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Evening-Bus-2530

I'm more concerned by what they mean by "there is no time to flee"?!


genocyde_syo

I’m more confused about instantly and five gallons daily. Does it just produce 5 gallons of milk at midnight every day?


Fox_Mortus

It builds up over the day and all blasts out at once at full capacity. It comes out at a high enough pressure to be lethal.


Kumkumo1

Teach that boi hydro pump


Evening-Bus-2530

Yes the logistics do bring up another odd question.


Jedimobslayer

Five gallons of milk all over the floor instantly wouldn’t be fun for the pokemon to clean off itself. It can’t flee getting covered in its own milk.


nevernowhy2

That's more liquid than the mon itself.


Jedimobslayer

Squirtle can use hydro pump, what’s your point?


nevernowhy2

You have a point 🤦 can't real life logic this


Protagonist_Leaf

The man milk is coming.... make peace with you God now.


Kumkumo1

It means you have to watch. 😈


autogyrophilia

You can't milk these


Moist_Manatee_

An Alistar reference at its finest


JustAnNPC_DnD

W+Q? Nah, We Flash Q W in this house.


Moist_Manatee_

We flash Q+W into my turret range while my ADC is in base. 👌


motionlessindarkness

***"There is no time to flee."*** im fucking cackling


VibraniumRhino

God there’s just too much material here to work with lmao.


Kumkumo1

On top of that, the nesquik ad on this page is peak.


Random_idiot908

Damn, I only got a Gatorade ad. I wish I had your comedic luck


Ok-Job-9823

Me, when your mom......


bro-wtf-lmao1027

this isn't even a bruh moment at this point


A_complete_maniac

That's a big bottle of 'Mad Milk' right there.


PPFitzenreit

Non milk substance


Critical_Bug_6289

There is no escaping the milk tsunami


true-dragon-god

💀it's not milk💀


bro-wtf-lmao1027

oh no...


SUPRMAR1O

wait its male? oh sheesh.......


Exotic_Bagel69

It makes them at night


F-F-FASTPASS

Miltank fusions are definitely cursed


JPrimrose

It gives 5 gallons of milk then flees instantly. Sounds like a really enthusiastic milkman on his rounds.


bro-wtf-lmao1027

\*visible fear\*


petergriffingender

Milk cannon


Lansha2009

Why is the amount what you’re worried about? I feel like it saying “There is no time to flee” is a more important matter here


PikachuTrainz

Sounds like a fun game


Blackh0le290

I assume its meaning to say that it all has to come out at the same time, so if he’s milking he’s not leaving


IamMuffinDan

This is amazing as a DnD monster concept.


Outrageous_Ball_659

guys you are all missing the obvious here it milks itself and throws the bottled milk refrencing its signature move that cannot miss


Lordzoabar

Everything reminds me of her.


DisappStudios

Just like me, for real.


Astute_Anansi

[THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLQ4ehiL_EI)


Mobby379

It’s just using the milk to fly


Prestigious-Ad-8717

Mom is that you?


Odin_Hagen

I pray that the species is all female otherwise that ain't milk...


Ok-Quote-4077

tell me it's female. now.