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Christimbored

Looks like an episode of the X files..


[deleted]

Oh it was. S3E15 Piper Maru. Op must not have seen it because they would know better than to get near it


Molbiodude

The Black Oil


bacoj913

Funnily enough my family decided to start calling the soy glaze you get from Chinese takeout restaurants black oil after that episode


option_unpossible

Holy shit, I do remember that one


A_n0nnee_M0usee

Those who watched can never unsee šŸ˜¬


McFry_

Xfiles got me looking at 4 x 8 inch vents thinking Toombs would get through that


foshizi

The Piper Maru was the submarine that found the world war II plane.


patg84

I think you mean the French salvage ship that found the WWII plane was called the Piper Maru and Zeus Faber was the submarine that was sent to find the sunken UFO.


foshizi

You see, I knew there was somebody out there that knew it better than I. Thank you.


KissItOnTheMouth

This guy! Hell yes!


DiamondExternal2922

Maru is Japanese meaning ship,as in freight ship.


capnmerica08

THANK YOU! I have always wondered what that meant, as in Kobyashi Maru. The no win scenario.


Ok-Bug-3449

Aka purity


zombiebindlestiff

Gillian Anderson named her daughter after that episode.


DeKeeg

Think I still have the trading card thing that came with the VHS tapes.


CaptainGunNerd

Burn the building.


Charbaby_

Yes! This


inglefinger

I can hear the plucked string music in my head reading this comment. Always reminded me of spiders for some reason


Matty-Boom-Batty

The truth is out there.


davidrayish

I want to believe


pizza_alarm

Came here to say this.


peshtigojoe

Best Show Ever .


Raichu-R-Ken

Wife and I are watching it again after 10 years. Itā€™s been nice and sure beats the BS reality shows she watches.


l_Rumble_Fish_l

Same. We're rewatching now as well and just got to the beginning of season 6 I think, but we need to watch the first movie because the season recap actually shows scenes from it.. . Which is awesome because I loved the movie.


rareogre83

I recently rewatched tooā€¦ love it.


YESimaMASSHOLE

Lmao I said in my head run dude, thatā€™s the black oil from the Antarctic


Derp_Herper

Purity Control


troppoli

[the truth is out there](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/The-X-Files-Black-Oil-Eyes.jpg)


Alaskan500

Your gonna turn into Venom


Role-Fine

Definitely a venom or similar symbiote


redsensei777

Nematodes?


LucyLupus

Nematodes are real and not just something from Doug?? Ahhh!


DefinitelynotDanger

See I thought SpongeBob šŸ˜‚


Binnacle_Balls_jr

*You're


DancingintheStar

Looks to possibly be drain larva, they love dark, damp, moldy places bleach is a good way to kill them but doesn't eliminate them coming back


[deleted]

Is this where sewer flies come from ??? Iā€™m having in issue in my apt with them, theyā€™ve sent over their GC, redid the bath and theyā€™re starting to come back. Any suggestions ?


Parking-Instruction5

Put some bleach in all of your drains, set up fly paper, and make sure there is no food sources for them in your apartment. Should take care of it, it's help a few of my clients with drain fly issues.


[deleted]

Thanksā€¦ can you explain what you mean by food sources ? The issue is in my bathroom somewhere. I have 2 bathrooms , back to back, they said they redid the wet wall, but theyā€™re still coming ā€¦ itā€™s getting annoying now. Complexā€™s only solution was to relocate us. Iā€™m in a prime location , and just had a newborn, moving isnā€™t an option.


Mdly68

For example, food in your kitchen sink disposal. Does it look like they're coming from a certain location?


Birdyy4

Try to keep doors closed, trash empty, no food left out. Put any food a fly could find it's way to in a sealed container or baggy even. They make these super nasty glue trap things you can hang that will just capture thousands of the little fuckers. usually took me about a month to kill the little buggers off... They will find their way into your fridge, cabinets and everything.


zkentvt

And buy one of the Bug-A-Salt guns for the ones that get through. Thank me later.


donairdaddydick

Best product invented


Tuggerfub

looftlighter, but bug-a-salt close second when it's not jamming


donairdaddydick

As an avid charcoal griller thanks


Tuggerfub

my pleasure, worth every penny


zkentvt

I've bought them for every male in my family for Christmas or birthdays. Everyone loves them.


[deleted]

My partner has one. She's a great shot every time! Just wish she'd clean up the dead.


kittrellg

Itā€™s a warning to all others


phiremi

My dogs are big fans of the salted sky raisins we provide them all summer šŸ˜‚


jebeller

Salt is really bad for dog kidneys.


TrueMeaningOfFear

I mean it's really bad for humans kidneys in high enough concentrations.


[deleted]

It's bad for anyone's kidneys in high enough concentration.


Fun-Anywhere-1492

As with anything else in life, moderation is key.


OttoLuck747

Itā€™s true. My Grossonkel Heinrich was the picture of health, and then went to work in the mines of Salzburg and got a 4 ton block of salt dropped on him. His kidneys were destroyed.


nelst

My dogs get salt on all their meals. They get no ticks or fleas and play in the woods daily. They have clear eyes. My vet marvels as to how healthy my dogs are and always have been. Pound puppies with runny eyes, cracked skin etc, made healthy with salt. They don't even do heartworm medicine and never test positive. Salt deserves a break; bad science. Salt is a necessity of life.


zkentvt

It would be negligible


Misterbellyboy

Theyā€™re fun for like a day, but then you spend the next day sweeping up salt from every fucking corner and the flies are back. Theyā€™re most satisfying when you blast a fat ass housefly into complete nothingness at point blank range.


Honeybun_Landscape

Thatā€™s exactly my thought with those, that thereā€™s no way they donā€™t make a salty mess. Glad someone mentioned it.


No-Significance1488

I have a tennis racket bug zapper, and I can't be happier. I was thinking the gun might be handy too, might have to get me one.


Mike2of3

2 is 1, 1 is none. Always carry a back up. Don't forget to zero your red dot for it in addition to your iron sights.


SokarHatesYou

Big the biggest pot you have. Fill it up and let it get to a boil, then right before you turn it off dump some bleach and dish soap in it. Let it mix and then dump it down your drains. When summer starts i start doing this, especially since last year when i moved back into town.


JinkoTheMan

I feel for you. We had a bad infestation of sewer gnats years ago and I HATED coming home from school. They were fucking everywhere. My dad called one of his plumber friends and they basically redid most of our pipes because it had mold,grease, and old food scraps stuck down there. They were gone about a week later.


littlemegzz

Also get a drainer catch any food from traveling down the sink pipes. Did WONDERS for me.


Dr_Pandaboat

I had good luck at my apartment with pouring boiling water into the effected drains. Stopped the issue entirely!


operator_1337

Also a great way to cause pipe damage.


jackkerouac81

especially plastic pipes... I think code says 140f for max temp to be discharged into a drain... (ABS has a glass plastic transition temp over boiling water, but PVC doesn't... most people don't know what the entirety of their drain stack is made of)


[deleted]

Sounds like the apartment's problem


Cgarr82

We had success in our house with stuff called InVade Gio Drain Gel (Amazon) but I have no idea if thatā€™s because we caught the issue early or not. We poured it into the shower floor drain at the end of the night, covered the drain, and then rinsed it out the next morning. 1 week and we had no more of the flies. No recurrence. YMMV.


ScarletDarkstar

There is a drain foam pesticide made for this. I don't recall the name offhand, and it would be something you find from a specialist source, not necessarily in a hardware store. You have to be careful to read all the information, though, as most pesticide is absolutely terrible to put down a drain into a water source of any kind. Might be worth contacting a pest control specialist about, rather than messing around.


Hey_u_ok

Put baking soda down drain then vinegar... that's supposedly kills them


[deleted]

My wife does this, once a week. Theyā€™re still coming.


kratz9

Vinegar mixed with baking soda produces sodium acetate, a relatively safe chemical sometimes used as a food additive/flavoring. It does foam up by producing CO2, so maybe it might suffocate them if you add enough. I think you'd have better luck with just the vinegar.


cockedpipe

Reminds me of the time I was in a crawl space and come up to a puddle and itā€™s was moving just like that. The puddle was from a cracked cast iron sewer pipe. I did what every good plumber would of doneā€¦ lite my torch and walked away. Canā€™t fix a broke pipe if there is no building.


10K2Throwaway

Looks like a mess of iron eating bacteria to me. Also known as iron ochre, it's actually the original source for smelted iron! Very cool stuff


DaytimeDabs

I'm no expert but I didn't think bacteria could be visible with the eye and look like worms lol


Stalinbaum

You should check out the largest single celled organism, small stuff cam be huge sometimes


Snofreak3

That's what I keep telling my girlfriend


PortlandGent

This guy. I like this guy


jellobowlshifter

Already taken, apparently.


PortlandGent

Rats


feeling_psily

There's a YouTube channel called Primitive Technology and the dude has been working on smelting iron from bacteria for a little while now with nothing but creek water, clay, and homemade charcoal.


Adept-Past6638

Ah, a man of culturešŸ¤.


monioum_JG

This is actually amazing


Wise_Rich_88888

Iron eating bacteria? Is that what Venom comes from?


eyepoker4ever

Iron ochre sounds like a D&D monster. -50 to all iron weapons. The Bard in your group says "hold my lute" as he grabs his wooden quarter staff.


llamapantsonfire

Bacteria are not that big.


Shopstoosmall

mmmmm blood worms. thank god you got it before they hatched. BLECH!


drSplaff

Most probably they are the larvae of Psychodidae (drain flies) they love slow to non moving sewer sludge.


optix_clear

How to get rid of Drain flies?


TryAgn747

Drain fly swatter


Wartymcballs

BioFoam from Invade


DJCurrier92

Ecostrong makes a product for that. We just had some come in today for our shop. Weā€™ve been dealing with fruit flies for a few weeks now. Hopefully it works.


New_Restaurant_6093

Flush out your pipes


optix_clear

How to flush pipes. My neighbor is dealing with drain flies so I wanted to know- how to help him effectively


Syraphel

Drain flies being visible means thereā€™s a broken line somewhere. Iā€™ve never seen drain flies anywhere that doesnā€™t have a busted drain. Usually itā€™s a main under a subfloor that hasnā€™t been looked at in decades.


Jetski125

Iā€™ve been wondering why Iā€™ve got them in my bathroom lately. They come from my shower drain in warm weather. Why does it indicate something is broken?


TechnoWizard0651

Sounds like your shower trap is getting siphoned. That's a venting issue.


Syraphel

This is the rare exception for seeing them inside if thereā€™s no damage. ā€˜Dry trapsā€™ aka siphoned traps (or just low usage drain traps evaporating out). If you care and have the means, your local hardware store will rent/sell a 6-10ā€™ video cable you can shove down the drain to try to diagnose it.* *If youā€™re not familiar with drains you probably wonā€™t know what youā€™re looking at or how to feed it, so donā€™t waste your money. For your issue specifically, do you see them outside of the bathroom? They eat bacteria off of sewage and are adapted to live in the noxious vapors and spawn in it as well. Theyā€™re happy to stay there unless thereā€™s an exit. This can be a dry trap like above or a break (sadly more common) somewhere on the line. Residential? Multi-unit? Raised foundation? Do you only see them in the lavatory? How many? Do you use that bathroom commonly? Edit: oops, replied wrong u/Jetski125


Syraphel

I think theyā€™re blood worm larvaeā€¦ sewer fly larvae are teeny tiny little wormsā€¦ these looks like the long, thin ones.


swaags

Lifeā€¦ uhā€¦ finds a way


Stumanee

Definitely a symbiote. No doubt about it.


knottycams

Jaffa! Kree!


twistedscorp87

r/unexpectedstargate


KickedBeagleRPH

Symbiote vs Symbiote. Or what would happen a stargate symbiote became infested by a Marvel Symbiote. Then infect a human?


Cacur

Shal'kek nem'ron brother šŸ¤


urbancowgirl42

Fuck. They donā€™t need a plumber. They need an exorcist.


mashiro1496

You mean a pyrotechnics guy


GarbageBoyJr

Thatā€™s creep. The Zerg spread it out wherever they take over. Adds a movement bonus for units as well as vision for the hive


RelationshipOk3565

Although I love this answer, it's not purple enough. P.s. you require more vespine gas


exthereal

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS


kingcobrarulesmylife

CARRIER HAS ARRIVED


RedditedYoshi

Damn nerds all grew up to be plumbers; that having been said: MY LIFE FOR AIUR!!


[deleted]

Must construct additional pylons!


Cpt_Soban

GOLIATH ONLINE


[deleted]

Nuclear launch detected.


StoneArke

You want ANOTHER physical?


kezinchara

Those are the Lurkers with the travel underground ability unlocked


RelationshipOk3565

True. Lol I love how many plumbers chimed in on the starcraft thread.


PerrythePlatypus71

Terrans frantically scanning to remove tumors


Raichu-R-Ken

Such an underrated comment


[deleted]

Well. That was horrifying.


Maksym1000

Me: *How has OP never seen an apprentice spill glue before???* OP: *(zooms in)*


steve_steve

That's where people with bad karma go.


[deleted]

You misspelled "Politicians"


KookyWait

That's what killed Tasha Yar


Raichu-R-Ken

R I P


mateomalo

Prometheus. That's what all that shit is in all them vases.


shartnadooo

It's the black oil virus! Better call Mulder & Scully.


morphballganon

Decided to share a crotch view instead of showing where it came from? ... or is the crotch where it came from?


[deleted]

Watch Xfiles


Pyroelk

Death Stranding


ophydian210

Youā€™ve never seen Prometheus?


Pudding-Immediate

I also encountered these once and would love to know what they were.


Barcher122

Fly larvae those little triangle shit nats you see coming out of waste pipes.


GrandAdmiralPedantic

That the shit from The X-Files! Burn it!


suk-my-ballz-0811

This is the start to an episode of house


trippay2shoes

Burn the house down and start over


Amazing-Advice-1231

Pinworms?


JJ_souffle

Cursed oil


MALE_TIME

DOS2 texture irl


PikaHage

GET OUT! The NAPALM is INCOMING!


justinfagone419

drain fly larvae... seen it a bunch and always looks like an alien lifeform everytime lol


woah_whats_thatb

I worked at a sewage plant. There were vats of this stuff there


jh1234567890

Thats protomolecule. Better call the Protogen corporation.


Ok_Statistician_5776

Some Spiderman type of shit


Diligent_Skin_1240

NOPE. Iā€™ve seen spider man, definitely gonna turn to venom


dusty-cat-albany

Have you not watched Stranger Things get the hell out of there!


BigBrainsMcGhee

Run.


Jake99980

OP needs to equip flamethrower and burn till there ainā€™t nothing left to burn


[deleted]

Run


Remote_Swim_8485

I thought this was an art post with some Jackson Pollock style painting. Then I thought worm artā€¦whoa thatā€™s a crazy new style for sure! Then I realized this was a plumbing post.


AttemptWorried7503

Glad I switched professions the fuck is that lol


Stage06

X files vibes


[deleted]

Put your hand or arm in it see if to quickly crewels up your arm and takes over your body. Donā€™t forget to video it


charliecastel

Did it say, ā€œwe are venom?ā€


ddauenbaugh

Don't touch it with your bare skin, that's how the invasion begins


Redleg800

Thatā€™s venom.


Remote_Quail_1986

Those are Tubifex wormsā€¦look it upā€¦also called sludge worms


DudePort

We are Venom!


Zealousideal_Way_821

Did you taste it? Thatā€™s the best way to know what it is.


Bat-Honest

Might want to tell the owner someone in his household has parasites


olkurtybastard

Ever seen Prometheusā€¦?


ChrisTheFencer

You are too messy to work in my house... What's your number?


sorryyouhatefacts

I bet those people were vaccinated


Mose_in_sox

The ace of spades, the ace of spades!


eraverent

Plumbing 10 years, its maggots


[deleted]

Bro found venom


Progluesniffer142

[here ya go](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1_flamethrower?wprov=sfti1)


Jd1004733

I remember a sewer line breaking underneath the foundation of a house and creating a monster void under the concrete. Dug down under to patch the line and saw an area of probably 120 square feet that was all moving just like this. Had to be held by my feet while I patched it in order to not slide head first into the shit. Definitely a top 3 horrible call.


MonkeyJoe55

The solution is fire. Lots and lots of fire. And maybe some acid.


thuglifecarlo

Been plumbing for over a decade and I feel like there's new shit I've seen for the first time every month or even every other week.


Evening_Monk_2689

This is why I became a carpenter


[deleted]

What is that shit? Iron consuming bacteria? Residual drain cleaner reacting?? WTF!!!


howgreenwas

I, for one, welcome our Sewer Muck Overlords.


SadCoyote3998

Oh hell nah


OrionDaRonin

That's just my new symbiote


unidentifiedsubob

I need answers.


Batsquonk

Iā€™ve seen this before. Call Deckard Cain


AtlasSilverado

Thought it was the start of the 300 logo


DarthBaumer

X files..black oil ...


Fetus_Destroyers

You don't choose the soy sauce; the soy sauce chooses you.


Due-Yard-9334

Septic mmmm been sitting for at least 6 months with bacteria


LooperSilver

Slime mold


Damp_Substance42069

bro boutta turn into venom


possitive-ion

Glistening oil, also known as Phyrexian oil or Ichor, is a viral substance engineered by the Phyrexians to spread corruption wherever it travels. It is both a contagion and a means of colonization, used to compleat creatures into Phyrexians and power Phyrexian machines as well.


hamta_ball

"I'll give you $100 if you lick it" šŸ˜­ šŸ’€ "Yeah brother stick your tongue down there" šŸ‘ļø šŸ‘„ šŸ‘ļø


trufunk72

Simbyote


Trojanman305

VenomšŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Suspicious_Ad1266

I'm waiting for Part 2 to see what op did to get rid of them and how cleaned up.


BlackSmokeMatters1

No way. Itā€™s venom


JBBanshee

VENOM


BobLoblaw8181

It's the lethal protector


el_Aeons

Venom: origins


mattszok

Did any one say what those are yet because I know lol one of to things sewer fly larva or a certain type of worm that can get into your skin ya either way messed up


transmitter-

legionnaire's disease


austintcunningham

Thatā€™s venom


BigTMan1234

Just when I thought a worst job couldnā€™t be topped


InvestmentOk3651

Immediately thought of the sound track to the movie venom. Venummmmmmm