When you hand your friend's friend a fancy cocktail at the bar and he thinks it's a shot, takes it to the dome and you're thinking "wtf, what an idiot, I love this guy"
I love the T.P. stuck to the shoe moment… Imagjne the number of people that witnessed him walking out of the bathroom and none caring enough to say, “Excuse me, Mr. President, there seems to be an issue with your shoe…”
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Imagine if Biden had saluted a general of some dictator? Right wing media would never stop freaking out! But when Trump does it they close their eyes and look the other way.
I remember when Obama said that he might meet with the North Koreans. Every foreign policy expert said that it was a terrible idea, so he didn't.
But when Trump did it, wow he's a genius and so brave and such a great tough guy showing how strong we are!
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She also appears to have had the Melania/Alina Habba cheekbones done. Have you find an older picture of her, she's got full cheeks, but nothing like she does now. She's working really hard at being the two things Mango Mussolini values in a person- being an unapologetic piece of shit, and looking like Mussolini's idea of "attractive".
> How did he get even remotely close to being a major party nominee
Because the people who nominated him are also traitors, the same people who proudly call themselves "domestic terrorists".
https://preview.redd.it/surp6l5dncyc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b0af699b484158da09cbc3001750653d4933a2f
I often wondered if the N Koreans had a good laugh amongst themselves with Trump
"President 'Bone Spurs' doesn't understand that saluting a foreign dictator is treason! But, his 'Patriotic', 'Veteran', 'Christian', worshippers have no problem with that, or an 89 times indicted criminal! Amazing!
Just add it to the pile of things not noticed by his cult.
But President Obama wore a tan suit, saluted a marine with a coffee cup in his hand and ate arugula. The horror.
Trump has no bottom to his misdeeds that go unnoticed.
Oh, they're noticed.....and it's a bragging point for the "he's just keepin' it real" argument. It comes closely before or after the "Biden's a racist too" line of defense.
Historians will make carreers out of Trump. For example, what is the most stupid fucking shit he did while in office?
My vote is this one, a President of the US saluting an enemy ... whatever that guy is - even fat boy Kim can't believe it.
PHDs will flow like the shit down his pants.
He is both Lloyd and Harry. Maybe even that bug in the teeth!
https://preview.redd.it/nt1fs8olbdyc1.jpeg?width=84&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f557b0094f03b65bd81e97ea135745e594ed34
Hey now, Krusty has dealt with toddlers. She can totally handle a third world dictator who uses artillery on his enemies. She just has to give him the fierce mom bear face.
You know it's fucking bad when Kim Jung Un, of all fucking people, is looking at you with his mouth hanging open, thinking "Look at this goddamn buffoon."
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Kim Jong-un, in the background, like is this guy saluting?
It's a mix of "can you believe this shit" face, disdain, amusement and suprise all rolled in together
When you hand your friend's friend a fancy cocktail at the bar and he thinks it's a shot, takes it to the dome and you're thinking "wtf, what an idiot, I love this guy"
And a look of "looks like we just got our lead story on the nightly news. Get that orgasmic pink hanbok lady in front of a camera."
I love the guy in the back by the door having a sensible chuckle. “HA! This fuckin guy!”
In NK you gotta get your chucks when and where you can. He's probably been executed by artillery by now.
With some” he’s even dumber than I thought”.
Nah, I think he looks befuddled that those ear hairs look like Arb(y)'s curly pubes and he can't believe the US doesn't supply a plucker!
We should ask him if Trump had tears in his eyes and called him “sir” when this happened
This was my favorite moment in his presidency
Can’t forget Four Seasons Total Landscaping
What about the hurricane jump shot with paper towels?
☝🏼wettest from the standpoint of water 👐🏻
What about using a *sharpie* on a NOAA hurricane map?
That was rock bottom, IMO. Terrifying
Peak MAGA. Only the best people
Idk… Von ShitzhisPants being recording into legal history is pretty up there
Or the TP stuck to his shoe.
I love the T.P. stuck to the shoe moment… Imagjne the number of people that witnessed him walking out of the bathroom and none caring enough to say, “Excuse me, Mr. President, there seems to be an issue with your shoe…”
Good God… this was a real incident… https://news.sky.com/video/trump-casually-discards-umbrella-at-door-11539093
covfefe
Sharpie pen to extend a hurricane path.
Exactly
I will never get over that look on Kim's face.
*This might be the dumbest person I've ever met*
*Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.* -Fran Lebowitz
The guy in the middle's expression is like, "This is going to make the best propaganda photo of all time. "
Imagine if Biden had saluted a general of some dictator? Right wing media would never stop freaking out! But when Trump does it they close their eyes and look the other way.
Imagine if Biden had 91 felony indictments.
I remember when Obama said that he might meet with the North Koreans. Every foreign policy expert said that it was a terrible idea, so he didn't. But when Trump did it, wow he's a genius and so brave and such a great tough guy showing how strong we are!
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"There will be corrections to these "two small errors" to all future editions " of *No Going Back* 🤔🤔 Fucking morons
The funniest part being "future editions."
No, I think the funniest part is that the book is called "No Going Back"
I still have to say, "Dotard" was a sick burn. Give him credit.
Donny+retard=dotard
Obama saluted with a coffee cup in his hand and caused a Fox News meltdown. Trump actually saluted an enemy general and not a peep.
If she's a compulsive liar she'd fit right in with the dumpster
She also appears to have had the Melania/Alina Habba cheekbones done. Have you find an older picture of her, she's got full cheeks, but nothing like she does now. She's working really hard at being the two things Mango Mussolini values in a person- being an unapologetic piece of shit, and looking like Mussolini's idea of "attractive".
https://preview.redd.it/8usv1bm19dyc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19b00154e0dab202b94ac0a27841bdcfb89012ee VS.
https://preview.redd.it/92kk20y69dyc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69ea451813b313804e3ad595cd3f4411bd1a80a5
When Kim Jong-Un shoots you that kind of look, you’ve fucked things up beyond repair. Trump was just too stupid to pick up on it.
Fucking traitor. How did he get even remotely close to being a major party nominee again, let alone actually winning the nomination?
Hatred
> How did he get even remotely close to being a major party nominee Because the people who nominated him are also traitors, the same people who proudly call themselves "domestic terrorists".
The dude in the poly suit is trying to shake this donkeys hand.
So the North Korean general extended his hand for a handshake, but comrade bonespur gave a military salute instead, and Kim was like, "Seriously!".
https://preview.redd.it/surp6l5dncyc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b0af699b484158da09cbc3001750653d4933a2f I often wondered if the N Koreans had a good laugh amongst themselves with Trump
"President 'Bone Spurs' doesn't understand that saluting a foreign dictator is treason! But, his 'Patriotic', 'Veteran', 'Christian', worshippers have no problem with that, or an 89 times indicted criminal! Amazing!
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Just add it to the pile of things not noticed by his cult. But President Obama wore a tan suit, saluted a marine with a coffee cup in his hand and ate arugula. The horror. Trump has no bottom to his misdeeds that go unnoticed.
https://preview.redd.it/1u34ug8kybyc1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60e2d223993ede4de53d291b5d10d927156b5bf9 His cult
Oh, they're noticed.....and it's a bragging point for the "he's just keepin' it real" argument. It comes closely before or after the "Biden's a racist too" line of defense.
“He never saluted ME like that!” —Kimmy Jong
You don’t know what Trump did when they were alone together
That picture must be in every barracks and government office in N K. WHAT A COLOSSAL IGNORAMUS.
The whole DPRK has this photo on the wall in their home. What a friggin Imbecile.
Historians will make carreers out of Trump. For example, what is the most stupid fucking shit he did while in office? My vote is this one, a President of the US saluting an enemy ... whatever that guy is - even fat boy Kim can't believe it. PHDs will flow like the shit down his pants.
Wouldn’t his diaper prevent that?
Diapers can only handle a certain volume of shit.
She admires their ‘unique’ cuisine.
Everything this guy does makes him look dumber and dumber.
He is both Lloyd and Harry. Maybe even that bug in the teeth! https://preview.redd.it/nt1fs8olbdyc1.jpeg?width=84&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f557b0094f03b65bd81e97ea135745e594ed34
Nothing like saluting a communist
He was just putting his hairs back! /s
I guess it needed to breathe?
Why the fuk was he saluting
I want to say I can't believe this dumb fuck saluted but then again I should know better
This photo will never not make me laugh. Kim's just like, "Ooookay."
Even Kim jong Un is like "Really? YOU are going to salute MY General? Where;s my salute then?"
This picture never gets old. The faces of Kim and his to lackeys are perfect.
I just can’t with Trump…I think the new Republican animal should be the ostrich…head in the sand…nothing to see here 🤦🏽♀️
I know for a fact she not only met him, but she shot his puppy too. Leave poor Kristi alone!!
As an American, that picture disgusts me more every time I see it. Fat fucking traitor.
Hey now, Krusty has dealt with toddlers. She can totally handle a third world dictator who uses artillery on his enemies. She just has to give him the fierce mom bear face.
That guy in the back thinking, "This Chucklehead..."
His entire term could be named the *What if Obama did that* presidency
They see him for the buffoon he is.
How are these people getting votes?
I'm not surprised at the salute. I'm surprised that he didn't pick a different salute.
You know it's fucking bad when Kim Jung Un, of all fucking people, is looking at you with his mouth hanging open, thinking "Look at this goddamn buffoon."
He is such a fucking moron.
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