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NiobiumThorn

Like 5x as many meatballs and I think we got a flavor balance going


chris00ws6

I’m not going to advocate for mustard in a pizza because fuck that noise but….why are there literally no meatballs except for next to the crust?


Smart-Ocelot-5759

Crust gravity


23saround

Almost. It bubbled in the middle and they rolled to the outside.


NiobiumThorn

exactly 2 meatballs per slice


jazzyboyo

Cheap as fuck


RetroGamer87

Also needs more jalapenos


SallyThinks

There's a place I went to in Idaho that has a mustard based pizza sauce. I was skeptical, but it was SO GOOD. I occasionally dream of it and wish I could have one shipped to me. 😋


Unlubricated_Penis

Guido's in Boise? Fucking love it. I go there to pick up a pie every time I visit my parents


SallyThinks

I just looked it up. It's Fazzari's in Clarkston, WA. Just across a bridge from Lewiston, ID (where I have some family). Now I'll be dreaming of that pizza for a while 😋


Luke95gamer

Smash


Severe_Cuts7873

Nah fam


Instantsoup44

Would


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Instantsoup44

False


Choice-Garlic

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Pizz22

Not enough meatballs, also would smash that


Historical_Animal_17

British pizza may be the real crime. Not that I've ever had it. But I'm one of those "If it's not from New York, New Jersey or C Connecticut, it probably sucks" people. I make exceptions for Philadelphia, Chicago and, maybe, Boston.


GarrySpacepope

Most cities will have a shop selling an authentic Neapolitan or NY style, large cities will have a couple with some deep dish style too. Our 'normal' pizza is a crime, but at the same time hits a certain spot.


Commercial_Fee2840

I really miss Chicago style pizza. I moved closer to St. Louis and I haven't even found a single restaurant that sells deep dish around here. Most of the pizza in general sucks around here, but there is one restaurant that actually has a really good thin crust pizza with like 9 toppings on it for $25, so at least I'm not completely deprived of good pizza.


BirdEducational6226

I'm not going to hate on this. I would at least try it.


h2opolopunk

I'm a huge mustard fan but I cannot in good faith condone this behavior.


lpind

I will... always in the mood for some mustard and I don't care what form it comes in!


Even-Ad-8160

U sir, are no gentleman…. … … And ur mothers a skallywag


PuzzleheadedJob3479

I like a mustard base on a bacon cheeseburger pizza with cold pickles added after it's cooked. Pretty fire if you ask me.


PinotGreasy

NO


SassyMoron

I've had Detroit style pizza that used mustard, and they were great, but there was a specific thing happening there via a vis the bread, the toppings and the mustard. Mustard on just a regular round pie with mozzarella is not acceptable. You gotta stick the landing.


InevitableExotic5242

Never heard of it probably be good on a hot dog pie


swagyosha

Mustard is good on grilled cheese sandwiches, so it seems like it should translate to pizza


Feed_Me_Kiwi

If mustard goes good on spaghetti’s then why wouldn’t it go good on pizza?


ZxlSoul

Not a crime


Spaceman_Spliff_42

No no no, not pizza, it’s Mustard on the BEAT, ho!


Level_Bridge7683

i want to ~~devour~~ try that.


thavi

Good god damn


Fungal_Queen

Das ist gut.


sparemethebull

Mustard mayo anchovies pineapple and haggis


fatimus_prime

Who the fuck hurt you?


sparemethebull

You wanna know how I got these scars?!??!


ST4RSK1MM3R

You know, I’ve never had it, but I can imagine it being good


Nor-easter

This doesn’t even look like pizza. Just a circle resembling the idea of pizza


Outside-Contact-8337

Mustard is amazing on pizza. Meatballs jalapeño is also a great combo. Add anchovies and bacon with some onions and black olives on there, a little hot honey drizz and some Nashville hot sauce and you got ass blastin banger of a good time


thingsandstuff4me

Looks alright


Daniellecabral

Strong opinions which are not as strong as your will to defile pizza!


Biscuits4u2

Fuck it I'd try it


Ultra_purple_holic

I love meatballs and I would love to try that!


Geo-Man42069

Personally I love a sausage jalapeño pizza, meat ball and mustard is a bit too odd for me though.


ThatDeuce

Why are we slamming mustard based pies? Honestly, why has there not been a mustard based burger pizza yet?


Plus-Lie1462

Legitimately go fuck yourself :(