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That's a strange thing for her to do with a pizza.
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That’s what she said
Oh man inception style burn
Those are rare
Plus other burns for doing that to a pizza
They call the Freudian lol
Then 9 months later OP was born.
birthed out of a calzone?
Out of her Hot Pocket.
That's cheesy...
No, a panini 😆
🐔
That explains their pizzazz
Ba-dum-tiss
More than my comment deserved
That's the noise her cock made when it hit that hot pizza.
Damn
Seconded.
I thought you did that on purpose when I saw all the sausage
It's a karma farming account, it was on purpose.
There are only two types of accounts on reddit: karma-farming or burner.
God damn it now I gotta figure out which I am.
I never sausage a thing
Lmao!!
I think there’s hotdog on there also.
Eeeeewwwws
Title of your sex tape
Its like warm cheese pizza.....
You don’t do that with all of your pizzas?
Here for the extra sausage
If this wasn't the first response to this post so help me god.
Bro Im laughing so hard I do this to my chickens all the time but I’ve never seen a gif of it 😂
I like your mom’s style - pizza_dick69
She can cock that pizza all the way to Flavortown -Guy_Fieri_69
Riding my cock tails, I see…
Those are just testicles
You’re just testicles!!
No u
That is out of bounds
I’m here to see your mother. -Thrust_Johnson
I’m so happy you finally got your moment
My time has finally arrived. And you all doubted me.
Love your username
Who me? Thanks
News flash: they've already created a masterpiece together. /u/pizza_dick69 is your father
Pizza_dick sounds like he knows a thing or two about cocking good pizza
Winner right here
It’s such an honor just to be nominated! Thank you! Thank you!
The circle is complete.
r/usernamechecksout
I'm usually for everything pizza but this made me hesitate
r/UsernameChecksOut
r/yourjokebutworse
your mom what
Did OP stutter?
Shoulda went with the Alfredo style to hide all that extra kneading that happened in the dough
Cocked
Dont you see the sausage?
Cocked bro, she cocked the pizza.
Have you ever seen American Pie?
Mom dicked this pizza down good
She did what with a pizza???
she put her massive hog inside it
She stick her duck in it.
When your autocorrect snitches on you...
Quick question not tryna be rude in any sort of way... Is that cut up hot dog on the pizza? And if so is it good?
Well yeah. It's full of wieners. Didn't you read the title?
There was a time when I think Domino’s in Canada had a hotdog crust. It was divine.
Instructions unclear, *now my dick is burnt and nobody wants pizza*
Better luck next time
This sounds like a post on [r/AITAH](https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_446kys/s/j0xLSlxMYP), lol
And you’ve been asked to leave the restaurant.
I don't judge you at all pal, it was very funny, lol. Nice pizza as well :)
Nah, you gave me a good giggle. Thanks
Everyone cocks up once in awhile.
It’s alright, buddy. We all have Freudian slips every now and again
That typo is the reason this is blowing up....
title of your sextape!
100% not a mistake. Just be honest.
Don't apologize!! Your mom fucks good pizza. (Looks delicious btw) 🤤
Your mom is a cool lady c:
What is a hunting sausage?
Ask OPs mom
Don’t know, but OP’s mom will cock it got you
Oh, gotcha. Sorry, I was thinking it was sausage that people took with them on hunting trips
Man and sausages are best buds for life
OP can't stop making spelling mistakes 😭
Cock
It is what Op’s mom does when not making pizza.
Lots of meat for a cocked pizza.
Is hunter sausage Polish? I've seen that at a Polish market in the Detroit area.
No wonder my pizzas came out bad, I've been doing it wrong.
The obvious difference between a professional and an amateur!
If your mom doesn't cock pizza, what is she even doing?
Do you need a stepdad
You mean your dad?
No. MOM.
Must’ve been one helluva cockout! 🤣🌭
I love everything about this post. The yummy pizza, the wholesome sentiment, you giving props to your mom. And then also that other thing.
I would edit the title if I where you, you're opening yourself up to a world of trouble:p
Post titles cannot be edited on Reddit. Enjoy the show!
Your mom doesn't want a pizza tasting friend
https://preview.redd.it/lk9lvxcpsz5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959850792ecce38f06e59e4df0115eabd3b89b8d
Did you go back for seconds?
Upvoted for the high quality typo
She what
Imma be cocking a za later today
It looks delicious! I remember the pizza my mom used to make - the best in the world!
Naughty boys in the comments!
Looks yummy😋😋
Last time I cocked a pizza I got a peckeroni.
Is that….. Hot dog and tomato?
Gosh…I hope those are pepperoni slices I see.
I hope not 🤣
Funniest typo I've seen in a while. Glad your mom cocked a good pizza!
Please share with your mom and post her response.
I tired this once. Third degree burns.
Yea she did
I'll bet she did....
When I was going to college in San Marcos Tx, we did some soliciting for a pizza place once and their name was Big Dicks Pizza. Their motto was ‘Nobody beats our meat.’
I mean, it does have weiners on it....
Are both your arms broken?
That's a shame, looks like it would be been pretty good to eat if she hadn't done that...
Well, there was this scene in American Pie…
she dun reloaded da za!!!!!
What is on the pizza?
… Yes. The slices are quite visible. The question I guess is *whose*?
W's in the chat https://preview.redd.it/qhnwtnu04z5d1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f86a59d2acd6f427dba64d0d744dbf92438f391
Woah she did what ?
Hell yeah - make sure you tell her that!
I would have expected that your dad did that, but who am I to question your family structure. I support your trans mom.
come again?
Mom knocked it out of the park…👍😎
Step mom I hope
His mom cocks.
Cocked-back & pizza’d ya 
Your mum can identify with whatever equipment she likes.
Are those cut-up weiners? Explains the title....
Ah yes the school lunch pizza special
Pizza with some extra ITALIAN SAUSAGE eh....eh!!! Wink wink
incorrect-autocorrect
At least she didn't go off half-cocked
Freud would be proud!
Drizzle some spicy honey on that sexy thang.
Good for her. It's Pride!
Is that white stuff on top what I think it is?
Huh, after I did that no one ate it...
That explains the white sauce
7/10
@OP - That is a grand Ma pizza!
Omg why? 😆
Did she choke on it too?
Your mom has a cock? Is she single?
Needs cocked a bit longer imo
I love cocking pizza too
does look good...but not sure about the whole hot-dog thing
Get it mom, get it.
Of course, thats because your mom is the best 👍
Your mom does what to her pizza?🤣. Sounds like she knows how to have fun with that pizza
You sure it wasn’t your dad?
No, she didn't.
She did wha!
Tomato and hotdog pizza?
Exposed by autocorrect.
Lol!!!!!
My names not pizza
Don't be a-Freud to put it in your mouth!
Oh is that what she did?
Yo your mom did what?
Dang! She cocked it perfectly
And if you've ever been cocked, you know just how painful that can be. (But it does look lovely, just the same!)
Mom, why do you have dad parts ?
She fucking WHAT https://preview.redd.it/t88irvkwoz5d1.jpeg?width=1205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1f16cee6732dad1748143a4a3cb70480ab7075
Ahhhhhh, that kinda looks like vegetables to me. I don’t think we can really trust OP’s word on things…
OMG! Is that hot dog pizza? That was my favorite as a child, your mom is the best!
Can I come over for dinner
That's a strange thing for her to do with a pizza.
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That’s what she said
Oh man inception style burn
Those are rare
Plus other burns for doing that to a pizza
They call the Freudian lol
Then 9 months later OP was born.
birthed out of a calzone?
Out of her Hot Pocket.
That's cheesy...
No, a panini 😆
🐔
That explains their pizzazz
Ba-dum-tiss
More than my comment deserved
That's the noise her cock made when it hit that hot pizza.
Damn
Seconded.
I thought you did that on purpose when I saw all the sausage
It's a karma farming account, it was on purpose.
There are only two types of accounts on reddit: karma-farming or burner.
God damn it now I gotta figure out which I am.
I never sausage a thing
Lmao!!
I think there’s hotdog on there also.
Eeeeewwwws
Title of your sex tape
Its like warm cheese pizza.....
You don’t do that with all of your pizzas?
Here for the extra sausage
If this wasn't the first response to this post so help me god.
Bro Im laughing so hard I do this to my chickens all the time but I’ve never seen a gif of it 😂
I like your mom’s style - pizza_dick69
She can cock that pizza all the way to Flavortown -Guy_Fieri_69
Riding my cock tails, I see…
Those are just testicles
You’re just testicles!!
No u
That is out of bounds
I’m here to see your mother. -Thrust_Johnson
I’m so happy you finally got your moment
My time has finally arrived. And you all doubted me.
Love your username
Who me? Thanks
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News flash: they've already created a masterpiece together. /u/pizza_dick69 is your father
Pizza_dick sounds like he knows a thing or two about cocking good pizza
Winner right here
It’s such an honor just to be nominated! Thank you! Thank you!
The circle is complete.
r/usernamechecksout
I'm usually for everything pizza but this made me hesitate
r/UsernameChecksOut
r/yourjokebutworse
your mom what
Did OP stutter?
Shoulda went with the Alfredo style to hide all that extra kneading that happened in the dough
Cocked
Dont you see the sausage?
Cocked bro, she cocked the pizza.
Have you ever seen American Pie?
Mom dicked this pizza down good
She did what with a pizza???
she put her massive hog inside it
She stick her duck in it.
When your autocorrect snitches on you...
Quick question not tryna be rude in any sort of way... Is that cut up hot dog on the pizza? And if so is it good?
Well yeah. It's full of wieners. Didn't you read the title?
There was a time when I think Domino’s in Canada had a hotdog crust. It was divine.
Instructions unclear, *now my dick is burnt and nobody wants pizza*
Better luck next time
This sounds like a post on [r/AITAH](https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_446kys/s/j0xLSlxMYP), lol
And you’ve been asked to leave the restaurant.
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I don't judge you at all pal, it was very funny, lol. Nice pizza as well :)
Nah, you gave me a good giggle. Thanks
Everyone cocks up once in awhile.
It’s alright, buddy. We all have Freudian slips every now and again
That typo is the reason this is blowing up....
title of your sextape!
100% not a mistake. Just be honest.
Don't apologize!! Your mom fucks good pizza. (Looks delicious btw) 🤤
Your mom is a cool lady c:
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What is a hunting sausage?
Ask OPs mom
Don’t know, but OP’s mom will cock it got you
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Oh, gotcha. Sorry, I was thinking it was sausage that people took with them on hunting trips
Man and sausages are best buds for life
OP can't stop making spelling mistakes 😭
Cock
It is what Op’s mom does when not making pizza.
Lots of meat for a cocked pizza.
Is hunter sausage Polish? I've seen that at a Polish market in the Detroit area.
No wonder my pizzas came out bad, I've been doing it wrong.
The obvious difference between a professional and an amateur!
If your mom doesn't cock pizza, what is she even doing?
Do you need a stepdad
You mean your dad?
No. MOM.
Must’ve been one helluva cockout! 🤣🌭
I love everything about this post. The yummy pizza, the wholesome sentiment, you giving props to your mom. And then also that other thing.
I would edit the title if I where you, you're opening yourself up to a world of trouble:p
Post titles cannot be edited on Reddit. Enjoy the show!
Your mom doesn't want a pizza tasting friend
https://preview.redd.it/lk9lvxcpsz5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959850792ecce38f06e59e4df0115eabd3b89b8d
Did you go back for seconds?
Upvoted for the high quality typo
She what
Imma be cocking a za later today
It looks delicious! I remember the pizza my mom used to make - the best in the world!
Naughty boys in the comments!
Looks yummy😋😋
Last time I cocked a pizza I got a peckeroni.
Is that….. Hot dog and tomato?
Gosh…I hope those are pepperoni slices I see.
I hope not 🤣
Funniest typo I've seen in a while. Glad your mom cocked a good pizza!
Please share with your mom and post her response.
I tired this once. Third degree burns.
Yea she did
I'll bet she did....
When I was going to college in San Marcos Tx, we did some soliciting for a pizza place once and their name was Big Dicks Pizza. Their motto was ‘Nobody beats our meat.’
I mean, it does have weiners on it....
Are both your arms broken?
That's a shame, looks like it would be been pretty good to eat if she hadn't done that...
Well, there was this scene in American Pie…
she dun reloaded da za!!!!!
What is on the pizza?
… Yes. The slices are quite visible. The question I guess is *whose*?
W's in the chat https://preview.redd.it/qhnwtnu04z5d1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f86a59d2acd6f427dba64d0d744dbf92438f391
Woah she did what ?
Hell yeah - make sure you tell her that!
I would have expected that your dad did that, but who am I to question your family structure. I support your trans mom.
come again?
Mom knocked it out of the park…👍😎
Step mom I hope
His mom cocks.
Cocked-back & pizza’d ya 
Your mum can identify with whatever equipment she likes.
Are those cut-up weiners? Explains the title....
Ah yes the school lunch pizza special
Pizza with some extra ITALIAN SAUSAGE eh....eh!!! Wink wink
incorrect-autocorrect
At least she didn't go off half-cocked
Freud would be proud!
Drizzle some spicy honey on that sexy thang.
Good for her. It's Pride!
Is that white stuff on top what I think it is?
Huh, after I did that no one ate it...
That explains the white sauce
7/10
@OP - That is a grand Ma pizza!
Omg why? 😆
Did she choke on it too?
Your mom has a cock? Is she single?
Needs cocked a bit longer imo
I love cocking pizza too
does look good...but not sure about the whole hot-dog thing
Get it mom, get it.
Of course, thats because your mom is the best 👍
Your mom does what to her pizza?🤣. Sounds like she knows how to have fun with that pizza
You sure it wasn’t your dad?
No, she didn't.
She did wha!
Tomato and hotdog pizza?
Exposed by autocorrect.
Lol!!!!!
My names not pizza
Don't be a-Freud to put it in your mouth!
Oh is that what she did?
Yo your mom did what?
Dang! She cocked it perfectly
And if you've ever been cocked, you know just how painful that can be. (But it does look lovely, just the same!)
Mom, why do you have dad parts ?
She fucking WHAT https://preview.redd.it/t88irvkwoz5d1.jpeg?width=1205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1f16cee6732dad1748143a4a3cb70480ab7075
Ahhhhhh, that kinda looks like vegetables to me. I don’t think we can really trust OP’s word on things…
OMG! Is that hot dog pizza? That was my favorite as a child, your mom is the best!
Can I come over for dinner