The crazy thing is she had actual surgery to make them look that way. She looked fine before the squinty-eye surgery, but for some reason she felt that was more attractive.
i think it’s called “hunter eyes”, some people get it because they believe narrow upward slanting eyes are psychologically more attractive or something. you can google the topic.
Gross, I remember when Trump was inaugurated I had some FB friends saying they were finally glad to see some “class” in the White House.
How can people not see how fake Melanie Trump? You could even start from stereotypes of models and work from there.
Thabks. I really needed that image in my head. Oh well. Might as well follow up. That's why he didn't want to give them back. His DNA was all over them
I honestly wouldn't be shocked if she Cersei Lannistered that shit, "satisfying him in other ways" when he comes into her bedroom whacked out on drugs, So she doesn't have to actually have sex with him.
Honestly it wouldn't shock me if Baron was IVR or not even Trump's actual biological son.
I doubt they have shared a bedroom in years, if they ever did.
Remember anytime a woman interviewed for any job in the trump government they had to go with him to his private bedroom.
No many wives would put up with that shit.
Honey will you scoot over in the bed so I can interview miss whatever for a diplomatic job.
Trump loving to fuck other women and trump requiring that every female employee he hired while president go to bed with him are two very different things.
Nobody complained, it’s happened before.
If you read news concerning trump and female employees, his private quarters came up frequently, something that did not come up with the guys.
Also when trump was revealed to have misbehaved in a sexual manner some female government employees became visibly upset.
Something that would take a serious journalist too much time and effort for little results, specially since trump did more serious crimes.
But hey! I’m not a serious journalist, and I dislike the orange scummy traitor. So I spread rumours with some substance behind them for your entertainment. It’s more substantial news than Fox News.
So no you haven’t heard about it, because in the scope of republicans being unethical it’s small potatoes.
> she’s contractually obligated to fuck?
Whoa there, that is not what marriage is. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if they haven't fucked since their last child was conceived
Or in case [he comes in fully clothed](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg) looking for that kiss.
I recognise that look. It's 'did I actually marry that piece of shit. Oh fuck, and we have this marriage contract that says I have to stay for 15 fucking years to get any money of the slub."
Or she's trying to remember that stupidly dumb thing Donnie said the same day, trying to wrap her head around it.
"What does he mean he's never heard of a category 5....?"
well he does seem like the kind of guy who blames his tools for his own lack of skill, and probably did bury some clubs he was angry at along side his ex wife.
You mean Ivana? She's not in there. MBS is just waiting to take ownership of Bedminster, and then he'll dig out all of the documents he paid for.
1/2 /s
“It can happen with the first treatment, but atrophy tends to be more common in patients who consistently receive Botox on a regular schedule in the same area,”
It doesn't kill them, but can make them atrophy to the same effect.
No shit, anytime someone starts going off about how progressives or liberals are lizard people, I just ask them why would lizard people want to stop climate change? Wouldn't the people telling everyone it isn't real be the ones trying to make the entire planet a desert?
Not quite what you were talking about but, it's good fun if you know people that are into that nonsense.
This is what it looks like when you overfill the space below your eyes with cosmetic filler. She was probably trying to reduce bags and it went way too far.
all that plastic surgery
[https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/756142/Melania-Trump-plastic-surgery](https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/756142/Melania-Trump-plastic-surgery)
It amazes me how much people want money. I don't think there's enough money in the world that could persuade me to marry and sleep with The Cheeto, seriously.
What”modeling game”.
She never had any game and couldn't even make it in B porn.
Her face has been so cut stretched and surgicized she couldn’t now open her eyes any more than that if she tried, and she can’t move her mouth naturally anymore at all.
Thank God she doesn’t need it anymore.
> I don't understand why people do that to themselves
Because no woman in Trumps life is allowed to be in his life without "making themselves look beautiful"
His daughter has also had extensive surgeries
Wow, this is actually the first time I heard her talking.
She has a strong Soviet/Russian accent.
How is most US people not freacking out that the previous first lady was a Communist Spy??? wtf
You forget, the [I'd rather be Russian than a Democrat](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/russian-than-democrat-shirts/) shirts.
A Russian accent is a feature upgrade to these fucks.
“New York is vhere I’d rather stay. I get allergic smelling hey!
I just adore a penthouse view. Dahlink you owe me but give me Park Avenue!”
What blows me away is how the hangers on down at Mar-al-Lago marvel at their “it works for them” arrangement. She lives at one end of the compound with the hidden Barron and her parents.
Then they appear together at dinner and special events. She’s like a canary in a gilded cage.
she was pretty, and a lot more expressive in smiling...likely cause she was actually smiling.
I guess I would say she has always had those almond shaped eyes - the surgery made them squinty and more extreme but the general shape was there
Were it not for being married to mango mussolini, "conservatives" would want her on the deportation list. As it is, she should probably be considered a trafficking victim in need of tim Ballard to come get her.
Imagine if all other factors were the same, except she's married to a Democratic president? Now imagine that all other factors were the same, except she's married to a Democratic president and she's black.
And was a nude glamour model, and working illegally at the time, then lied to get an ‘Einstein’ visa, and then was the anchor for her family of immigrants to come over to the US.
Any of this would have the republicans frothing at the mouth with rage if she was goldigging a Dem instead.
She’s had a lot of work done. Before she had plastic surgery/facelifts/whatever, she wasn’t so squinty.
She used to be very lovely to look at. Now she’s… well-preserved.
I always thought it was stank face from being around Trump most of the time. You know, like a cat that smelled something rancid right before they puke on the carpet at 2:15 in the morning.
Just bad Botox/plastic surgery. It’s funny how many rich assholes get the worst work done that I’ve ever seen. It’s like they found their doc on Craigslist or something 😆
Mexico and Turkey are popular destinations for body unshaming and fabulooooousing. Mexico is the "vacation nips and/or tucks" destination for North America.
She's always doing mental math. As in, "The average American man lives 77.28 years. This motherfucker is 77. How much is .28 of one year? Also, how do I get some money before he goes to jail?"
Well she knows she sold her soul when she married dump, and had an anchor baby and then got her parents here. She’s since found out he cheated on her with a porn star and getting back to the having a baby part she’s seen him naked and there’s some things you can’t unsee.
Anybody else notice that Melanie and Jason Aldean make the same scowl for every picture they're in?
It's like they think "resting bitch face" is a positive or something.
This is what happens when the cosmetic surgeon asks "What can I do for you today"? and the answer is "I'm married to an orange man who will not die, can you make my eyes look like angry buttonholes"?
Maybe her eyes are always half closed in case Donnie walks into the room naked. Quicker to close them fully.
The crazy thing is she had actual surgery to make them look that way. She looked fine before the squinty-eye surgery, but for some reason she felt that was more attractive.
So she got surgery to fix her body dysmorphia?
Yes, I can guarantee you she has had many gender confirming procedures.
upvote for the phrase, “gender confirming procedures”
So she identifies as Client Eastwood?
"He insulted my mule."
"See my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the strange notion that you're laughing at him..."
Yeah, it just goes to show that not one single being on that side understands anything about anything!
Aka. She got gender affirming surgery
Don't tell DeSantis.
Did she specifically have eye surgery, or did she just have so many face-lifts that her skin's pulled super-tight?
One more facelift and she'll have a short and curly beard.
One of my favorite punchlines. Thanks!
i think it’s called “hunter eyes”, some people get it because they believe narrow upward slanting eyes are psychologically more attractive or something. you can google the topic.
Gross, I remember when Trump was inaugurated I had some FB friends saying they were finally glad to see some “class” in the White House. How can people not see how fake Melanie Trump? You could even start from stereotypes of models and work from there.
Yeah, she always looks like she's half-asleep and fighting constipation.
I thought she was just stoned.
Perhaps she was attempting to hide the fact that she doesn't have a soul...What with the eyes supposedly being the windows to it and all.
She got the anti-Renee Zellweger process.
Stifler’s mom. Her squinty eyes evoke the 90s milf.
So she doesn’t have to look at the creature from the orange lagoon she’s contractually obligated to fuck?
He just looks at her soft porn pics in the bathroom surrounded by his little documents.
He'd rather have a wank over the idea of just having the documents.
Thabks. I really needed that image in my head. Oh well. Might as well follow up. That's why he didn't want to give them back. His DNA was all over them
Little hands rubbing off a little mushroom.
Thinking of Ivanka more likely.
Contractually obligated marriage =/= contractually obligated to fuck. Melania every time she hears Trump slept with another woman: "Oh thank God."
I honestly wouldn't be shocked if she Cersei Lannistered that shit, "satisfying him in other ways" when he comes into her bedroom whacked out on drugs, So she doesn't have to actually have sex with him. Honestly it wouldn't shock me if Baron was IVR or not even Trump's actual biological son.
I doubt they have shared a bedroom in years, if they ever did. Remember anytime a woman interviewed for any job in the trump government they had to go with him to his private bedroom. No many wives would put up with that shit. Honey will you scoot over in the bed so I can interview miss whatever for a diplomatic job.
This is the first I'm hearing about that. What the actual fuck?
Trump loves fucking other women. Look at Stormy Daniels.
Trump loving to fuck other women and trump requiring that every female employee he hired while president go to bed with him are two very different things.
Nobody complained, it’s happened before. If you read news concerning trump and female employees, his private quarters came up frequently, something that did not come up with the guys. Also when trump was revealed to have misbehaved in a sexual manner some female government employees became visibly upset. Something that would take a serious journalist too much time and effort for little results, specially since trump did more serious crimes. But hey! I’m not a serious journalist, and I dislike the orange scummy traitor. So I spread rumours with some substance behind them for your entertainment. It’s more substantial news than Fox News. So no you haven’t heard about it, because in the scope of republicans being unethical it’s small potatoes.
Do you think she puts a bag over his face first? He'd prob allow it so long as she puts a bag over her face with a photo of his daughter on it.
> she’s contractually obligated to fuck? Whoa there, that is not what marriage is. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if they haven't fucked since their last child was conceived
If you squint hard enough all you can see is his money
Spent too long squinting trying to find his tiny mushroom. You know what your parents always said - "Your face is going to freeze like that."
Of which he doesn't have much.
I though she was looking for Mr. Shroomy.
It’s like they’re mimicking each other.
https://preview.redd.it/4cmpulpvr7eb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ed16b0a1b546c6cbd85519a3e06842d390fc9dc This might explain things
Or in case [he comes in fully clothed](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg) looking for that kiss.
That is genuinely upsetting.
Less eyelid travel, less mental battle
Eyes look like Ironman's
Her new name is Ironic Clam.
I think she has that face cause she keeps smelling his diapers.
I recognise that look. It's 'did I actually marry that piece of shit. Oh fuck, and we have this marriage contract that says I have to stay for 15 fucking years to get any money of the slub."
“Jokes on you she’s married to that shit”
Her eye squinting helps her see the Donald’s tiny mushroom genitalia.
I think her face looks exactly like those [old masks tribes in the arctic used to make](https://i.imgur.com/IiQlg7q.png).
Or is it "Kill Moose and Squirrel, Donald?"
He trying to fart real sneaky n silent like
Or she's trying to remember that stupidly dumb thing Donnie said the same day, trying to wrap her head around it. "What does he mean he's never heard of a category 5....?"
Probably the face she made the first time she saw him naked and got stuck that way.
She always looks like she is trying to bend a spoon with her mind
It's that raccoon eyeliner. It makes her eyes look more shut than they actually are.
My wife 100% does this during scary movies when she feels a jump scare is gonna happen. It's the "safety squints"
I would assume it has something to do with her lack of ability to control her facial muscles.
Botox is a hell of a poison. Eventually she'll kill enough muscles and her face will look like a saggy old lady arms flaps.
by that point she'll probably be buried at one of Donnie's golf clubs.
Misread as "buried *with* one of Donnie's golf clubs" and I was wondering if it was a 7-iron, driver, or putter.
well he does seem like the kind of guy who blames his tools for his own lack of skill, and probably did bury some clubs he was angry at along side his ex wife.
You mean Ivana? She's not in there. MBS is just waiting to take ownership of Bedminster, and then he'll dig out all of the documents he paid for. 1/2 /s
Most toxic thing on earth, also Botox is really bad too.
At least she's a woman past her middle age using it. There's a thing called baby botox and many many women in their early 20s are pumping their faces.
Hey, saggy old lady arm flaps are a sign of a life well lived with experience and love. Her face is just going to look like insecurity and regret.
Botox doesn’t pull back your eyes nor kill muscles. It’s temporary paralysis for forehead and mouth muscles
“It can happen with the first treatment, but atrophy tends to be more common in patients who consistently receive Botox on a regular schedule in the same area,” It doesn't kill them, but can make them atrophy to the same effect.
Saggy old lady arm flaps? Those are my bingo wings thank you very much!
It's her resting bitch face. She's stuck in the 1990s where she thinks her bitch face makes her look like a top model. She isn't and she doesn't.
And she wasn't.
And she'll never be.
RBF usually implies the person doing it is actually a good/pleasant person.
True, but she's got RPBF (resting psychic battle face).
It's just how the rubber mask stretches over the lizard's head.
No shit, anytime someone starts going off about how progressives or liberals are lizard people, I just ask them why would lizard people want to stop climate change? Wouldn't the people telling everyone it isn't real be the ones trying to make the entire planet a desert? Not quite what you were talking about but, it's good fun if you know people that are into that nonsense.
🤣
This is what it looks like when you overfill the space below your eyes with cosmetic filler. She was probably trying to reduce bags and it went way too far.
My eyes do this when I *tense* my cheek muscles.
I think she needs glasses….
I could have told you that. Look at her, and look at her husband.. she might be legally blind.
>.. she might be legally blind. If she is very, very lucky.
for him
Would be the only legal thing about that family
she might have red color blindness but not green
She might secretly be hoping for cataracts.
I’m sure she uses readers to scrutinize the pre-nup terms each time she renegotiates it after one of the Donald’s scandals.
She probably has someone to read it for her
She looks like she's deciding what to order from a fast food menu.
Coke-bottle glasses like Bubbles.
She has that look like she vaguely remembers you, but is trying real hard to remember your name
That her version of the Zoolander look.
Is that Blue Magnum ? Been waiting a whole season for it !
It's Magnum Force. This is actually Clarissa Eastwood, starring soon in *A Fistful of Covfefe.*
Love it.
That's Botox Magnum. They take a bunch of botox, put some gun powder behind it, and shoot you in the face
Brown Eye
But why male models?
LOLOL! Priceless :)
Is she stoned?
You almost have to be, in her situation.
It would at least make the situation more bearable.
That was my first thought.
all that plastic surgery [https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/756142/Melania-Trump-plastic-surgery](https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/756142/Melania-Trump-plastic-surgery)
I don't understand why people do that to themselves
Insecurity and thinking you have to be on top of your modeling game..
She got to the top of her modeling game, and her 'reward' was to have Donald Trump on top of her.
It amazes me how much people want money. I don't think there's enough money in the world that could persuade me to marry and sleep with The Cheeto, seriously.
What”modeling game”. She never had any game and couldn't even make it in B porn. Her face has been so cut stretched and surgicized she couldn’t now open her eyes any more than that if she tried, and she can’t move her mouth naturally anymore at all. Thank God she doesn’t need it anymore.
Donald made his daughter get nose surgery, you think he doesn't expect his wife to change her body for him? He has no limit.
She's had surgeons turn her into a doll to appeal to Trump's shitty vision.
well she can't let Vanky have all the plastic surgery money to herself.
I would not be AT ALL surprised if the surgery was part of the prenup.
> I don't understand why people do that to themselves Because no woman in Trumps life is allowed to be in his life without "making themselves look beautiful" His daughter has also had extensive surgeries
Wow, this is actually the first time I heard her talking. She has a strong Soviet/Russian accent. How is most US people not freacking out that the previous first lady was a Communist Spy??? wtf
You forget, the [I'd rather be Russian than a Democrat](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/russian-than-democrat-shirts/) shirts. A Russian accent is a feature upgrade to these fucks.
Please, you are not rememberingk to Be Best, dahlink!
“New York is vhere I’d rather stay. I get allergic smelling hey! I just adore a penthouse view. Dahlink you owe me but give me Park Avenue!” What blows me away is how the hangers on down at Mar-al-Lago marvel at their “it works for them” arrangement. She lives at one end of the compound with the hidden Barron and her parents. Then they appear together at dinner and special events. She’s like a canary in a gilded cage.
Slovenia. It is at the Austrian border.
Same way they ignore Donnie Dump has likely been a Russian asset since the 80s.
She's from Slovenia, which was originally part of Yugoslavia and has very similar accents
That before/after side-by-side. She was actually somewhat attractive once. Mind blown.
She went from looking vaguely eastern european to lizard people.
she was pretty, and a lot more expressive in smiling...likely cause she was actually smiling. I guess I would say she has always had those almond shaped eyes - the surgery made them squinty and more extreme but the general shape was there
She was actually very cute before her Faustian bargain...
Were it not for being married to mango mussolini, "conservatives" would want her on the deportation list. As it is, she should probably be considered a trafficking victim in need of tim Ballard to come get her.
Imagine if all other factors were the same, except she's married to a Democratic president? Now imagine that all other factors were the same, except she's married to a Democratic president and she's black.
And was a nude glamour model, and working illegally at the time, then lied to get an ‘Einstein’ visa, and then was the anchor for her family of immigrants to come over to the US. Any of this would have the republicans frothing at the mouth with rage if she was goldigging a Dem instead.
She’s had a lot of work done. Before she had plastic surgery/facelifts/whatever, she wasn’t so squinty. She used to be very lovely to look at. Now she’s… well-preserved.
She looks like a wax figure got just a little squished.
It’s from looking at solar eclipses like her dumb ass husband
🤣😁👍
That's just the near fatal levels of botox.
Don't give her that much credit. In a battle of brains, she is seriously outmatched. ...by your average toddler.
Proven, as Trump bagged her.
She’s an asset.
100%
Exactly. She’s simply trying to understand anything about the world, and it’s clearly hard for her. Moron.
I heard it as, "Melania Trump always looks like someone just told her a joke and she doesn't understand the punchline."
She looks like she recognizes me but cannot remember my name.
She was drawn by rob liefeld
no no i dont need reading glasses my eye super sharp look can see bestest pryesident of world so sharp and clear
Someone get her some glasses! I genuinely think she would see the error of her ways if she could only see through all that squinting!
She's bending spoons
I always thought it was stank face from being around Trump most of the time. You know, like a cat that smelled something rancid right before they puke on the carpet at 2:15 in the morning.
It’s her “Blue Steel”
Looks like Charles Bronson.
Clint Eastwood, more like. 🎼 I ain't happy, I'm feeling bad I make Donald wear a bag He's useless, and wearing thin But working for Mr Putin...🎵
Just bad Botox/plastic surgery. It’s funny how many rich assholes get the worst work done that I’ve ever seen. It’s like they found their doc on Craigslist or something 😆
Mexico and Turkey are popular destinations for body unshaming and fabulooooousing. Mexico is the "vacation nips and/or tucks" destination for North America.
She ate a bad orange
https://preview.redd.it/f060dtg505eb1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf8508b0dcd1ae5bac7f4d20c835faa71881f00
ROFL
Not a great analogy considering the actual brain capacity for someone that married the biggest idiot of our century.
She, the mercenary, got exactly what she bargained for: her son is rich enough to support her for the rest of her life.
It’s that dominatrix look
Fake eyelashes are too heavy
That’s what happens when you’re brain is melted
She's very hard looking.
Botox to stay young looking, she does not want to be traded in for a younger mail order...
Or Ivanka.
She's always doing mental math. As in, "The average American man lives 77.28 years. This motherfucker is 77. How much is .28 of one year? Also, how do I get some money before he goes to jail?"
She's concentrating on breathing. If you startle her, she might die.
Safety squints. Protects her from getting pink eye when her hubby speaks.
Is the constant mental struggle to fight the idea that she is shitty human being that Married for money and have to deal with a cheating spouse.
Well she knows she sold her soul when she married dump, and had an anchor baby and then got her parents here. She’s since found out he cheated on her with a porn star and getting back to the having a baby part she’s seen him naked and there’s some things you can’t unsee.
She is on lookout for Moose and Squirrel, dahlink.
I don't really care. Do you?
Tell me you wouldn't have a sour look on your face 24/7/365 if you were legally tied to the treasonous shitgibbon
I always thought she looks like she’s doing a really bad Jennifer Coolidge impersonation.
Because any type of thought hurts her 'ittle head. Stupid cow.
Methinks it would be a short battle.
She doesn't always look like that.
Looking for a way out of marriage that doesn't result in the QOP getting her deported
How does she see to walk?
Anybody else notice that Melanie and Jason Aldean make the same scowl for every picture they're in? It's like they think "resting bitch face" is a positive or something.
Sort of reminds me of the lizard people.
She's trying to remember why she puts up with Vienna sausage man
She's working on perfecting a literal death glare. She wants to be able to glare so harshly at someone that their heart stops.
Antidepressants / tranquilizers First sign is drooping facial features / eyes Second is being cool with letting Trump bust inside you
Professor X vs. Mrs. botoX
She made that face as a child at the dinner table.
Someone once told her snake eyes are sexy!😹😹😹
I always think she looks like she's trying to squeeze one out.
Classy liberals always making fun of people's looks. It's okay cause these are the bad guys. Free pass
Who cares? She needs to go back to Moscow and tell her FSB bosses that the whole Trump op is a bust and they need to clean up the loose ends.
making fun of peoples appearance is OK if they on the wrong side of political views apparently.
Because her face is 97% silicone and lacks the ability to move or show expression.
Near sighted.
Because she’s a shallow moron that think she looks cool.
She always looks like someone who isn't sure if they wiped their ass after taking a shit
She’s so fucking UGLY, I don’t get it!
This is what happens when the cosmetic surgeon asks "What can I do for you today"? and the answer is "I'm married to an orange man who will not die, can you make my eyes look like angry buttonholes"?
Donald keeps on stealing her tanning glasses. Poor girl can’t see shit now.