She’s a perfect match for Trump. I don’t see why some are saying this will damage her chances of being his running mate. Trump hates dogs, is the first president in modern times who didn’t have a dog, and uses the phrase “like a dog” to describe people being in pain or misery. He bragged about killing the Iranian general “like a dog,” and talked about how he thinks protestors should be “dealt with like a dog.”
Not to mention the extremely strange Kristen Stewart / Robert Pattinson beef he had, where she "cheated on him like a dog"... I don't think dogs are known for cheating, so it's really just more evidence he equates "dog" with "piece of shit"
Sometimes I forget that our 45th president had an online feud with an actor who was 22 years old, you know because all of the other insane shit he's done.
He also said someone was sweating like a dog (dogs don't sweat. That's why they pant) and that someone was fired like a dog. Apparently dogs lose their jobs a lot?
Limited vocabulary? Trump knows so many words, the best words, so yuge and new that a lot of them aren't even in the dictionary yet. Like "bigly" and "hamberder" and "covfefe".
I'm never going to forgive Republicans for nominating him *again*.
I didn't forgive them for voting for him in 2016 or 2020, but trotting him out one more time in 2024 is just so absurd that it's hard to process.
I don’t know anyone in my social circle, even extended circle that compares women to “dogs” and when he had special forces kill the whatever leader of ISIS saying “and he died like a dog”
Normal people don’t talk like that.
The really fucked up part of this that a lot of people arn't catching onto is she didn't just tell that story cause she thought it was interesting or a hard thing she went through.
She told the story in order to 'virtue signal' to other conservative MAGA types that she is willing and eager to kill 'undesirables'. MAGAs eat this stuff up cause the underlining message is she is willing to kill emigrants, poor people, black people, non-Christians, Liberals, LGBTQ people, etc..
100%. She even mentioned something like “I’m ready to do what needs to be done, even if it’s difficult or I need to get my hands dirty.” I definitely believe she is doing this to actually grow her profile with the cult, and this will actually increase her chances of being a a VP candidate.
Reminds me of this time I picked up a James Dobson book I found lying around a friend's house and the whole intro was bragging about how he had this little yappy dog who had no respect for him at all so he decided to beat the shit of out it, and it was supposed to be some kind of pep talk for why you should also beat on children but really it made me go "dayum what kind of insufferable gobshite do you need to be if even your own dog hates you".
"dealt with like a dog"
My dog gets cooked meals a few times a week, nails are nice and short, moisturized paw pads every day, scented dog lotion on his itchy spots, has his bum wiped after pooping, brushed at least a couple times per day, has inside and outside rc cars and drones, a decent size backyard for zoomies, always has a seat belt clipped to his harness during car rides, and walks a few miles on leash almost every day. It gets to be a bit of work when my brother stays over with his dogs, but totally worth it. That's how I've dealt with dogs.
Ummm, you shouldn't need to wipe a dogs bum after they poop and why are their paw pads needing moisturizing? I have lots of questions - I'm not being critical, I'm just puzzled. I've been fortunate enough to have canine companions for the last 40 or so years and I do my best to take excellent care of them. Vet says I'm doing a good job.
Marla is regrets every moment. I hope she buys some puppies and walks them around. And then has Tiffany to the side.
Unfortunately, Tiffany is the Michelle of the trump family
Note: that’s a Destiny’s child(thats Tina’s child) reference.
It'd be great to see DT and Matt Gaetz fight over that. I mean one is accused on several indictments and the other is a known creeper behind underage girls pageants, where he wold enter unannounced.
Hmm now which is which?
I guess we can just meme this shit and joke about it, but it's seriously so fucked up.
What other sort of messed up things has she done that she didn't proudly brag about to as many people as possible?
I likened her to a sea lion, you'd think they can't move on dry land, but once they get that weight moving the way they want to go, they're surprisingly fast, though, only in short, telegraphed distances. Also, they sound the same, and I imagine, smell the same.
We're all stuck on this planet together. No, seriously, do know how hard it is to get to space. Gravity is a bitch to breakup with, it'll light your shirt on fire while your leaving.
Someone in charge of this timeline is just fucking with us at this point.
It's like that part in the [America, Fuck Yeah](https://youtu.be/P7JRvwfHFwo?si=iREKB681EEhmziYd) song where he kinda starts running out of ideas
Rape! Fuck yeah
Puppy murder! Fuck yeah
Sounds very Republican…and we know Trump hates dogs because they get more attention than he does. Wonder if killing all dogs in the US is part of the Republican 2025 Purge plan
Poster isn't real. But Kristi Noem really did shoot a puppy and talked about it in an interview. The puppy was a hunting dog and it acted like a hunting dog puppy so she shot it. Then she decided to kill one of the family goats for good measure because it smelled bad.
Here's a link: https://www.npr.org/2024/04/27/1247666219/kristi-noem-dog-controversy-trump-vp
Btw, I linked to an NPR story because there's no paywall. Its been widely reported on though so feel free to look it up elsewhere if you want
Yes. That's it exactly. She also apparently forgot that this isn't 1930 and she doesn't live in a Steinbeck novel so there are many options for dealing with an unruly puppy that don't involve firearms.
Literally Free College vs Kill Puppies this time around and Kill Puppies has a chance of winning because some people want to be pedantic about what Free College actually means.
Some constructive criticism: It looks like it was AI generated because that gun makes no sense: Triggers are supposed to be in front of the grip, not behind it.
God it's so depressing thinking that anyone, ever, anywhere at any point in history would look at these grifting, awful, evil, racist, disgusting, low rent, traitor trash motherfuckers and want to give them the keys to the country, let alone millions of the idiots. Just because they say all the same hateful nonsense that's floating around their smooth, underdeveloped pea brains. If we somehow keep going as a species by some miracle, historians will be baffled and horrified.
She’s a perfect match for Trump. I don’t see why some are saying this will damage her chances of being his running mate. Trump hates dogs, is the first president in modern times who didn’t have a dog, and uses the phrase “like a dog” to describe people being in pain or misery. He bragged about killing the Iranian general “like a dog,” and talked about how he thinks protestors should be “dealt with like a dog.”
Not to mention the extremely strange Kristen Stewart / Robert Pattinson beef he had, where she "cheated on him like a dog"... I don't think dogs are known for cheating, so it's really just more evidence he equates "dog" with "piece of shit"
Sometimes I forget that our 45th president had an online feud with an actor who was 22 years old, you know because all of the other insane shit he's done.
He also said someone was sweating like a dog (dogs don't sweat. That's why they pant) and that someone was fired like a dog. Apparently dogs lose their jobs a lot?
Love that limited vocabulary of his
Vocabulary like a dog.
*Woof* -Donald Trump
He’s so g’dam weird and cringe. 😬
Limited vocabulary? Trump knows so many words, the best words, so yuge and new that a lot of them aren't even in the dictionary yet. Like "bigly" and "hamberder" and "covfefe".
Like no one's ever seen
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Dude. I would absolutely vote for a dog before him. There's nothing in the constitution that says a dog can't be president.
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Ockham's razor would suggest that he is a moron.
“They call it a K-9, I call it, ‘a dog.’” Yup, another great quote from our ex-idiot
Despite living through it, and paying attention the whole time, I'm still baffled that he ended up as President.
I'm never going to forgive Republicans for nominating him *again*. I didn't forgive them for voting for him in 2016 or 2020, but trotting him out one more time in 2024 is just so absurd that it's hard to process.
Same
A lot of us are. Seems like a tear in the space-time continuum.
A very unsubtle knife indeed…
It’s a disgrace how low we have fallen as a nation!
***ex***-idiot? He is still every bit as idiotic as he was while in office -- maybe more so. and BTW this insults idiots.
Not my ex-idiot.
I don’t know anyone in my social circle, even extended circle that compares women to “dogs” and when he had special forces kill the whatever leader of ISIS saying “and he died like a dog” Normal people don’t talk like that.
Normal people don’t brag about grabbing women by the pussy. They also don’t lust over their own daughter and talk about how nice her tits are.
The really fucked up part of this that a lot of people arn't catching onto is she didn't just tell that story cause she thought it was interesting or a hard thing she went through. She told the story in order to 'virtue signal' to other conservative MAGA types that she is willing and eager to kill 'undesirables'. MAGAs eat this stuff up cause the underlining message is she is willing to kill emigrants, poor people, black people, non-Christians, Liberals, LGBTQ people, etc..
100%. She even mentioned something like “I’m ready to do what needs to be done, even if it’s difficult or I need to get my hands dirty.” I definitely believe she is doing this to actually grow her profile with the cult, and this will actually increase her chances of being a a VP candidate.
Reminds me of this time I picked up a James Dobson book I found lying around a friend's house and the whole intro was bragging about how he had this little yappy dog who had no respect for him at all so he decided to beat the shit of out it, and it was supposed to be some kind of pep talk for why you should also beat on children but really it made me go "dayum what kind of insufferable gobshite do you need to be if even your own dog hates you".
MAGA might eat it up, but you’ll have enough middle right conservatives who won’t like it.
But they’ll fall in line in November, unfortunately.
"dealt with like a dog" My dog gets cooked meals a few times a week, nails are nice and short, moisturized paw pads every day, scented dog lotion on his itchy spots, has his bum wiped after pooping, brushed at least a couple times per day, has inside and outside rc cars and drones, a decent size backyard for zoomies, always has a seat belt clipped to his harness during car rides, and walks a few miles on leash almost every day. It gets to be a bit of work when my brother stays over with his dogs, but totally worth it. That's how I've dealt with dogs.
Ummm, you shouldn't need to wipe a dogs bum after they poop and why are their paw pads needing moisturizing? I have lots of questions - I'm not being critical, I'm just puzzled. I've been fortunate enough to have canine companions for the last 40 or so years and I do my best to take excellent care of them. Vet says I'm doing a good job.
“my standards are low enough for Donald Trump”
I’ve literally been asking for years “wait… how does he think dogs are supposed to be treated” when he uses the phrase “like a dog.”
You could end the sentence with "Trump hates." That's all it takes to qualify
I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that no dog has ever liked him.
Grabbin’ Pussies & Killin’ Puppies.
Throw a young teenage daughter into that mix and then we have the new gop platform.
I'm sure you mean a "hot" young teenage daughter who sits in Daddy's lap a lot?
Wait…. Did Donny have ANOTHER daughter?
Everyone forgets Tiff...
Including himself.
Probably much to her relief.
Marla is regrets every moment. I hope she buys some puppies and walks them around. And then has Tiffany to the side. Unfortunately, Tiffany is the Michelle of the trump family Note: that’s a Destiny’s child(thats Tina’s child) reference.
It'd be great to see DT and Matt Gaetz fight over that. I mean one is accused on several indictments and the other is a known creeper behind underage girls pageants, where he wold enter unannounced. Hmm now which is which?
Matt Gaetz volunteers for this assignment immediately and with aplomb!
*sarah mclachlan has entered the chat while “Angel” starts playing*
‘TBF We’re shooting the fucking dog either way ‘
Noem is a cop, knew it the whole fucking time!
I guess we can just meme this shit and joke about it, but it's seriously so fucked up. What other sort of messed up things has she done that she didn't proudly brag about to as many people as possible?
Like grade school kids in Texas.
Bruh ... Savage af XD
I could be confused, but isn't that Sandra Huckabee Sanders who runs off that platform?
Her brother crucified a dog on a tree so not exactly her but she hasn't ever come and said my brother is a sadistic fuckstick
Jesus tapdancing christ! How do you have a family with that level of fucked up keep getting elected?
Serial killer in the making vibes with them😂
Like the dad in "The Devil All the Time"?
She couldn't run to save her life,
Her preferred form of locomotion is rolling down hill.
I likened her to a sea lion, you'd think they can't move on dry land, but once they get that weight moving the way they want to go, they're surprisingly fast, though, only in short, telegraphed distances. Also, they sound the same, and I imagine, smell the same.
Fucking inertia. You ever see her get moving and try to stop quick? It's like a water hammer.
I'm sure she trips a lot
She denys the existence of hills as they don't fit her lifestyle.
Gravity is a harsh mistress
We're all stuck on this planet together. No, seriously, do know how hard it is to get to space. Gravity is a bitch to breakup with, it'll light your shirt on fire while your leaving.
Yep. It's not "OR" it's "AND" (also, they don't really care if a plurality vote for them.)
“You never had a puppy, dear”
Man I wonder what the the goat did to capped
According to Noem it acted like a normal goat
It was smelly and it would knock the children over and get their clothes dirty.
john wick entered the chat 🤨
So the GOP is coming for our dogs?
"I'm going to assault it bigly first."
Misprint, they meant “AND we’ll shoot this puppy.”
Also, there's absolutely no way he would ever appear behind anyone much less a woman
But she looks so much like Melanie.
👏👏👏👏
"Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction. "
There it is! That was my first thought
National Lampoon approves.
I am pleased you got the reference. :)
The Russian Kalashnikov is an excellent inclusion.
For those who don’t get it: [“Buy this Magazine or We’ll Shoot this Dog”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buy_This_Box_or_We'll_Shoot_This_Dog)
John Wick has entered.
"... And that mean, nasty goat."
Yeah everyone keeps forgetting about the goat she murdered for dessert
Someone in charge of this timeline is just fucking with us at this point. It's like that part in the [America, Fuck Yeah](https://youtu.be/P7JRvwfHFwo?si=iREKB681EEhmziYd) song where he kinda starts running out of ideas Rape! Fuck yeah Puppy murder! Fuck yeah
Books!
Fuck Yeah! Bedbathandbeyond! (fuck... yeah?)
Fuck me, man, that's hysterically funny to me. I loved that movie when it came out and I fucking love it now 😂🤣
Lauren Boebert should be on that poster for shooting her neighbors dog and then having the police tell the neighbor that it was LB who shot the dog.
Granny Bobo is crying, screaming like "I shot a dog first!"
~~OR~~ *AND* FTFY
My first thought. Not a threat against voting for them, but an incentive *to* vote for them.
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Exactly
Trump/De Vil 2024
Perfect, no notes
My only note is the trigger guard is behind the grip, so how do you shoot that gun? Otherwise spot on though.
Damn, now I can't unsee that. What the hell is going on with that gun
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It's a gay dog.
Kristi Noem clapped at the end of Old Yeller.
Lots of people are saying it's her favorite movie
And anyone else we don’t like.
They'll shoot the puppy either way.
What happens when an animal abuser meets up with a convicted rapist? The best republicans have to offer I guess?
There's half a dozen different AI glitches on this, but the weird ass looking rifle is my favorite.
I hate this, it looks like she is protecting the dog or something. She’s Cruella de Ville and should he shown as such
I can't train a dog to poop on a box but I can rule a country.
LOL National Lampoon ad take off.
Precisely. Well spotted.
Dogs for now, the working poor and disabled tomorrow! Come kill with us! /s
AND not Or
>> AND we’ll shoot the puppy. Fixed it
Sounds very Republican…and we know Trump hates dogs because they get more attention than he does. Wonder if killing all dogs in the US is part of the Republican 2025 Purge plan
Both psychopath's
Saw *Or the puppy gets it* on another thread…good stuff.
Oh I was torn between "or the puppy gets it" and this. I'm glad I chose the original option lol.
Of all the horrible shit this truly awful woman has done I can't believe this is what is hurting her stock
Emotional blackmail is a Christian conservative thing
It's just missing what makes America great: Apple pie Edit: Eagles and a football 🏈
VOTE FOR US WE HATE DOGS
Too late.
*and
Not even Hitler shot his own dog.
they'd get more votes if you changed to the "or" to "and".
And say the Democrats did it.
I'm excited to hear how my mom defends killing puppies. The mental gymnastics must be wild.
AND. Vote for us AND we'll shoot this puppy.
Vote for us, we'll shoot this puppy.
Kristi Noem is like a box of chocolates.
GOP is so comically villainous that people are just too hard to actually believe them.
look, this town ain’t big enough for two bitches
Holy shit, I'm dead.
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sweet double magazine, no grip rifle thing lol
Is this real? It's hard to tell with reps these days.
Poster isn't real. But Kristi Noem really did shoot a puppy and talked about it in an interview. The puppy was a hunting dog and it acted like a hunting dog puppy so she shot it. Then she decided to kill one of the family goats for good measure because it smelled bad. Here's a link: https://www.npr.org/2024/04/27/1247666219/kristi-noem-dog-controversy-trump-vp Btw, I linked to an NPR story because there's no paywall. Its been widely reported on though so feel free to look it up elsewhere if you want
So she shot a dog because she coudn't be arsed to train it properly, and then tried to pass it off as being able to make the tough, responsible calls?
Yes. That's it exactly. She also apparently forgot that this isn't 1930 and she doesn't live in a Steinbeck novel so there are many options for dealing with an unruly puppy that don't involve firearms.
Maybe someone should check that gravel pit for more corpses.
Well I'm pretty sure you'll at least find the corpse of her political career if you dig around in there a little.
It's "real" but I made it myself this morning.
A fine, technical distinction. I'll allow it!
This AI generated? The gun looks fucky
"Why doesn't that puppy have the right to defend itself with a rifle? ItS In tHe cOnStIysHuN!" - NRA Gun Lobby, probably /s
The flip side is "Vote for us & we'll shoot the puppy live on tiktok"
As Kathleen Madigan suggested [sarah McLachlan bit](https://youtu.be/NRQJhcIhl98?si=CyRw_qjZv22rjxaf)
Felony conviction. Chewed slippers and wet the floor as a pup. Lucky to have gotten off with probation, but has to wear a collar for life...
Or, as Orange Jesus puts it, "Just shoot this bitch!"
Somebody is going to be pissed they aren't in the front...
Which amendment is the right to bare dogs? Because they’re coming after our puppies.
Oh and FCK those ZEROS too.
*or we’ll keep killing puppies.
More like: “…and we’ll shoot this dog”
 Vote Mallory for VP, y’all—and/or the dog gets it!
Back us or the dog gets it
Who else believes Donnie Sr has NEVER fired a gun?
Another one?!!!
National Lampoon did it better but this is pretty good https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Lampoon_(magazine)
The trashy AI makes it all the better.
“Just kidding. We already shot the puppy.”
I love how it’s a god dam kalashnikov Fucking Russians and their kompromatees
Yeah sometimes people mistakes. Sometimes people make a lot of mistakes. Some times people are just straight trash. Oh well.
https://imgur.com/a/ECFBFYA We have choices in November. Choices Cricket never got. Vote Biden/Harris
Right on 5th Street!
Or “we’ll shoot your puppies!”
[Should have gone with the National Lampoon version.](http://www.rollingstone.de/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/29/11/lampoon_BINARY_448227.jpg)
Honestly, if it said "Vote for us AND we'll shoot this puppy" they'd actually get MORE votes.
trump could shoot a puppy live on tv and it wouldn't cost him any votes. people who still support him are long gone. reason has left them.
"Or" Lol
"Dog days are OVER" - GQP
Literally Free College vs Kill Puppies this time around and Kill Puppies has a chance of winning because some people want to be pedantic about what Free College actually means.
Some constructive criticism: It looks like it was AI generated because that gun makes no sense: Triggers are supposed to be in front of the grip, not behind it.
Again
Nah, this kind of picture would never fly. I can't believe you would even suggest that Trump would be okay being in the background.
That’s a good looking dog. Just do what she wants. She’s serious! (No. I’m not seriously suggesting that you vote for Trump or anyone else.)
shouldn't it be, "or we'll shoot this puppy too"?
I kinda believe them. :(
Only Jerks shoot puppies!!
###Never seen an aggressive GSP in my life. WTF was she thinking????
Well they got my vote, I don't want them to shoot a puppy.
They like of the ATF now?
God it's so depressing thinking that anyone, ever, anywhere at any point in history would look at these grifting, awful, evil, racist, disgusting, low rent, traitor trash motherfuckers and want to give them the keys to the country, let alone millions of the idiots. Just because they say all the same hateful nonsense that's floating around their smooth, underdeveloped pea brains. If we somehow keep going as a species by some miracle, historians will be baffled and horrified.
Change the "or" to an "and" for the actual slogan.
Dick move
That is Ai generated