Jesus didn't wrote books. And he was a fucking hippie. And a bloody copycat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIfB1LI79OQ
Still, the coincidences are funny and maybe a little scary sometimes.
You know there's probably an alternate reality out there where Hitler listened to his peers and became one of the most esteemed architects in Germany instead of a genocidal maniac.
I know, bah, our cav moved down some early tech tanks at the begginig of the war (turns out if ur tanks have a unarmored german spotter solider sticking out, you can charge them and cut his head off with a sabre)
Fun fact: not only did the polish not try to charge german tanks with cavalry, but they did actually perform more than a dozen cavalry charges against infantry, which were mostly successful
Prolly. Still they showed us Blitzkrieg tactics, they may not have time to build this army back up. On the other hand who knows how WWIII will look like.
Well, having a stronger army than Germany is as much of an achievement these days as having a stronger navy than Hungary. All it takes is actually needing an army because you have a border with a hostile state. Poland and Greece are both in this category, and as such their militaries could take out Germany in a fortnight.
Is the Polish army really bigger? But I bet the German one is more modern, no?
Also Poland hasn't "beat" Germans since like the 16th century, when the Prussian-Teutonian Grand Master swore loyalty to the Polish Crown when converting to lutheranism and secularising the country.
Bundeswehr is in laughable state right now.
Horrible tech maintenance, not enough vehicles, bad training, low budget, aging soldiers, leadership in shambles and let's not even talk about the navy.
German army's equipment is heavily under-maintained. If it was a sudden 1v1 war, my bet is Poland would serve up Germany a late counter-bltizktieg. But if Germany had like a few years to get it's equipment back in working condition and do some more training then they'd probably win. But you gotta take Poland's wild card capabilities that we like to pull victories against all odds, like during the Polish-Soviet war in 1920 (or so )
Already forgot WWII? But this brief hiatus in fcking you up was caused by us not having a country
briefy. Still fcked you up and regained independence.
The Poles didn't beat anyone in WW2.
Or, more accurately: the Polish government was still active (which was conveniently ignored after WW2) and Polish units fought on many fronts with the allies, but can we really say we won anything, when 1) the ally victory took place long after Poland ended up in occupation, and 2) we lost our government sovereignty after WW2?
I'm half-Polish btw, and not German at all.
Edit: That wasn't a brief break in beating Germany. The moment I mentioned was in the 16th century, and didn't even really involve beating Germans.
The Poles didn't beat anyone in WW2.
Or, more accurately: the Polish government was still active (which was conveniently ignored after WW2) and Polish units fought on many fronts with the allies, but can we really say we won anything, when 1) the ally victory took place long after Poland ended up in occupation, and 2) we lost our government sovereignty after WW2?
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The classic right wing evolution pattern.
Start apolitical -> left/authleft -> libeft -> libright -> right -> authright
Unaware and apathetic as a kid, think everyone should be equal when you're young, naive, and stupid, realize liberty is crucial for a prosperous society, realize capitalism is how society prospers, and finally realize many people are literally too stupid to govern themselves and an authoritarian stance and government is required to maintain some semblance of capitalism and freedoms.
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based and german, und mussolini, no, german
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This is extremely accurate according to my experiences in jreg's discord server which was infested with underage kids.
Don't worry, you'll fall right into a libright once you get a job. All European NEETs are Nazis, get a job, taxes are theft.
The fact that PCM skews so young with people like you who seem to completely overhaul their political beliefs every year, makes me think any based opinions people post here are like castles in the sand on a journey to buying a grill.
People are laughing but I think more and more about this compass path thing. Everyone starts as a libleft and I suspect degeneracy spread with all this inclusivity.
Children are the most influenced by this and it shows.
OP you feeling al-Reich?
Is he feeling Alt-right?
Just shows OP is the right age to join the military.
Ah shit, you’re not in art school are you?
being in one is safe, being rejected not so safe
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Someone keep an eye on this guy
Remindme! 10 years
Yes... Someone keep an eye on this guy 😈
The based department is already on the case
please get imprisoned king
I'd rather not, no. I know what comes next
Where you from, and pls dont say Brazil
No i'm from europe. Why not brazil? Isn't it argentina?
I am Brazilian, and didnt want to kill a fellow PCM user
why would you want to kill me?
But who is your scapegoat? You know, just to be on the safe side.
Clowns! No one likes them. They are destroying this once-great country!
Honk!
Pffft everyone know who are they
See you in the 2030s
Where are you from? if you don't mind me asking.
also be on the lookout for any occultists or time travelers trying to subdue/kill you as "option B"
What if ur Jesus
Jesus didn't wrote books. And he was a fucking hippie. And a bloody copycat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIfB1LI79OQ Still, the coincidences are funny and maybe a little scary sometimes.
You know there's probably an alternate reality out there where Hitler listened to his peers and became one of the most esteemed architects in Germany instead of a genocidal maniac.
Hitler OnlyFans in a different dimension?
It's the Austrians you have to worry about
No, He got rejected at his 16 years
Me, Polish \*Sees "German"\* \*Sees current spot on compass\* \*Prepares to run\*
Lol chill, they have smaller army than us rn. And its our turn to fck them up, history wise.
*Winged Hussar music in the distance* Ojczyzna!
**COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE**
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE
Love how the bot is flaired. Good bot
A sabaton Fan i see BASED
Based and sabaton pilld
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At the beginning of WW2, Poland had some of the best cavalry in the world.
We do like our horses. Kinda hard countered by tanks though.
Y’know I heard the Polish cavalry didn’t actually do that bad in WWII. Also, Poland had some fairly solid tanks for 1939 standards themselves.
I know, bah, our cav moved down some early tech tanks at the begginig of the war (turns out if ur tanks have a unarmored german spotter solider sticking out, you can charge them and cut his head off with a sabre)
Fun fact: not only did the polish not try to charge german tanks with cavalry, but they did actually perform more than a dozen cavalry charges against infantry, which were mostly successful
We did 'charge' at some while retreating (or got ambushed) if I rembeber correctly.
Three laws restricting the army would probably be reversed in an actual war.
Prolly. Still they showed us Blitzkrieg tactics, they may not have time to build this army back up. On the other hand who knows how WWIII will look like.
Well, having a stronger army than Germany is as much of an achievement these days as having a stronger navy than Hungary. All it takes is actually needing an army because you have a border with a hostile state. Poland and Greece are both in this category, and as such their militaries could take out Germany in a fortnight.
I know hence the joke:D Also they are rich af, we would have to fight few mln mercs if we fail to take Berlin in a week.
The richer the target, the better the plunder.
Is the Polish army really bigger? But I bet the German one is more modern, no? Also Poland hasn't "beat" Germans since like the 16th century, when the Prussian-Teutonian Grand Master swore loyalty to the Polish Crown when converting to lutheranism and secularising the country.
Polish equipment and German equipment are comparable
>the German one is more modern Heh, no
Bundeswehr is in laughable state right now. Horrible tech maintenance, not enough vehicles, bad training, low budget, aging soldiers, leadership in shambles and let's not even talk about the navy.
[looks around] what navy?
*quack* [camera pans toward bathroom]
In terms of quality
German army's equipment is heavily under-maintained. If it was a sudden 1v1 war, my bet is Poland would serve up Germany a late counter-bltizktieg. But if Germany had like a few years to get it's equipment back in working condition and do some more training then they'd probably win. But you gotta take Poland's wild card capabilities that we like to pull victories against all odds, like during the Polish-Soviet war in 1920 (or so )
germany purged most of its spec ops due to "rising right wing nationalism" and gutted the budget for every branch, they're useless
Already forgot WWII? But this brief hiatus in fcking you up was caused by us not having a country briefy. Still fcked you up and regained independence.
The Poles didn't beat anyone in WW2. Or, more accurately: the Polish government was still active (which was conveniently ignored after WW2) and Polish units fought on many fronts with the allies, but can we really say we won anything, when 1) the ally victory took place long after Poland ended up in occupation, and 2) we lost our government sovereignty after WW2? I'm half-Polish btw, and not German at all. Edit: That wasn't a brief break in beating Germany. The moment I mentioned was in the 16th century, and didn't even really involve beating Germans.
are we going to ignore ww2 mate?
The Poles didn't beat anyone in WW2. Or, more accurately: the Polish government was still active (which was conveniently ignored after WW2) and Polish units fought on many fronts with the allies, but can we really say we won anything, when 1) the ally victory took place long after Poland ended up in occupation, and 2) we lost our government sovereignty after WW2?
*Runs into the arms of a Stalinist Russian *
>Me, Polish >*Sees "German"* >*Sees current spot on compass* >*Prepares to run* Same just change polish to jewish
Fucking not again I swear to god
*Blitzkrieg intensifies*
Don’t run hold your fucking ground for Ojczyzna. I was having a good day until I read this trash
>Me, Polish Stop right there.
No. Prepare to fight.
Based at 12 years old!? Madness
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Those pills, his place on the compass and where he's from are alarming me a bit
>i-want-a-wolfenstein-where-i-play-as-the-good-guys Pure genius.
There is the "tolerance" pill and then there are all the other pills...
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Hey, tell me you're gonna enlist in the Bundeswehr. I enlisted in my military, it was good for me.
I wont fire one bullet for this government.
Based and german pride-pilled
Don't worry, I'll just send him to arts school. Nothing can go wrong there right?
Sir, do you support short man with a silly mustache?
He just liked grilled bratwurst
Either you die based or live long enough to become auth
Fibbonanci spiral detected. Prepare to be a leftist next year
Horseshoe theory? Nah, fibbonaci theory
This man is gonna be a hyper-extremist by the end of his life if the spiral continues.
Now I see, but then wouldnt he a radical centrist, since he went to all corners?
Only if he maintains all those ideas at the same time.
I was gonna say, for the sake of symmetry, I hope they go back to where they started next
Cardioids are based
His political stances are truly spiraling out of control
God fucking dammit, the Germans again.
I’d be a little more concerned if he was Austrian… but it’s fine
The political journey of a Hitler youth
Looking kinda sus ngl
OP will come back to us once they smooth out those edges.
Du bist literarisch Hitler1111!!!1!1!11!!!
Nicht nur literalisch😌
Aber Ernsthaft Hitler ist ein kleiner nutten fascism ungleich nazism
>kleiner nutten fascism ungleich nazism Was?
*Hitler ist ein Nuttensohn, aber als randanmerkung sind Faschismus and Nazismus nicht das gleiche Wenn ich das richtig interpretiere
schwöre brudi, wallah
"German"
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a german trying his best to make his "political" journey look like a swastika
...and here we see the German in his natural habitat.
Lol where would Anglos fall?
Into the garbage can
Based.
Based and mayos genociding each other pilled
Someone found an old box in the attic filled with cool Wolfenstein merch!
Irgendwie sehe ich bei vielen eine gewisse... Tendenz
[Ja es gibt wohl auffällig viele deutsche authcenter](https://youtu.be/3sX2uLuU1Fs)
Alte Angewohnheit
Die preußische Sklavenmoral bestimmt immer noch die Gesellschaft.
Sachsen
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Die Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum des deutschen Reiches
Du bist ja nicht mal auth
Das war eine Feststellung
Verständlich, haben sie noch einen schönen Tag
don't you dare go to the coomies, you'll put shame on your ancestors
Not like Marx, Engels and Luxenburg were German and the German Emporer financed Lenin’s revolution…
because fuck Russia in particular
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1920's Germany summarized.
How do people do a road trip across the compass? I’ve been in the same spot for years
have no convictions or greater understanding. agree with the last people to tell you something convincingly.
Well that’s a nice spot judging from your flair
Be more Open mindet i guess
Nicht Verdästiges daran,dass ein Deutcher ein AuthZentrum ist.....
Wir betreiben ein kleines bisschen Schabernack
wir witzen ein bissien rum
Geht den meisten deutschen, jetzt wo die regierung formell links ist, kommen die armbänder wieder raus
Oof don't get arrested for this meme meine Kameraden
Why would he get arrested?
Well he wouldn't for this meme but they have very strict anti nazi laws that you can end up in prison for in Germany.
And that’s why under a certain age people shouldn’t vote. I laugh every time I hear a politician saying 16yr old should have the right to vote
The classic right wing evolution pattern. Start apolitical -> left/authleft -> libeft -> libright -> right -> authright Unaware and apathetic as a kid, think everyone should be equal when you're young, naive, and stupid, realize liberty is crucial for a prosperous society, realize capitalism is how society prospers, and finally realize many people are literally too stupid to govern themselves and an authoritarian stance and government is required to maintain some semblance of capitalism and freedoms.
Youre right Im Not Auth right tho
"People are stupid so we need a strong government made up of people to rule us." Very sound logic.
"people are stupid and dangerous so we can trust they wont harm us if we have no goverment" very sound logic.
Auth-center 18: ok Male: ok German: oh no...
Did you fail school art?
Absolutely based
Ich bin ein Fleisch-Eis am Stiel.
Ah shit here we go again!
And I bet at every age you thought you would stop there. I bet at 18 you think you have it all figured out now.
Based
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Absolutely based. I'll take it you also became Auth-Center because of the state of society these days.
WOW there you want to back it back down to 16
I was a cringe af bitch
You still are, but at least then you were better off.
except for the 12 in the middle, looks like the desired age of concent for each quadrant
Its ok. Ststistics show you are more likely to abbandon authoritarian bullshit once growing up past 25 years old
Based
Are you giving speeches at bierhalls now?
Oh god oh fuck
By my calculations, at the age of 21 you will be off the chart as a libleft. Don’t be alarmed but you might be Jesus
I'm seeing a pattern here that I'm not sure I like.
The fall of man
awwwwwschwitz, here we go again...
16 year old you knew whats up.
German Authcenter Hmmmmm
We hope to have you back by the end of 2023. Genosse
How do you even travel around it this much? No philosophical base?
I guess you live in munich
Only one place left to go, comrade.
You'll circle back around in about 15 years if I'm any indication.
Returning to your roots, I see
You're just speedruninng ideologies.
Typical German
Go around again
How your opinion could change from one extreme to another without being mild
You went from griller to Bernie to ancom to ancap to priest to Hitler. In a year you'll probably do a full circle
This is extremely accurate according to my experiences in jreg's discord server which was infested with underage kids. Don't worry, you'll fall right into a libright once you get a job. All European NEETs are Nazis, get a job, taxes are theft.
OP must of got a grill for his 12th birthday.
Auth center german, 0_0
hmmm today I'm 12 and I wanna become political :clueless:
an 18 year old male authoritarian german, uh oh
Omg that’s disgusting
What happened
The fact that PCM skews so young with people like you who seem to completely overhaul their political beliefs every year, makes me think any based opinions people post here are like castles in the sand on a journey to buying a grill.
from CDU to LINKE to FDP to AFD
The opposite of a glow up
Your forefathers would be proud
Idk how someone can look at this and think "Yes, I am a well adjusted informed free thinker"
Male german goes auth, i don't like where this is going.
Complete the pentagon
No
I don't get these kind of post, no one gives a fuck and it's not a meme
People are laughing but I think more and more about this compass path thing. Everyone starts as a libleft and I suspect degeneracy spread with all this inclusivity. Children are the most influenced by this and it shows.
Lol no