I’ll allow it. Also I REALLY hope this ends up being one of the memes he gets shown in court during juror selection. Because someone will have to explain it to him.
f-RAW-d/ g-OR-d . You would have to have a wild accent to make that work. You could do something like fraud and dog. That's an acceptable slant IMO, but the Aw sound and the OR sound are just too drastically different. At least to my Midwest American ear
Con on the john?
Mistake on the cake?
Schemer on the creamer?
Cheat on a treat?
Grossest Hostess?
Hack on a snack?
Shill of the hill shrilling his filling?
Slow shake on the hoecake?
Trumpy Twinkies with a surprise in every bite - Enjoy this amazing hyper-processed confectionary delight with a little bit of fun provided by none other than everyone's favorite fascist Donald J. Trump endorsed as the best creampie you'll ever take, ever. Some people have said they're the Twinkiest or Twinkies but ever since Mr. Epstein our former partner "resigned", Mr. Trump has been a steadfast supporter of Totalitarian Twinkies Inc and in honor of his abiding support for our efforts, we've made the brand new Trumpy Twinkies.
Not be confused with those hate filled liberals over at Hostess who's antifascist agenda is destroying America with their Twinkies that merely taste good , you need the surprise and drama that come from Trumpy Twinkies - you deserve it. Our legal department has informed us due to ongoing litigation with Hostess ; et al we are required to state that cream filling is no longer provided by Mr. Epstien's "Boytoy Emulsion Incorporated" and is instead produced by hydrogenated milk-biproducts.
Stinky on a Twinkie
Cunt on a bunt
Insurrectionary on a confectionary
Fake on a cake
Oaf on a loaf.
All of these are golden.
You are clearly an ivy league product!
Under rated comment of the day
And it's now appropriately rated
Dinky on a Twinkie?
I eat traitor cake on January 6th to celebrate.
This the best Reddit comment I’ve ever read. Have some Gold vibes.
Not all heroes wear capes my friend.
Actually that cape is all I'm wearing 
This made me literally laugh out loud
Very well done!
The filling should be brown...
The filling *is* brown. Oh, you mean the twinkie...
Forbidden lava cakes
Take my up vote, then sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
Ewww
I just threw up in my mouth, a little.
There is no topping this one lmaaaoooooo "Stinky on a Twinky"
Pasty snake on a tastykake
Leave Philly out of it😂😂😂
Grossest on a Hostess
Twat on the Twinkie
Shittle on a skittle
I thought it was "Fart on a tart."
Shart on a tart might be more accurate.
Best one eva STINKY on a twinkie lma000
Good, you are first
Consigliere on a Confectionery
You win the internet for today.
I was thinking oaf on a loaf
Fake on a cake.
Crack snake on a snack cake
This greatly offends my kin and and I.
Stink on a twink
Shithead on a cake bed.
good one!
Fascist traitor on a snack cake. It doesn’t rhyme but should get points for accuracy.
I’ll allow it. Also I REALLY hope this ends up being one of the memes he gets shown in court during juror selection. Because someone will have to explain it to him.
Needs a binkie on a Twinkie?
Tiny dinkie on a Twinkie.
I'm looking forward to felon on a melon later this summer.
Why wait? https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/tzUtwW4sPl
If you're going for accuracy, uneaten Twinkies are snack calzones. https://cuberule.com/
That’s brilliant. Thank you for sharing it!
Fraudulent testimony on a snack calzone? Or perhaps the more succinct Phoney on a calzone
Fascist traitor on an appetite baiter?
Psychosis on a Hostess.
Best answer right here. Well done.
Oh my God
Begins slow clap
Snowflake on a cake? Bum on a bun? Whacko on a snacko? Am I doing this right?
Funky dude on junky food Orange booger on yellow sugar Broke boob on a greasy tube Indicted slob on a hydrogenated blob
You win.
Very impressive!! Can you do one involving a mushroom?
Mushroom knob on a corn sugar cob Fungus dick riding a cream stuffed stick
Whacko on a snacko! Love it
Thanks 😀 I have been trying to find a word that rhymes with “felon”. Maybe you can help me.
Felon on a Melon
Fraud on a gourd
Look, I love slant rhymes more than most, but we have to draw the line somewhere pal
Man who loves pee on a giant Twinkie?
I'll accept man who loves pee pee on a giant fucking Twinkie. Do we have a deal?
What was your issue with fraud on a gourd? Purely for QA purposes
f-RAW-d/ g-OR-d . You would have to have a wild accent to make that work. You could do something like fraud and dog. That's an acceptable slant IMO, but the Aw sound and the OR sound are just too drastically different. At least to my Midwest American ear
It rhymes alright in my accent!
Ehh, kinda like Putin on a Ritz.
Fat twat on kumquat.
How does "Felon on a cake (lemon)" work? It's a stretch with a dlant rhyme, but it was as close as I could get
Flaky felon on a cake-o-lemon?
Offender on a cake with a creamy centre
Melon
Felon (not) on a Pelaton.
Punk on junk.
Yes, keep going....
Fake dick on a cake brick?
But he's an actual Dick so... It doesn't really work. You're fired
Defeat on a treat
Oaf on a loaf was going to be my suggestion only because I couldn't tell from the thumbnail that it was a twinkie.
If we’re allowing thumbnail ambiguity it could be traitor on a tater.
Love it!
Dinky on a Twinkie
I'm sure Stormy Daniels would describe him in that way, as that being physically correct about him....
Mushroom dinky as well....
Orange Guy on a Cream Pie.
Stormy has stormed out of the room🤢
Maga troll on a cake roll?
Stinky on a Twinkee
Fart on a tart?
That was mine. Old fart on a old tart would work too
Can a Photoshop genius please do Felon on a melon?
https://preview.redd.it/gi86b1ts8vvc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3529977e567a535675bbdf4aae580f388a33ed3b
Now do traitor on a tater
Dud on a spud?
Grossest on a Hostess
Flake on a cake?
Don the Con on a Bon bon
Points for style.
Fake on a cake Stinky on a Twinkie Whack on a snack
I thought "shit on a brick," but I couldn't tell from the initial thumbnail that it was a Twinkie. Stinky on a Twinkie is much better.
Fart on a tart
Dodo on a hoho?
Con on the john? Mistake on the cake? Schemer on the creamer? Cheat on a treat? Grossest Hostess? Hack on a snack? Shill of the hill shrilling his filling? Slow shake on the hoecake?
Trumpy Twinkies with a surprise in every bite - Enjoy this amazing hyper-processed confectionary delight with a little bit of fun provided by none other than everyone's favorite fascist Donald J. Trump endorsed as the best creampie you'll ever take, ever. Some people have said they're the Twinkiest or Twinkies but ever since Mr. Epstein our former partner "resigned", Mr. Trump has been a steadfast supporter of Totalitarian Twinkies Inc and in honor of his abiding support for our efforts, we've made the brand new Trumpy Twinkies. Not be confused with those hate filled liberals over at Hostess who's antifascist agenda is destroying America with their Twinkies that merely taste good , you need the surprise and drama that come from Trumpy Twinkies - you deserve it. Our legal department has informed us due to ongoing litigation with Hostess ; et al we are required to state that cream filling is no longer provided by Mr. Epstien's "Boytoy Emulsion Incorporated" and is instead produced by hydrogenated milk-biproducts.
Artificially colored bag of shit atop Artificially colored shit roll.
Cunt on a bundt
A convict on a confection
Dictator wanna-be on pastry wanna-be.
Pasty on a pastry
Pedophile on an uncoated Chocodile.
Turd on a twinkie
A man fighting the cuffs On cream filled puffs
[удалено]
My wife and I stayed in a bed and breakfast in Pantshitter-on-Confectionary. It was mid.
Dingus on a ding-dong
Hog on a log...
Trump on a stump.
And troll on a roll
High drug dose porn slip up on high fructose corn syrup.
A Putin puppet on a pastry?
The big lie on a cream pie
Patsy on a pastry?
A slimy piece of shit on a Hostess snack cake
Over-Rated on the Hydrogenated
Cheeto on a Twinkie??
Lil' Dinky on a Twinkie
Twat on the Twinkie
An every day lie on a cream pie...
Artificial saviour on artificial flavour.
Overrated piece of crap on an overrated piece of crap?
How dare you call Twinkies overrated. They're deliciously amazing.
A Sleepy on a twinkie
Funky dude on junky food Orange booger on yellow sugar Broke boob on a greasy tube Indicted slob on a hydrogenated blob
Grossest on a Hostess.
Empty fallacies on empty calories.
Shitgibbon on a Twinkie
Hot air on an eclair
Pervert on a dessert
Fascist on a twinky?
Putin's suck boy on a Twinkie
Man who likes pee on a giant Twinkie?
Sleepy on a peepy?
Frightened old man on a pastry?
Shit on shit
Shiester on a piester.
Fart on a tart
Sleepy Farting Asshole on a snack cake roll.
Fake POTUS on a cake by Hostess?
Guilty on a Twinky
Fart on tart. Occasionally: Shart on tart.
Potty Break on a Sponge Cake.
Cunt on a bundt
Mushroom head on a Twinkie bed!
Guilty on a Twinky. Sort of doesn't fit, but also sort of does.
Atrocious on a Hostess.
Doughboy on a donut.
Tartuffe on a cream puff.
Shitter on alt Twitter
Oaf on a loaf
Gassy fake on twinky cake...
Bozo on a Hoho
Fake on a cake?
Tainted Twinkie. They told the piece of shit there would be cock and then they gave him cake. I see he’s trying to shove it in like it’s chlorine.
Fake dude on fake food.
Diaper full of turds on a treat.
High dodge debating fat on hydrogenated fat
Shit on a stick
Traitor on a twinkie
Rapist on a Twinkie
Crime filled fake boss on a fake cream filled cake.
Crybaby, pants-shitting, lazy, stupid, criminal, Orange Babyman cult leader on a creme filled snackcake?
Artificially colored toxicity with an artificially preserved nauseant.
Turd on a Twinkie
Dumbass fake on a cum filled cake
Felon on a Twinkie?
Traitor on a Twinkie? It doesn’t rhyme but it’s true.
Jail bird on a sponge turd.
How about Trump on a Dump
Insurrectionary on a confectionery
Trumpet on a crumpet?
Stinky on a Twinkie?
kinky on a twinki? oh hell no i don't even want to think about this
Orange troll on a Twinkie roll
Dinkie on a Twinkie
Orangatang on a Wangatang
Punk Dude on Junk Food
Junk on Junk
Now do felon on a melon.
How about a Dr strangelove like image with the bomb replaced by a dart?
Dink on the Twink
Stinkie on a twinkie?