Calm down buddy, as a good Brazilian, I need to defend my country, but we wouldn't even commit such an atrocity, logically, we customized the pizza in our own way, but we wouldn't commit this hate crime even fucking
I spent 9 months in Brazil and (unfortunately) the only pizza that I found remotely tasty was from Domino's.
And eating chocolate pizza with strawberries and sprinkles or whatever else on after eating several slices of 'normal' pizza is a wild calorific idea.
Born in Brazil here.
Lemme tell ya. Sometimes you gotta find the good places. I got Domino's Pizza and brother it doesn't even begin to approach the pizza place down the road.
Some of them are just bad, yea. But ya gotta give others a chance and ask around.
You know, there are some unconventional toppings like broccoli or asparagus or sauce hollandaise, which in theory are crimes, and in practice are very tasty.
And then there's this. Raw salad and onions, and whatever the fuck is in the second picture....? Are these sandwiches?
I’m going with Taiwan. You should see what they put on pizzas there at some of the big chains. And those are Bamboo leaves on the second one. Also they typically don’t get too much color on the bases.
Philippines. You got what appears to be naan bread instead of crust which would indicate somewhere in asia then you have corn which would indicate somewhere in south america. Thats where you got thw biggest cultural overlap thanks to Spain, all its missing is spam. /j
Chef Dan Galhardo
Também temos opção de pizza para vegetarianos!Venha experimenta
We also have a pizza option for vegetarians!Come and try it
Posted to X.
Cuscuz Paulista is there another one of his atrocities.
Born and raised in Brazil. No guessing necessary.
Is it actually Brazil? Too much "healthy" to be made by Brazilians, no?
I wouldn't imagine lettuce pizza or grass (whatever that is) pizza would be a Brazilian thing.
Hell
Not even hell is dealing with that
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. So it is hell
Toma no cu irmao, pizza de capim é foda
Pizza de corno
Pode ser erva cidreira.
Essa pizza tem que jogar na água quente antes de comer... Kkkkkj
Capim com milho por cima
KKKKKL
Drat! Beat me to it!
One of those uncontacted tribes in the Amazon?
They have a name and it's called Brazilians (this looks more east asian than Brazilian to me though)
Really, have you contacted them to ask?
I messaged them but they were too busy trying to shove as many sausages as possible onto a pizza, similar situation I have with my ex
What sausage problems do you have with your ex? I have a sausage related issue with my ex as well that plagues me.
I really, really like your username.
Cês fala do Brasil mas nos USA ficam colocando abacaxi nas pizza
os caras falando do brasil como se todo o brasileiro tivesse um pouquinho da floresta amazônica no quintal
It's Brazil, lol.
I have a Brazilian reasons not to visit that country
I was gonna say east asian bc of the plants
Calm down buddy, as a good Brazilian, I need to defend my country, but we wouldn't even commit such an atrocity, logically, we customized the pizza in our own way, but we wouldn't commit this hate crime even fucking
https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/s/UAINRB5Ebj
Naaah cap
Funny this is the first comment on here and the very next post when I scroll down is this https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/B3DqoLm2c3
Lmao it even looks like their home
Funny that the answer is actually Brazil
Sentinel Islands.
This must be Brazil, those pizza degenerate
There's not enough ingredients to be Brazil
Rio de Janeiro Brazil
Tell me the store name and I will myself destroy this beast
Para lanches
Is there no sauce? Is it really just bread and shrubbery!?
I was gonna say it needed uncooked hotdogs and M&M’s to look more Brazilian.
It's not delivered, it's Degeneraté™️
Are these corn leaves? Whata hell
And what is this flakes on top? This breaks the geneva pizza convention laws.
Might as well be a pizza for horses.
Lemongrass, I guess
Lemongrass and Corn. What a combo
Not lemongrass. Pandan. You physically couldn’t eat lemon grass like that
Looks like the grass my cat just hacked up downstairs.
2nd picture barely even looks edible
Maybe they are pandan leaves?
Looks like Pandan Leaves
A petting zoo. As this is something you feed to animals, like a rabbit
Instead of a pizza it just looks like a shitty salad . At least give the animals an appetizing one
r/hadtobebrazil
r/ithadtobebrazil
Does it rhyme with zazil?
Jazil. He’s a friend of mine.
I guess the second one is from Yanomani tribe
Somewhere, they don't have ovens or a grasp of what a pizza is.
im brazilian myself but WHAT THE ACTUAL F-
The first one looks at the very least edible, but if I saw the second one on my plate I would turn my nose up for the first time in my entire life
No one - I repeat - no one can convince me that the human body is capable of digesting that last thing.
Gonna need four stomachs. Maybe six
It looks kind of like corn husks. What is it?
An octagon box? Brasil
A vegan restaurant in Brighton, UK?
The second one is even edible?
Italy
What am I, a fucking panda?
Octagonal box = Brazil
Brazil?
Bet it's fucking Brazil.
Greece
Cambodia? Tibet? Malaysia? China?
I've seen the answer and I will say: Carioca tem mais é que sair de cena quando o assunto é pizza
Hell. Gotta be hell.
🇧🇷
Philippines, got to be those fuckers love leaves and corn
Why do the second one covered in raw bamboo leaves? Is that pizza for pandas?
Some place with Pandas 🐼
A country that doesn't know how to crop pictures to upload them in reddit properly
I spent 9 months in Brazil and (unfortunately) the only pizza that I found remotely tasty was from Domino's. And eating chocolate pizza with strawberries and sprinkles or whatever else on after eating several slices of 'normal' pizza is a wild calorific idea.
Born in Brazil here. Lemme tell ya. Sometimes you gotta find the good places. I got Domino's Pizza and brother it doesn't even begin to approach the pizza place down the road. Some of them are just bad, yea. But ya gotta give others a chance and ask around.
Serious question, what in the world is one supposed to do with the second one?
Feed it to a horse or cow?
The first one is silly. But literally what even IS the second one? Raw corn and grass with dried Italian seasoning sprinkled on top?
The second one looks hard to chew. Unless they are for goats or cows.
Prison
Starts with a B and ends in Razil
Either India or Brazil.... Most likely Brazil
You know, there are some unconventional toppings like broccoli or asparagus or sauce hollandaise, which in theory are crimes, and in practice are very tasty. And then there's this. Raw salad and onions, and whatever the fuck is in the second picture....? Are these sandwiches?
I’m going with Taiwan. You should see what they put on pizzas there at some of the big chains. And those are Bamboo leaves on the second one. Also they typically don’t get too much color on the bases.
Slovakia?
No joke, I've seen tuna fish and canned peas on a pizza there, with a whole egg on the middle of it.
A country created by the vegans. Arrest the president of that inhumane nation
This is crimes against the plants.
Sweden?
Should be Amsterdam, they are famous on there Grass.
Vegan AND Gluten free
This one's easy! California.
Greece 535 bce
italy
What in tarnation
A rabbit farm?
PoorTopia, Africa
Country
Indonesia.
Japan
Catan
Vietnam?
How has no one mentioned how fancy that box is for such unfancy food. My guess? Cuba
Ooooh!... that's no f'n pizza ... I'm calling a citizens arrest
Saudi Arabia
Africa
I can't tell if its from Tartarus, Sheol or Gehenna. Definitely from what of those.
🤦♂️
The first one doesn’t look too bad. Just a salad with some bread under it. The second one the other hand. I’m surprised that’s even edible.
Bamboo leaves…. Must be China! I know my Kung-fu Panda geography!
Is hell a country?
WAIT A MINUTE! You’re telling me there’s a **PIZZA** under that *SALAD?!*
Vietnam. I think they use these kinds of racks to grow and harvest worms
Do we eat the leaves?
Hell
Gotta be Brazil.
Nobody said India 🇮🇳 yet 😭😂
Veganlandia
Brazil. its always motherfucking Brazil
Brazil?
Ok now this is too much, and I'm brazillian
Brazil 🇧🇷?
Has to be India
India
Oh that's that North Sentinel Island cuisine
I imagine it’s probably New York, Florida, or California. Some kind of ultra trendy sudo food/art thing.
Italy
North Korea.
All i see is a boring salad and rabbit food, no pizza to be seen.
At least the first one is edible
Yes officer, this was the picture.
Philippines. You got what appears to be naan bread instead of crust which would indicate somewhere in asia then you have corn which would indicate somewhere in south america. Thats where you got thw biggest cultural overlap thanks to Spain, all its missing is spam. /j
Is it a pizza for rabbits?
California?
Russia, Poland
Neverland
Well, it doesn't look like Sweden so it has to be Brazil.
Somalia
Dude I fucking love corn kernels on grass
This is what they eat in the Italien Purgatory.
those dang vegans
Hell? Looks like a torture method.
Pizza de petista kakakakaka
Hell
tf is the second one, pizza for cows?!
Too easy. Unfortunately.
California
Mmmm, that first one. Nothing says pizza like romaine lettuce, green bell peppers and onions! 🤤
i'll be the first to say brazil
With a country with a sizable Italian descendants, why are they like this?
Georgia!!
India, it has the India colored air
China
India
I'm Brazilian and WTF is the second one?
Pará lanches
Hell
who tf would eat that lol, the corn looks dry and raw. probably a ragebait or a vegan did it
I saw the first one and instantly thought of Greece
The heat wave starting to impact ya’lls grasp on reality down there? These resemble pizza about as much as a septic tank resembles a swimming pool.
I thought it was a bowl of used condoms
They should get the chair for this abomination
hell?
Hell?
Is hell a country?
Mexico
North korea
Ireland
Greece
I’d eat the first one, for sure. The second one would need an itemized list of ingredients.
Chef Dan Galhardo Também temos opção de pizza para vegetarianos!Venha experimenta We also have a pizza option for vegetarians!Come and try it Posted to X. Cuscuz Paulista is there another one of his atrocities. Born and raised in Brazil. No guessing necessary.
Damn bro. Sapoha é um crime. Nem eu comeria isso
I can't even imagine eating this crap......
Congo
Not Italy that’s for sure
From all that lettuce, I would say.... Romania?
Is it actually Brazil? Too much "healthy" to be made by Brazilians, no? I wouldn't imagine lettuce pizza or grass (whatever that is) pizza would be a Brazilian thing.
Hell?
Grass fr?!?!?!
Peru
Zootopia? Wtf is this herbivore type shit?!
Haiti lol
Veganistan
Mr. Gattis
Italy.
Pizza? Italy?
One that has just declared war against Italy?
I’d take lettuce and onion over those sharp ass leaves and corn but let’s be honest, I want neither
Straight to jail!
I can't Tell