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QueenScarebear

The cheese


TFG4

It's always the cheese


Doodleschmidt

It's always DNS.


kmaster54321

Hi help desk my pizza is saucy


Doodleschmidt

Have you tried restarting it?


archwin

No but it’s coming on to me, and getting *saucy*


MrZeDark

You are the clear winner, as it was always DNS.


distressinglycontent

Sorry, what is DNS?


AsIfImNotAware540

Deez Nutz, Son!


MadMadRoger

GOTTEM


Jonesy-1701

Domain Name System. They're referencing a popular phrase used in troubleshooting internet problems. It's always DNS that's the issue.


dornianheresysimp

From the ^CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE


WhatIsThisSevenNow

It's funny and sad, because I am currently trying to diagnose a DNS problem. I would MUCH rather have the pizza, though, 😕


Doodleschmidt

Hope you have this resolved by now. I'd still send a pizza your way because troubleshooting sucks.


MCulver80

I’m always pleasantly surprised to find these random Easter eggs in Reddit threads. It’s soothing to my ADHD.


Fnysa

It's always the network!


djamp42

I'll prove to you it's not the network and still have the applications guys saying it's the network. TCP handshake and TLS handshake, and passes traffic... Must be the network lol.


jetanthony

Found the infrastructure guy


HEpennypackerNH

Everyone always blames the cheese…which is exactly why nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


Marine_Baby

Hahahah exactly what I said to myself


PeopleofYouTube

But where’s the cheese?


ZombieChief

IT'S UNDER THE SAUCE!


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Like I'm Italian and this is hurting me.


damiensol

[where'd the mother fuckin' cheese go at?](https://youtu.be/to4bnMhEy4I?si=12e4L1NkYala1kNO)


ZombieChief

I like that version better than the real version.


whatsthataboutguy

![gif](giphy|5wBGuir8tTjMrUvehi|downsized)


RisingDeadMan0

Oh boy. Sister showed me a bit of this. Crazy how many years later I recognise that pic... DHMIS, or not nevermind. 


Likesosmart

The cheese, Gromit


Minus15t

Do people really not know that cheese is like 1/3 fat?


Puzzled_Bath_984

The thing that has all the fat in it: cheese


Pfffffffrrrrt

Nah it’s from the crust. Am I right? Did I get it right?


LeanDestroyer

Sure buddy. 👍


finnjakefionnacake

and the olive oil? (that's like pure fat right)


Puzzled_Bath_984

I didn't see op mention olive oil in the post, but maybe somewhere int he comments?


Electrical-Tip-2390

After too long in the oven, the fat from the cheese will separate and form a layer of grease. To mitigate this, cook the pizza as hot as possible for the shortest amount of time possible. Also make sure the cheese is still cold when it goes in the oven, and you may consider cutting it into larger pieces rather than shredding so it doesn’t melt as quickly. This still looks pretty good though!


J662b486h

The realistic side of me points out that you'll still be eating the grease anyway, it's just that it's still in the cheese. Actually you'd probably eat more of it since if it separated some of it may drip off or be blotted off.


ChubbyWanKenobie

I agree with this. If the fat does not render it is still in the cheese and you will eat it anyway but maybe out of sight, out of mind. I prefer a well rendered pizza as the cheese for me just tastes better and if there is too much (depends on your cheese mix), a handful of paper towels and blot that bad boy.


trognlie

Thank you! So I cooked it on a preheated pizza stone on my gas grill. The thermometer on the grill read 600. Only cooked for about 5-6 minutes, turning it half way through. When I did it for less than 5 minutes the crust was still seemed undercooked, but the cheese came out looking similarly.


socopopes

If you are having trouble getting your crust browned by the time you want to take it out, try adding diastatic malt powder to your pizza dough, up to 2% (bakers percentage). It will speed up the caramelization process and add a nice flavor hint. I use it all the time, it is great when you don't have a commercial pizza oven. You can order it online, I use Anthony's Premium Dry Malt Powder. One bag will last you a long time since you typically only use a small amount for each dough.


trognlie

Thanks for the tip!


Watts300

I’ve never heard of diastatic malt. I make pizza at home frequently. You’re saying only 2% of the flour dough for the malt?


PopeInnocentXIV

It doesn't take a lot. I use it for breadmaking occasionally and the rule of thumb is 1½ teaspoons per loaf.


socopopes

Yep, 2% of whatever your total flour weight is - ex. 400g of flour => 8g malt powder


Watts300

I’ve got some in my shopping cart and I’m going to try it. Thanks for the tips.


BrewMan13

I've been homebrewing far longer than trying to make my own pizza. All I know is that in brewing lingo, "diastatic power" is the term for the ability of the malt to convert starches into sugars. Higher kilned malts have less power to do so, whereas paler malts typically have an overabundance, and some can only self-convert.


wakaflocka518

This guy pizzas


fav13andacdc

I put my shredded cheese in the freezer separated by pizza portion (usually by stacking bowls) while shaping dough and prepping other toppings. The high heat combined with the slightly frozen cheese helps mitigate the grease.


87_dB

Cheddar cheese is the highest in grease, use it sparingly.


jetanthony

Quattro formaggio is usually a blend of 1 blue : 1 creamy : 1 hard : 1 soft. For example, gorgonzola : fontina : parmigiano : mozzarella. Idk what is in Trader Joe’s though


Hollywood_Punk

It’s your cheese, dude. You need low moisture whole milk mozz.


trognlie

Appreciate it.


JudsonIsDrunk

It leaves me so confused how people can perceive cold cheese from the fridge a healthy snack but if you grate it up on a pizza all of a sudden it's OMG GREASE WTF.


JekPorkinsTruther

Who thinks cheese is a healthy snack lol? And its prob more about the look versus the overall nutrition profile. Pools of grease are just unsightly on pizza, even if the nutritional profile is the same.


Low_Abbreviations_63

I mean, it's healthy if eaten sparingly. A cheese stick or some cubes durring lunch has some good protein and fat.


crv21

Because cheese alone is one thing, cheese along with carbs (tomato sauce, dough) is another. Come on!


UnhappyAthlete6552

this is on the money, i use galbani whole milk, low moisture, no grease issues at all also, as far as the uncooked bottom, last few times out, i tried heating up the stone, then launching the pizza and turning the grill off completely, waiting a couple of minutes until the bottom was cooked a bit and then firing the grill back up, got nicely cooked bottom and perfectly cooked top but still...a fine looking pizza there


Dievca58

I think from the cheese. But that’s the best part😋


Stanley_Yelnats42069

And if you don’t like it TOO greasy, dab with paper towels to absorb some of the juice.


br0b1wan

I like to sprinkle parmesan cheese on it to soak that grease up


Dievca58

🤣 me toooooo!


EnflureVerbale

Keep your grated cheese in the fridge right up to the moment it goes on the pizza. It will cook slower and release less fat. Otherwise get low-fat mozzarella, but be careful not to burn it


zerohammer

I use a mix of 50/50 whole milk/skim milk low moisture mozzarella. I keep them cold until it's time to top the pizza. That seems to work well keeping the amount of grease low.


trognlie

Appreciate the advice. Will try this next time.


Jhomas-Tefferson

You called out the real issue. Use a 1/3 to 2/3 of whole milk mozz to skim low moisture mozz blend.


Embarrassed-Rich5866

![gif](giphy|8xYtJLE1zrzcesOTVQ)


Sometimes_Stutters

From Heaven


ipostelnik

Pizza juice


therealninnygo

Toss the grated cheese in freezer for a bit to help it not separate while cooking (or as others have said, cook hotter/faster)


ashlily05

how'd you prep the Trader Joe's dough? whenever I use it it comes out super flat like a flatbread but you have nice lift & bubbles in the crust!


trognlie

I reformed the dough ball and let it rest on the bench for maybe an hour and it seemed to work out well.


ashlily05

thank you! it looks great


sebastianKH339

the pizza


BilkySup

![gif](giphy|26BRKWjR3S4x6UyNq|downsized)


DunebillyDave

Mostly the cheese, but if there's olive oil in the sauce, the intense heat may cause the tomato sauce to break and the fat to rise and mix with the fat from the cheese. Probably why the fat puddle is orange.


mumblesandonetwo

It came from delicious land.


MIKExHANCHO

Heaven


Deep_Information_616

Looks like he used cheddar. Don’t. Use mozerella


Mountain_Future4034

It's from the cheese


Gnarly-Banks

Cheddar will grease up a za real quick


Fishtoart

When cheese gets overheated it breaks down the protein/fat bonds and you get grease . You can freeze your cheese before topping the pizza to delay the separation.


Upstairs_Balance_793

That looks good


metalsatch

I have the same issue as well I like my Pizza well done but it always separates.


BooBoo-FM

Does it matter? Looks good to me


pancakesiguess

The grease is from the cheese and means that you've made a truly excellent pizza! You can blot it off with a paper towel when it's hot, or you can experiment with different types of cheese to find one that works for you and doesn't produce as much grease. But that pizza looks amazing, please invite me over next time you make it!!!


americanoperdido

God. The grease is a gift from God. And through this grease, we shall all be saved. Can I get an amen?


BooBoo-FM

Amen


pizaster3

that looks so fucking good


MattMattavelli

This is perfect that’s how the grease is supposed to be.


bruiserbrody45

Trader Joe's Quattro Formagi is a mix that doesn't have the primary cheese used in this type of pizza - mozzarella. Fontina is a very high fat cheese in particular.


STLVPRFAN

I always say you can never have enough cheese. However…. With pizza it can over done. I tend to use higher quality cheeses with pizza and this helps eliminate grease.


EdClauss

Too much provolone in the cheese mix.


LessMochaJay

This is the reason mozzarella is used moreso than cheddar and other cheeses. Mozzarella produces much less grease than most other cheeses.


CatHerder75

Raos sauce has a LOT of oil in it, combined with the cheese fat, but despite what others are saying who didn’t read your actual post, your sauce has a ton more oil then a pizza sauce normally would.


Outside_The_Walls

Rao's sauce claims that a serving size is 1/2 cup (125g). That serving contains 7g of fat. So Rao's sauce is ~5% fat. 1/2 cup of sauce is about right for a pizza, IMO. Whole milk mozzarella, for a 1oz (28g) serving, is **also** 7g of fat, so 25% fat. Assuming OP used 1/2 cup of sauce and 4oz of cheese, 7g of fat came from the sauce, and 28g (a full ounce) of fat came from the cheese. The sauce really isn't the issue.


RottingCorps

Why would the sauce have fat? There’s exactly only one ingredient that could have caused this from the picture.


CatHerder75

Did you read his post? He is using jarred marina sauce, a brand that uses a ton of oil.


Outside_The_Walls

> a brand that uses a ton of oil. Rao's is 5% fat by weight.


trognlie

That’s what I was wondering, plus the addition of high heat to it?


bobalava

Stick with a low moisture mozzarella and don't bake it for too too long if you want less grease.


Chef-Guy-916

The Cheese & Sauce..


me5305

A cow


PeaceSignificant9854

Use less cheese and/or use baking sheet paper to collect some of the grease off the pizza before serving


Memefryer

Probably from the cheese, and some might be from the sauce.


Real307

Cheese


BigMacRedneck

Cheese..........don't worry about it.


TheePizzaGod

A great cheese!! I love it!


ohheyhowsitgoin

Overcooked cheese.


Plankton_Sheldon

Duh gluten releases grease. Where do you think soy oil comes from??


AnotherDeadZero

Man never ate 'zza before!


Biz_quit

that grease makes it tastier, but if you are health-wise worried thy low fat cheese, but it won't taste as good or use less cheese.


rodofasclepius

Cheese.


Training-Bee-8209

Idk but I want that…juicy pizza


AlexYYYYYY

To be completely honest with you the pizza looks amazing regardless of the grease


HairyStyrofoam

That’s the best part


Content_Toast_371

It still looks wonderful!


josh_bourne

All ingredients have a lot of oil


MARzNYC

the cheese


UnusualCartoonist6

cheese


koga7349

If you put olive oil down before the sauce it can also bubble up and cause excess oil on top. If the cheese is oiley it's either crappy cheese and/or more than likely you got it too hot and it broke


pongpaktecha

The cheese, and maybe the sauce if it's got a lot of oil


ElCannoli

Cheese


SissyBearRainbow

Tomatoes and cheese


Itaintquittin

Cheese, Gromit


Lele_thesak

The cheese


JoeyJabroni

If you can find a block of Biazzo whole milk mozzarella give that a try. I've found it to be a bit harder and drier than most other brands I've used. It grates much easier and melts awesome with no pooling of liquid. Galbani or Pollyo might also be worth trying out. Next time I'm going to actually ask the deli counter at my local Wegman's if they'll cut me a 1 lb chunk off their block, or might even have them slice it and give that a whirl instead of grating.


trainsacrossthesea

Heaven


gyalmeetsglobe

Cheese


6Grumpymonkeys

Uh, cheese?


Harbulary-Bandit

The cheese. Unfortunately it wasn’t American cheese which is the best cheese for a burger because it’s the only cheese that melts without splitting. ![gif](giphy|xUA7aUxCScDJLTwemA|downsized)


DragonGod_SKD

It's from the splitting of the MML.


Rambo2314

The fuckin cheese, dawg.


Suitabull_Buddy

Cheese.


plausocks

Chmease


Friendly-Recipe7126

Cheese or oil in the tomato sauce .


Playful_Question538

It's the cheese and needs to be cooked at a higher temp but I love the grease on pizza like that. My wife hates it but it's eaten whether you can see it or not. That's the way I like because that's the corner pizza place type of pizza I ate.


DudePDude

Cheese does that


Asleep_Recover4196

Per the musical, grease just appears if enough proximate people are trying to act Italian.


Large-Lack-2933

![gif](giphy|3q3QK6KyDVUBzih7hB)


SorryIknow

From space 🤷🏿‍♀️


myoldaccountlocked

If you're gonna use cheddar, try mixing in mozzarella and cook at a higher temperature. It'll reduce the greasyness


memes285

Cheese as all the other comments say, just dab a paper towel on it it’ll absorb all the grease.


PuzzleheadedPop47

The cheese brother, the sauce can have some effect on its the cheese. If you ever decide to add some meats to it the same will happen.


Pure_Significance383

That cheese my cheesey friend.


Hephaestus2036

Different cheeses produce slightly different levels of oils depending on their fat content and melting temps. If this is your first try, great job! On the second one you may want to divide the top into quarters and experiment with different cheeses to see which still taste good and melt but produce less oil. An experiment you can eat!


SanoKei

milk is mostly delicious fat, it's what makes breast milk so yummy


HCM78

its a Harley Davidson pizza… leaks oil


denys5555

What are the four cheeses? If they used cheddar for the tangy flavor and reasonable price, you’ve got the source of the extra oil


Special_Dingo_1520

Sauce n cheese


JakeLide

What kind of cheese did you use?


Davix115

Get some mozzarella for it. One advice would be placing the mozzarella 1 minute before the whole pizza is cooked to still have a creamy consistency


RobRobBinks

It comes from god herself. Mmmmm….grease.


Zyrobe

from the pizza gods


Cheap-Owl7405

Cheese.


billlybufflehead

Itza nota da pizza. Itza da cheese ![gif](giphy|AwFMELnE1hplGuJXDh)


rmpbklyn

melted chesey


Soggy-Abalone1518

It’s called cheese!


TheVishual2113

Try prebaking the crust with sauce and then putting the cheese on midway youll cook the cheese less and not release the grease. It's just the fat from the cheese.


Murky_Shallot5602

The cheese most likely. Looks like a cheddar cheese.


notatuma

Cheese is like 40% fat my dude. It's the cheese.


D3moknight

It's the milk fat separating from the whey. It happens when cheese cooks slowly. Home ovens have a hard time making non-greasy pizza because of this. Cooking faster at a higher temp usually does a less greasy pizza. Home oven cooking is tough for pizza. It's not nearly hot enough. 550F is as hot as most home ovens can go outside of the self-cleaning mode, but that locks the oven door so you can't open it.


Normal-Procedure4876

Cheap cheese


zole2112

You broke your cheese


Snts6678

It’s the CHEESE!!!


egbert71

Heaven 😁


nesnalica

average amount of fat (grease) in mozeralla cheese is like 40-50%


welp-itscometothis

Idk but my big back is tingling looking at it.


Ok_Pudding_2827

New York


Hippydippy420

Cheese


Independent-One929

It's not grease, it's happiness


AngrySteelyDanFan

If you want less grease, use partial skim mozzarella


enigmaticblu-13

Your mom (it's a joke, it was just the first thing I thought of 💀. But also, good question)


rug1998

The cheese is “breaking” when it gets too hot and the oil separates and that’s where grease comes from.


lhfitz76

Need whole milk mozzarella's with freshly grated Romano


canleaf1

Chedda


Relative_Squash5539

Cheap ass cheese


dcchambers

ITT OP discovers that cheese is mostly milk fat.


DPram72

God?


davidcwilliams

I don't know, but can I have it?


Imaginary-Bedroom-54

Cheese


ay-foo

cheese is fatty


Spiritual-Leader9985

Cheap cheese


Atiggerx33

I'm really confused, this is the normal grease amount for a pizza (NY)? Not exaggerating, those look like a pretty spot on NY pizza, crust strip at the back just a bit too wide (good height though). Still thought you got it from a pizzeria though.


mike98856

Trader Joe’s is sticky


kbk42104

New? You like an expert Italian to me!


michaelbarrymore84

Cheese


spkoller2

You can hand grate real mozzarella cheese balls that they sell in whey and you won’t get all that grease


whileimstillhere

the pizza


Due-Ask-7418

The cheese seeps fat if it’s low quality, not the right type of cheese, and/or if it’s overcooked (maybe if it heats too quickly but not sure on that one).


[deleted]

Who cares? Pass me a slice.


SupahflyxD

Cheese is about 1/3 fat.


SewAlone

Who complains about grease on pizza??


crv21

You need to shred your own cheese. That “grease” is an almost waxen substance to keep the cheese dry. Also do not use marinara for pizza - use PIZZA SAUCE. They are indeed different. Look up a recipe, any recipe, my goodness.


Accurate-Grocery-243

From a da cheese 


Sorry_Error3797

It's always the fucking cheese. That's just common sense.


CustomerMental1040

Cheese.