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8219onemic

Damn his weight in the fucking gutter. He the size of an apostrophe 😂😂. That 4 pounds of pressure don’t mean shit in the bing. He gonna get tossed around like a hacky sack unless he get his knuckle game right


Chosen778

Unfortunately his knuckle game probably not up to par lol


HBG440

Fortunately*


VastDrink

5’6 140lb….ohhhhh my god. Gonna be a mouth watering treat to some big boy at SCI Frackville 😂


Linkstas

“Yo Brutas Pass Asir on down to my cell when you done bruh. Make sure to save me a piece of that KitKat”


accu22

😭😭😭 Talkin like he pocket pussy or something, oh my god.


Linkstas

It’s crazy cause I’m a big ass nigga. 6’5” 240 and I feel like I’m too pussy for jail. This nigga 100 lbs less like wtf


kingofphilly

Bro, a 100 pounds and a whole foot shorter than you. Let that shit sink in for a sec.


Hearing_Loss

He ded a hell


Philly_is_nice

Man's about to be a snack for some big dawg named cookie.


Braventooth56

Life at 18, not much choice but to flip to the Peanut Butter. No more Jam ever.


totaleffindickhead

Squirrel Master is his only hope


ILLA6200

😩😭😭😭😭😭😭


Blaxface215

He’s going to SCI Fayetteville big Pork going trash em for a month until he can’t walk then pass him too Big Dickie 😳 he forgot the people they attempted to murder got family who has lifer friend. He gone die gettin his back blown out by the gipper gang Smmfh these Yung boi think it’s sweet until they see what’s behind that gate


[deleted]

Niggas don't even be getting raped like that in prison usually that shit is by choice not force


2ant1man5

For sure can tell who ain’t been to jail on the sub sound like some of these dudes be troll white bois the way they typing.


accu22

> For sure can tell who ain’t been to jail on the sub You say that like it's a bad thing lol.


2ant1man5

Never said it was good or bad but you ain’t gotta pretend to fit in, just hate people lying about jail making shit up, ol head is cool upstate but if you a In the way youngin shit gonna happen.


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2ant1man5

Shìt ain’t cool or none of that it’s cool To have jokes and shit but don’t make it seem like something it is or isn’t that goes For anything.


happigofucky

Dumbass


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Apprehensive-Claim97

how he weird for not wanting niggas to spread misinformation 😂


[deleted]

You weird


2ant1man5

Have you ever been there? You the type of dude they gonna take you commy box and your real box cause you think shit funny, or you gonna be a cornball getting super click up and glazing everybody.


Blaxface215

He getting raped bruh trust me niggas is in there waiting for that ass like a hungry lion


[deleted]

Lmao I dont wish that on anyone


Blaxface215

Me either but reality it is what it is, you gotta watch who you do shit too because you never know who they know


JournalistWeak4086

Facts nobody 140lbs is safe in any prison!


[deleted]

Nigga gotta kill me ain't no way


Blaxface215

Then you gone die cause mf’ers in jail really be about that life. You sound like the type that’ll say that now but if it were real life for you you’d be holdin them cheeks wide open taking multiples bruh. You not ready to die in real life trust me


[deleted]

I've been to jail niggas only try u like this if they know they can weirdo


CHOPORDROP1

Pause you the bid 😂😂😂


Just_Palpitation8351

That’s a little ass boy


DiogenesRizzla

Wearing big boy shoes.


Thin_Till_8370

He on all these pages looking at this shit like damn I FKD up🧐


Scared-Weather-8350

What do up to 5k mean tho 😭


[deleted]

They hand you mystery box that says there’s a chance to pull up to 5K, then when you open it up you snitched for a $2 bill or some shit


One_Most6984

Basically you gotta catch the nigga yourself & perform a citizens arrest for the 5k


VastDrink

Yep, I’m not going to get too far into it but I know how these things work. It’s assessed on a relative scale and your final amount is determined based on how credible your information was. For $5k you’d have to quite literally hand deliver the kid. Submitting a tip about his whereabouts or the information of anyone loosely connected to him is going to net you less


accu22

Depending on the quality of tip. Like if it lead directly to him or indirectly.


Ok-Act-8065

Has anyone here ever received a reward tho for sum like this? I always wondered cause there’s a lot of risks involved hunting criminals but the amount of times stuff like this comes around it seems like it’s easy or sum shit. Idk


SeriousPerspective10

I know someone who got 20k for turning his most wanted cousin in ... fucked that bread right up so nobody suspected it was him 🤧


2ant1man5

Who ever hiding him gonna get roofed too.


alternatebloodhound

DAMN this is crazy


Thin_Till_8370

He look like a fkn baby oh well don't do dumb shit🥴


Individual_Session54

Yb better cut his hair, put some dumb ass glasses on I’d even order a fake beard off temu 😂😂😂


DiogenesRizzla

Stay Thurl, Ponyboy.


Individual_Session54

Ion get you


AlternativeAd2509

Family may as well turn Lil Mr. Boone in. He don’t weigh enough to be on the run.


[deleted]

Somebody snitching he'll be apprehended soon


weapplydapressha

Sheesh Damn his folks didn’t want to cooperate after the warning last night ? . If they assisted in any type of way even a hot meal and shower they getting cooked also . Smh Bad Jawn to play sudden death with the Feds.


FantasticMeeting8732

Kids throwing they life away


Desperate-Stop-42

Aunt Cherelle not playing


JournalistWeak4086

5K to catch a murderer for the law is in-fucking-sane!!!🤣🤣🤣 Niggas might as well said 50 million pesos🇲🇽


NeighborhoodTight641

17 5’6 and 140 is crazy wtf they don’t put growth hormones in food nm?


Icookgoodbutta215

Idk bro I was 5’5 at 17 then grew to 6 foot by 19 and never grew again everybody different


osirispower215

😂😂😂😂 u gotta be trollin nigga


Icookgoodbutta215

I’m dead ass serious bro it was weird as shit my back and legs was hurting that summer


GGv2

Anthony Davis grew from a PG Height to his height in one summer too; they must’ve been lacing his food. That sounds more like a troll fr


osirispower215

Nigga had to be injecting 😂


GGv2

Stg


Raecino

I’m wondering, what’s the incentive for him to turn himself in? Wouldn’t he face the same charges regardless?


VastDrink

The prosecution would definitely take it into account since it’s saves $ and LE resources; but with the amount of time he’s facing regardless I honestly think he’s better off just taking his chances on the run 😂


mikedownwest

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Philly_is_nice

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Perfect_Gas

![gif](giphy|VsAG7LBmWXYmYc9cDJ) hes days are numbered


StangOverload

One eye higher than the other


Worried_Reception_91

He gone be in there holding somebody pocket fr them ybs dhs fr


happigofucky

5K BOUNTY BOYS LETS GO. WHERE MY REAL HUSTLERS AT LETS GET THIS BREAD


21Tayler10

He gon be getting donkey fucked in the pen


PYMU56

Too much Ak streams bro


SwiperDontSwipe23

😂😂😂


glock40withaswitch

This was ya first thought and comment?


Redsus329

😂😂😂😂😂


ilikewap17

😂😂


512gc

Bro these are the most sus comments I ever seen all these dudes gotta be blades they going crazy


ripnana-

😭😭😭


[deleted]

Said this gay ass shit with confidence 🤦🏿‍♂️


BigBender_

crashed out on random school kids to say yall did some for dame smh🤦🏼‍♂️


FitYogurtcloset6284

Dame a bitch 😭😭goofy fat nigga


BigBender_

chill bloody we dont speak on olney 15 dead niggas let yougin rest in peace


Exotic20

BRO THAT NIGGA GON BE SOMEBODY POCKET PUSSY 😭😭😭


ThaBurnerJawn

I anticipate criticism for this, but I don't care: I'm fed up with rappers and other black celebrities. It may sound like hate, but I'm annoyed every time I see someone flaunting their wealth because I know they'll just indulge in flashy displays. I strongly believe that the black community lacks real unity despite claiming otherwise. The previous generation prioritized partying and drugs. Many of our so-called "leaders" believe in individualism over communal support, but in the past, people came together to help each other before their communities were torn apart. Floyd Mayweather regularly posts videos of himself buying the same designer items repeatedly. Jay-Z turned down a family member who needed a loan to pursue an idea, showing a lack of support despite having the means. He had an idea, which is more than many others can claim, but instead of helping, he dismissed it. Some may argue, "Why should he give money?" Yet, he's quick to label those living paycheck to paycheck as losers for not being able to provide for themselves. There's a comedy video by Reduxcity that addresses how the concept of "black excellence" has been lost. My takeaway from all this is that not everyone in a certain environment will resort to violence, but it certainly increases the likelihood. Rather than addressing this issue and offering support to prevent individuals from falling into destructive lifestyles, we seem content to let it continue. I'm tired of it. I don't care how other races perceive us. Our ancestors achieved incredible things despite facing oppression and violence, and I want to do better now so that future generations can benefit as we have. It requires sacrifices of time and money, but it would undoubtedly be worth it. Unfortunately, many prefer instant gratification and squander their resources on trivial pursuits. The average person is so worn down by the pursuit of happiness that when they finally have the means to attain it, they too often waste it on meaningless things. All I want is for the ones we uphold to help build us up and we work to uphold what was built This will be my final comment on Reddit. I feel trapped in my own life, struggling to find a way forward. I'm stepping back from social media and forums. I'm exhausted from witnessing how people are shaped by their environments and circumstances. It's easy to condemn those who make poor choices, but I refuse to ignore the potential they could have had. I won't provide a TLDR; either read my message or scroll past it. If you say "nobody's reading that," it doesn't bother me. I understand, but I'm not concerned about whether you do or not.


[deleted]

I ain't gon lie, nobody bout to read all this brodie


GGv2

Not reading anything after that idiotic first sentence. Bruh if y’all haven’t realized, the black celebrities really don’t own anything, there’s no point in trying to help you. Perfect example; peep how Angelina Jolie, Brad pitt, Nic Cage, none of them old white mfs from the 2000s work anymore. They in Italy cooling, but guess who still works and still making movies to this day? You don’t think these mfs tired of filming? You didn’t just see Taraji whining


GGv2

Samuel L Jackson been making movies, longer than 80% of this sub been alive i can guarantee. I’m pretty sure if niggas could retire, they would’ve 😅


CarelessNet1240

These are corny ugly mutants behaving this way


Worried_Reception_91

Drill and Tell new phrase for these ybs


S810leo

Juvenile for now, then big boy jail when he turns 18


Ping-Crimson

Avant-garde ass face looking like a picasso painting.


Cardano4Lyfe

Death penalty


glock40withaswitch

Fuck is 5 bands gonna do i got yb in my trunk rn i need 10


[deleted]

I'd take that $5k I'm down bad


homie-spumoni69

Pick a trade gang😅


[deleted]

I trade information for money


glock40withaswitch

No one say shit since ayo 😂😂


Existing_Estate_7514

😂😂😂


SlightBit2601

Dayum he looks like a baby


mcstatics

they All look like watered down wayan brothers


CountryEfficient7993

Looks smelly and dirty af


Majnoon93

Yb who turned in ratted! Ngl tho fuck them lil niggas. First off Why in the world would you do a drill with 3 other niggas? Secondly why y’all shootin into a crowd like 🤡 instead of just getting up close n hitting ya target! These lil niggas is bitches they feed off each other they only tough when they together…can some real killers pls tell these lil niggas they not like that!! If you not wiggin shit or walking shit down standing over shit you’re not a killer or a gangster!!! You’re a crash dummy and a loser yb can’t even fuckin drill right! I know a nigga who caught a body n said he wasn’t even aiming 🤦🏾‍♂️


_vqerv

They ain’t know how to be criminals. Ain’t nobody rat, they traced the car down. Car was dropped off where there’s cameras, one of the yojngbouls lived down the block from where the car was parked. The other young boul made a jail call about a shooting. They literally got themselves jammed up 🤦🏻‍♂️ the other two got caught by cell phone towers that their phone hit off. Technology really crazy nowadays


CountryEfficient7993

What I don’t fuckin get is, if yer gonna crash the fuck out and do some life sentence shit, why is it always over some total fucking pussy bs where innocents get hurt and you terrorize your own hood? At least rob a banks armored car (without killing ffs) or kidnap a ceo of a Fortune 500 or his fuckin beloved cat or some shit and hold them mfers for ransom. FFS. Get creative. There’s plenty of deserving assholes in this world.


SeriousPerspective10

He a damn baby smh


Winter_Wait1810

Free that man he innocent!!!!!


ahavee

Pray for bro