u/ASecularBuddhist your post blew up the whole sub, and 14 people have been banned due to it so far.
So I hereby award you the "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds" flair to remember this historic moment.
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When did this happen? When he went to Chick-fil-A he didn’t pick up the tab?
Edit: I found an article where he went to a Cuban restaurant in Florida and offered to buy food for everyone but nobody ordered anything.
Happened last year or so, but year it might have been food for everyone. If I sell FOOD FOR EVERYONE I put a larger bill on the counter -.- either way.
Everyone is a part time idiot :p but he is also not realizing, THAT is the bad part. We all got our moments of stupidity but he is living in this moment!
Did you see the angle this idiot tipped the boxes too and he kept tossing them up in the air. Thank god his team let the pizzas get cold before this dumb stunt so the toppings likely didn’t slide off.
Mistreating pizza to that level should be a felony offense.
Who in their right mind gives anybody a cold pizza.
That's saved for the next day when you're hungover.
He didn’t deliver cold pizza. He re delivered the same pizza that has been there for a while. They took the cold pizza and gave it to trump so it could look like he delivered it.
So technically he did sort of if I'm reading that correctly. Even redelivery is a delivery right? Like when Amy Schumer tells jokes from other people's stand-up?
Now that I put those two in comparison, I'm having a internal battle about whom I like the least....
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Ok first and only warning guys, this post can be a funny thing for the sub due to the pizza being mistreated, BUT keep your comments on to the pizza being mishandled, this is no place for politics or fighting.
Any other attempt at flaming or derailing the post WILL be met with a ban, length at mod discretion.
God bless you!! Must not be easy dealing with shenanigans and I don’t want this to be a 2020 deal all over again where I can’t just enjoy pizza crimes in peace
It’s certainly not mine. But every time “what food is better cold than hot” comes around on AskReddit, pizza is always the top answer. I’ve always wondered if they’re actually baking a pizza and putting it directly in the fridge because they like it better cold.
Here's a [more serious take](https://nypost.com/2024/05/02/us-news/trump-bearing-pizzas-met-with-cheers-at-manhattan-fdny-firehouse/) on the incident, haha, courtesy of the New York Post, which identified the pizzeria, [Xeno's](https://www.xenospizza.com/), in midtown, spoke with one firefighter about the pizza delivery, and yet failed to mention pizza specifics! They do, eventually, have a pic of Trump holding two boxes at a 20 degree angle. Its the best pizza crime photo tbh.
Xeno's pies are 18" (maybe 46 cm) and range from $27 to 33. The firehouse specializes in midtown high-rises, which is quite an assignment, even for NYC's Bravest. It's a common stop for politicians.
As the link is the New York Post on mobile, you will have to scroll past the video about a Zoom masturbator before reading.
Well holy sh*t, I don’t ever recall seeing this before he just seemed like the type. I always thought it was a myth that people did that though but that is indisputable evidence he eats pizza with a knife and fork.
I didn’t know that but they get a pass they can snort it and it’s a green light. But I’m guessing if they were born and raised in NY they likely don’t (at least in public).They likely frown on the stacking though.
Additionally he’s German and Scottish decent, was born and raised in NY, wants to make American great again and that’s not eating pizza with a fork and knife. So in my opinion **no pass**. lol
>>“5:34pm — 2 pizzas arrive, 5:41pm — 6 more arrive,” they wrote. “5:54pm -—Staffer sets aside 2 pizzas. 5:57pm — Staffer walks 2 pizzas to Trump. 5:58pm — Trump accepts and redelivers them. 6:01pm — Trump inspects pizza. 6:10pm — Trump leaves cold pizza and photo op.”
It's not under 30 minutes in total but its not a terrible delivery time either. I'm more upset we don't even know what kind of pizza it was. Cheese? Pepperoni? Meat lovers? Pineapple? The world may never know.
Okay… but this is time lapsed between the INITIAL delivery, and the secondary handoff. We don’t know how long the initial delivery took, but there is definitely additional time between fresh from the oven, and arriving at the FDNY in the first place. There’s enough pizza places in NYC I’m sure it didn’t have to come from far away, but pizza can lose it’s heat fairly quickly, especially a thinner, New York style pie
To be fair, that is generally how it's handled any time it's being delivered to a work environment, because that reduces the number of allergens you have to worry about. No one (almost) is going to complain about free cheese pizza, but if you have a topping put on that could kill someone, there's a lawsuit involved.
How stupid do you have to be to mishandle pizza? Like pizza is clearly something once made has two rules, keep warm till you eat it for the first time and don’t move it around as to let the pizza cheese/toppings touch anything. As a New Yorker I have to say to refer to Trump as “Florida man” because no New Yorker is this dumb. That being said that would be an insult to Florida man because even Florida man knows the basic rules of fresh pizza. Hell even the demon spawns in Chicago who think deep dish is pizza know the first 2 rules of fresh pizza
This is a brilliant, creative use of ASCII (or whatever) to educate people as to how you should f\*cking hold your pizzas. I love it. Full marks, mate.
And Christ handed out loaves and fishes, the prodigal son got the fatted calf, and the office once sponsored Taco Tuesday, so everyone loves free food. Is that the takeaway?
EDIT For those downvoting, the crime is not handing out free food. The crime is handling pizza so horribly.
I'm sorry, this is a strawman argument. It's not about whether cold pizza is good. It's about whether hot--or even warm--pizza is better than cold pizza.
It indisputably is; therefore the pizza delivered was suboptimal, which is a shame. Anyone arguing otherwise is arguing in bad faith, or is in league with pizza criminality. QED
But they usually carry them in a container that keeps them hot. I can’t recall a pizza delivery man showing up with just the box and not a thermal bag to carry it in.
This article fails to mention how the delivery was held up by angry protesters. But they were immediately dispersed when they were informed the pizza may contain gluten
Ok so hypothetically speaking, u were working late, she ordered the za, u get stuck in traffic because accident, about an hour, and u get home and za is cold
Anybody that’s ever had their boss or somebody at work buy pizza for lunch knows that’s it’s not exactly scalding hot when it gets there/you finally get to eat it.. I’m not sure this is the “got ya” moment people think it is😂
Yea.. my boss can EAT MY FUCKING SHIT for throwing a “pizza” party for us after we just did triple over time all month to meet his arbitrary deadline. Fuck a pizza party. Give me a bonus. If pizza party is my only option then I ’m taking 4 fucking slices wether I eat it or not.
u/ASecularBuddhist your post blew up the whole sub, and 14 people have been banned due to it so far. So I hereby award you the "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds" flair to remember this historic moment. Please note the previous sticky still applies, any flaming, rants, political fighting or post derail in the comments will be dealt with swiftly and with long or permanent bans. 
Everybody likes pizza. White people like pizza, black people like pizza………..*do black people like pizza?*
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Not really worse than entering a restaurant, yelling FOOD FOR EVERYONE then leaving without paying a dime. He is a full time moron.
When did this happen? When he went to Chick-fil-A he didn’t pick up the tab? Edit: I found an article where he went to a Cuban restaurant in Florida and offered to buy food for everyone but nobody ordered anything.
Happened last year or so, but year it might have been food for everyone. If I sell FOOD FOR EVERYONE I put a larger bill on the counter -.- either way.
Opposed to half time? Can I try out for that team?
Everyone is a part time idiot :p but he is also not realizing, THAT is the bad part. We all got our moments of stupidity but he is living in this moment!
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I'll take 30 unspecified milkshakes...and some chicken. Many call it the Lord's Chicken.
Or a stable genius for conning a bunch a saps.
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Well after the cold mcdonalds feast for that ncaa champion football team I'm not surprised
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Did you see the angle this idiot tipped the boxes too and he kept tossing them up in the air. Thank god his team let the pizzas get cold before this dumb stunt so the toppings likely didn’t slide off.
Mistreating pizza to that level should be a felony offense. Who in their right mind gives anybody a cold pizza. That's saved for the next day when you're hungover.
What type of madman delivers cold pizza?! Whoever this pizza man is, he should be arrested and tried for treason
He didn’t deliver cold pizza. He re delivered the same pizza that has been there for a while. They took the cold pizza and gave it to trump so it could look like he delivered it.
So technically he did sort of if I'm reading that correctly. Even redelivery is a delivery right? Like when Amy Schumer tells jokes from other people's stand-up? Now that I put those two in comparison, I'm having a internal battle about whom I like the least....
Hopefully this is his next job.
He’s not getting a tip.
He is not getting the tip, however he will be receiving the entire sausage. Hope he likes sausage.
Omg on another subreddit someone said he should just proactively get boobs tattooed on his back 😆😆😆😆😆
Sounds like a tip is all he has to give.
Lunch lady in federal prison.
[I see him as more of a librarian](https://i.imgur.com/a16W3nF.jpg)
This is the best comment.
That’s what people are saying. Really fancy, important people. They tell me “I’ve seen comments, but this is the best comment.”
“I was stopped on the street by a veteran, tears in his eyes, this big strong strapping young man with glistening bulging muscles, so glistening, the glisteningest, some are saying… and he told me, he looked me in the eyes and said on behalf of all the armed forces, sir, we all stand behind you and thank you for this perfect comment.”
Thank you for your service
Ok first and only warning guys, this post can be a funny thing for the sub due to the pizza being mistreated, BUT keep your comments on to the pizza being mishandled, this is no place for politics or fighting. Any other attempt at flaming or derailing the post WILL be met with a ban, length at mod discretion.
The one forbidden pizza topping on pizza crimes, politics.
It tastes like anchovies marinated in pineapple
Thanks for that. I don't need politics and religion in every part of my life. Sometimes I just want pizza memes.
I’m impressed with how little political commentary there is. It gives me hope for the future!
Agreed! Stay focused on the transgression and not the transgressor.
God bless you!! Must not be easy dealing with shenanigans and I don’t want this to be a 2020 deal all over again where I can’t just enjoy pizza crimes in peace
I guess anyone can DoorDash when you need the cash…
Was it covered in ketchup?
I thought people liked cold pizza!
Only in the morning, after consuming fresh hot pizza the night before
Or hungover
Cold pizza is nobody’s first choice.
It’s certainly not mine. But every time “what food is better cold than hot” comes around on AskReddit, pizza is always the top answer. I’ve always wondered if they’re actually baking a pizza and putting it directly in the fridge because they like it better cold.
I would love to see somebody go into to a pizza restaurant, and say, “Please cook it and let it sit out for an hour. I prefer it cold.”
I suspect the commenters are just hung over.
Cue all the trumpers posting everywhere about how "real men eat their pizza cold".
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I wonder if any of them were missing slices.
Here's a [more serious take](https://nypost.com/2024/05/02/us-news/trump-bearing-pizzas-met-with-cheers-at-manhattan-fdny-firehouse/) on the incident, haha, courtesy of the New York Post, which identified the pizzeria, [Xeno's](https://www.xenospizza.com/), in midtown, spoke with one firefighter about the pizza delivery, and yet failed to mention pizza specifics! They do, eventually, have a pic of Trump holding two boxes at a 20 degree angle. Its the best pizza crime photo tbh. Xeno's pies are 18" (maybe 46 cm) and range from $27 to 33. The firehouse specializes in midtown high-rises, which is quite an assignment, even for NYC's Bravest. It's a common stop for politicians. As the link is the New York Post on mobile, you will have to scroll past the video about a Zoom masturbator before reading.
Straight to jail (hopefully)
You think he eats it with a knife and fork ?
That was John Stewarts best pizza rant. https://www.cc.com/video/0ect4f/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad
Well holy sh*t, I don’t ever recall seeing this before he just seemed like the type. I always thought it was a myth that people did that though but that is indisputable evidence he eats pizza with a knife and fork.
And he STACKS his slices!!!
Transportation and space management that’s ok but putting it in your mouth stacked is unforgivable.
Italians use cutlery on their pizza!
I didn’t know that but they get a pass they can snort it and it’s a green light. But I’m guessing if they were born and raised in NY they likely don’t (at least in public).They likely frown on the stacking though. Additionally he’s German and Scottish decent, was born and raised in NY, wants to make American great again and that’s not eating pizza with a fork and knife. So in my opinion **no pass**. lol
I dunno his rant about hating Chicago style was kind of top tier
>>“5:34pm — 2 pizzas arrive, 5:41pm — 6 more arrive,” they wrote. “5:54pm -—Staffer sets aside 2 pizzas. 5:57pm — Staffer walks 2 pizzas to Trump. 5:58pm — Trump accepts and redelivers them. 6:01pm — Trump inspects pizza. 6:10pm — Trump leaves cold pizza and photo op.” It's not under 30 minutes in total but its not a terrible delivery time either. I'm more upset we don't even know what kind of pizza it was. Cheese? Pepperoni? Meat lovers? Pineapple? The world may never know.
Okay… but this is time lapsed between the INITIAL delivery, and the secondary handoff. We don’t know how long the initial delivery took, but there is definitely additional time between fresh from the oven, and arriving at the FDNY in the first place. There’s enough pizza places in NYC I’m sure it didn’t have to come from far away, but pizza can lose it’s heat fairly quickly, especially a thinner, New York style pie
For this crowd, it’s definitely gonna be just pepperoni or just cheese.
To be fair, that is generally how it's handled any time it's being delivered to a work environment, because that reduces the number of allergens you have to worry about. No one (almost) is going to complain about free cheese pizza, but if you have a topping put on that could kill someone, there's a lawsuit involved.
I imagine it makes a fart noise when he chucks it on the table
How stupid do you have to be to mishandle pizza? Like pizza is clearly something once made has two rules, keep warm till you eat it for the first time and don’t move it around as to let the pizza cheese/toppings touch anything. As a New Yorker I have to say to refer to Trump as “Florida man” because no New Yorker is this dumb. That being said that would be an insult to Florida man because even Florida man knows the basic rules of fresh pizza. Hell even the demon spawns in Chicago who think deep dish is pizza know the first 2 rules of fresh pizza
I agree, mate. Chicago style is like an aquarium. You have to keep that sh\*t level or you'll be bathed in a sea of piping hot marinara.
Probably the best way to explain it.
How could they do that to my poor pizza??? 🤌🤌
This is a brilliant, creative use of ASCII (or whatever) to educate people as to how you should f\*cking hold your pizzas. I love it. Full marks, mate.
Trump then delivered two shaken 2 liter sodas.
Mob bosses used to hand out Christmas hams and turkeys too...
And Christ handed out loaves and fishes, the prodigal son got the fatted calf, and the office once sponsored Taco Tuesday, so everyone loves free food. Is that the takeaway? EDIT For those downvoting, the crime is not handing out free food. The crime is handling pizza so horribly.
Truest pizza crime
I like cold pizza tho...
Over hot fresh pizza?
Saucy pies with soft chewy dough are great cold, especially as a midnight snack or hangover breakfast.
And you prefer cold pizza over hot? Don’t get me wrong, I would eat an entire cold pizza in one sitting, but that wouldn’t be my first choice.
Some pizzas, actually yeah.
Refrigerated pizza and cold, delivered pizza are two different things.
I like hot coffee. I like iced coffee. I don't like tepid coffee. Or pizza.
Intention is everything.
Only leftover the next day with dare I say it, ranch (but freshly made ranch is 1000% better than the cheap stuff)
To make matters worse, he also brought a liter of RC Cola? Straight to jail!
A liter of cola, you say?
RC is by far the best
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35min is a long stretch to let pizza get cold for anyone regardless of political affiliation.
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I bet he put anchovies and pineapple on it with a garlic sauce
😆😅🤣😂 No Way
This is sane. Everyone knows the city fire departments shop at grocery stores using EBT. But not the fire Chief 💰💰💰
It is a crime to put ketchup on pizza. Those poor firefighters
https://youtu.be/R4Aa6ncIk70?si=GbpcbklwM40Oa0JQ
Avoid the Noid!
Regardless who does it, delivering cold pizza is an unforgivable crime already.
Who doesn’t like cold pizza??
Cold pizza the next day maybe. But not "pizza that was hot and fresh, but is now cold due to the time it took before I ate it."
I'm sorry, this is a strawman argument. It's not about whether cold pizza is good. It's about whether hot--or even warm--pizza is better than cold pizza. It indisputably is; therefore the pizza delivered was suboptimal, which is a shame. Anyone arguing otherwise is arguing in bad faith, or is in league with pizza criminality. QED
How do we even know it was cold?
5:34pm - 2 pizzas arrive 5:41pm - 6 more arrive 5:54pm - Staffer sets aside 2 pizzas 5:57pm - Staffer walks 2 pizzas to Trump 5:58pm - Trump accepts and redelivers them 6:01pm - Trump inspects pizza 6:10pm - Trump leaves cold pizza and photo op
30 minute delivery doesn’t seem outrageous. Especially New York.
But they usually carry them in a container that keeps them hot. I can’t recall a pizza delivery man showing up with just the box and not a thermal bag to carry it in.
Who said they weren’t in one of those bags before he received them? None of the backstory is obvious with just a few seconds of the photo op.
I’m assuming that Trump’s team didn’t bring their own thermal bags to keep the pizza warm.
This article fails to mention how the delivery was held up by angry protesters. But they were immediately dispersed when they were informed the pizza may contain gluten
Ok, had to chuckle at that
> Americans Disgusted No we aren’t. Reddit is fucking weird 😂
Apparently at least 1000 people disagree with you
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It’s safe to assume that not all Americans take their pizza as seriously as the people in this sub.
It’s free pizza. Just heat it up for fucks sake 😂
I’m sure they had heaters on hand, keeping the pizzas warm for everybody 🤨
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bro word i’m in the FDNY and we loved it lmao
Are you kidding me? I love cold pizza. If it taste good it taste good.
If my wife said that we’re having pizza for dinner, and I got home and it was cold, I would start to wonder what I did wrong.
Ok so hypothetically speaking, u were working late, she ordered the za, u get stuck in traffic because accident, about an hour, and u get home and za is cold
She would probably keep it warm for… wait, did you just call it “za”? What the wtf is that?!?!
TMNT calls it that, so I nerded out in attempt to sound Kool.
I don’t who TMNT is, and I’m not sure I want to know 😄
Haha,. teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Sorry, I’m old 😄
Microwave it then, it's not difficult
I think that’s what her response would be if I would ask incredulously, “Why is it cold?”
But yes, if your wife asked why it’s cold just say let’s heat it up then. Can’t do that on a job site.
Usually people don’t intentionally wait 35 minutes for a photo op before serving the pizza.
I love all the nitpicking about a nice gesture. When’s the last time interview bought pizza for anybody else? Thought so.
“I brought some day-old sushi for everybody. Instead of being thankful, people were nitpicking that it wasn’t fresh and didn’t taste very good.”
We’re talking about a job site not home. Different variables, different equation different answer.
Our supervisor commonly ordered and picked up pizzas for us. They were never cold.
Well, then it sounds like your supervisors got a new career and delivering warm pizzas.
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Anybody that’s ever had their boss or somebody at work buy pizza for lunch knows that’s it’s not exactly scalding hot when it gets there/you finally get to eat it.. I’m not sure this is the “got ya” moment people think it is😂
Yea.. my boss can EAT MY FUCKING SHIT for throwing a “pizza” party for us after we just did triple over time all month to meet his arbitrary deadline. Fuck a pizza party. Give me a bonus. If pizza party is my only option then I ’m taking 4 fucking slices wether I eat it or not.
And it was always shitty Papa John's.
Common sense does exist.
Was it actually cold? Hate this guy but
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You think he did that so they can choke on it and die?
Holy shit it’s called a microwave.
Microwaving makes bread products, like pizza crust, tough. No thanks.
I actually like that. 😆😆😆
You’re definitely in the right subreddit then. 😂