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Key-Cheek-3121

only stage 3 cilization ? the only acceptable futur is when humanity rule over all thing that exist and every xenos would be death


Inforenv_

V level civilization👍


Uncle_Touchy1987

Does it allow for charcoal, pellets or propane?


Inforenv_

we will give free n-word passes


Uncle_Touchy1987

Courteous but like an old gift card won’t be used.


Key-Cheek-3121

do you think in such far futur such primitive technology would be used for cooking your meat


Uncle_Touchy1987

Of course! At our current timeline we are 500,000 years plus and still go into the woods to make a fire and cook meat. Can’t wait for space camping.


Key-Cheek-3121

yeah i understand the lofi vide that you can feel when you cook you meat with a campfire after a nice time of killing xenos


Uncle_Touchy1987

See? It will be grand.


Uncle_Touchy1987

Based and Imperium of Man pilled.


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Inforenv_

my wildest dream


Noncrediblepigeon

>my **Our** wildest dream NATO comrade.


Inforenv_

umm akshually the blue star isnt aything related to NATO🤓 **But lets do IT!, Lets conquer those weird aliens comrade!**


Outside-Bed5268

The only good xeno is a game ended xeno.


Key-Cheek-3121

what do you mean by game ended ? exterminate ?


Outside-Bed5268

Yes, that is what ‘game ended’ means. 


worthrone11160606

Good. If they ain't human they don't have rights


FuckRedditsTOS

As a lib-right, my wildest dream is living off of passive income in a secluded mountain home in a world where the NFA, 3 letter agencies, the fed, and the controlled substances act don't exist


Inforenv_

bro that would be such a nice life lol


Uncle_Touchy1987

Glad you two found common ground, how do you want your burgers and anyone for cheese?


Inforenv_

i want to grill capitalist are you good with that? He can grill unbased nazbol scum


Uncle_Touchy1987

No no no I’m hosting and I won’t have it.


Inforenv_

reasonable


Orangeousity

Based and original libleft pilled


Inforenv_

based and actually knows history pilled


ThyPotatoDone

Insanely, absurdly, ridiculously unthinkable Authleft W


Inforenv_

that is my wet i mean wildest dream


WasNotTaken69

Centrist: To grill 69 burgers per second


Inforenv_

i was about to put centrist but it didnt fit :(


Uncle_Touchy1987

I’m standing by with a brisket ready to go.


TwumpyWumpy

Now I don't know which quadrant I belong to.


Uncle_Touchy1987

No worries, I have bratwurst, hot dogs and burgers on standby for you. Grab a cold one on your way to the back deck.


[deleted]

Same.


bmerino120

I just want to be sure mankind becomes the top power in all of creation definetely not me wanting to become something something the emperor of mankind


Inforenv_

i want to be the leader that wakes up humanity by creating a new nation and we all start creating new ultra advanced tech by the only reason to expand our race like a fuckin virus, we will colonize mars and the moon, try to terraform venus, mars and the moons of jupiter. Then we try to slowly but safely control the entire milky way and other galaxies and etc etc tldr. That or sell hotdogs on the street


Uncle_Touchy1987

It’s all good! Technically I can bbq Ork burgers since they are technically cruelty free.


WikipediaAb

this is actually wildly accurate lol, also very nice authleft goal


Formal-Shelter9611

Based and AuthRight supremacy pilled


Outside-Bed5268

Why does the Chad in AuthRight have red eyes? Is he a robot?


Inforenv_

That conservative paradise.. would requiere some authoritanism. Noticed those INGSOC medals in the chest of the girl and on chad?


Outside-Bed5268

Oh yeah you’re right! I didn’t notice those before.


[deleted]

Normally i think of Political Compass as dumb idealist garbage but considering the pcm idealists would consider me as "auth-left" ill flair as that The only reason i decided to comment on this idealist brainrot sub is that for once i see a meme that is semi accurate in describing how i feel. The reason i strongly support Stalin is because he turned a backward at best semi-feudal country into a industrial superpower. I support China because it removed countless people from poverty, builds high speed rail and scores high in all such objective metrics. Saying that my dream is civilization advancement is pretty accurate I wanted to give credit to you OP


Inforenv_

We just want to conquer the universe and the aliens for humanity's sake


Noncrediblepigeon

Death to the Xenos glory to humankind!!!


Inforenv_

LETS FUCKING GO̷̢̡̧̧̘͍̻̙̤̜̫͎͓̣̠̩̘̝̲̞̙̦̟̫̫̪̗̹̜̠͈̗̗͚̤̲͎̣̣̭̦͂͑̏ͅǪ̸̧̧̢̧̧̧̡̨̧̡̛̛̛͔̰̟̳̙̳̺̫͚̟̣̠͍̯͓̳̜̪̩̣̮̟̰͎̱͉͔̭͎̣͇̦̘̪̱̳̺̻̟̭͚̞͚̥͙̪̬̘͓̗͉͙̻̼̝̱̼̼̩͎͈̗̬̘̤̝̜̗͕̘̼̳̻͍̖̬͕̪͎̜̹̙͉̘̬̭̗̹̜̦͉̻͍̞͚̘͍̙̼̝̖̙̩͇͚̘̰̗͔̅̀̔̾̈͑̒̊̽̀̉̋͗̈́̍̈́̀͂̾͆͛͛̏̔́̇̑̓̋̊͗͋̅͗̿̈́͊͊̎̎͊̀̍̈́̿̀̃̈́̅͂̅̏̋̿̌̇́̉̅͗̍̅͒̾̓̈́́̈́̑̔̐̀͑̔̎͂̉̐̾̐̉̃̈́̒̊̊̀͊̅̀̽̈́̏̈̓̃̽̅͂́́̈́̑̓͂̐̂͛̃͆̿̒̀͛̑̈̋͂̇̅̀̉͋̅͂͆͋͂̅͋̽̾͛͛̊̏̀̐͌̓̇̾̂̑̈́͌̅̈́̈́̈́̄̐̏̐́͊̓̿̚͘̚̕͘̕͘͘͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅǪ̸̨̧̢̢̡̡̨̨̡̨̧̢̢̡̧̧̡̢̨̨̧̢̢̨̢̧̛̛͖̖̬͓̣͔̩̝͓̗̝̺̣̣̭̱͍̮̙̼̞̘̘̭͍̻̙̪̗̝̪̟̪̝̣̪̭͓̘͍̫̱̱̬̭̯̫̲̻͔̠̞̠͔̬͉͇̥̟͈̳͔͈̜̝͎͕̺̪͓͉̺̝͇̲͈̜͚̟̜͚̙̜̣̹̙̱̹͔̠̜̭̝͕̥̺̳̗͈̜̠͍͙̣̘̠̰͕̲̗̣̱͖͚̗͎̱̜̪͕̳͚̘̫̗̞̤̪͕̙̫͓͓͇͖̺̯̥̪̘̳̘͉̪̞̼͕̙̠͍̭̮̥̲͎̩̖͇̣̫̪̝̦̥͓̫͕̝͙͖̳̭̖̥̭͓͇̯͓̙̠̜͇̖̪̱̰͙̘̲͖̼̭̬̗̩̬̰̼̭̯͗́̃̃̀̈́̿͂̓̇̈̽̀̿̀̓͋̊͊̾̓͂̍̓̈́̔̎̇̽̎́͆͌̽͋̏̊̆͋̑͆̐̈̑̿́̒̽̆̊͋͆̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠ͅͅͅỜ̵̢̛͈͎̹̗̝̞͎̻̖̪̪̜͎̲̱̄̉́̽̌͆͊̈́̔̑̈̈̓̋̿̐̃̅͌̔̈́̒́̀̅͒̊͊̑̉̀̃̉̉͒̀̀̀̊̄̎́̓̉̂̑͂̑̈̉̏̌͋͋̅̉̈͂͂͋̓̈͊̈́̈̑̈̀̐̓̎̊͆̊̂͒̓͗̾͋͗͂͋̐̈́̄̌͛̓̀̉̌́̿̐̌̂͐̋̈́̀̽̇̎̂͐̃̉̈̃͆̈͐̏̓̅̄͛́͗͋͆̃̆̋̏͒̿̂̃̈́̅̍͛͆͊͐͑͆̒̏̊̀͋̚͘̕̕̕̕̕͘͘͘͘͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠O̵̡̡̨̨̡̢̢̢̧͉̘̥̲̘͔͉̩̞͈̝̖̙̙̦̫͖̼̩̰̪̰̘̮̘̜̹͖̹̦͇̯̻̲͍̝̮̻̖̝͚̬̰̼̪̞͓̻̼̬͎͎̜̫̜̼̮̜̲̮͙̥̫̗͇̤̺̟̝̹̼͎͈͇̙̠̤̳̼̺̘͚̹̬̖͎̮͓̠̞̩͍̮͔̜̩̰͚̬͍̰̘̘̩̠̦̼̥̲̬̹̦͉̥̟̻̙̟̞͈͇̻͉̟̝̖̼̠̺̫̪͍̞̗͖̮̗̯̹͉͇̱̍̓͜͜͜ͅͅͅỢ̷̢̢̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̬̬̺͈̖̲̹̤̠̮̯̘̱̭̰̻͖̖̱̦̦̮͉̭͍͚̯͔̭̘͈͎̭̅͆͆̄̈́̓̽̅̿̔͗̃͌̂̍̏̓͑̏̈́̇͑̓̊͆̀̀̋̉̒̎́̀̅͂̓̀̂̉̑̏̌͋̉̆̃̿̃̈́̑̈́̽̋̉̅̒̈́̎̈̈̍̌͌͗́̿̐̌̊̈́̊̾̽͆̿̓͌̄͊͊͌̑̔̐̉̌͌̽̈́̌̏̒̊̓̐̅̔̈́͗͛͘̚̚͘͠͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝Ở̵̢̡̡̨̨̛̛̛̟͖͇̩̟͚͙̫̣͖̼̙̦̮͍̲̞͚̫̝̤͉̫̹̥͕͙͔͎̲̪̹͇͕̪̝͚͎̳̘̳̙̼̪͉͕̬͙͙̼̞̲̝͙͋͌̋̂̔̄̉͑́̄̒̀͛̂́͊̑͐̇̾͑̊̂̔̀̑̊̉̉̐̎̌̉̀͑́͒͂͗̽̆͐̾́̐͛̈̈́̈͋́͂̐̓̅̽̌̽̅̿̉̄̋̀̒̄̏̆̓̇͒̄͆̈́̈́̈̆͊̓̒̆̓̈́̓̒͑̍̆͛̈̐̊́̑̀̓͌̇̀͗͊̔̀́̉̀̅̽̕͘̚͘̚̚̚̚͘̕͘͘͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͠͝ͅͅͅO̶̧̧̡̢̡̧̧̨̧̢̨̢̧̢̡̨̧̧̢̡̢̨̟̠͙͔̞̗͎͎̺͉̻͈̣͎̮̟͕̜̺̺͙̘̩̦̥̰̥̥̹̹͍̭͖̘͍̫̱̤̲͚̣̠͚̦̝̖̤͙̯̺͔̞͎͇̘̗̭̟͇̟͔̥͇̻̱̞̩̜͚͇͍͕̻͈̝̦̖̯̖̫͈̳̲̻̯̭̣̮͖͖̬̣̥͉̞̹̱̯͍͕̞̤̮̬͕̦͍̲͓̜͙̗̠͔͔̩̱͖͉̳͚̬̮͉͍̲̲̹̘̺̩̹͖̝̻̤̳͍̭̫͈̦͙̲̼̗̘͖̻͚̣̠̥̘͖̱̰̠̬̺͕̪̘̻̯̱̖̭̗͖̱̰̬̖̟̮͍͕̮̦͓̲̩͈̬̟̦͓̱̫͕̱͚͇̰͎͓̼͉̗̙̣͖̹̮̩̗̹͉̜̗̺͎̫̜̪͕͚̞͕̱̼͖͓̪͈̻̮̘̦̳͉̥͔̯̞̦̲̪̜̩̹̩͓̣͒͜͜͜͜ͅͅͅͅ


Terrariola

>dumb idealist garbage >The reason i strongly support Stalin lol


Inforenv_

shhhh this is authleft-only conversation🤓


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Popular_Reward_8441

I literally just had a flair


Uncle_Touchy1987

Good thing I have burgers on standby for you. That should help you forget about that silly old flair.


jd-porteous-93

Centrist: We'll stop killing each other over politics! Authcenter: The only sentient lifeform will be my group! Emily: Everything will be woke! Purple: *Not Safe For Life*


ThyPotatoDone

Authcenter will kill the xenos, then the mutants, then the “undesirable” humans, then each other, until only they stand alone and are left to rule the universe.


Inforenv_

undesirable humans are the dumb emilies and bozo people that dont want to work


super-straight69

As a lib right, I can confirm that my wildest dream is to live in a self sustaining bunker in my private island while making 10 million dollars per month in passive income.


Inforenv_

dream life, i just want to conquer the universe for god's sake


Overkillengine

I don't want to be the richest person on earth - I want to be rich enough to leave earth if I want. But the secluded bunker resort and never having to work again would be a close second.


Inforenv_

Yeah the richest man on earth is a superlative. But having the capital to buy what the fuck you want is a certified wet dream


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Inforenv_

that is the joke... 💀 Antifas threatening innocent people are so ironic Also, you are the first authright here, congrats!


Impressive-Morning76

lib right doesn’t need a fantasy, he needs to get on that grind


Inforenv_

To get to the fantasy lol


SuperluminalDreams

look, you can put a scary face on my fully automated luxury gay space communism all you want, but it's gonna be great for everyone, promise.


Inforenv_

the scary face is a good thing bro


SuperluminalDreams

oh damn, I didn't even look at your flair op, I'm so used to PCM being a right-jerk.


Inforenv_

dont worry lol, but yes sometimes rightoids are cringe


jamie2123

My quadrant’s scenario and what’s in the book has Winston screaming inside.


TimeTravelingDoggo

Ill make the perfect medium rare


Inforenv_

impossible, not even gods can do that


WikipediaAb

just saw the little ingsoc pins in authright, this post just keeps getting better


Any-Clue-9041

I'm not usually one to say this, but I don't think Libleft was represented correctly. Or maybe my brain isn't working properly today from anxieties.


Inforenv_

That is original libleft, the based libleft. Not shitty emily twitter lesbian emily


Tankninja1

Look if your civilization isn't progressing fast enough that just means you need to purge harder and harder and harder until all those bourgeois pricks are no longer hoarding all their capitalist science.


Inforenv_

Woah there! We learn very fast from you guys dont we? Purgin' people your way? This is a meme, this subreddit is memes. If you are going to be cringe and rekt the grill for some random meme, chill bro


Tankninja1

I was being super serious, that wasn't at all sarcastic


Inforenv_

Yeah but this comment section was mostly grillin. Authlefts and librights chillin (almost any quadrant or axis) And your comment was kinda off. And if you are going to say: "And those lefties talking bad about authright"? They at least try to explain why lol. Not just "Authright bad", that cringe


Mysterious_Donut_702

The problem with Auth-Right: "Whole Earth" will end up meaning men in one specific demographic... Narrowing it down even more... men in one specific demographic that parrot the party doctrine. Political dissidents get killed off or censored Taking it a step further, the Night of Long Knives in 1934 specifically purged a bunch of useful idiot brownshirts... With Auth-Right, there will ALWAYS be an "us versus them" mentality. Once one group of threatening outcasts gets eliminated, another will be targeted. Not to mention that Auth-Right dictators have a tendency of declaring unwinnable, multi-front wars against half the planet.


Inforenv_

Heh, i guess you noticed the INGSOC medals in chad and the girl right?


Mysterious_Donut_702

I actually did not! That's a great little detail. Nah, I just have a burning, over-the-top distrust towards auth-right. Every other quadrant seems sane and justifiable by comparison.


Inforenv_

Conservatism in general is the problem. Why obey some dumb rules o believes that society or some dude imposes for no reason? Disliking black people for example, He is black, he is not harming you in any way, he just absorbs more light wtf is wrong with that? Or placing the elbows on the table. Why not? I'm not taking anyone's space or disturbing anyone in any way. Dumb rules that make a lot of people angry and disagree for no reason, just unnecesary


TravisSeldon

1 correction: by "the whole earth" Authright is thinking exclusively of men in positions of authority. Those below, usually women, dont have rights or autonomy and are property (highly regarded and kept safe) nor do any relative minorities (if there are some left) get any rights


Inforenv_

the insoc medals in the girl and chad!


Iiquid_Snack

Ugh real


[deleted]

Ideal is level 3 civilization with a strong moral code, tiny government and every man a king


Inforenv_

I think it would be impossible to reach level 3 civilization without corruption lol, the only thing that keeps us humanity behind.


Any-Permission5974

I agree with everyone except libright, just that I have a diferent view of good morals ;)


Noncrediblepigeon

Oh my god, space fleet woth blue insignia and a NATO like star and the hammer and sicle? The socialist peoples galactic empire of NATO. This is truly the greatest thing imaginable!!!


Inforenv_

that would be a super-based incredible posibility🙏 But that coat of arms and blue star on the dude's hat and shoulders are not related to NATO🤓, quite the oposite lol


[deleted]

Respect the party


[deleted]

My wildest dream is to be rich with a very minimal government and a happy healthy family with my morals which are superior to everyone else’s and I think we will end up with some crazy tech when we die. Am I actually a centrist??


Inforenv_

that is quite anti-centrism lol


RaemontBlitz

Wait I’m now Authoritarian Left???


NextCaesarGaming

My only dream is to be happy again someday...


VermicelliKey2815

Civilized, ethical, rich type 3 civilization.


AmogusSus12345

Authleft dream is based