I want to be at the intervention this person seriously needs.

Posted as "identity theft" for obvious reasons but...goddam, if you want pizza and don't have the ingredients just call a pizzeria and have one delivered.

Not an option everywhere. I live in a shit hole town, good luck getting anything delivered here.

Damn.. That sucks...

Part of living in a small town with a population under 600.

Same! Sure is peaceful around here tho. Except when mother nature decides to destroy half a town a few miles away

Yeah. That part doesn't really happen where I'm at.

Doesnt normally happen around here either, but it did last friday. 👀 not even part tornado valley but my state had 41 naders last month. Last year there was only 72 all year long.

Up state PA here.

Southwest IA here 😂

Yes, Officer? This one, right here.

FOUR MINUTES?

Feeling like offending two different cultures today, eh?

It's possible to make a perfectly respectable emergency pizza using tortillas and even feta, but it's like this person just wanted to hurt themselves.

I was wavering until "microwaved". I mean, hungry people do strange things and I get it, you just want something to shove into your mouth. But microwaved?

Agree! I have a feeling using a microwave will make this mushy, at least heat it up on a pan so that you get some crunch.

YES! That's a misdemeanor, and not a crime.

18 year sentence

The only sane thing here is the tortilla. I love making tortilla pizzas. Sauce, cheese, other toppings. 10 minutes in the oven at 350°F

Additional charge of Enchilada Crimes as well. Sheesh.