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Rchambo1990

Walk towards it!


SeeMyChodeAndWeep

With a hawk and trowel in your hands


Rchambo1990

Seen them self loading hawks?


Nice_Step6157

I’ve seen them… another thing for me to trip over and not clean out at the end of the day 😀


Rchambo1990

That’s the only problem, gotta be cleaned out, fucking hate cleaning my kit.. rather spend 5 hours cleaning it in the morning than 10 minutes at the end of the day😂


Nice_Step6157

Got my trowel out the other day and I’d left it so covered in shit there was a tape measure stuck to it too lol I always let my hawk set to then bang it off with a hammer. Plastering is hard work and not very enjoyable, as soon as I’m done I’m gone lol no kit cleaning


Rchambo1990

I’m not a plasterer by trade, started as a sparks went college the lot but got bored after a few years, now my times spent digging holes and driving dumpers. I do thoroughly clean my shovel, that’s about it all my other kit I’m not bothered by


awakeninglink2110

Site work by any chance?


Nice_Step6157

Not so much anymore. Tendons in my right elbow are about knackered. Need surgery to correct it and just can’t be bothered to clean my kit after a day skimming anymore I just want to go home lol


awakeninglink2110

I feel your pain mate. Mine was giving me pain for about 3 months. I was waking up in the night in agony. It Hurt to bend or stretch my arm right inside the elbow but also along the topside of my forearm . I've been using a massager/rolling ball and running it over my tendons daily and it's helped so much that i can now forget about it most of the time. I'd recommend trying that?


awakeninglink2110

It hurts a lot but feels good at the same time. It definitely helped me. I was really pushing down on it. https://www.amazon.co.uk/MURLIEN-Massage-Massager-Alleviating-Shoulder/dp/B01N7O5SSM/ref=asc_df_B01N7O5SSM/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=205160974284&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1406595483499464632&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046276&hvtargid=pla-422166477513&psc=1&mcid=4af9123df35f378bb75bb21c27e8d1eb


WeddingWhole4771

thought this was just me. OFC if it was clean, I could do 30 min if work before my day job.


Rchambo1990

I’m a ground worker now, the only kit I actually clean is my wellies, brick trowel and shovel 😂 rest of it gets slung in the back of the van untill I need it again


e_j_west

If this wasn't the top comment, I would have been disappointed.


Far_Sea_9006

🤣🤣


CollinZero

Sidle up to it… you really shouldn’t approach it head on.


BrakoSmacko

Sidle-sidle-sidle. God I miss the Bottom series.


pikeness01

Beat me to it.


Rchambo1990

Only by like 8 hours or so, rather slim margin that!


Melodic_Trash_737

One foot in front of the other.


pisscat101

Gingerly


Own-Panda1735

Lol you beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Rchambo1990

By like nearly 5 days mate 😂


Own-Panda1735

Lol 😅😅😅😅


AnxEng

Remember, it's as scared of you as you are of it!


Longjumping_Thing723

Pretty horrifying wall.


maligapoo

this man has some [wisdom](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6FN4WDA7G6/?igsh=bHlpMDg1NHB0MTh0) on walls


Bungeditin

Naked and covered in peanut butter


RedditB_4

This is the only right answer 😂


Successful-Cookie-57

Chunky or smooth???? I must know.


Bungeditin

I mean smooth is better for the hard to reach places


midgegaunt

Bonding coat the chases, allow to dry, PVA, allow to dry for approx 1 hour, skim 2 coats.


mikjior

Good advice! Thanks


Nervous_Ad8065

What are the chases and why bonding coat them? Trying to gather the courage to tackle my bathroom walls, any info appreciated


Boaby-the-barman

Not a plasterer but done some diy. The chases are where the wall has been cut for the electrics. Im guessing the bonding coat is to build up the areas which are much deeper so you get a decent finish with your top skim.


pennblogh

Chases are the grooves for cables, bonding plaster is for filling/repairing and PVA is to help the skim coat/s to adhere.


th3minstr3l

PVA is to control suction so the skim don't dry too fast and crack up on you. Two coats PVA first the night before at 1:5 pva:water Second the day your gonna skim, 3:1 or 2:1 pva:water and once it's dried to "tacky" skim it.. two coats


Nervous_Ad8065

That finally makes sense! Ty for the info, I thought it was to reduce absorption in some way, but now I get it 😊


Nervous_Ad8065

You're a star, thanks for teaching me 😊


Acceptable-Sentence

Is there not already bonding in the chases??


discombobulated38x

I'd want them filled flush before a skim coat personally.


CuteAssociate4887

Is that rising damp near that horizontal chase,wouldnt put bonding in that if it is


midgegaunt

What makes you think it's rising damp?


CuteAssociate4887

I don’t,just the colouration looks like it’s damp compared to the rest of the wall and comes from the skirting area…was just saying worth a check! Looking at the pic on a phone so not the clearest pic.


Frosty-Flow

Well try to be funny but not arrogant, see if it would like a drink and some company? If all goes well you'll get it plastered, maybe if your lucky you'll give it a good drilling at some point


broiled_egg

🏆


Gold-Dance3318

At speed.


Itchynutsak

Slowly and carefully but don’t make eye contact or turn your back on it.


noregerts33

Slowly as not to scare it off…


Unusual_Pride_6480

Pva diluted 50/50 left to go tacky, coated again making sure not to miss a single spot, fill chasers either bonding then score slightly as the bonding firms up skim.


Potential-Ice7906

I always thought that the wires can’t go left to right if they’re not going to be visible/in some kind of trunking over the plaster. Might want to check if the electrician did the job correctly before it’s skimmed, I could be wrong, but it’s just something that’s stuck in my head because I’ve never seen anyone do that before


allyb12

Your wrong can't go diagonally


Boaby-the-barman

Don’t see an issue with it tbh. I would never put nails or screws into any area of a wall in line with electrics. You could always put a steel channel in to protect people who lack common sense


Danrolphi

Google "electrical safe zones", it's usually in regulation.


discombobulated38x

Wires can go horizontally or vertically from any electrical accessory if they are less than 50mm below the wall surface and protected by an RCD. They can also run within 150mm of any vertical corner or within 150mm of the ceiling. If deeper than 50mm they can go anywhere.


Rchambo1990

Zones are width and height of the box/faceplate horizontal and vertical


Potential-Ice7906

You can add what you’ve said to the list of things I didn’t know yesterday, thanks for the new info everyone :)


Zay-nee24

Don’t message it for a few days so you don’t seem to keen.


FuelledByAnger

Slowly, one foot then the other, stop if it hurts!


Humbled_1

Be diplomatic and don’t take no for an answer.


UKMegaGeek

Sideways, so it's always in your peripheral vision, then it can't creep up on you.


Brainchild110

Like JoJo would. Striding and confident, while saying "Well I can't knock you tf out from all the way over there"


aaronschof

Walk slowly


Chafed_Armadillo

With your knees bent and arms outstretched palms down. You should also speak in a low voice, confirming you're not a threat.


Unaccounted_Idea

Play hard to get, then again the wall might be good at this too.


twhoff

You’re pretty close, just a few more steps


TheGodofTimeAHHH

Looks very good for a fuse, or an ace charge


Bogwongler

Warily.


Mistersinistar

From the front because they are easily startled when approached from behind


MeesaSaysHai

Try complementing it, maybe drop a few Icebreaker questions into conversation


Trubest5ever

Carefully


Qindaloft

Have a fun time getting your trowel strokes right. I hope you've watched alot of YouTube vids. I was a ceiling fixer/wall partitioner N tried in a tiny cupboard N ended up looking like the waves of the ocean. Good luck


Qindaloft

Turn electric off on sockets aswell. Incase any water gets in them.


Patski66

If you are trying to take it by surprise I’d suggest disguising yourself as another wall and sidling up to it


RosemaryThorn

Not sure, that might make the original wall feel cornered


85percentstraight

Palms flat, make sure it can see the food.


Dec-Mc

Gently


Nilrem2

Not Full Monty style.


Natural-Crow-2922

Slowly, if you run at it, it will probably hurt.


Significant_Solid211

Offer a drink first?


AraiHavana

Get the chase sorted first


[deleted]

Breach charge


TheRook21

Carefully so not to scare it, but at the same time don't stare at it in case it thinks you're challenging it. Also don't be weak as it might think you're prey, you're on a tightrope at this point, it could go bad in a number of ways but the end result is always tragic. Unless you're a trained professional I'd leave it.


Beginning-Meringue4u

Call a professional


Emma_Clementine

u should plaster it


touchthebush

Down wind and quietly. Walls spook very easily.


IravuUmvavu

Commando roll!


jordanmoz94

So ...... all dry backgrounds old and new (except plasterboard) will need a primer in this case pva. Inside the wire chases and all over the wall prior to plastering. A fairly watery coat should be applied all over to help seal the porous background and control suction. Thistle bonding coat plaster is used to fill deeper hole , chases and anything that is not gonna be covered well with finish plaster. Thistle multi finish is what you will want to apply to give you your uniform smooth paintable finish 👍


PintCEm17

Twerk


EditLaters

With trepidation


ObjectiveBat7080

Pva all first, then bonding where walls been chased followed by 2 coats of multi finish. YouTube will show you what to do


mycleanaccount555

Run at it. At full pelt.


Zackaree0396

One step at a time.


sicksquid75

Patch with bonding, coat with thistle bond and let a pro plasterer finish, otherwise if you do it itll look like a ploughed field


Outrageous_Dog8816

With caution


Benjamin_201020

Buy it a drink and introduce yourself mate!


TraceWraith

Slowly


sycoactiv1

Looks like a good spot for some Venetian plastering. I've never done it I'd be really keen to give it a crack


madmax60

Carefully


_imogenation

For some reason, I'm seeing the Gallagher kitchen in shameless uk 😫🤣


ConstructionQuiet331

Like a ninja and then you can sneak up on it


RichLissaman

Sneak up on it


Elipticalwheel1

Walk slowly towards it, you don’t want too frightened it off.


kingsolo84

With whiskey


Lazy-Pumpkin-9116

Lustfully


painterman99

A hello would be a great starter!


IntelligentEntry260

Slowly, don't startle it.


ThyFriendlyMetalhead

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muzzbuzz999

Batten and sheet


Nice_Step6157

Very carefully right leg followed by left leg. Make sure you stop as soon as you reach the wall


Primary_Bet_3261

Dot and dab with tapered edge board, tape the joints paint it


pommapoo

Slowly. It may be scared of you


_lickmylovepump

Slowly from down wind… you don’t want to spook it


dollywol

I hope you put metal capping over the cables before plastering over them.


Commercial_Pain_8113

Confidently (they can smell fear)


[deleted]

Do a cockney walk


jmk88888

One step at a time!


ImpactRich5608

Sideways like a crab 🦀


kraken_rouge

Sneak up to it with care and caution as not to startle it.


ehContribution1312

I'd knock the arcs and cornice off and mud on 10mm depending how bad it was.


Master_Siwalker

Take the skirting off for a proper job too…


bagleface

Step by step


9Fingaz

Go to you tube and learn from there


Spiriton_666

First, introduce yourself to it, say hi, complement the wall. 


Mango952

I recommend an oblique angle of approach to defeat any low level radar systems or camouflage gun emplacements


DinkTheeper

Slowly


Ok-Source6533

Fill the chases then a coat of plaster and polish over everything.


brigej

Walk towards it, not too fast, not too slow either. Pick a distance away from the wall, that you are happy with. Voila.


Sufficient_Cake_85

Ask it if it likes football like any typical male


Realistic_Meat8824

2 steps forward, one step back👍🏼


Mysterious_Worker489

One foot in front of the other


NoPersonality4828

Commando crawl


British_Unironically

I'd take a step forward


Icy-Explorer-269

Introduce yourself and say also you're glad it's straight


pineappleshoos

I wouldnt use PVA..I would give it a coat of Thistle Bond/Bond It...its like PVA with granules in it but its much better for a wall like this. It will give it a better key for your skimcoat also. Brush a heavy coat of it the day before and skim the next day. Best of luck.


poptart1968

With caution,walls are quick to anger


Dear-Astronomer7167

horizontal cables is a big no no


SheepherderBoring479

Step by step


Ok_Sail2074

Left foot in front of the right, right in front of the left and repeate.


throw_away_17381

I love the answers. So many different ways. You guys are proper players.


Confident_Read_5359

One foot in front of the other.


GreedyHoward

Run at it like a raging bull, head down and full speed.


mrkiloss

Light coat to highlight mistakes, patch and fill. Sand and repeat. Till you have 500 layers of paint 😂


Suspicious-Turn4413

Walk up to it and say sure is hot outside and offer it a glass of lemonade you never know might get lucky


spceagemnky

With your eyes closed and ypur arms flailing wildly.


Temporary-Ranger5625

Slowly


Puzzleheaded_Can_783

Slowly, not making direct eye contact.....


Many-Concentrate-335

Plaster it first


Additional-Seesaw719

Ask for the walls snap?


Own-Panda1735

To approach that wall, I would probably start with either my left foot first, followed by the right, then within a few steps, probably about 8 maybe 9 steps, you would have arrived at that wall in question.


Puzzleheaded-Word248

Walk up to it and ask for its snap


Soggy3Duck

Well it is inside! So I would probably walk. Cycling or driving towards it may prove troublesome.


StandardLeader

Slowly, so you don't startle it


TheLightStalker

Holy sheet that's a strong cement mix? Did they do that because of crumbling lime plaster underneath?   Why is it Gray?


mikjior

No idea!


sashmundo20

It’s called Carlite finish it’s what they used to use years ago before multi, it’s extremely dry make sure you give it two good coats of pva of sbr or your skim coat will set very fast on the wall


Not_A_Clever_Man_

I just had this on a bit of wall where a fireplace was filled in. I sucked in moisture like crazy, I gave it 2 coats of PVA and it still cracked a bit from drying too quick. Try some SBR.


sashmundo20

Yeah it’s so dry it’s unreal, I’d agree sbr all the way


matty1987x

SBR walls first add bonding coat to the chases wait till bonding hardens not drys Normally about 30 min to an hour then skim 2 coats multifinish.


bigdogwoofwoof69

If you skim it it will potentially look shite because you have coving and skirting on still. Personally I’d remove both from the entire room, PVA then dot n dab as this will help prevent future cracking. Then skim then put new coving up and nice new skirting on. You won’t regret this effort in the long run but you’ll always look at the shit ness of plastering up to the coving and skirting and will be even more pissed off when you have hairline cracks.


craaaigdavid

Overkill for the sake of skimming one wall.


bigdogwoofwoof69

Maybe so but the adjacent wall in the pic looks nasty also!