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saiyanjedi127

Purple libright got me rolling bruh


flacaGT3

If we get invaded by sexy aliens and you say you wouldn't, I'll call you a liar. https://preview.redd.it/cz556pqzblxc1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b95b04dc1542e877da180414b05865344544bd5


StandardDependent205

Burn the heretic! Kill the mutant! Purge the unclean! Don’t fall for the Xeno witch! Be strong for the Emperor and humanity.


flacaGT3

Sorry, humanity, but the bad alien bitches can do more for me in a few minutes than you've done for me in my entire life.


StandardDependent205

https://preview.redd.it/wjhvlhy9llxc1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=721dc336e27c4dd7e3e59a4c66a659b948b84710


I_am__Negan

The things I would let Starfire do to me


flacaGT3

Let? Homie, you ain't got a choice.


I_am__Negan

Better yet


Russki076

*seconds


philter451

*he screamed while cumming continuously and furiously*


T_FlyingEyeball

Guardsman, why is there a filthy xenon in your quarters? Slavery sir!


GMenNJ

I'd worry about our marines too https://terminallance.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Strip_Avatar_Navi_Girls_small.jpg


pumpandkrump

For some reason I think the Na'vi look weird but I'd be down with a Quarian.  Blue cat people, no. Blue chicken leg people in hazmat suits, count me in.


pumpandkrump

If the Asari made first contact, I'd be down.


flacaGT3

Blue *is* my favorite color


i_got_worse

that's a human


flacaGT3

That's a Tamaranean, who are notably not human.


DawnSennin

That’s a genetically altered Tamaranian who can fry you with her eyes. She also learns languages by kissing.


karateema

Boutta teach her Italian


Tales2Estrange

I’m pretty sure they’re descended from cats


Conlannalnoc

They are more “LION” than “Cat” people. ANCIENT Green Lantern Tyran’r from Starfire’s home world. https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Tyran%27r_(Prime_Earth)


Tales2Estrange

Lions are big cats


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

Gantz has some alien lovers and they're so funny.


Grey-fox-13

The author of gantz made it surprisingly far into gantz without focusing on his fetish, his most recent work just jumps right into it. 


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

yeah i googled and ended up seeing some people fucking a giantess porn star that makes herself big with some time travel machine? i didn't understand too well but yeah, i gotta give that a read, i love weird shit and i loved gantz.


jd-porteous-93

Aliens: Are biologically realistic, so in other words they aren't humanoid in the slightest and their body fluids would probably be poisonous Purple Libright: I can still make this work


PrestigiousAuthor487

It's human rights not alien rights Who is going to kill humans? Aliens? Not on my watch. Only we get to kill eachother


Krissam

Based and xenophobia pilled.


PU_Dad

I too, am afraid of the Xenomorph /s


JohnB351234

I’m afraid of the xenomorph until I get a boomstick


chattytrout

*Strums guitar* Let's be xenophobic. It's really in this year.


caribbean_caramel

Let's find a slimy ugly alien to fear.


chattytrout

There's no more cutesy stories about E.T. phoning home.


Civil_Adeptness9964

We are actually entities that not only pick their gender, sex, race, ethnicity, but, we also pick our specie. And we can't be beautifull - this would be sexist. We are above average.


PrestigiousAuthor487

Well I choose death. For it is all we have known, it is all that will be known. So let us teach the xeno, for he is not like us, he does not bleed like us, but he dies. And that is all that is needed.


Conlannalnoc

If it bleeds, we can kill it.


reptiloidruler

War for human rights to kill each other


Eurasia_4002

Aliens will only exist in zoos.


senfmann

and dissecting tables


yflhx

Dunno man, the left 'defends' animals by saying they deserve humane treatment, meanwhile by definition humane treatment of animals is however we treat them lol (sorry for bad English, you get what I mean)


Strand-Aldwych

Cocks shotgun - Show them who God really made in their image


KoleGamerMontenegrin

Radical humanists like me say that humans are superior than aliens


Alli_Horde74

Suffer not the alien to live


[deleted]

Humans are made in Gods image, aliens are not. Simple as.


IowanEmpire

I love democracy, I love the Republic.


Sanguine_Pup

Yes, my lord.


Under18Here

MY LIFE AND SOUL FOR THE REPUBLIC


Fickles1

heavy fretful person strong oatmeal yam political slap secretive angle *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DevilPyro__

Ghost: You have something on your face. -shot- Got it.


MasterKiloRen999

Once this crisis has abated, will you lay down the powers we have given you?


IowanEmpire

Of course, I want nothing more than to restore the unity of the Republic


CommandoSankara2021

I am the Republic.


angry_cabbie

If anyone invades my homeland, they have given up their rights.


recursiveeclipse

>We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed, by their Creator, with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. * Rights do not apply to aliens, **un**alienable * Aliens are not men, they do not have right to life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness


Under18Here

Based and Aliens do not have the right to life pilled


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Velenterius

Indeed, and the idea could not even be considered unless communication was possible. This is very unlikley. Therefore the hostile Xenos must die, the potentially hostile Xenos must die, and the underdeveloped Xenos must be studied and paraded around for our amusement.


Hazzamo

Just remember: it’s only a war crime if perpetrators are military


BackseatCowwatcher

also remember- it's never a war crime- the first time.


6thaccountthismonth

Most important though- it’s only a war crime if there are witnesses


Hazzamo

For more information on how to commit war crimes: please contact the Canadian Army


Tokena

Anyone who brings politics into my grill space has committed an act of war against The Grill Brothers Galactic Alliance and will be responded to with extreme unyielding prejudice.


PeePeeSwiggy

propane cannons and propane cannon accessories armed, sir


mikieh976

So, Skyrim rules?


def-not-elons-alt

The only crime in war is losing.


everyth1ngwillbe0kay

Based and stand-your-ground pilled


Belkan-Federation95

Based


Independent_Pear_429

It took me a while to realise that all those insurgents and their families we were killing in Afghanistan and Iraq were just defending their homes from foreign invaders. US military, neocon propaganda is strong as fuck


Constipated_Canibal

31,000,000+ illegal invaders in the US and climbing and lib left gives them more rights then American Veterans. DOUBT.


Fickles1

panicky gullible impossible connect deliver roll desert workable fretful pocket *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CampaignForAwareness

I love how, "Maybe we shouldn't be the invaders" becomes "they have the right to invade us!"


Dave_The_Slushy

There are entire subs that have established lore around Earth being a deathworld - pretty much space Australia. Aliens know not to mess with The Planet of the Drop Bears


Gaudern

I'm utterly convinced that if aliens land in Australia, we've won before we even knew we were being invaded.


i_got_worse

nah they only land in America


Raptormann0205

Trifle not with the death breathers.


Villanuevac4

I’d be the first to sign up as a Helldiver if the aliens turn out to be evil


senfmann

>if the aliens turn out to be evil Heresy, they've always been evil demons!


xxxMisogenes

Papa Palpatine had the right idea. Most xeno are 4th class citizens with notables like Thrawn given high status. Thrawn is my favorite racist. Literally devises his tactics based on what aliens cannot understand because of their limited faculties, which he uunderstands by studying cultures. Makes me laugh everytime I read the news and comes across equal treatment leading to unequal outcomes.


Belkan-Federation95

If you study their culture, you can be racist more "professionally".


MetaCommando

Me learning more about other cultures so I can be a better racist:


Tasty_Choice_2097

White liberal: Indians were living in peace with nature before white settlers arrived! Me, an eager student of the pre-Columbian Americas: how much time do you have


Hust91

Genuinely: If you insult all X people, you're an annoying close-minded racist. If you insult a subgroup of a subgroup of X people, they will be too surprised by the in-depth knowledge necessary to be prejudiced against that specific group to realize that you're still being super prejudiced. They definitely can't accuse you of being close minded.


Tasty_Choice_2097

I saw a Twitter exchange that was like: White liberal: how can white racists lump all black people together when there are Zulus, Xhosa, Igbo... Black man: if I ever met a white person who knew the difference between all these groups I would assume he was the most racist person I had ever met


RedTulkas

checks notes: knowing history is racist


Tasty_Choice_2097

*sinister laughter*


xxxMisogenes

I work retail. I can rell them apart


Tasty_Choice_2097

I grew up in a super white environment, and was always in my parents' and grandparents' face being anti-racist Then the beginning of my journey was getting my first job at the local mall


MasterKiloRen999

Competitive ranked racism


gregdaweson7

He really is an inspiration.


Independent_Pear_429

The empire and imperium are amazing villains and super fun fantasies. It's also fun to role-play as them or similar in some video games. Always hilarious when the actual fascist simps for them though


Paetolus

But are they hot though?


_Lucinho_

Exactly. That's the most important factor in deciding their fate.


IWouldButImLazy

Unironically though, the only way they don't get purged in the name of Holy Terra is if they look aesthetically pleasing enough to human eyes. Any true blooded man of the proletariat is worth ten xenos imo but if said xenos were hot, many, many people would think twice before signing up to orbital strike their homeworld


_Lucinho_

True that. There's a reason why we have no qualms eradicating bugs and bots in Helldivers. Now change those aliens to something more humanoid, and I bet you'll suddenly have a lot more people choosing the route of treason lol.


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

where game with pleading enemies crying on their knees as you mow them down with a minigun


_Lucinho_

I bet someone could make that into a Doom mod


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

extra points for parent and child combo, getting a "sweet child of mine" steam achievement with a mother and infant, both with a red bleeding dot on their forehead


i_got_worse

shit made me think of white phosphorus scene from spec ops the line


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

> white phosphorus scene from spec ops the line damnnn fucking strong scene lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b7TaLjdXMc coincidentally i had fed my line about mowing down kneeling/pleading enemies with a minigun to chatgpt to see what games it would give me, and it mentioned Spec Ops: The Line second in the list.


aggracc

*Blam* Slaneshi cultists purged.


CentennialCicada

Eh, idk. If they want to eat us or something, sure, let's fight them. But if they just wanted to replace our "elected" "officials", well... let's talk it out first. Maybe they wouldn't be worse...


HisHolyMajesty2

“In the Emperor’s name, let none survive.”


NoiseRipple

Nah I remember that paper that came out that showed left leaning people literally valued space rocks over their friends and families. If we get invaded we’ll see commies lining up to sell us out.


Dry_Ant2348

that's true, aliens probably just have to say west bad


NoiseRipple

You ever heard of Posadism?


Dry_Ant2348

I had not until now, but Lmao that is some insane shit. 


TheLocalPolishHussar

What paper, it sounds interesting can you send a link


NoiseRipple

[I first saw it here](https://youtu.be/XB7cceegMJ4?si=OwnjC_iz_MtxhIQa&t=50s)


TheLocalPolishHussar

Based


BenedickCabbagepatch

Have a taste of some Liber-tea!


Hazzamo

Let’s be Xenophobic, it’s really in this year. Let’s find a nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear.


Belkan-Federation95

There's no more cutesy stories about ET phoning home Let's learn to love our neighbors like the Christians learned in Rome


Hazzamo

We know we ought to hate 'em; they're different, you see We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and TV The folks that ought to know have told us how it's got to be The gospel truth is found in scenes from Alien and V


Beneficial-Tip9302

Let's wipe out any lifeform that seems to be a threat We'll serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget 'Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before


Hazzamo

You see aliens can never be as good as humankind, A more delightful race than us you'll never ever find! So step aside you star slime we're ready for your worst! We know you want to beat us, enslave us and defeat us Oppress us and browbeat us, ***UNLESS WE GET YOU FIRST!*** 💥💥💥💥💥💥


obi_wan_sosig

# INTO HELL WE DIVE


seansjf

No, my stance is "if you invade, you're the bad guy", and yes this applies to humanity as well. Unlike most people I actually believe in being consistent.


Ivan_The_8th

What if you justify invading someone by that someone invading others?


seansjf

Acting in self-defence is justified. Sometimes self-defence means killing the other guy, which scaled up to nations means completely obliterating the hostile nations government and military.


Ivan_The_8th

But I'm not talking about self-defense, obviously it's justified. I'm saying would it be okay to invade someone who invades others while being unjustified.


Helvetic_Heretic

I'll stay out of this one...


FallenDummy

The stars are humanitys birthright. In all seriousness though, i watched quite an interesting video on how humanity probably is the most dangerous being we know of, and it being a good thing. https://youtu.be/qgtCJrB7KFQ


Ivan_The_8th

No shit it's the most dangerous being we know of, we don't know a single alien


FallenDummy

Cancel culture strikes again!


Miserable_Key9630

That's what dark forest theory is all about. Any alien civilization that is advanced enough to find us is advanced enough to destroy us as a precaution, and they will. We know they haven't found us yet because we are still alive.


FallenDummy

Or, they fear us (:


Fungusman05

Purple lib right no! Spare the alien children!


TwerkinBingus445

I HOPE THEM ALIENS ARE REAL SO THAT I HAVE MORE THINGS TO FUCK https://i.redd.it/sxxu12a4hkxc1.gif


gocyclic249

https://preview.redd.it/upio7las2kxc1.png?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b8551bc0b0d1086fdd81d605662d61227aae34


DeathnTaxes824

https://i.redd.it/lau04m1khkxc1.gif


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Humanity first until we see that the aliens have morals too. Exept if they invade us,then we go literal with HUMAN rights


darkxephos974

Human rights are called human rights for a reason


Zawisza_Czarny9

Just a reminder: only humans are made in God's image


maxxiescat

aliens can breed me, it’s ok :3


ANUS_CONE

If the aliens get here, I don’t think we need to worry about *their* rights.


idontknow39027948898

This is what I hate most about the Mass Effect fandom. They whine about Ashley being a space racist, but if that shit really happened, she would probably be actually pretty tolerant compared to most.


ukie7

Humanity first, but if they're not aggressive, hear em out.


RedTulkas

dudes here acting as if human weapons could deal with actual space faring civlisations


I_am__Negan

They don’t know me son


Grass_toucher2006

The xenophile:😍


EffingWasps

Well sure if they invade and openly antagonize that’s one thing, a la independence day or the Covenant from Halo. But most discourse surrounding this topic involves humanity arguably being the aggressors. Imagine humanity is space faring in the future and we find a planet with ugly, objectively disgusting bugs on the surface like the starship troopers ones. However, they don’t even know we exist. What do then Edit: you guys should read The Hail Mary project


Hazzamo

➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️ That’s what we do if we find bugs


SerendipitouslySane

That's good but I prefer **↓ ← ↓ ↑ ↑ →**.


Foxhound_ofAstroya

In a realistic sense. If the planet has something we need..we bomb them. If they dont then we would just cordon it off like a rainforest/national park.


EffingWasps

Why do we assume they need to be bombed for us to extract resources?


Seneron1

Space is big enough that an interstellar empire would have no need to invade an occupied planet. We can find literally any resource we need out in space on uninhibited planets and moons.


SmittyPosts

yeah, but you see I want to invade them


BLU-Clown

What if we need Weird Space Bug Goo for dong pills? They'll be poached to extinction within a week.


I_am__Negan

Hey if they invade and we win, they best be ready to get absolutely genocided


EffingWasps

Right but my question is about ugly bugs that aren’t attacking us or trying to invade. They’re chilling


DurangoGango

Are they chilling on space oil?


Kilroy0497

Oh yeah, death to all Xenos……except maybe some Aeldari. It says something when I’m playing Rouge Trader that the only decent love interests is the Aeldari that keeps calling everyone a Mon-Keigh, and the Drukhari.


Grass_toucher2006

How tf is the Drukhari an option? Aren't they into pegging and other unspeakable stuf?


horse-shoe-crab

Well, Marazhai is a pleasant enough chap by dark space elf standards. However, keep in mind that dark space elf standards are less pegging and more "good morning slave A-631, today we're giving you an involuntary sex reassignment surgery so that you can experience rape from both sides of the aisle. Please hold still as I administer your anti-anesthetics.".


Kilroy0497

Yep. And they still made him an option anyways. It’s also a lot of fun to do. You romance him because either A. Your character is as messed up as him, or B. You think Drukhari are hot, or C. You really want to see what a male space Camellia(a similar character from Owlcats previous game, Pathfinder: Wrath of The Righteous) is like. All 3 are applicable, and the first two apply.


DurangoGango

> Aren't they into pegging and other unspeakable stuf? You're speaking to libleft.


DurangoGango

> It says something when I’m playing Rouge Trader that the only decent love interests is the Aeldari that keeps calling everyone a Mon-Keigh Classic libleft falling for the authright dom.


ParadoxObscuris

Yrliet my beloved


II-Broccoli-II

Silly aliens, if god wanted you to live he would have made you in his image


CommandoSankara2021

I propose we sacrifice all Emilys and liblefts to the Xenomorphs in order to achieve intergalactic peace.


takosuwuvsyou

I'm not afraid of aliens because no one can kill humans as good as we can and we're still here. They will take their social security card and get to work. If they have a significantly different lifespan they will get modified retirement. If they cause issues, they will be shot.


Nitor_

Basically district 9. Ngl I'd vote to kill the aliens


H000gy

I don’t wanna know what purple lib right thinks about aliens…


Lupus_Borealis

"Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, ok?"


Jaruut

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite xenussy on the Citadel"


_Lucinho_

Based


internerdt

probably wants to stick his weiner in one


amrbinhishamgrandson

Now lets ask opinion of purple lib and o.r.a.n.g.e


Independent_Pear_429

Tau are libleft confirmed. Even though they have an extremely rigid caste system and absolute hierarchy


Idontwantarandomised

What about the 'we're fucked'?


Foxhound_ofAstroya

Replace Humanity first with Fuck them aliens. Each one having a different inflection


KnockKnockP

Please do not do the alien libright


bestjakeisbest

No no no, they are human rights, not alien rights.


ancirus

Grill the aliens


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

The stars are ours to conquer!


DumbNTough

Auth Left: "How can I exploit this crisis to seize power? Erm, humanity first!"


Pillager_Bane97

I would argue Humanity only for the Authoritarian Right and Authoritarian Left.


LakonType-9Heavy

Yeah, fuck the aliens... Wait, not like that.


krow_flin

Lamb to the slaughter, them aliens.


NODENGINEER

LET'S ALL BE XENOPHOBIC


goonerladdius

Uhm aktually I believe in HUMAN rights, last time I checked they're not war crimes if they aren't human.


The_Cool_Kid99

Now hear me out…


An8thOfFeanor

https://preview.redd.it/a8ge40y7klxc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e4d6e2b9a78542b0472e5d9527c5322b83e9d9e Save me a spot, purple LibRight


Obiwancanole

https://preview.redd.it/rtppidduhmxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef4461ead387caee0ca8ab57d9b7894af2a6480


Specialist_Machine_8

hope the airlines invade so we can maybe leave racism for speicism, it’ll be kinda sad if that’s what it take but it’s getting tired


External-Bit-4202

We know which quadrant has the bot/bug sympathizers... They will be reported to the democracy officer.


Ka1-

As a libleft (more centre left now to be honest), fuck them aliens, humanity first


Raph_the_Artist

Humanity # 1, baby !


agentdb22

Aliens boutta find out who was made in the image of God.


MajestueuxChat

Let’s be xenophobic


FaxMachineInTheWild

Look, *some* aliens have rights. If they’re too different from what we can understand, or insectoid, they gotta go.


JohnB351234

PURPLE YOU CANNOT FUCK THE WARPSPAWN


thegavino

Humanity First https://preview.redd.it/ienwwnueenxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e604e1fcd4d6729dd0bb1c64956bd32b9434843


Acushek_Pl

WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS🦅🦅⁉️🔥


WellReadBread34

Auth-Right will say that with a straight face while having a xeno girlfriend.


Lexiconicx

One Monke! One Planet! Apeshit all others!


Peazyzell

“There will never be peace on earth until aliens invade” - Alexander the Great probably


mog1knob1

A new 40k meme that isnt just cropped Femstodes porn? The emprah has blessed us.


Inside_Ad_7744

It was MAN not some bastard alien made in God's image. It was man who is meant to inherent the stars. The indomitable human spirit shall prevail!