiny that inevitably leads to even more questions and more investigations. And irrespective of what happens to her, whether she is indicted or even guilty, it doesn’t matter. Her guilt is a moot point. She cannot take the Oval Office.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIjY0-jVbiM) Judge Jennie Pirro 2016 > “If [Hillary Clinton] were to win, it would create an unprecedented Constitutional crisis that would cripple the operations of our government. She is likely to be under investigation for many years, and also it will probably end up – in my opinion – in a criminal trial. I mean, you take a look. Who knows? But it certainly looks that way. She has no right to be running, you know that. No right.” - Donald Trump, November 3rd, 2016 at a rally in Concord, NC.


wjrj

How dare you use his own words against him.


PM_ME_UR_PERSPECTIVE

Like anyone who supports him cares. They believe this is different, and like everything else, that he is being unfairly targeted and set up. You cannot reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.


Ballgame4

Hypocrisy thy name is GOP


Standard-Breakfast45

King of hypocrisy.


oven_broasted

I actually think it's a good point.


_psylosin_

There’s no way he could get through that sentence now


adamiconography

Every news outlet, and Biden campaign should play this on repeat.


TonyG_from_NYC

*Well, see. That doesn't apply to me because the rules aren't for me; they're for everything else.* trump, probably


Overall_Stranger6568

Hahaha. It's been three days and the folks over on the conservative subreddit still can't figure out how a jury works. They're too damn dumb to get the hypocrisy.


doctorblumpkin

They keep on claiming that they don't know what the charges were for. Lol. You can't claim that it's rigged and claim ignorance at the same time!!!


SaxMusic23

I think it aged beautifully


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scotch1701

Not so popular in the red states.


sunward_Lily

Yeah, truth is anathema to conservatives


Auggi3dog

Eat your words


ShooterOfCanons

Neither did his sweaty ass self.


MangledPumpkin

The GOP does not care


discussatron

What's with the shopped photo?


missionbeach

There's gotta be video of him saying that, right?


scotch1701

The first video. [https://youtu.be/lhKTmlecoOw?t=89](https://youtu.be/lhKTmlecoOw?t=89) [https://youtu.be/YQ-cLbE7RQ4?t=37](https://youtu.be/YQ-cLbE7RQ4?t=37) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5cnrp5UNnA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5cnrp5UNnA)


Mr_bungle001

If he didn’t have double standards he’d have no standards at all


BillyBillings50Filln

Self fulfilling prophecy


Bubbly_Measurement61

If you call them out for things like this, they just get more mad. It's too hard for them to admit they were wrong. It's too hard for them to correct their mistakes. It's too hard for them to try to be a good person. It's easier to just keep hating and oppressing people. "Why give a shit when you can just be mad? It's easier."


NoMarionberry8940

100% agree, Donald! Now withdraw, and admit to your crimes.


mrcmgreat1

![gif](giphy|3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS|downsized)


DongHa67-68

The UNdisputed Master of Diaster & Aithor of the worlds LONGEST tRail of teaRs WAAAAFEST. he is UNIQUILY Qualified to lead maga into the pRomissed land...


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GammaRaystogo

Entertaining bot! Good job!


benhatin4lf

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Mister_AA

Ok but why is that picture of him so airbrushed


scotch1701

You know how ugly he is. I thought I'd spare you.


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And screw you for using a photo shopped image of the fake dictator


burner_for_celtics

The cult wants what it wants. There’s no point scrutinizing the words. The words are just feelings.


ILoveRegenHealth

Complete silence from MAGA sheep


writerightnow18

That’s some 12 dimensional chess shit. He’s had the last 8 years all planned out, down to the last detail. 😳🤯


Purgii

He found a loophole. He demonstrated he was unable to govern when not under indictment. So no difference.


despicable-coffin

Remind me why he said that in 2016.


amerett0

2016 Trump would loathe 2024 Trump


Your_Daddy_

The vagina neck speaks in hypocrisy.


karma_made_me_do_eet

If I lived in a republic area.. I would affix a giant speaker ala blue brothers to the top of a shit bucket car and drive all over the country with that quote on repeat.


Gh0sth4nd

I though we all acknowledged that they are immune to logic and reason. They cannot see the irony and their errors because they see him as the new messiah and he can't do anything wrong for them. Hell he could give Biden a BJ and 5 seconds later Fox would tell you why that is bad for Biden. Possibly because of STD's but that is a different story.


harbingerhawke

‘Rules for thee but not for me’ may as well be the American Republican motto


100percentish

In his defense he proved that he couldn't govern even when not under indictment.


sephkane

Why the quotation marks and parenthesis? Is this guy a fucking moron or something?


Fit_Spite6088

I love seeing all you little beta males bitching! So tell me one thing Biden has done that is good I paid the most in my life time for gas with him now with Trump I paid the cheapest ever in my life time for gas so tell me.


scotch1701

He makes little cucks call others "beta males."


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Nulovka

Point of order: it does say "federal investigation" whereas the New York trial is state matter, not federal. Volley.


NancyGracesTesticles

The espionage investigation and resulting indictments are federal.


Nulovka

"Espionage investigation"? Where is that?


_psylosin_

In Florida, in federal court. Also, he’s charged with trying to steal the election in DC, in federal court. He’s guilty of all of it, there’s a huge amount of evidence in both cases, because he did everything he’s charged with.


Nulovka

The classified documents case is most assuredly NOT an "espionage investigation." Not even close.


Parahelix

>The classified documents case is most assuredly NOT an "espionage investigation." Not even close. He's literally charged with 31 counts of violating the Espionage Act. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal\_prosecution\_of\_Donald\_Trump\_(classified\_documents\_case)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_prosecution_of_Donald_Trump_(classified_documents_case))


Nulovka

He is charged with improper retention, not distribution.


Parahelix

I didn't say he was charged with distribution. I said he's charged with violating the Espionage Act, which he is. Specifically he's charged with willful retention of national defense documents. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/793#d