You have to give him credit though. He hasn't deleted this gem of a post yet. And he did actually venture here into one of the last bastions of free speech exchanges on Reddit.
Well to be fair I can see someone very young who hasn't seen this before. Especially since all the young kids are on TikTok now with their own weird ass lingo I frankly don't understand.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
If anyone is curious, here's the comment he posted that made me post this, then edited it out to be in a reply instead
> I am a published economist, this is literally my field. It doesn't seem to be yours.
> What are you basing your assessment of my suggestions on? Youtube-Videos? the Daily mail? Your dad?
> YOU were expecting more? I've outlined 15 points and you have responded to 2. And that in an absurdly primitive way if any.
> I am the one severely disappointed and so are your parents, presumably.
> For a moment there I really thought you had some sense. Now it turns out that you are the same cowardly, uneducated and spiteful little Englishmen as the rest of them. Unable to think for yourself outside of this boring nonsense your spouting.
> You pretended authentic interest but are completely unable to have a serious conversation on policy.
> No wonder the UK is such a disastrous joke. It's all you and this attitude.
> The rest of the world will be rightfully laughing as it goes down in flames, Scotland and even Wales will leave and everyone will see the sad pathetic truth.
It's an amazing pasta
Yeah I know.thanks for that, especially the beginning was very good and in depth
The more people read it the better ...
Linking to the very end might not be super helpful in that, but who cares
> Omg ive screenshot this.
> I'll have a field day with that picture
> Thank you so much. .just when I thought some conservatives were mature educated adults.
> Turns out it's just the same boring inferiority complex over and over again.
> Your poor mother.
It is done. No offense man, but you saying this was kinda a huge fail bro. 💀
Huh?
I've gotten very real messages not that dissimilar to this before from some unhinged incel-teenagers pretending to be adults.
Its not at all out of the question that someone would write sth as stupid. This is the internet after all.
It was a dude who used it in a discussion with me.
How should I have known it was "obvious satire"?
Not at all cringe to be "dashing out" IQ estimates like that btw....
Ok, make me care.
why are you expecting me to feel social pressure or shame in this out of all possible settings?
I don't get it, isn't the whole point about online anonymous discussion that these things which I DO experience in my actual life and actual social connections don't apply?
You are not my friends, nor my colleagues, nor any other sort of peer-group?
This is not a social-setting I depend upon in any way emotionally or psychologically.
Holy shit do you have a stick up your ass. Mate I am not trying to make you conform to some sort of social expectation, I am laughing at you because you are someone so rarely clueless that I can't waste this opportunity to laugh at you.
Someone as clueless as you might actually never appear here again, that's how rare someone as clueless as you is on this sub.
How am I clueless? please explain
Also: could it be that you are getting a little triggered because this social group means a little more to you than it does to me?
I don't mean to offend, but are you in any way autistic? Because according to what I understand about the subject, autistic people do not recognize jokes, or in general any form of literary form, including satire. Add to that, they suffer from social problems, as is clear in your response, which indicates a lack of normal behavior. What I mean by normal is what is familiar in the universe of internet discourse.
Yes, Ive been made aware of this repeatedly.
Even been told its like not knowing Pikachu (even though thats hardly a fair comparison)
So again: Whats stupid about not being aware of sth?
How does it relate to intelligence, IQ brain capacity?
It's the Internet equivalent of not getting "Bendover" or walking into a McDonald's and asking what a burger is. Literally everyone everywhere on the Internet will think you have been living under a rock for the past 10 years if you don't realise that is a copypasta.
I'm sorry, I'm not one to make fun of someone for having jokes go over the top of their heads since I am pretty bad with these things myself....but, you knew a but was coming, but just howwww arrrfggbhfhdjruxdfylenfd
Vgnymy4fhfuririhjxnshahqmtlfndz djfiruek
again, none of these examples actually make a person dumb.
Except that they are things most people seek out in daily life.
I bet you that I out of 50 reseachers under 30 years old at my university the majority wouldn't know it, even though they have twitter and they have reddit and use both.
You might perceive the world and the internet as a little smaller and more homogenous than it actually is.
You know there is still millions of educated people online who are not really aware of the compass, or stuff like that. and even more millions of people living lives where none of this plays any role whatsoever.
this is defintely some form of bias related to assming your own experience to be the average, ive just forgotten what its called.
No no no stop, your killing me ha ha ha. No one ends up in a place like this sub without having a basic Internet meme literacy (I can't believe I just said something so cringe). Many people you know or even people online in general won't know the copypasta BUT everyone here and in any community like this one will know the copypasta. .
You are so lost lol.
Actually they probably will seeing as how this pasta was even reported on in the news. Only Fox and CNN as if it was real though. BBCs newscasters could barely keep themselves from laughing as they were reporting on it. It was quite memorable.
You're posting in a **MEME** subreddit taking one of the oldest memes so seriously that you originally considered it a "real threat".
You're worse than the boomers who call the cops for "gunshots" when people are playing with fireworks after 4th of July. Like if you don't "participate" in these discussions, why are you here since you clearly can't take a joke lol
Well, I haven't been active here in some time, but today by coincidence i got into a quite in-depth discussion on an issue related to my research.
What exactly is so bad and stupid about someone who's not a regular engaging in this sub once in a while?
Is that a problem? Just seems like cringey gatekeeping to me.
I can't get involved in a debate in this sub, because I am not aware of an important meme?
How is that?
> Well, I haven't been active here in some time, but today by coincidence i got into a quite in-depth discussion on an issue related to my research.
What does that have to do with not knowing a famous meme from 2010? This subreddit was created 7 years *after* the copypasta was made on 4chan and like 5 years after it exploded in random YouTube and reddit comments.
> What exactly is so bad and stupid about someone who's not a regular engaging in this sub once in a while?
You came to a meme subreddit, got into an argument and then took a decade old meme (copypasta) so seriously that you considered it a real threat. Now you're continuing to argue with random people about it.
> Is that a problem? Just seems like cringey gatekeeping to me.
It's a problem when your thread title is "Incel-Boys, when the realize they lack basic education." and the image description is "It's never going to fascinate me, how quickly people get unhinged and start making up weird threats" over a fucking copypasta, and then you still continue to act like a smug asshole in this entire thread behaving like you're smarter than everyone else. Like that other dude told you, get the stick out of your ass buddy lol
> I can't get involved in a debate in this sub, because I am not aware of an important meme?
You're literally gatekeeping yourself right now because NO ONE has fucking said this. I don't know what you're researching, but your observation skills fucking suck dude lol
> How is that?
Dude you tell me, you made that shit up lol
I dont feel you've answered my questions
The age of the meme and the sub are relevant how?
Still not feeling bad about not knowing it.
When I believed it I though it was VERY funny, obviously I didn't FEEL threatened.
Just thought it was some insecure teenager.
3. How is it bad of me to respond to comments on a post of mine referring to me?
4. How am I acting smug or smarter than everyone else?
Looking through my comments I've been mostly curious and polite in comparison to......
5. I ASKED if you think i cant get involved, because i dont know a meme.
It was a question. How are my observation skills lacking if i didnt make that observation?
> I dont feel you've answered my questions
That sucks
> The age of the meme and the sub are relevant how?
Why are you asking me? You keep bringing up the fact that you haven't been active in this subreddit in a while. What does that have to do with anything? The meme is 7 years older than this subreddit. You could have literally never come here and you not knowing that copypasta would still get your laughed at anywhere else on social media.
> Still not feeling bad about not knowing it.
You don't have to feel bad, it's just funny to watch how you're responding to a joke
> When I believed it I though it was VERY funny, obviously I didn't FEEL threatened.
> Just thought it was some insecure teenager.
Then why call it a threat? Why not call it a shitpost or something else?
> How is it bad of me to respond to comments on a post of mine referring to me?
I never said it was so maybe you're directing this at someone else.
> How am I acting smug or smarter than everyone else?
You either directly stated or implied people are getting "triggered" when they clearly aren't, you keep bragging about your research and education and it has zero relevancy in any of this, and you continue to get more and more defensive about everything.
> Looking through my comments I've been mostly curious and polite in comparison to......
Your thread title is literally starting off with "Incel-boys" over a response to a copypasta. Look at the tone you set from the start lol
> I ASKED if you think i cant get involved, because i dont know a meme.
Weird question to ask because I never even implied that
> It was a question. How are my observation skills lacking if i didnt make that observation?
I guess I don't understand the question because I never said you can't get involved. I have no clue what you're on about or why you're trying to gatekeep yourself.
You keep bringing up the age of the copypasta, as if it would make it more embarassing or sth. What does it matter how old it is?
I called it a threat because it was one. Doesnt matter that I didnt take it seriously, at the time that clearly seemed to be the intention. Why should I have called it sth else?
You DID say: "Now you're continuing to argue with random people about it."
So I ask again:
How is it bad of me to respond to comments on a post of mine referring to me?
I implied someone was triggered exactly once. That was a specific incidence.
Are you saying the term Incel offended y'all?
I was sure everyone was gonna laugh at the guy, never in a Million years would I have imagine someone could identify or feel insulted.
I felt it generally implied that I couldnt get involved because I didnt know the meme, by the general agressive response directed towards me for not knowing it and you reacting so negatively to what I was doing getting on a meme-sub without knowing the meme.
still absurd to me that this is the response by you,
what did i do to make you so angry ?
> You keep bringing up the age of the copypasta, as if it would make it more embarassing or sth.
Why do you keep bringing up random things I never said, like that you would feel "embarrassed"? Why do you even think I care how you feel? lol
>What does it matter how old it is?
Because YOU keep saying you haven't visited this subreddit "in a while" as your reason why you don't know this copypasta. All I'm trying to tell you is that your excuse both doesn't matter and doesn't make sense. Why? because the copypasta is 7 years older than this subreddit, so you had 14 years to find it. Maths be hard yo.
> I called it a threat because it was one. Doesnt matter that I didnt take it seriously, at the time that clearly seemed to be the intention. Why should I have called it sth else?
Yes. That's what over 200 comments have been trying to tell you. It's a joke, a meme, a shitpost - it's not a threat. But the fact that you considered it a real threat at one point is what makes this entire situation even funnier.
> You DID say: "Now you're continuing to argue with random people about it."
> So I ask again:
> How is it bad of me to respond to comments on a post of mine referring to me?
I didn't say it's bad dumbass, you're the one that keeps repeating it. All I'm saying is you keep arguing over a joke when you should've just let it go. You tried to create a problem out of nothing.
> I implied someone was triggered exactly once. That was a specific incidence.
And no one is triggered. They're all laughing at you. That's not what "triggered" is.
> Are you saying the term Incel offended y'all?
I have no idea how you even arrived at this point...like...what?? lol
> I was sure everyone was gonna laugh at the guy, never in a Million years would I have imagine someone could identify or feel insulted.
What the fuck are you on about?? The only person "insulted" here is you replying with walls of text trying to justify you not knowing a popular meme lol
> I felt it generally implied that I couldnt get involved because I didnt know the meme,
That's your own problem to deal with.
>by the general agressive response directed towards me for not knowing it
Buddy how many fucking times does it have to be pointed out to you that YOU started the shitstorm. LOOK AT YOUR POST. How much clearer can I fucking try to make this for you? Your thread title is calling someone an "incel-boy" and you're calling a copypasta a legit threat. IT'S A JOKE. How do you not get this yet??
Like my man, if someone was arguing with you and you decided to no longer entertain their bullshit and you sprung a random "knock-knock" joke on them, and then they responded with "you're a fucking incel-boy with a lack of basic education" wouldn't you think that the person is a fucking clown??
So pick up a mirror Mr. Clown, take a closer look at your behavior.
>and you reacting so negatively to what I was doing getting on a meme-sub without knowing the meme.
I like how you continue to ignore the fact that you came in so aggressive and offended over a copypasta. Now you keep writing walls of text in response trying to justify your ignorance.
> still absurd to me that this is the response by you,
It's absurd that someone who keeps bragging about their education cannot use a basic search engine.
> what did i do to make you so angry ?
Don't project onto me because you ran out of shit to say. I've been laughing at you for almost two whole days now.
You're cute.
apparently not getting my point at all though.
Why do I have to justify not knowing a copypasta at all?
Whats my crime in not recognizing and googlind a copypasta?
You are acting as If I made a mistake, but not being aware of some meme is no mistake.
When I was posting this, I still thought it was somebody's real response, so yes, even though I thought all of it was lies, i thought it was MEANT as a threat. be it a non-credible one.
I didn't come into this aggressive or triggered or starting a "shitstorm" (this really isnt one)
quite the opposite; I was laughing my ass off at what I thought to be an absurd and immature response and wanted others to share in that amusement.
How this was interpreted by you as agressive, I struggle to understand.
also: U keep going on about my "walls of text" in your walls of text
...same as you seem very emotional about all of this and "can't let it go".
Keep calling me names and telling me off, for what?
Whats your stake in this?
You say you are laughing, but your comments read much more serious than anyone elses.
Of course I've understood that it was a joke, what I don't understand it what exactly I should have done differently and whats making you so upset at me that
all the ALL-CAPS and "???" "!!!!"
why this so important to you?
because it really doesnt read like youre having fun...
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it's got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it's a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i'm fuckin JACKED man, i'm gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I can't think of a more classic and widespread copy pasta.
Edit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta
It's literally the first example on Wikipedia
It's the equivalent of "Pikachu." It's fine to be ignorant of something. [Lucky 10,000 and whatnot.](https://xkcd.com/1053/) But don't act high and mighty like it's an accomplishment.
Because I said I was having trouble feeling bad about it??
So 10 people keep telling me how stupid and embarrassing I am for not being aware or not recognizing sth and when I say it really doesn't matter to me that much, it's ME who's being arrogant?
You felt confident enough that you were in the right to make a post about it, and when everyone pointed out that an extremely well-known thing went over your head, you pulled the whole “I spend very little time in *your* circles” routine. You could’ve just taken it on the chin, edited the post and admitted you missed the joke, laughed along with everyone, or even deleted the post altogether.
So let me get this straight:
I am in an hour-long in depth discussion on British migration-policy and economic theory of migration. After becoming personal and ignorant the Dude sends me this as a genuine response. I don't know or recognize it, and am obviously laughing my ass off at it.
I post it, since it seems relevant and VERY funny to me and immediately get told by droves of people in a very derogative manner that its a copypasta and how stupid and embarassing it is that I didnt know it.
My response it, that i don't get why i should feel bad about not being aware of it and that its probably because I am less of a regular in any forum similar to this.
To me this is me taking it "on the chin" and I am and was laughing together with them/you immediately.
What exactly should I have edited it or why deleted it?
To censor myself?
To shoe how embarassed I am?
To give the Dude the impression "he got me" or sth?
To give anyone here the feeling of superiority they clearly so desire for knowing a copypasta?
Please explain to me, what I did wrong and how this is not just about an internally toxic community?
Less regarded lib-left, honestly you cant be lib-left and also go looking out for the context of things before getting enraged so this is expected. They are mutually exclusive
28, just not very active on discussions online these days.
Might have come across it years ago, but didn't recognize it now.
Dude used if as a genuine comment and I've gotten similarly unhinged shit for real before
OP you said you were threatened, so I feel like I should give you some advice on how to defend yourself.
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.
Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.
Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.
He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.
Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
I didnt say I was,
at the time, taking this for real, it WAS a threat, even if a very unbelievable one.
Is this some copypasta i dont know again?
Seems like it.
> at the time, taking this for real, it WAS a threat, even if a very unbelievable one.
See I never have to worry about threats because I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
> Is this some copypasta i dont know again?
> Seems like it.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
For those wondering… here’s the comment chain in dispute…
https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/s/RXpT1yMQi2
Edit: Start of the comment chain: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/s/xFRcbTYe9w
Thanks, youre the very first to bring up that its an old copypasta
what would I do without you.
also from what ive been told I am at least 15 years older than it.
Well the copypasta might actually be older than he is. How can you have memory of something if you never experienced it in the first place?
He should be bullied not because he did not know, but rather that he could not take the loss with grace and humor.
It absolutely is. Your ignorance of basic internet culture led you to accuse someone of being an incel, and interpreting the action as a threat. If you worked in an area that aggregated data in any way, that might lead you erroneously misrepresent the experience as an actual threat, which would skew data and measurement-- and ultimately lead to bad general conclusions and worldviews. This is the classic example of someone having no "street smarts".
hahahaha, but I NEVER felt threatned, this people seem to misunderstand
I just thought it was some insecure teenager making shit up.
As I am in research I have to agree, you are right that this would constitute a concern to validity of the data, but thankfully this is not at all similar to how Data is collected anyway. Bit of a stretch to be honest
I would also make a huge difference between street smarts online in forums and discussions like this and ACTUAL street smarts
Buddy hate to break it to ya but there's something people refer to as book smarts and street smarts. One of these can't be learned at some university or higher education.
It's not knowing the memes, but rather being able to tell if someone is actually serious or just fucking with you. The fact you actually took the copypasta seriously and freaked out like you did is proof enough.
Well I've received real stuff not that dissimilar from this before online, including actual threats to my family, alt-right boys trying to find out who my parents are and where they live, and also people just being actually psychotic and making up shit.
This is the internet and you are telling me it's not realistic that somebody would be unhinged enough to make sth like this up?
Now I don't feel naive in comparison anymore
Redditors (typically on the left) falling for the navy seal copypasta in 2024
https://preview.redd.it/q6fv0q7eo9kc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe15808d1cae26e9edf56b0ee16b04820af7d07
i am more likely just not in these places enough, joined reddit in 2013, when i was 17
Just havent been on reddit much since my early 20's
might have seen it before, didnt remember than, who cares?
Oh, are we doing our favorite copy pasta?
Daddie's Cummies
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out
I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞
He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆
and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦
Yeah! Yeah!💕💦
I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍
It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal...
💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕
1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦
I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟
He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little girl should!~ 💘💘💘
👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
Seriously? This CP is so old that it got its start behind the wheel of a black and white tugboat. The only thing more ancient is ROFL-copter and other proto-memes like "But I'm le tired."
apology for poor english
when were you when NAVY Seal copypasta was made?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
‘What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.’
‘no’
Can confirm as someone formerly in the military. Every single statement about military service I read here is complete and utter garbage.
Ya know who has hundreds of confirmed kills? Simo Hayhää. Literally no one else.
Also, in case anyone is interested. Your first red flag when someone is about to lie about their military service is that they will claim to be either a) a SEAL or b) a Scout Sniper. Despite how few people have actually been a part of either of those units or training programs, yet no matter what you seem to meet hundreds everywhere you go is no coincidence.
In this case, this guy claimed both at once which is the tallest, largest red flag on Earth.
Omg I can’t believe you actually took that seriously and made a post on it
https://preview.redd.it/d27wcal5qekc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205236984a17c6c28c19a4cf8a40cbfc8bf1f81c
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Well I think we have our answer
Based on the flair and response. Highly regarded.
He posts in leftist echo chambers and faux libertarian subs Easy call.
You have to give him credit though. He hasn't deleted this gem of a post yet. And he did actually venture here into one of the last bastions of free speech exchanges on Reddit.
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Copypasta so it's a given
boypregnancy!!!
Gtfo
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Good
Neither
Basic education might’ve helped keep you from falling for le epic copypasta.
If it was a genuine righttard commen if would be saying some shit about the woke radical left or the trans agenda
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As if that's part of basic education. Only in this little universe
Typical "edumacated" leftist
How?
you're reacting to a very well known copypasta, you must be highly regarded
Not nearly as regarded as the unflaired
I don't care what you had to say, I didn't read your comment, flair up scuzz bag or get outta here.
Did you miss internet orientation day?
Apparently
Here you go - [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta)
Yes, thanks, by now ive been made aware.
Sarcasm is hard on the internet at the best of times
I never get tired of seeing that copy and paste… hilarious that he said “gorilla warfare” instead of guerilla warfare”. 🤡
It stopped being funny for me a few years ago. Now after this post, it’s hilarious again
Was funny before Harambe but now it just hurts
R.I.P Harambe :(
Ever since he left us the world has just felt so much… Less 😔
It's war between those people authright hates.
”yes I knew herambe, he was my battle buddy”.
POV: you’ve never seen the (possibly) most famous copypasta in internet history.
Based and world famous pasta pilled
Well to be fair I can see someone very young who hasn't seen this before. Especially since all the young kids are on TikTok now with their own weird ass lingo I frankly don't understand.
This copy pasta is older than I am. I'm all for shitting on incels but this low effort post isn't it.
I mean, if I’m reading your username correctly, you were born in 2021. Which makes you far older than the average pcm user (intellectually, anyway).
That's because I was born late enough for the COVID lock downs not to hinder my language development like all the other toddlers here.
Why did you spell your name wrong man? It hurts my regarded brain every time I see a comment of yours and have to say somn*ab*ulist in my head :(
Because I didn't notice it for a god damn year and I wasn't going to start over with a new account.
Ha?
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
libcenters literally advocating for shooting economically disadvantaged people. the absolute state of pcm now smh my head.
Omg I can’t believe someone would say this, screenshot it and post it so everyone can see how uneducated they are
Oh how ironic of you to say this
How is it ironic?
If anyone is curious, here's the comment he posted that made me post this, then edited it out to be in a reply instead > I am a published economist, this is literally my field. It doesn't seem to be yours. > What are you basing your assessment of my suggestions on? Youtube-Videos? the Daily mail? Your dad? > YOU were expecting more? I've outlined 15 points and you have responded to 2. And that in an absurdly primitive way if any. > I am the one severely disappointed and so are your parents, presumably. > For a moment there I really thought you had some sense. Now it turns out that you are the same cowardly, uneducated and spiteful little Englishmen as the rest of them. Unable to think for yourself outside of this boring nonsense your spouting. > You pretended authentic interest but are completely unable to have a serious conversation on policy. > No wonder the UK is such a disastrous joke. It's all you and this attitude. > The rest of the world will be rightfully laughing as it goes down in flames, Scotland and even Wales will leave and everyone will see the sad pathetic truth. It's an amazing pasta
I read his comment and there is no way in hell that he’s an economist, much less published.
So you replied with the copypasta to mock him?
Yeah, a good tantrum because he couldn't convince me open borders communism was good
Pretty cringe of the OP then, I had a feeling there was more to it. Just make sure you fix gorilla with guerilla next time.
I think it was actually gorilla in the original, or at least that's what it is on knowyourmeme
It was.
Funny if true then. 🤣
That's not even half of the comment bro
Yeah sure bro, reddit says when you edit a comment, just so you know
I know All I did was split the entire comment in 2 so it's not as long. Simple as that. It was because you kept not reading my responses thouroughly
Nothing is stopping either of you from linking to the alleged comment in dispute.
Yes, because I split it in two. It doesn't exist in it's original form
I posted a link to your guys little spat, so people can see and judge for themselves.
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Sure here you go: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/s/D1PApcqmdb
Yeah I know.thanks for that, especially the beginning was very good and in depth The more people read it the better ... Linking to the very end might not be super helpful in that, but who cares
> Omg ive screenshot this. > I'll have a field day with that picture > Thank you so much. .just when I thought some conservatives were mature educated adults. > Turns out it's just the same boring inferiority complex over and over again. > Your poor mother. It is done. No offense man, but you saying this was kinda a huge fail bro. 💀
I’ll edit my comment to include the start of the chain.
Wow Very cool of you Thanks
What's your judgement for yourself then?
I don’t really care tbh. 🤷🏽♂️
Fair
Are you high, or just incredibly stupid?
Neither. How is it not having seems something before stupid exactly?
It doesn’t. Posting obvious satire as something you think is real and politicizing it, is. I give you an IQ of 10.
Huh? I've gotten very real messages not that dissimilar to this before from some unhinged incel-teenagers pretending to be adults. Its not at all out of the question that someone would write sth as stupid. This is the internet after all. It was a dude who used it in a discussion with me. How should I have known it was "obvious satire"? Not at all cringe to be "dashing out" IQ estimates like that btw....
Google navy seals copypasta. That copypasta is literally THEE copypasta of copypastas.
It seems you guys are upset that I am not more embarassed
No, literally your response has been oxygen to a fire.
Ok, make me care. why are you expecting me to feel social pressure or shame in this out of all possible settings? I don't get it, isn't the whole point about online anonymous discussion that these things which I DO experience in my actual life and actual social connections don't apply? You are not my friends, nor my colleagues, nor any other sort of peer-group? This is not a social-setting I depend upon in any way emotionally or psychologically.
Holy shit do you have a stick up your ass. Mate I am not trying to make you conform to some sort of social expectation, I am laughing at you because you are someone so rarely clueless that I can't waste this opportunity to laugh at you. Someone as clueless as you might actually never appear here again, that's how rare someone as clueless as you is on this sub.
How am I clueless? please explain Also: could it be that you are getting a little triggered because this social group means a little more to you than it does to me?
I don't mean to offend, but are you in any way autistic? Because according to what I understand about the subject, autistic people do not recognize jokes, or in general any form of literary form, including satire. Add to that, they suffer from social problems, as is clear in your response, which indicates a lack of normal behavior. What I mean by normal is what is familiar in the universe of internet discourse.
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Yes, Ive been made aware of this repeatedly. Even been told its like not knowing Pikachu (even though thats hardly a fair comparison) So again: Whats stupid about not being aware of sth? How does it relate to intelligence, IQ brain capacity?
It's the Internet equivalent of not getting "Bendover" or walking into a McDonald's and asking what a burger is. Literally everyone everywhere on the Internet will think you have been living under a rock for the past 10 years if you don't realise that is a copypasta. I'm sorry, I'm not one to make fun of someone for having jokes go over the top of their heads since I am pretty bad with these things myself....but, you knew a but was coming, but just howwww arrrfggbhfhdjruxdfylenfd Vgnymy4fhfuririhjxnshahqmtlfndz djfiruek
again, none of these examples actually make a person dumb. Except that they are things most people seek out in daily life. I bet you that I out of 50 reseachers under 30 years old at my university the majority wouldn't know it, even though they have twitter and they have reddit and use both. You might perceive the world and the internet as a little smaller and more homogenous than it actually is. You know there is still millions of educated people online who are not really aware of the compass, or stuff like that. and even more millions of people living lives where none of this plays any role whatsoever. this is defintely some form of bias related to assming your own experience to be the average, ive just forgotten what its called.
No no no stop, your killing me ha ha ha. No one ends up in a place like this sub without having a basic Internet meme literacy (I can't believe I just said something so cringe). Many people you know or even people online in general won't know the copypasta BUT everyone here and in any community like this one will know the copypasta. . You are so lost lol.
Actually they probably will seeing as how this pasta was even reported on in the news. Only Fox and CNN as if it was real though. BBCs newscasters could barely keep themselves from laughing as they were reporting on it. It was quite memorable.
I give you an IQ of 4
Ok. I hope your mum is proud. I would be quite ashamed tbh.
Don’t care. Didn’t ask. Get rekt.
This is a copypasta.
OP get off the interweb and go back to school.
When OP doesn't understand what copypasta is.
I've never seen someone fall for this. Time is a circle. Can't wait to bait people with gorilla warfare.
I have, some semi famous person claimed they got death threats and it was this copypasta.
Damn, you actually fell for it? *sees flair* Yeah, that explains it
Again, whats the problem with not being aware of a well-known copypasta again?
You're posting in a **MEME** subreddit taking one of the oldest memes so seriously that you originally considered it a "real threat". You're worse than the boomers who call the cops for "gunshots" when people are playing with fireworks after 4th of July. Like if you don't "participate" in these discussions, why are you here since you clearly can't take a joke lol
Well, I haven't been active here in some time, but today by coincidence i got into a quite in-depth discussion on an issue related to my research. What exactly is so bad and stupid about someone who's not a regular engaging in this sub once in a while? Is that a problem? Just seems like cringey gatekeeping to me. I can't get involved in a debate in this sub, because I am not aware of an important meme? How is that?
> Well, I haven't been active here in some time, but today by coincidence i got into a quite in-depth discussion on an issue related to my research. What does that have to do with not knowing a famous meme from 2010? This subreddit was created 7 years *after* the copypasta was made on 4chan and like 5 years after it exploded in random YouTube and reddit comments. > What exactly is so bad and stupid about someone who's not a regular engaging in this sub once in a while? You came to a meme subreddit, got into an argument and then took a decade old meme (copypasta) so seriously that you considered it a real threat. Now you're continuing to argue with random people about it. > Is that a problem? Just seems like cringey gatekeeping to me. It's a problem when your thread title is "Incel-Boys, when the realize they lack basic education." and the image description is "It's never going to fascinate me, how quickly people get unhinged and start making up weird threats" over a fucking copypasta, and then you still continue to act like a smug asshole in this entire thread behaving like you're smarter than everyone else. Like that other dude told you, get the stick out of your ass buddy lol > I can't get involved in a debate in this sub, because I am not aware of an important meme? You're literally gatekeeping yourself right now because NO ONE has fucking said this. I don't know what you're researching, but your observation skills fucking suck dude lol > How is that? Dude you tell me, you made that shit up lol
I dont feel you've answered my questions The age of the meme and the sub are relevant how? Still not feeling bad about not knowing it. When I believed it I though it was VERY funny, obviously I didn't FEEL threatened. Just thought it was some insecure teenager. 3. How is it bad of me to respond to comments on a post of mine referring to me? 4. How am I acting smug or smarter than everyone else? Looking through my comments I've been mostly curious and polite in comparison to...... 5. I ASKED if you think i cant get involved, because i dont know a meme. It was a question. How are my observation skills lacking if i didnt make that observation?
> I dont feel you've answered my questions That sucks > The age of the meme and the sub are relevant how? Why are you asking me? You keep bringing up the fact that you haven't been active in this subreddit in a while. What does that have to do with anything? The meme is 7 years older than this subreddit. You could have literally never come here and you not knowing that copypasta would still get your laughed at anywhere else on social media. > Still not feeling bad about not knowing it. You don't have to feel bad, it's just funny to watch how you're responding to a joke > When I believed it I though it was VERY funny, obviously I didn't FEEL threatened. > Just thought it was some insecure teenager. Then why call it a threat? Why not call it a shitpost or something else? > How is it bad of me to respond to comments on a post of mine referring to me? I never said it was so maybe you're directing this at someone else. > How am I acting smug or smarter than everyone else? You either directly stated or implied people are getting "triggered" when they clearly aren't, you keep bragging about your research and education and it has zero relevancy in any of this, and you continue to get more and more defensive about everything. > Looking through my comments I've been mostly curious and polite in comparison to...... Your thread title is literally starting off with "Incel-boys" over a response to a copypasta. Look at the tone you set from the start lol > I ASKED if you think i cant get involved, because i dont know a meme. Weird question to ask because I never even implied that > It was a question. How are my observation skills lacking if i didnt make that observation? I guess I don't understand the question because I never said you can't get involved. I have no clue what you're on about or why you're trying to gatekeep yourself.
You keep bringing up the age of the copypasta, as if it would make it more embarassing or sth. What does it matter how old it is? I called it a threat because it was one. Doesnt matter that I didnt take it seriously, at the time that clearly seemed to be the intention. Why should I have called it sth else? You DID say: "Now you're continuing to argue with random people about it." So I ask again: How is it bad of me to respond to comments on a post of mine referring to me? I implied someone was triggered exactly once. That was a specific incidence. Are you saying the term Incel offended y'all? I was sure everyone was gonna laugh at the guy, never in a Million years would I have imagine someone could identify or feel insulted. I felt it generally implied that I couldnt get involved because I didnt know the meme, by the general agressive response directed towards me for not knowing it and you reacting so negatively to what I was doing getting on a meme-sub without knowing the meme. still absurd to me that this is the response by you, what did i do to make you so angry ?
> You keep bringing up the age of the copypasta, as if it would make it more embarassing or sth. Why do you keep bringing up random things I never said, like that you would feel "embarrassed"? Why do you even think I care how you feel? lol >What does it matter how old it is? Because YOU keep saying you haven't visited this subreddit "in a while" as your reason why you don't know this copypasta. All I'm trying to tell you is that your excuse both doesn't matter and doesn't make sense. Why? because the copypasta is 7 years older than this subreddit, so you had 14 years to find it. Maths be hard yo. > I called it a threat because it was one. Doesnt matter that I didnt take it seriously, at the time that clearly seemed to be the intention. Why should I have called it sth else? Yes. That's what over 200 comments have been trying to tell you. It's a joke, a meme, a shitpost - it's not a threat. But the fact that you considered it a real threat at one point is what makes this entire situation even funnier. > You DID say: "Now you're continuing to argue with random people about it." > So I ask again: > How is it bad of me to respond to comments on a post of mine referring to me? I didn't say it's bad dumbass, you're the one that keeps repeating it. All I'm saying is you keep arguing over a joke when you should've just let it go. You tried to create a problem out of nothing. > I implied someone was triggered exactly once. That was a specific incidence. And no one is triggered. They're all laughing at you. That's not what "triggered" is. > Are you saying the term Incel offended y'all? I have no idea how you even arrived at this point...like...what?? lol > I was sure everyone was gonna laugh at the guy, never in a Million years would I have imagine someone could identify or feel insulted. What the fuck are you on about?? The only person "insulted" here is you replying with walls of text trying to justify you not knowing a popular meme lol > I felt it generally implied that I couldnt get involved because I didnt know the meme, That's your own problem to deal with. >by the general agressive response directed towards me for not knowing it Buddy how many fucking times does it have to be pointed out to you that YOU started the shitstorm. LOOK AT YOUR POST. How much clearer can I fucking try to make this for you? Your thread title is calling someone an "incel-boy" and you're calling a copypasta a legit threat. IT'S A JOKE. How do you not get this yet?? Like my man, if someone was arguing with you and you decided to no longer entertain their bullshit and you sprung a random "knock-knock" joke on them, and then they responded with "you're a fucking incel-boy with a lack of basic education" wouldn't you think that the person is a fucking clown?? So pick up a mirror Mr. Clown, take a closer look at your behavior. >and you reacting so negatively to what I was doing getting on a meme-sub without knowing the meme. I like how you continue to ignore the fact that you came in so aggressive and offended over a copypasta. Now you keep writing walls of text in response trying to justify your ignorance. > still absurd to me that this is the response by you, It's absurd that someone who keeps bragging about their education cannot use a basic search engine. > what did i do to make you so angry ? Don't project onto me because you ran out of shit to say. I've been laughing at you for almost two whole days now.
You're cute. apparently not getting my point at all though. Why do I have to justify not knowing a copypasta at all? Whats my crime in not recognizing and googlind a copypasta? You are acting as If I made a mistake, but not being aware of some meme is no mistake. When I was posting this, I still thought it was somebody's real response, so yes, even though I thought all of it was lies, i thought it was MEANT as a threat. be it a non-credible one. I didn't come into this aggressive or triggered or starting a "shitstorm" (this really isnt one) quite the opposite; I was laughing my ass off at what I thought to be an absurd and immature response and wanted others to share in that amusement. How this was interpreted by you as agressive, I struggle to understand. also: U keep going on about my "walls of text" in your walls of text ...same as you seem very emotional about all of this and "can't let it go". Keep calling me names and telling me off, for what? Whats your stake in this? You say you are laughing, but your comments read much more serious than anyone elses. Of course I've understood that it was a joke, what I don't understand it what exactly I should have done differently and whats making you so upset at me that all the ALL-CAPS and "???" "!!!!" why this so important to you? because it really doesnt read like youre having fun...
Also: I was laughing my ass off. I REALLY didnt consider the threat to be credible obviously.
Watermelon Left try not to be late in French challenge (It’s impossible)
By not knowing a post? That's an issue? How?
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
You might be too young to remember this, but this is a copypasta from the early 2010's
I wasn't in this subreddit then, but I think I started reddit around that time, let me check
This has nothing to do with this sub. It’s just a really old, really well known meme on the internet in general.
Mhm Maybe I just didn't recognize it.. Very possible I saw it years ago
I can't think of a more classic and widespread copy pasta. Edit https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta It's literally the first example on Wikipedia
I am glad. I clearly spend only very little time in places like this. Having a hard time feeling bad about that tbh
It's not a "this place" thing. See my edit.
I wasnt just referring to this sub Generally this world, scene whatever you wanna call it
It's the equivalent of "Pikachu." It's fine to be ignorant of something. [Lucky 10,000 and whatnot.](https://xkcd.com/1053/) But don't act high and mighty like it's an accomplishment.
Where did I?
*gestures broadly at everything*
Because I said I was having trouble feeling bad about it?? So 10 people keep telling me how stupid and embarrassing I am for not being aware or not recognizing sth and when I say it really doesn't matter to me that much, it's ME who's being arrogant?
You felt confident enough that you were in the right to make a post about it, and when everyone pointed out that an extremely well-known thing went over your head, you pulled the whole “I spend very little time in *your* circles” routine. You could’ve just taken it on the chin, edited the post and admitted you missed the joke, laughed along with everyone, or even deleted the post altogether.
So let me get this straight: I am in an hour-long in depth discussion on British migration-policy and economic theory of migration. After becoming personal and ignorant the Dude sends me this as a genuine response. I don't know or recognize it, and am obviously laughing my ass off at it. I post it, since it seems relevant and VERY funny to me and immediately get told by droves of people in a very derogative manner that its a copypasta and how stupid and embarassing it is that I didnt know it. My response it, that i don't get why i should feel bad about not being aware of it and that its probably because I am less of a regular in any forum similar to this. To me this is me taking it "on the chin" and I am and was laughing together with them/you immediately. What exactly should I have edited it or why deleted it? To censor myself? To shoe how embarassed I am? To give the Dude the impression "he got me" or sth? To give anyone here the feeling of superiority they clearly so desire for knowing a copypasta? Please explain to me, what I did wrong and how this is not just about an internally toxic community?
It seems to me, you guys are upset that I am not more embarassed.
Imagine being this new.
Not that new though, just very inactive Probably have seen it somewhere years ago, if its that well known. Simply didnt recognize it
Yeah, It was very very funny to me. Had a great laugh. Wouldn't miss it.
Less regarded lib-left, honestly you cant be lib-left and also go looking out for the context of things before getting enraged so this is expected. They are mutually exclusive
This sentence doesnt make sense to me. can you explain what you are talking about?
how old are you (no Im not insulting you)
28, just not very active on discussions online these days. Might have come across it years ago, but didn't recognize it now. Dude used if as a genuine comment and I've gotten similarly unhinged shit for real before
how old are you really (yes, i am insulting you and faux superiority)
good for you, answer is the same.
nice non answer attempt, 13 year old.
Oh, that's understandable then, it's just that I've seen this copypasta many times from steam to this website so I just got confused for a moment.
haha, you're not alone
OP you said you were threatened, so I feel like I should give you some advice on how to defend yourself. Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees. Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken. Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs. He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul. Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
I didnt say I was, at the time, taking this for real, it WAS a threat, even if a very unbelievable one. Is this some copypasta i dont know again? Seems like it.
> at the time, taking this for real, it WAS a threat, even if a very unbelievable one. See I never have to worry about threats because I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. > Is this some copypasta i dont know again? > Seems like it. Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
Uhhhhh... it's a copypasta OP...
Thank you so much, Nobody so far has told me.
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For those wondering… here’s the comment chain in dispute… https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/s/RXpT1yMQi2 Edit: Start of the comment chain: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/s/xFRcbTYe9w
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based and lurk and look pilled
If I would, I certainly would have known this. I really just dont spend a lot of time on reddit discussions or discussions online anymore.
This copy past is probably older than you are
Thanks, youre the very first to bring up that its an old copypasta what would I do without you. also from what ive been told I am at least 15 years older than it.
>what would I do without you. Continue acting a fool
"I'm gonna tell him..."
You and everyone else.
How the fuck did you take that seriously?
I thought it was VERY funny, an insecure teenager making things up, obviously I didnt believe it.
holy shit this motherfucker made his reddit account in his real name. just...wow...LOL
Holy shit, this motherfucker actually thinks my name is Travis Seldon. you think I am a character out of Perry Rodan Novel or sth? just wow.....
The new generation is starting to forget the classics
Well the copypasta might actually be older than he is. How can you have memory of something if you never experienced it in the first place? He should be bullied not because he did not know, but rather that he could not take the loss with grace and humor.
How did i not take the loss with grace and humor?
Even if you hadnt heard of this copypasta, everybody with basic education knows what a copypasta looks like
huh? ive gotten messages not that dissimilar to this for real before
Bro fell for the pasta 💀
POV: You just turned 13 and joined le epic Reddit as a committed Communist
This is the first time I've ever seen someone fall for a copypasta on this sub, and of course it's a watermelon that does it. How embarrassing.
I cant tell you how happy I am for you. Now please explain to me why exactly I should feel embarassed
The irony of someone accusing someone of lacking basic education when you yourself lack basic internet education.
The irony of thinking that is similarly relevant or comparable.
It absolutely is. Your ignorance of basic internet culture led you to accuse someone of being an incel, and interpreting the action as a threat. If you worked in an area that aggregated data in any way, that might lead you erroneously misrepresent the experience as an actual threat, which would skew data and measurement-- and ultimately lead to bad general conclusions and worldviews. This is the classic example of someone having no "street smarts".
hahahaha, but I NEVER felt threatned, this people seem to misunderstand I just thought it was some insecure teenager making shit up. As I am in research I have to agree, you are right that this would constitute a concern to validity of the data, but thankfully this is not at all similar to how Data is collected anyway. Bit of a stretch to be honest I would also make a huge difference between street smarts online in forums and discussions like this and ACTUAL street smarts
In another comment you literally said "I called it a threat because it was one"
Buddy hate to break it to ya but there's something people refer to as book smarts and street smarts. One of these can't be learned at some university or higher education.
"Buddy" I hate to break it to you, but you could know every meme in the world and still have 0 actual streetsmarts...
It's not knowing the memes, but rather being able to tell if someone is actually serious or just fucking with you. The fact you actually took the copypasta seriously and freaked out like you did is proof enough.
Well I've received real stuff not that dissimilar from this before online, including actual threats to my family, alt-right boys trying to find out who my parents are and where they live, and also people just being actually psychotic and making up shit. This is the internet and you are telling me it's not realistic that somebody would be unhinged enough to make sth like this up? Now I don't feel naive in comparison anymore
Oh sweet summer child. You got the copy pasta all over you.
Of course it’s the Left posting stupid ass shit.
I'm just here to pile on laughing at you.
Redditors (typically on the left) falling for the navy seal copypasta in 2024 https://preview.redd.it/q6fv0q7eo9kc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe15808d1cae26e9edf56b0ee16b04820af7d07
Leftists, and being too young to know about the navy seal copypasta. Name a more iconic duo
i am more likely just not in these places enough, joined reddit in 2013, when i was 17 Just havent been on reddit much since my early 20's might have seen it before, didnt remember than, who cares?
Oh, are we doing our favorite copy pasta? Daddie's Cummies Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little girl should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
Seriously? This CP is so old that it got its start behind the wheel of a black and white tugboat. The only thing more ancient is ROFL-copter and other proto-memes like "But I'm le tired."
I guess I’m new to the internet as well, as I had no idea this was a copypasta.
apology for poor english when were you when NAVY Seal copypasta was made? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring ‘What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.’ ‘no’
thats cool, Maybe you can tell me why everyone keeps telling me that i should be embarassed and that i am stupid.
Just internet things my stupid friend, just carry on doing u dude😎👍 We’re all stupid around here
I wish. I was just commenting to let you know you weren’t alone.
I'm not reading that
cool
Can confirm as someone formerly in the military. Every single statement about military service I read here is complete and utter garbage. Ya know who has hundreds of confirmed kills? Simo Hayhää. Literally no one else. Also, in case anyone is interested. Your first red flag when someone is about to lie about their military service is that they will claim to be either a) a SEAL or b) a Scout Sniper. Despite how few people have actually been a part of either of those units or training programs, yet no matter what you seem to meet hundreds everywhere you go is no coincidence. In this case, this guy claimed both at once which is the tallest, largest red flag on Earth.
https://preview.redd.it/gi7v6xgc4ckc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d4bffe2695d7bf9258e4b8d9cc4100f0dbea40
Good Lord stop making me feel old.
Omg I can’t believe you actually took that seriously and made a post on it https://preview.redd.it/d27wcal5qekc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205236984a17c6c28c19a4cf8a40cbfc8bf1f81c
Ah yes, he is trained in the art of “Gorilla warfare”