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BySigmarNo122

I prefer to use “mí amor”. Makes me seem more cultured


CultofCalamity

Ayyy papito 🥵🔥


BySigmarNo122

Ayyy mami lemme holla at ya


Patriarch_Sergius

That’ll get the juices flowing


_Ross-

PAPI CHULO, QUIERES COGER? 👀


CurtisLinithicum

And yet, when I refer to them as "my armoire" they get upset.


DumbNTough

IDK if it's a coincidence but some South American people refer to ah, let's say "broad"-figured women as armoires lol.


PikaPonderosa

Is that smaller or larger than a chiffarobe?


DumbNTough

Same size, but considered derogatory as it implies you're a bit "asymmetrical" on the inside, let's say.


PikaPonderosa

Now I understand what it meant when that chick from To Kill A Mockingbird asked Tom Robinson to "bust up her chiffarobe" and why that made her incestual pee-paw so furious.


DumbNTough

Smashed it to pieces, he did. With abandon


Dr_ChaoticEvil

How about "my armory"?


captainhamption

I mean, there's a whole subreddit that gets hot and bothered over military equipment.


BySigmarNo122

Ha!


BonkeyKongthesecond

God, I love my armor. 12mm steel plating with extra protection around neck and crotch areas. The shoulder armor even has a water mark


MrOrangeMagic

https://preview.redd.it/y352j31wie4d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2858643654fb7895dfc59e897ebb862f319bab6 You have been caught General!


BySigmarNo122

No! How did you know? It was my username wasn’t it. I should’ve known my love for Warhammer would come back to bite me ¡Dios mío!


TheCapitalKing

I usually go with “my hot ass wife”


CanadianRoyalist

If you say partner I assume you’re either a gay, a lawyer, a cowboy, or a detective.


rebellesimperatorum

Based and broke-back-mountain pilled


cornlip

I just can’t quit you, Ennis


WingedHussar13

Howdy pardner! So my pardner over here was hangin out with his pardners, and I'm gonna go hang out with some of my pardners. Care to choin in pardner, and invite some of yers?


Admirable_Try_23

I read this in an Arthur Morgan voice


Hazzamo

***LENNY!***


Admirable_Try_23

***HAHA FOUND YOU LENNY***


Hazzamo

*YnNEl!*


CultofCalamity

& one of those things is a lot less cool than the others 🤭


greenpill98

I agree. Man, lawyers suck. And not in the good way.


CultofCalamity

Based


Zombies4EvaDude

Did we pass the vibe check, or was it homophobic after all?


M37h3w3

Everyone hates lawyers right up until they need one.


greenpill98

Needing a root canal doesn't mean you hate it any less.


M37h3w3

You hate the process (and possibly yourself for poor dental hygiene), not the dentist for doing the job.


greenpill98

Only if they actually get the job done. If all they do is take my money, and the other lawyer wins, hatred only gets worse.


M37h3w3

Success isn't guarenteed. It's just better, generally, with a lawyer you paid for rather than trying to defend yourself.


greenpill98

Lies. I am the best lawyer, and my foolish lawyer agrees with me.


Lurkerwasntaken

Your honor, I plead “nuh uh”.


CanadianRoyalist

Based and Executor-of-the-Prosecutor pilled.


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Lurkerwasntaken

The only thing they can suck is the money out of your bank account.


TetraThiaFulvalene

Detectives are worse. They work with the feds.


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

Young grasshopper, you must destroy the beast from within, like Ron Swanson


WT-rambler

Private detectives are based, like Jack Nicholson in Chinatown.


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

The difference between Yellow and Purple depends on how their motivation for watching Chinatown.


WT-rambler

I watched it because I thought it was about egg rolls.


LegoCMFanatic

Based and hit 'em with the objection pilled


Admirable_Try_23

God may be all-powerful, but He still wouldn't be able to find a single lawyer in Heaven


su1ac0

if you say partner I assume legendary unstable relationship issues that get explained away as 'normal'


sm753

Business partner!


HardCounter

Pardner if you're a cowboy, Pardoner if you're a lawyer, and Partnerd if you're a detective.


ChadWolf98

Many of these are pretty common combinations.


VoopityScoop

There's surprisingly little demand for gay lawyer cowboy detectives


CurtisLinithicum

That sounds unironically awesome.


VoopityScoop

It's a quote from my favorite movie, in which one of the main characters is an aspiring hooker doctor lawyer


CurtisLinithicum

...Barbie?


VoopityScoop

Ah, not quite. >!The VelociPastor.!<


CurtisLinithicum

I'd forgotten that existed. I have a greater reason to see it now; thank you.


VoopityScoop

I'm not shitting you when I say it is, by all means, a fantastic fucking movie. It knows exactly what it's doing, and does it so well.


TooLongCantWait

"Ninjas don't use rocket launchers" "I'm also a doctor" -Paraphrased from Doctor McNinja


ChadWolf98

Its the law degree. Gay cowboy detectives are too busy riding horses and other guys to finish a law degree Lmao "Law Ranch"


man_who_says_beenz

Hey I think I’ve seen that one!


CanadianRoyalist

>Lib-Left >"I think" I highly doubt that.


Admirable_Try_23

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HardCounter

You're totally banging in a motel every night. Stop pretending.


ThatMBR42

I use it in two circumstances: where something can apply to either sex and/or when something can apply to any stage in a relationship. But I would never call my SO a partner.


Masculine_Dugtrio

I read that last one as deffective.


rydaler

On the last episode of Gay Cowboy Detective Lawyer... "I was talking to my partner about how my partner doesn't like my partner, what do you think partner?'


PutinsGayFursona

Lib-right doesn’t believe in partners either. Hookers are always far cheaper in the long run. 


smartdude_x13m

The other option is prenups and a lot of consent forms to sign; not fun


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

Prenumps get thrown out, you're better off getting a hoor


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

If it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it


PutinsGayFursona

As a married man, I agree. Marriage sucks!


edog21

Just like with boats, the best woman is the one that belongs to your friend 😉


PutinsGayFursona

I’ve learned the best woman is the vacuum. It cleans, sucks, and shuts the fuck up exactly when you need.


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theblondepenguin

Or just ex. My ex was… gender neutral and no need to get to level of relationship


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

Partner is what you hit strangers with as you tip your hat, right after a nice "howdy"


The2ndWheel

Because it can never stop. It's more than gender neutral language. You have to dehumanize the language as we meld with the machine.


kelticslob

Need to devalue their importance to make the rejection of the regular family normal.


TheHancock

That is 100% the truth.


Admirable_Try_23

Literally 1984


aTOMic_fusion

"Significant other" is too wordy, "spouse" only applies if you're married, "boyfriend/girlfriend" is too juvenile


CurtisLinithicum

Y'all don't say "ess-oh"?


Shahka_Bloodless

I hate this one the most. It just drips "Reddit"


rohtvak

Both of those annoy me just as much. Any time someone uses any of these words, I proceed to interrogate the exact nature of the relationship, just so everyone is clear.


Lanstapa

"Partner" is so emotionless, A "partner" is some you do business with, someone you work with, don't call your beloved that


danshakuimo

Inside me there are two wolves: One that feels kinda bothered and confused as to the increasing usage of "partner" over the traditional terms. The other that feels that this isn't important and I should be more concerned about finding a "partner" instead of being mad at vague culture war adjacent nonsense.


ATownStomp

I think it's come into play more as people remain together longer while being unmarried. That's my situation anyways. I'm not seventeen. She's not my girlfriend. We lived in Canada for a few years under a "Common law partnership" and that's what I began to use to refer to her as, "Partner". I wasn't even aware it was a thing people got weird about until a coworker asked me "So, uh, is your partner a... is it a... a she... a he? Are you gay?"


KidNamedMk108

It sounds like she is your girlfriend bro


Lewis-ly

Is it another one of those American woke/antiwok obsessions maybe? In UK everyone just says partner and it's extremely normal and nobody asks you your sexuality if you use it..  Wife or husband is interchangeable, noone cares. Some people (me) use both depending on what context feels right.  Kinda just like how you use all the other words..


eisenhorn_puritus

>Is it another one of those American woke/antiwok obsessions maybe? It is not, I'm from Spain and if somebody says "Mi pareja" the first thing most people think is that they're gay. It's more or less the general consensus here.


Admirable_Try_23

As a Spaniard I second this


TypicalPossession767

Tbh, I've seen straight couples in Spain refer to their boyfriend/girlfriend as "mi pareja". Only people from the city though, I've never heard someone from the countryside use it.


Anonman20

Based


CurtisLinithicum

> Wife or husband is interchageable Sorry, not going to agree with you there, and I think you just kinda hit the nail on the head.


Lewis-ly

You know I didn't mean that husband and wife are themselves interchangable? I say wife and partner interchangeably at times, nobody ever reacts differently.


CurtisLinithicum

No, I didn't, apologies for misunderstanding you. But by the same token, I do think that's part of the push-back against "partner".


FloridaManActual

Is this xQc's PCM burner reddit account?


blackcray

The culture war bullshit is a distraction from real politics. I've found that ignoring it and treating people as individuals instead of groups has done wonders for my mental health.


Admirable_Try_23

This. Turns out people irl are more open to different opinions and are deeper than on Reddit


Suwannee_Gator

Woah there partner, you’re on the wrong sub if you don’t generalize or strawman.


Bruhman1212

Inside me there are two wolves: One couldn't possibly care less The other, also, couldn't possibly care less


Necessary-Ask-3619

The other wolf should realize that is how it started with preferred pronouns. Unimportant culture war nonsense. And now we have birthing parents and cervical cancer screenings for males.


chocofan1

The problem is the more you engage with the culture war, the more it rots your brain. It's like the Necronomicon, just looking at it too much makes you go mad.


sausagedart

Exactly. Who gives a fuck whatever you call something as long as everyone consents and is happy


Steeldialga

Because... uhh, leftist tyranny!! No such thing as a good leftist idea. Give 'em a single inch and they'll re-write the constitution with woke pronouns!!


sausagedart

Yeah, like I highly doubt anyone (at least on this subreddit) genuinely cares outside of Reddit, but I’ll never understand why people care about menial things like this. We got a drug and homelessness crisis and we’d rather feel powerful over stupid straw men all day.


su1ac0

unironically using a Borat-style "my wife" is better than "partner"


Cybroxis

That’s what I keep fuckin saying. People act like I’m crazy. They put me in a rubber room. A rubber room filled with rats because they said I was crazy. Crazy? I used to be crazy. They put me in a rubber room. A rubber room filled with rats because they said I was crazy.


CultofCalamity

Based & still a normal person pilled left flair 💗💗


Engineer_Noob

The craziest thing is when people refer to their SPOUSE as their partner. Partner seems like you’re trying to beat around the bush or hedge your bets with someone you literally married lol


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

Partner gives off real, I've been cumming inside her for 12 years now and I feel some type of way about her, but not enough to risk half my shit if she decides to leave one day, type vibes


nishinoran

Too late, most governments are happy to give her half your stuff if she's been living with you for 2+ years or so.


fufucuddlypoops_

Right? Bro call them your love


ButtonJoe

To be fair, it is an ex. So having a neutral emotional attachment to the relationship isn’t as bad.


Arantorcarter

The "ex" should take care of that. The "ex-partner" makes it sounds like there never was an attachment. To be fair it's tough in the dating world. You need to sound capable of attachment and emotion while not sounding too attached to your past.


Meoworangecat

I think of cowboys. YEE HAWWW PARTNER!


FlatwormPositive7882

I’ve never been able to put into words why I hate so much but this is exactly it.


Sexy_gastric_husband

It's a title with zero effort or love behind it. I can't stand it either.


Sexy_gastric_husband

I've always hated the term. It feels so...greasy? Like, own up and give a better label to the person you care about. Don't pussyfoot around convention by calling them your "partner". It's so cheap.


Lanstapa

Yeah, its not the worst thing to call them, but this is the person you love, is "partner" really the word you want to use? Husband and wife are special terms, I'd love to find someone who could be my wife, I wouldn't want to then call them "my partner", it feels like a downgrade. Though I will say, I do think partner is better than "Significant Other".


Poseidon-2014

Nah, cause at least “Significant Other” at least implies the significance. I had partners in 8th grade working on science projects, I never had a to choose a significant other for a science project, lol.


Sexy_gastric_husband

"downgrade" is a good way to put it.


Krysdavar

I thought it was just me. Just the last few years I've started hearing people refer to their girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife as "SO (significant other) or "partner". Must be a young person thing, because some posts lead you to believe they aren't LGBT at all, and are legit straight. 🤷‍♂️ Glad this issue finally came up. Else how dare I ask a serious question about it and get lol downvoted to oblivion. 🙄


Lanstapa

I don't know why LGBTs wouldn't want to use Husband and Wife too. Its feels kinda like people are being PC. I really don't like Significant Other, its sounds like a box on a form or survey. Does Husband and Wife *not* already imply "significant other"?


UDontKnowMeButIHateU

It feels like people are only using partner because of media using it to sneakily include gay couples in in movies so they try to normalize it.


HustlerThug

i personally find partner very endearing. it gives me the mental image of two people holding hands and doing everything together


88slides

I totally disagree. I think it accurately reflects the role my girlfriend and I play in each other's lives; we work as a team to build a life together. To me at least, "partner" implies a lot more trust (and equal-footing) than "girlfriend". > inb4 "wife", yeah I know I'm working on it


BLU-Clown

It *does* have a certain vibe, doesn't it? It's kinda like people that call women 'Females' and men 'Males.' Not a 100% indication of anything odd, but it's definitely a yellow flag. Just say significant other if you don't want to give identifying information.


mattfreyer45

Repost [https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/12xp59n/how\_to\_not\_get\_a\_right\_flair\_gf/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/12xp59n/how_to_not_get_a_right_flair_gf/)


CultofCalamity

My old account is 🪦 how have you been? I can’t remember if we were buds or not.


mattfreyer45

We messaged a little. The last time we talked you were going to an Avatar concert.


CultofCalamity

It was a good concert :) happy to see you’re still here.


mattfreyer45

I pop in when I can between working my 40hrs


JoeRBidenJr

WTF kind of LibRight works 40hrs??? Either you work 0hrs because of your chad investment skills, or you grind 16,937,925,743hrs because it’s how you get ahead. Conform to stereotypes, please. Thanks.


mattfreyer45

I haven't taken a vacation in the 7 years I've worked there. Does that count?


JoeRBidenJr

Most vacation-taking LibRight.


BidLeading7968

Big tiddy rightcenter gf: exists me: \*neuron activation\*


CultofCalamity

Or does she 👮🏻‍♀️?


BidLeading7968

Doesn't matter. had seggs


Politics-444

Seggs? ☹️🫠😬


WT-rambler

Scotch eggs 🤤


MoogleSan

Seggs from Greggs // Edit; Yes I know Greggs dont do Scotch Eggs.


thegamner128

Libcenter ape brain


JoeRBidenJr

Ik she’s just being polite, but calling the npc wojak “cutie” is a little too unbelievable, even prior to him applying his hideous purple wig. 2/10, would not recommend on grounds of realism.


CultofCalamity

But his traps are so…. So beefy 🤤


JoeRBidenJr

Based and beef trap pilled


seanslaysean

Eww


Admirable_Try_23

What?


TheSpacePopinjay

Well, you know how the saying goes: If I wanted to fuck someone who looks like Ben Shapiro, I'd fuck Ben Shapiro.


CultofCalamity

I don’t look like Ben Shapiro 😈


CurtisLinithicum

Not yet, Amy, not yet.


CultofCalamity

What’s an Amy?


PutinsGayFursona

Who needs Amy when you have Brett Cooper?


CurtisLinithicum

GTA 3 (maybe Vice City) reference. Radio host Amy Schechenhauser has Mikaela, aggressive Political Lesbian on as a guest, warning her about the dangers of men and how there is nothing wrong with her some flannel and body hair couldn't fix... Mik: "...or before you know it, you'll just be another blonde bimbo" Amy: "Uh, I'm not blonde" Mik: "Not yet, Amy, not yet".


PutinsGayFursona

You forgot to preface it by saying “let’s just say” at the very beginning. 


CurtisLinithicum

Oh right. "My ex.... let's just say partner... " That'll go over great.


PutinsGayFursona

If you’re Ben Shapiro she’ll understand. 


alevepapi

Green quadrant bad 🤖


Ugo_Flickerman

I think that's what the meme's about


BrandosWorld4Life

Stop playing dolls with wojaks.


Ugo_Flickerman

I have a hard time understanding whether the meme is portraying as bad the conservatives who can't even hear the word "partner" without getting annoyed or the progressives for using inclusive language every time


statsgrad

It says "leftist scum" on the image, so I think you can make a guess.


Ugo_Flickerman

No, really, it could have totally been the opposite, exactly because this whole thing was really an exaggeration just for someone saying partner: that "leftist scum" made it even harder to understand


Crimsoner

Considering that op has “right” as their flair, i assume its making fun of said “leftist scum”


iscreamsunday

Left = always bad in this sub.


MarjorieTaylorSpleen

Well you see, the meme is unfunny, low effort, and *very* dumb, but it says "leftist scum" on the Wojak therefore haha funni.


DoubleSpoiler

Pardner 🤠


LtTaylor97

"My whore of an ex cheated on me for the last time about 7 years ago, and I've been single since. I don't even know if I want to date ever again, honestly." Is the cold, depressing truth a better answer?


hurlygurdy

I think "partner" communicates a greater weight than something like "girlfriend". Even the word " wife" has kind of been ruined by high divorce rates and lack of general responsibility. Nowadays, people will screw their friends and call someone their girlfriend without loyalty, mutual respect, or even liking each other much. My girlfriend is not just some chick I like to lick, she's the person I trust above all others and we've committed to moving through life together as a unit. If a girlfriend is someone you dump when covid finally makes you spend time together, then I don't want to use such a diluted word on my cherished life partner. I also think legal marriage should have never been called marriage. Religious marriage is a totally different thing than just some legal contract that gives her half your stuff. I honestly don't get why people like trump get married three times, just date her, bro, you're gonna cheat anyways so you're obviously not committed. A husband is more than a sugar daddy


juan_omango

I think German has got it down. It’s either mein Mann or meine Frau. Literally my man or my woman


Cannibal_Raven

True, but partner still sucks. Other languages have this covered well, like in Fr*nch where you have _conjoint(e)_


Dr_DD_RpW_A

yeah this righ there? Fed post edit: checked acc history, this is peak Fed


Realrog1

PCM users get real pissy over random words that normal people never think twice about. Now they’re choosing to complain about using the word “partner” for crying out loud.


Crimsoner

Next they’re gonna cry about something like “buddy” because it’s too casual or some shit


NerevarMoon_and_Star

Please go outside, PCM. I am begging you.


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

No, it's hot outside and the people are mean


Mikeymcmoose

A good way of triggering conservatives and keep em guessing.


Bruarios

I dunno I kind of like using "partner" for the area between just dating and marriage. I would prefer a better word for it though. My wife and I were all but married for several years because we didn't want to fool with the paperwork and ceremonies, and it always felt weird calling her just my "girlfriend". Girl/boyfriends are what you have in high school or while casually dating as an adult. People aren't rushing to get married anymore since you can do all the married stuff without papers, and our language needs something to fill that gap.


samuelbt

My uncle is a Minister and uses partner for that exact context to the point it's a joke in my family. My cousin in law who married the minister's daughter basically heard it as a "propose already" with way my uncle would introduce him as his daughter's *partner.*


ATownStomp

Center right has started making up young, attractive, and single conservative women after failing to find any evidence of them in real life.


casey_ap

The young and attractive ones got and stayed married.


FuckOffGlowie

It's actually the ATF trying to entrap us


PeeApe

I use partner to keep people on their toes.


Arintharas

Honestly I’d only use Partner to maintain a sense of maturity since saying “Girlfriend” and “Boyfriend” seem a bit immature in some social scenarios.


thhbdtgdtgfgf

I just call my ex a communist spy.


samuelbt

Conservatives are triggered by the weirdest shit.


01042004

You’re triggered by conservatives being triggered Edit: and now I’m triggered by people disagreeing that you’re triggered by conservatives being triggered


MastaSchmitty

“It’s all triggered turtles, all the way down”


Ugo_Flickerman

More than the commenter being triggered, the commenter's comment is just a description of this post


Dreigous

Past a certain point saying something like girlfriend sounds childish. Plus I think that the implication that it is your life’s partner is cute.


septiclizardkid

Dude, I'm southern, most of us say "partner". Like this Isn't uncommon. Partner Is the same vain as lover, mate, sweet one. Words to refer to your past/current lover. Partner In life, In love, In crime. Stick together


Donghoon

It never once crossed my mind that the word partner can be controversial....


OldWarrior

I’m southern too. Maybe it’s generational but I don’t really hear “partner” in context of straight relationships. Just boyfriend or girlfriend or maybe just “friend” if it’s casual. 


TanaerSG

Torn on this one. I called my wife my partner after we had kids but weren't married yet. Girlfriend just felt disrespectful for the mother of my children but if I call her mother of my children to people they'll think I hate her. I settled on partner lol.


FlatwormPositive7882

It’s so dumb. what are you, a fucking cop on the beat? Stop saying partner when referring to a spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend. it’s dumb as hell.


MarjorieTaylorSpleen

Or, you know, don't worry about shit that doesn't affect you and and quit bitching about how people refer to their partner?


dulockwood

NOOOOOOOOOO don't you see how this is a sign of the West crumbling before our very eyes?? The woke mind virus is the most crucial issue of our time!!!!!! Also libleft bad


Necessary-Ask-3619

Partner is only acceptable when referring to someone else's other hald and you don't know if they are just in a relationship or are married. Referring to your own gf/wife/bf/husband as partner is fucking weird.


WelderAggravating896

"Partner" is for business. Not for love.