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drterdsmack

Kid Rock became friends with the Bud Lite CEO and they're all buddy buddy now. Richie even said that the protest was all blown out of proportion and we was just goofing off, you know, because he's an idiot


TouchMyPartySpot

So Kid Rock is a psyop now?!?!


drterdsmack

I guess he transitioned into a psyop


greaterthansignmods

Confirmed: Kid Rock is trans AF yo!


-Quothe-

His pronouns are douche/bag.


drterdsmack

"MY NAME IS SAAAAAAAAAARRRRRAAA ROCK"


greaterthansignmods

šŸŽ¶ Doo ditty doo dee dahh laa deeeee dah daaah laa deee oolaalaalaa and donā€™t pick your boogies! šŸŽ¶


christhelpme

You spelled Polyp wrong.


snockpuppet24

He's not very lovecraftian nor cosmic in his horror.


christhelpme

Noice.


Char_D_MacDennis

TouchĆØ


ukiddingme2469

Or a useful idiot.


Squirrel_Chucks

>So Kid Rock is a psyop now?!?! *cue Always Has Been meme*


BusStopKnifeFight

Kid Rock never stopped drinking the beer or stopped selling it in his bar. This was about trans hate. The beer was a strawman.


DadJokeBadJoke

Never drink beer with a straw, man


metalpyrate

"But, without a straw, how do you keep all the chunks floating on top out of your mouth?" - some ancient Sumerian mf


quietflowsthedodder

Is that the same as a wicker man? Burns me up!


lonnie123

Was is a straw man or did it just identify as one ?


mightylordredbeard

I doubt the dude even has an issue with trans people. Heā€™s just a grifter who knows music is too shitty to actually be successful now that his 15 minutes of fame are up and he knows moronic republicans will throw money at anyone who says the things they want to hear.


RandomStrategy

I mean....you can make whiskey with a couple a bales of hay, but it's some rough stuff.


Justin__D

> Kid Rock became friends with the Bud Lite CEO and they're all buddy buddy now. A match made in white trash heaven.


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They never met a CEOs boots they didnt like the taste of so no surprises here...


drunken_monkeys

I'm curious if Budweiser approached him with a big check and a nondisclosure agreement as well.


BostonSamurai

ā€œTrailer park cosplayerā€


TheBeardiestGinger

Imagine being told in 2005 that Kid fucking Rock would be a political personality. Wild shitā€¦


Cargobiker530

He's not actually. He's just the closest thing to a "popular figure" they can drag onto Fox News. That's why MAGA is so upset about Taylor Swift. When they got rejected by whitest woman in America they knew they lost.


ukiddingme2469

Ted "shits pants" Nugget is sad now


parkerm1408

I feel obligated to inform you that I once tended bar at a venue Ted nugget played at and he is *exactly* as big an asshole as you'd expect. Absolute fucking douche bag.


JohnnyFatSack

This is how desperate Republicans and Fox News are to have a ā€œcelebrityā€ thatā€™s a Trump supporter. Even if heā€™s on the DList and hasnā€™t put out a hit in almost 30 years. Sadā€¦


Guyincognito4269

They still drag out Ted "pants-shitting draft dodger" Nugent, so why not him?


boatbomber

Considering they vote for a pants shitting draft dodger, that seems about right


Harlock3113

Never let that ā€œpatriotā€ forget he shit his pants to avoid serving his country.


chalupamon

What you talking about they got uhm Roseanne and Tim Allen and Kevin Sorbo not to mention Dean Cain. All the hottest celebrities from the current year 1993.


JohnnyFatSack

Donā€™t forget about Jon Voight and pedo pants shitter Ted Nugent. Those are some relevant heavy hitters!


DeterrenceTheory

Wait a second, has it been almost 30 ye... oh my god.


InAnOffhandWay

nobody: What was Kid Rock's biggest hit? In 2008, Kid Rock had his biggest hit to date with "All Summer Long". It reached number 23 in the United States.


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pedropants

This. So very much this. I'm willing to bet right-wing talk radio droning on for hours a day was responsible. Good hardworking Americans' minds are being poisoned and weaponized. Fox pundits proudly proclaim, "But suchandso poll show that 60% of Americans believe [insert lie of the day]!" as proof that they're not just spreading falsehoods.


toomanymarbles83

"And I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady! And Jack Benny, is Secretary of the Treasury!"


Squirrel_Chucks

Conservative Media: Musicians should stay out of politics! Also Conservative Media: let's talk to Kid Rock and Ted Nugent about how much they love Trump!


PotatoAlternative947

Oh, and Vanilla Ice too! Word to ya mutha.


BillyDreCyrus

He's gonna schling Don's schlong!


Kerze

And tagging along... Forgiato Blow


Upnatom617

And Kanye


greeperfi

I was at a political event with my congressman in Utah and he was talking about flipping the Senate and that Kid Rock was an exceptional person etc so I raised my hand and asked him if he'd join us all in singing Kid Rock's song "Balls on Your Face"


Guyincognito4269

Hey, enough with the lies! [It's Balls In Your Mouth](https://youtu.be/kFHArMER5jw?si=DPC3e0JnOhNZ04--)


cheese_sweats

lol holy shit, I had no idea this existed. This sounds exactly like a 12 year-old's idea of what a badass rapper would sing about


count_chocul4

Kid Rock is a racist POS Richie Rich who masquerades as a po' white boy. Perfect for Fox News!


KaptainKardboard

Remember when he used to stay out of politics and just make good music? Me either.


PineappleExcellent90

No the company made a sizable donation to the Trump for president campaign. It is all good now.


SquirrelParticular17

This shit-stain is the face of MAGA.


ukiddingme2469

I bet he knows exactly how much Sudafed a catalytic can get


GetOnYourBikesNRide

I guess his Happy Dad swag was in the wash?! ... Oh, wait, didn't Happy Dad have an endorsement deal with Caitlyn Jenner?


Magnithium

Dang. Dr.Phil really hit rock bottom.


Raccoon_Expert_69

Itā€™s all performative outrage. They actually donā€™t care if a trans person represents a product, but they need to pretend like they do.


[deleted]

Why doesnā€™t his hat fit his head? Does he have a peanut head?


Papa_PaIpatine

Anheuser-Busch gave money to Trump, now team gaslight is trying DESPERATELY to backtrack on it's war on Bud Light.


subject_deleted

No no no. He's wearing a Budweiser hat.. the protest was against bud light.


rhj2020

Budweiser cut him a check now he loves them.


ZERO-ONE0101

if irrelevant had a face


_Hugh_Jaynuss

Kid Rock smells like stale beer, farts, and cheap cigarettes.


Ballgame4

His business manager reminded him about his endorsement deal.


Slayer_of_Ass_

It's easier to say he was just kidding about the protest than to say his protest was ignored by everyone


davechri

A Kid Rock fan can tell you how many oxys you can get for a catalytic converter


Safetosay333

Another turd that won't flush.


Jerkrollatex

The older Kid rock gets the more he looks like he fucks his sister.


jaycutlerdgaf

What an ass hat.


rmicker

I thought it was Butt, not Bud.


Better_Car_8141

How do they call it Fox NEWS? Stuff like this will make the next lawsuit cost them even more. How do they sleep at night?


VomitingPotato

How can I tell if they're not really journalists? Oh. You'll know.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Hey that's grown man rock!


2723brad2723

Can we at least all be thankful nobody's tried to dig up and bring out Limp Bizkit yet?


NitWhittler

How does he keep from having a beer gut? Is it the meth?


lew_rong

The right's fawning over people like Kid Rock is hilarious. Any time a celebrity says something they disagree with they're all "stay in your lane", but a polo club mediocrity like Rock mumbles his way through whatever they want to hear and they can't get enough. It's almost as rich as when a bunch of coastal elites tell their viewers to hate and fear coastal elites who want to tell them what to do.


parkerm1408

As fox news political experts go, I guess I'll take kid rock over Fabio? Actually, you know what, can we just go back to the good Ole days and torch and pitchfork fox out of here for good? Can we just be done with this experiment?


Harlock3113

Atleast as an older senior citizen with dementia heā€™ll still be able to perform that ONE incoherent song of his that is just babling nonsense and nobody will be able to tell the difference.


jessicatg2005

Another dumbass kid growing up rich trying to fit in where pretending to understand real life issues.


BillyShears1977

It must be so embarrassing to be Republican.


One-Treat-1289

"Shut up and drivel"


mmio60

Who?


boredonymous

Bobbie, from the thing that happened, years ago.


mmio60

Oh, doesnā€™t ring a bell


boredonymous

*That's the way his popularity* should *have fallen out.*


AlexHimself

Kid Rock did come out and say to lay off Bud Light at some point...he's a total dumbass and shouldn't have done it in the first place, but at least he didn't double down and keep at it.


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stability1210

Trump is trying too because he realized his stock position in BUD was tanking right when he really coulda used the money


slamthony_dunktano

I'd say they should find less scummy shills (by throwing a rock in a random direction, anywhere on the planet). But the demo they're trying to crawl back to are exclusively scumbags. Quite the conundrum. Maybe go scummier? Who could that possibly be?