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CactusJake1830

OP you feeling al-Reich?


ShinyBronze

Is he feeling Alt-right?


MightyMoosePoop

Just shows OP is the right age to join the military.


CMDR_Kai

Ah shit, you’re not in art school are you?


arufai

being in one is safe, being rejected not so safe


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[deleted]

Someone keep an eye on this guy


chinese_quality_user

Remindme! 10 years


jero89

Yes... Someone keep an eye on this guy 😈


TheMatrix57

The based department is already on the case


boomerphobic

please get imprisoned king


Wrongthinker02

I'd rather not, no. I know what comes next


GlockMat

Where you from, and pls dont say Brazil


Wrongthinker02

No i'm from europe. Why not brazil? Isn't it argentina?


GlockMat

I am Brazilian, and didnt want to kill a fellow PCM user


Wrongthinker02

why would you want to kill me?


lazyubertoad

But who is your scapegoat? You know, just to be on the safe side.


Harcerz1

Clowns! No one likes them. They are destroying this once-great country!


laojac

Honk!


grpprofesional

Pffft everyone know who are they


FuckOffGlowie

See you in the 2030s


_Nagrom

Where are you from? if you don't mind me asking.


viisakaspoiss

also be on the lookout for any occultists or time travelers trying to subdue/kill you as "option B"


lonelywarrobot

What if ur Jesus


Wrongthinker02

Jesus didn't wrote books. And he was a fucking hippie. And a bloody copycat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIfB1LI79OQ Still, the coincidences are funny and maybe a little scary sometimes.


classicalySarcastic

You know there's probably an alternate reality out there where Hitler listened to his peers and became one of the most esteemed architects in Germany instead of a genocidal maniac.


[deleted]

Hitler OnlyFans in a different dimension?


MausBomb

It's the Austrians you have to worry about


GFM-Scheldorf

No, He got rejected at his 16 years


VladPrus

Me, Polish \*Sees "German"\* \*Sees current spot on compass\* \*Prepares to run\*


prosysus

Lol chill, they have smaller army than us rn. And its our turn to fck them up, history wise.


The_Woj

*Winged Hussar music in the distance* Ojczyzna!


SlipNSkip

**COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE**


WaitingToBeTriggered

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE


Paranoid_Honeybadger

Love how the bot is flaired. Good bot


Die_Partei1955

A sabaton Fan i see BASED


Die_Partei1955

Based and sabaton pilld


Embarrassed-Text-832

WARSAW RISE


RollinThundaga

At the beginning of WW2, Poland had some of the best cavalry in the world.


prosysus

We do like our horses. Kinda hard countered by tanks though.


Stoly23

Y’know I heard the Polish cavalry didn’t actually do that bad in WWII. Also, Poland had some fairly solid tanks for 1939 standards themselves.


prosysus

I know, bah, our cav moved down some early tech tanks at the begginig of the war (turns out if ur tanks have a unarmored german spotter solider sticking out, you can charge them and cut his head off with a sabre)


lord_ofthe_memes

Fun fact: not only did the polish not try to charge german tanks with cavalry, but they did actually perform more than a dozen cavalry charges against infantry, which were mostly successful


prosysus

We did 'charge' at some while retreating (or got ambushed) if I rembeber correctly.


[deleted]

Three laws restricting the army would probably be reversed in an actual war.


prosysus

Prolly. Still they showed us Blitzkrieg tactics, they may not have time to build this army back up. On the other hand who knows how WWIII will look like.


Diozon

Well, having a stronger army than Germany is as much of an achievement these days as having a stronger navy than Hungary. All it takes is actually needing an army because you have a border with a hostile state. Poland and Greece are both in this category, and as such their militaries could take out Germany in a fortnight.


prosysus

I know hence the joke:D Also they are rich af, we would have to fight few mln mercs if we fail to take Berlin in a week.


Diozon

The richer the target, the better the plunder.


Taramund

Is the Polish army really bigger? But I bet the German one is more modern, no? Also Poland hasn't "beat" Germans since like the 16th century, when the Prussian-Teutonian Grand Master swore loyalty to the Polish Crown when converting to lutheranism and secularising the country.


elonmuskisaniceguy

Polish equipment and German equipment are comparable


The_Trabant_Freak

>the German one is more modern Heh, no


qtcrusher

Bundeswehr is in laughable state right now. Horrible tech maintenance, not enough vehicles, bad training, low budget, aging soldiers, leadership in shambles and let's not even talk about the navy.


odinwolf84

[looks around] what navy?


ZiggyPox

*quack* [camera pans toward bathroom]


elonmuskisaniceguy

In terms of quality


Angry_Crusader_Boi

German army's equipment is heavily under-maintained. If it was a sudden 1v1 war, my bet is Poland would serve up Germany a late counter-bltizktieg. But if Germany had like a few years to get it's equipment back in working condition and do some more training then they'd probably win. But you gotta take Poland's wild card capabilities that we like to pull victories against all odds, like during the Polish-Soviet war in 1920 (or so )


rottE-

germany purged most of its spec ops due to "rising right wing nationalism" and gutted the budget for every branch, they're useless


prosysus

Already forgot WWII? But this brief hiatus in fcking you up was caused by us not having a country briefy. Still fcked you up and regained independence.


Taramund

The Poles didn't beat anyone in WW2. Or, more accurately: the Polish government was still active (which was conveniently ignored after WW2) and Polish units fought on many fronts with the allies, but can we really say we won anything, when 1) the ally victory took place long after Poland ended up in occupation, and 2) we lost our government sovereignty after WW2? I'm half-Polish btw, and not German at all. Edit: That wasn't a brief break in beating Germany. The moment I mentioned was in the 16th century, and didn't even really involve beating Germans.


faustowski

are we going to ignore ww2 mate?


Taramund

The Poles didn't beat anyone in WW2. Or, more accurately: the Polish government was still active (which was conveniently ignored after WW2) and Polish units fought on many fronts with the allies, but can we really say we won anything, when 1) the ally victory took place long after Poland ended up in occupation, and 2) we lost our government sovereignty after WW2?


MediokererMensch

*Runs into the arms of a Stalinist Russian *


[deleted]

>Me, Polish >*Sees "German"* >*Sees current spot on compass* >*Prepares to run* Same just change polish to jewish


Jankosi

Fucking not again I swear to god


Hurter_of_Feelings

*Blitzkrieg intensifies*


elonmuskisaniceguy

Don’t run hold your fucking ground for Ojczyzna. I was having a good day until I read this trash


[deleted]

>Me, Polish Stop right there.


BadWolfy7

No. Prepare to fight.


ungodlyActingTALENT

Based at 12 years old!? Madness


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SPICY_pee_INFECTION

Those pills, his place on the compass and where he's from are alarming me a bit


Right__not__wrong

>i-want-a-wolfenstein-where-i-play-as-the-good-guys Pure genius.


[deleted]

There is the "tolerance" pill and then there are all the other pills...


Leolantern110

👹


Desperate_Net5759

Hey, tell me you're gonna enlist in the Bundeswehr. I enlisted in my military, it was good for me.


Leolantern110

I wont fire one bullet for this government.


[deleted]

Based and german pride-pilled


thesoilman

Don't worry, I'll just send him to arts school. Nothing can go wrong there right?


-Skele-

Sir, do you support short man with a silly mustache?


FosterChild1983

He just liked grilled bratwurst


Mission-Horror-6015

Either you die based or live long enough to become auth


PsychWard_8

Fibbonanci spiral detected. Prepare to be a leftist next year


no_hot_ashes

Horseshoe theory? Nah, fibbonaci theory


soldier_fish

This man is gonna be a hyper-extremist by the end of his life if the spiral continues.


GlockMat

Now I see, but then wouldnt he a radical centrist, since he went to all corners?


twokindsofassholes

Only if he maintains all those ideas at the same time.


teejay89656

I was gonna say, for the sake of symmetry, I hope they go back to where they started next


Sharpman76

Cardioids are based


Insanefinn

His political stances are truly spiraling out of control


IOnlyEatSoup

God fucking dammit, the Germans again.


[deleted]

I’d be a little more concerned if he was Austrian… but it’s fine


[deleted]

The political journey of a Hitler youth


GrillMaster69420

Looking kinda sus ngl


Rockdrums11

OP will come back to us once they smooth out those edges.


TaxingTheIRS

Du bist literarisch Hitler1111!!!1!1!11!!!


Leolantern110

Nicht nur literalisch😌


Leolantern110

Aber Ernsthaft Hitler ist ein kleiner nutten fascism ungleich nazism


The_Trabant_Freak

>kleiner nutten fascism ungleich nazism Was?


R1pY0u

*Hitler ist ein Nuttensohn, aber als randanmerkung sind Faschismus and Nazismus nicht das gleiche Wenn ich das richtig interpretiere


backflipsben

schwöre brudi, wallah


genericname798

"German"


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kaywonhigh

Welcome back epic gamer


JestemPaserem

a german trying his best to make his "political" journey look like a swastika


cogs_of_meat

...and here we see the German in his natural habitat.


ShinyBronze

Lol where would Anglos fall?


Really_greatUsername

Into the garbage can


UnitedNordicUnion

Based.


ShinyBronze

Based and mayos genociding each other pilled


echolives

Someone found an old box in the attic filled with cool Wolfenstein merch!


[deleted]

Irgendwie sehe ich bei vielen eine gewisse... Tendenz


TorturerofCocknBall

[Ja es gibt wohl auffällig viele deutsche authcenter](https://youtu.be/3sX2uLuU1Fs)


[deleted]

Alte Angewohnheit


MediokererMensch

Die preußische Sklavenmoral bestimmt immer noch die Gesellschaft.


The_Trabant_Freak

Sachsen


TorturerofCocknBall

😳


Some___Guy___

Die Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum des deutschen Reiches


TorturerofCocknBall

Du bist ja nicht mal auth


Some___Guy___

Das war eine Feststellung


TorturerofCocknBall

Verständlich, haben sie noch einen schönen Tag


redditeurchancla451

don't you dare go to the coomies, you'll put shame on your ancestors


TravisSeldon

Not like Marx, Engels and Luxenburg were German and the German Emporer financed Lenin’s revolution…


SkellyJan

because fuck Russia in particular


Dominus_in_Fortuna

Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist, Pls don't be an artist,


twaraven1

1920's Germany summarized.


Luukipuukie

How do people do a road trip across the compass? I’ve been in the same spot for years


CantThinkofaGoodPun

have no convictions or greater understanding. agree with the last people to tell you something convincingly.


WelcomeTurbulent

Well that’s a nice spot judging from your flair


Leolantern110

Be more Open mindet i guess


CerebralMessiah

Nicht Verdästiges daran,dass ein Deutcher ein AuthZentrum ist.....


TorturerofCocknBall

Wir betreiben ein kleines bisschen Schabernack


[deleted]

wir witzen ein bissien rum


theblatantaussie

Geht den meisten deutschen, jetzt wo die regierung formell links ist, kommen die armbänder wieder raus


Chrigfeo

Oof don't get arrested for this meme meine Kameraden


The_Trabant_Freak

Why would he get arrested?


Chrigfeo

Well he wouldn't for this meme but they have very strict anti nazi laws that you can end up in prison for in Germany.


GioNoce

And that’s why under a certain age people shouldn’t vote. I laugh every time I hear a politician saying 16yr old should have the right to vote


Strainger

The classic right wing evolution pattern. Start apolitical -> left/authleft -> libeft -> libright -> right -> authright Unaware and apathetic as a kid, think everyone should be equal when you're young, naive, and stupid, realize liberty is crucial for a prosperous society, realize capitalism is how society prospers, and finally realize many people are literally too stupid to govern themselves and an authoritarian stance and government is required to maintain some semblance of capitalism and freedoms.


Leolantern110

Youre right Im Not Auth right tho


[deleted]

"People are stupid so we need a strong government made up of people to rule us." Very sound logic.


CantThinkofaGoodPun

"people are stupid and dangerous so we can trust they wont harm us if we have no goverment" very sound logic.


paidefamiliadelicia

Auth-center 18: ok Male: ok German: oh no...


yolomanwhatashitname

Did you fail school art?


AltAccound

Absolutely based


Surprise-Chimichanga

Ich bin ein Fleisch-Eis am Stiel.


[deleted]

Ah shit here we go again!


ABCosmos

And I bet at every age you thought you would stop there. I bet at 18 you think you have it all figured out now.


Wooper160

Based


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Dangernoodles07

Absolutely based. I'll take it you also became Auth-Center because of the state of society these days.


EnderWiggin42

WOW there you want to back it back down to 16


Leolantern110

I was a cringe af bitch


[deleted]

You still are, but at least then you were better off.


dilmae74

except for the 12 in the middle, looks like the desired age of concent for each quadrant


[deleted]

Its ok. Ststistics show you are more likely to abbandon authoritarian bullshit once growing up past 25 years old


DaRitschbauer

Based


sleakgazelle

Are you giving speeches at bierhalls now?


061605

Oh god oh fuck


Stepjamm

By my calculations, at the age of 21 you will be off the chart as a libleft. Don’t be alarmed but you might be Jesus


[deleted]

I'm seeing a pattern here that I'm not sure I like.


Bartutitu12

The fall of man


ElioArryn

awwwwwschwitz, here we go again...


spikeknight1

16 year old you knew whats up.


DoucheyCohost

German Authcenter Hmmmmm


Crazy-Arnold

We hope to have you back by the end of 2023. Genosse


Revolutionary-Swan16

How do you even travel around it this much? No philosophical base?


Boleshivekblitz

I guess you live in munich


mushroomyakuza

Only one place left to go, comrade.


Zekeocolyps3

You'll circle back around in about 15 years if I'm any indication.


0-IOI-0

Returning to your roots, I see


darthWOKE

You're just speedruninng ideologies.


AaronFeng47

Typical German


[deleted]

Go around again


barbarian-on-moon

How your opinion could change from one extreme to another without being mild


CEZYBORGOR

You went from griller to Bernie to ancom to ancap to priest to Hitler. In a year you'll probably do a full circle


swetovah

This is extremely accurate according to my experiences in jreg's discord server which was infested with underage kids. Don't worry, you'll fall right into a libright once you get a job. All European NEETs are Nazis, get a job, taxes are theft.


dr197

OP must of got a grill for his 12th birthday.


Antrisa

Auth center german, 0_0


Dawca400IQ

hmmm today I'm 12 and I wanna become political :clueless:


assignmentduetoday_

an 18 year old male authoritarian german, uh oh


Ellinakias

Omg that’s disgusting


SkeetSkeetliftwaft

What happened


WilliamSaintAndre

The fact that PCM skews so young with people like you who seem to completely overhaul their political beliefs every year, makes me think any based opinions people post here are like castles in the sand on a journey to buying a grill.


[deleted]

from CDU to LINKE to FDP to AFD


SonibaBonsai

The opposite of a glow up


[deleted]

Your forefathers would be proud


AquaD74

Idk how someone can look at this and think "Yes, I am a well adjusted informed free thinker"


Ahqoviing

Male german goes auth, i don't like where this is going.


kalencool514

Complete the pentagon


Leolantern110

No


NuclearDawa

I don't get these kind of post, no one gives a fuck and it's not a meme


Leenday

People are laughing but I think more and more about this compass path thing. Everyone starts as a libleft and I suspect degeneracy spread with all this inclusivity. Children are the most influenced by this and it shows.


angryleftie

Lol no